32 - Devil Hunter Welcome Yoko Isumi, and Nabeshin

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    When watching TV,
[00:04] ---
    please keep the room bright...
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    ...and sit well away from the TV.
[00:08] ---
    That's right.
[00:20] ---
    Hayate has been rather low on sleep lately.
[00:23] ---
    The reason for that... is a bit like this.
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    I love you, Brenda.
[00:49] ---
    Why are you here?! Why did you
    wake me?! Why try to seduce me?!
[00:57] ---
    Wh-What the?!
[00:59] ---
    Don't look at me like I look delicious!
[01:03] ---
    I'm going to be eaten!
[01:05] ---
    Stop! Don't eat me!
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    I'm an afro.
[01:08] ---
    I won't taste good!
[01:09] ---
    I'm an afro.
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    I'm bland!
[01:12] ---
    I'm an afro.
[01:12] ---
    Wait, it's a dream!
[01:14] ---
    I'm an afro.
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    It seems kind of afro-ish...
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    Afro...
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    Wait, what?!
[01:21] ---
    An afro?!
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    Pardon me for interrupting your nifty scene,
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    but who are you showing off for
    and what are you showing off?
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    Oh, this way!
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    More like, who?
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    Nabeshin! He looks good in an afro.
[01:39] ---
    Nabeshin! He apparently
    owns four red jackets.
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    Nabeshin! An immature director,
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    who was invited by Kawaguchi
    and shamelessly came on the show.
[01:48] ---
    Nabeshin! Creates
    opportunities for tons of jabs!
[01:50] ---
    The number of women he's done is...
[01:52] ---
    Or rather, this is an awfully old intro.
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    That's news to me!
[01:57] ---
    This is our current intro.
[01:59] ---
    That's news to me!
[02:00] ---
    Whosoever commands the butlers,
    commands the world!
[02:03] ---
    The Great Butler War that will
    shake up the world has just begun!
[02:09] ---
    Huh, so this is the current intro.
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    I want a redo using this.
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    It's a lot of work to reanimate, you know!
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    Zettai nante shinjinai!
    I don't believe in absolutes!
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    Fukanou nante nai!
    No such thing as impossible!
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    Mirai wa hiraku te no naka ni aru
    The future is in the open palm of my hands
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    Dou yattemo katenai akuma ga
    A demon that I just can't win against
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    Megami no kao o shite chakkari (O_O;)
    Brazenly pretending to be a goddess (O_O;)
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    Keikenchi ja tannai kurai dakara
    Experience points are almost not enough
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    Isshou tanren shikou-sakugo ni sessa-takuma
    Training for life, working hard at trial and error
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    Mondai nara muzukashii-hodo ude ga naru shi
    Tougher the problem the more it gets me going
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    Yorokobu kao ga mirerya sore de ii shi
    Seeing the joy on your face is enough for me
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    Takara no chizu o boku wa te ni ireta
    I've found a treasure map
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    Juuou-mujin kimi o tsurete tsuki-susumou!
    Totally free, I'll take you and push forward!
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    Happii na kanchigai
    A happy misunderstanding
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    Chikai wa yuruganai!
    My pledge will stand fast!
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    Kaze no yukue mo kaete-miseru
    I'll even change the direction of the wind
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    Kakkou wa kini-shinai
    I won't care how I look
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    Unmei ja kujikenai!
    No destiny will discourage me!
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    Ano kumo chirasu hayate no gotoku!
    Like the sudden gale scattering the clouds!
[03:45] ---
    Devil Hunter Welcome Yoko Isumi,
    and Nabeshin
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    Um, the episode title screen is over...
[03:52] ---
    What? Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay...
[03:55] ---
    Then I guess I'll do this.
    And ignore the script.
[03:57] ---
    It's hard to tell
    if he's motivated or not...
[04:00] ---
    I'll be turning 43 this year.
    So what about it?!
SIGN    Mystery Woman
[04:05] ---
    The machine clinging to my legs
    cries out! It's a Walther P38!
[04:09] ---
    C-Could it possibly be...?!
[04:10] ---
    Hayate Ayasaki...
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    Was that right, Mikako?
[04:15] ---
    Something like that, Director.
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    It seems sort of fated
    that everything's going to vanish.
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    Time for you to go!
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    That's from Ame-Yoko, isn't it?
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    What? H-How did you know that?
[04:25] ---
    There's a Nakata and
    Company's label on the grip.
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    What? F-For real?
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    Wait, you're right. Looks so cheap!
[04:32] ---
    Nakata and Company is...
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    But I'm still shooting you!
SIGN    This Week's Butler Battle
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    Listen to the narration!
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    So what if I can't handle hot food?!
[04:44] ---
    A-Are you serious?!
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    He's fast! Or actually, he's crazy!
SIGN    Escape
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    Um, what are you doing?
[04:52] ---
    Oh, sorry, storyboard deadline.
    And we're cutting it next week.
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    Storyboards for anime?
[04:58] ---
    Basically.
[04:59] ---
    Oh, I never introduced myself.
SIGN    Director Shinichi Watanabe
SIGN    Address: 29-29 Nerima Town,
    Nerima City, Nerima Prefecture
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    It's supposedly a pretty rare business card.
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    "Shinichi Watanabe". "Nabeshin" for short...
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    Yup, yup. Directing anime and voice
    performances is my main occupation.
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    Being a butler's a part-time job,
    so don't disturb me.
[05:14] ---
    Disturb you? But you're
    the one who started...
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    And he falls asleep now?!
[05:18] ---
    Mr. Nabeshin, please wake up!
    Don't sleep like a log on the show!
[05:22] ---
    Oh, sorry. I didn't get
    any sleep again last night.
[05:25] ---
    An all-nighter?
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    Last night, on a park swing...
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    Why is it Kawaguchi?!
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    The thing that's wrong
    with Kawaguchi is that...
SIGN    Ecstasy
[05:32] ---
    I never asked to hear about Mr. Kawaguchi.
SIGN    Topple
[05:40] ---
    Mr. Nabeshin, what is it now?!
[05:42] ---
    I-I'm hungry.
[05:45] ---
    Working night after night in the park?
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    Apparently.
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    And an afro for no purpose...
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    It really is for no purpose.
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    In this day and age,
    he's like a protected species.
[05:55] ---
    Uh-huh...
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    I must safeguard him.
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    What?! That's where this is going?!
[06:00] ---
    Seconds!
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    Yes, yes, don't worry about weight gain
    and eat as much as you like.
[06:05] ---
    Don't trouble yourself on my account!
[06:06] ---
    May I ask for one more thing?
[06:08] ---
    Once more, please.
[06:09] ---
    May I invite my wife and kid, too?!
[06:11] ---
    Y-Yes, you may.
[06:13] ---
    They're already wolfing it down
    before you even said that!
[06:15] ---
    Don't trouble yourself on our account!
[06:17] ---
    Thanks for the food.
[06:18] ---
    You finished that food amazingly quickly.
[06:20] ---
    That was yum-yum.
[06:22] ---
    The dessert is yum-yum, too.
[06:23] ---
    Yum-yum!
[06:25] ---
    She was my kind of maid. Where did she go?
[06:27] ---
    Do you mean Maria?
[06:29] ---
    She's busy with a lot of things, so...
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    As thanks for the meal,
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    I was going to show her the DVD
    of us on "Welcome Newly-Weds!"
[06:37] ---
    We weren't newly-weds at the time, though.
[06:40] ---
    You can at least watch it, Hayate.
[06:42] ---
    I don't care about something like that.
[06:43] ---
    What do you mean "something like that"?!
[06:45] ---
    I-I'm busy with a lot
    of things to do, so bye!
[06:48] ---
    Hold on, Hayate!
[06:49] ---
    Please explain regarding "something
    like that" in the Kansai dialect.
[06:52] ---
    I'm gonna getcha!
[06:54] ---
    I'm sorry!
[06:55] ---
    Hayate had the following thought...
[06:57] ---
    I can't put up with this anymore!
[06:58] ---
    I don't want this! You can't! I reject it!
[06:59] ---
    And this is one of my shows.
[07:00] ---
    So mean! No fair! Slow! How far?!
[07:01] ---
    It brings back memories!
[07:04] ---
    Shoot! I'm dancing to their tune!
[07:06] ---
    Isn't this enough already?!
[07:08] ---
    And this is the bucket-shaped
    washing machine we won on the show.
[07:12] ---
    So useless!
[07:14] ---
    What is the big idea here?
[07:15] ---
    Whoever gets away with it wins, Kobayashi!
[07:17] ---
    I'll do it! Backwards!
[07:19] ---
    It's no use. At this rate,
    never mind the residence,
[07:19] ---
    Lululu, Excel!
[07:22] ---
    this entire anime is
    going to get taken over.
[07:22] ---
    Lalala, Excel!
[07:24] ---
    All right, I'll say it!
[07:25] ---
    I'm sorry.
[07:26] ---
    What?
[07:27] ---
    Please forgive my husband.
[07:29] ---
    Please.
[07:30] ---
    What?
[07:31] ---
    Just as tuna will die
    if they're not continually swimming,
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    my husband can't survive
    unless he's continually in the spotlight.
[07:38] ---
    How unfortunate...
[07:39] ---
    This is not exactly by way of an apology,
SIGN    Nabeshin
SIGN    Desktop Calendar
[07:42] ---
    but please take these.
[07:43] ---
    What are these things?
[07:45] ---
    These are trifling things, but...
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    They're my husband's Comiket goods.
[07:49] ---
    Y-You're giving them to me?
[07:51] ---
    Please buy them. At retail price.
[07:53] ---
    I don't want them! I mean, ma'am!
[07:55] ---
    I'm outta here!
[07:56] ---
    I said that enough is enough
    is enough is enough!
[08:00] ---
    Hayate.
[08:02] ---
    Look, look.
[08:03] ---
    Please leave!
[08:06] ---
    Tama!
[08:07] ---
    Meow!
[08:08] ---
    Thank you for having us!
[08:12] ---
    To hell with afros... To hell with afros...
[08:15] ---
    Hayate...?
[08:17] ---
    Another afro?!
[08:19] ---
    It's a wig, though.
[08:20] ---
    Hayate! I said, Hayate!
[08:20] ---
    She's been calling for you for a while now.
[08:23] ---
    Thank you for your kindness!
[08:25] ---
    It seems Isumi is heading over here.
[08:28] ---
    What? Isumi is?
[08:30] ---
    That's right. And she's coming alone!
SIGN    Iz A Shopping Arcade
[08:33] ---
    Alone?
[08:35] ---
    That's right.
[08:36] ---
    Members of Isumi's household
    informed me, so there's no mistake.
SIGN    Iz Headed Ur Way
[08:39] ---
    Where am I?
[08:39] ---
    But Isumi...
[08:40] ---
    ...gets so terribly lost every single time.
[08:41] ---
    Where am I?
[08:43] ---
    Where am I?
[08:45] ---
    She knows she'll get lost,
    so why does she always go out alone?
[08:50] ---
    That's easy!
[08:51] ---
    She actually thinks
    of herself as a reliable person.
[08:54] ---
    I shall be fine next time.
SIGN    Glint
[08:55] ---
    That's what she thinks.
[08:57] ---
    What?!
[08:59] ---
    But she always ends up
    getting lost anyway.
[09:01] ---
    That's why she's oddly... you know.
[09:03] ---
    "You know"?
[09:05] ---
    She's stubborn.
[09:06] ---
    I am an oddly stubborn person.
[09:12] ---
    Where am I?
[09:14] ---
    She had gotten lost, as always.
[09:14] ---
    Oh, dear. Oh, dear.
[09:16] ---
    I am in trouble. I am in trouble,
[09:18] ---
    but I shall be fine today!
SIGN    Glint
SIGN    Ta-da
[09:21] ---
    Why? Because I have a cell phone with me.
[09:24] ---
    If I use this, it will tell me where I am now
    and what path I should take.
[09:34] ---
    And the girl thought...
[09:36] ---
    "There is nowhere to punch in numbers!
[09:36] ---
    Stare...
[09:38] ---
    "The latest and greatest cell phone!
[09:39] ---
    "With a 240 megapixel camera
    with shake reduction
[09:40] ---
    Stare...
[09:41] ---
    "and a 1seg receiver.
[09:43] ---
    "And it apparently has
    the ability to play music,
[09:45] ---
    "but no buttons!
[09:46] ---
    "Come to think of it,
    it looks like it might open...
[09:49] ---
    "Yes! Open! It opens! This is
    something that undoubtedly opens!"
[09:58] ---
    Open sesame!
[10:00] ---
    Open sesame-sesame!
[10:02] ---
    Open sesame and salt!
[10:07] ---
    This cell phone is broken...
[10:09] ---
    It's yer head that's broken!
[10:13] ---
    S-Sakuya... That hurt...
[10:15] ---
    Why the heck?! Why can't
    ya open a cell phone?!
[10:18] ---
    What are you, Kars?!
    Have ya stopped thinkin'?!
[10:21] ---
    Kars is...
SIGN    Boom
[10:25] ---
    Isumin Kick!
    (Isumin kikku!)
[10:27] ---
    Sniff, sniff, smoked egg smells good.
    (Kun-kun kun-tama ii nioi.)
[10:31] ---
    I swear! Ya play the dummy
    to the hilt all day long.
[10:34] ---
    So? What the heck are ya doin' here?
[10:37] ---
    I am not telling someone who smacks
    people's heads with paper fans.
[10:41] ---
    Eh?
[10:42] ---
    Incidentally, if it's Nagi's
    house, it's over that way.
[10:45] ---
    I-I was just about to head
    that way as well...
[10:48] ---
    Ah, sorry 'bout that.
[10:50] ---
    But...
[10:52] ---
    Will ya be able to get there?
[10:54] ---
    A missy who can't even use a cell phone
[10:57] ---
    and has zero sense of direction...
[11:01] ---
    Well, don't ya worry.
    I'll make sure ya get there.
[11:05] ---
    I-I do not really need your help to...
[11:08] ---
    Yeah, okay, okay. I get it, I get it.
[11:11] ---
    Please help!
[11:12] ---
    I get it, I get it.
[11:20] ---
    Crap... Crap... This is bad!
[11:23] ---
    Please, help us!
[11:28] ---
    Splish-splash!
[11:30] ---
    Crap! This is bad!
[11:31] ---
    Hallucinatin' in the middle of town is bad!
[11:33] ---
    For the sake of us
    boys 'n girls' bright future,
[11:36] ---
    this kinda immorality
    shouldn't be permitted!
[11:39] ---
    Calm down, Sakuya.
[11:41] ---
    This fish is not a hallucination.
[11:44] ---
    What? But ya don't see 'em at the fish shop.
[11:46] ---
    He is a kind of land god.
[11:47] ---
    A "land god"?
[11:49] ---
    He is harmless.
[11:51] ---
    But...
[11:52] ---
    Truly what I would expect
    of the famed Lady Isumi!
[11:54] ---
    Color me surprised!
[11:55] ---
    So? How may I help you?
[11:57] ---
    Yes, the truth is...
[12:00] ---
    We would like your help
    in defeating a monster.
[12:02] ---
    Defeating a monster?
[12:04] ---
    Isn't he a monster?!
[12:06] ---
    Goodness, no!
[12:07] ---
    A monster has been ravaging our pond lately
    and we are at our wits' end!
[12:11] ---
    Truly, we feel as doomed
    as a carp on a cutting board!
[12:15] ---
    Just kidding.
[12:16] ---
    Let's go Isumi.
[12:18] ---
    This place'll also be swallowed
    up by the Sea of Decay soon.
[12:20] ---
    A god who says such worthless
    things can just go 'n perish.
[12:23] ---
    Oh, please!
[12:25] ---
    Wait, Sakuya.
[12:26] ---
    A monster formidable enough
    to trouble the land...
[12:29] ---
    Even if he is a "worthless god",
[12:31] ---
    A worthless god?!
[12:33] ---
    it still bothers me.
[12:34] ---
    Even if he's mad worthless?
[12:35] ---
    Even if he is mad worthless!
[12:37] ---
    Thank you very much!
[12:39] ---
    Some of the remarks were hurtful,
    but that aside, thank you very much!
[12:42] ---
    Lighthearted afro...
[12:44] ---
    Wonderful afro...
[12:45] ---
    What's with that tedious afro?
[12:47] ---
    Please rewatch the first half later.
[12:47] ---
    Full-bodied afro...
[12:49] ---
    Still, as always, Isumi is late...
[12:52] ---
    Um, shall I go check on her?
[12:55] ---
    I suppose... Then, I'm sorry,
    but I'll be counting on you.
[12:58] ---
    Isumi is delicate,
[13:01] ---
    so I'm worried that she may be
    getting hassled by some weirdo.
[13:04] ---
    Ya sure got hassled by a weirdo...
[13:07] ---
    Though, I kinda knew ya
    had a strange power...
[13:12] ---
    Is it 'cause these monsters're always
    hasslin' ya that yer always gettin' lost?
[13:16] ---
    I suppose... I think I get
    hassled maybe 2-3 times a year.
[13:20] ---
    Then that's not it!
[13:21] ---
    But he is not a monster, you know.
[13:23] ---
    What?
[13:24] ---
    He is a land god. A fairy born
    out of nature, if you will.
[13:27] ---
    Callin' somethin' like this a "fairy"
[13:29] ---
    totally ruins the image
    for the like of Tinker Bell.
[13:31] ---
    Then what're monsters?
[13:33] ---
    Monsters are beings that have
    attained supernatural powers.
[13:36] ---
    Beings that've attained supernatural powers?
[13:37] ---
    For example, they say that if a cat
    licks lamp oil every night for 20 years,
[13:42] ---
    it attains supernatural powers
    and becomes a goblin cat.
[13:44] ---
    I see...
[13:45] ---
    And people, too.
[13:46] ---
    If they attain supernatural powers
    somehow, they become ogres.
[13:50] ---
    Beings who have thus attained
    such powers are called "monsters".
[13:53] ---
    Then, the monster that's
    troublin' him is also...?
[13:55] ---
    Yes.
[13:57] ---
    Considering he is a carp,
[13:58] ---
    it is probably the koi herpes virus,
    which has been rampant lately,
[14:01] ---
    attaining supernatural powers
    to become a monster...
[14:03] ---
    We will call it...
[14:04] ---
    ...the Koi Herpes Monster!
[14:06] ---
    What the hell's up with that?!
[14:07] ---
    Hey, you!
[14:08] ---
    Carp?
[14:09] ---
    What did the Koi Herpes Monster do to ya?!
[14:11] ---
    What did he do? Well...
SIGN    Blush
[14:14] ---
    H-He turned me into live sashimi.
[14:18] ---
    Is that somethin' to blush
    about?! Live sashimi?!
[14:22] ---
    It was when I was doing
    synchronized swimming in the pond...
[14:25] ---
    And yer just gonna start
    narratin' the flashback?!
[14:27] ---
    Carpassion synchro-, love-nized...
[14:33] ---
    What are you doing?! No! Nooo!
[14:36] ---
    Stop! Don't be so rough!
    Don't force my skin off!
[14:40] ---
    What did I just say?!
[14:42] ---
    Whoops, I forgot the wasabi.
[14:44] ---
    Wasabi. Wasabi.
[14:45] ---
    This is my chance!
[14:46] ---
    Now's my chance to run!
    Right now, I can get away!
[14:49] ---
    Though I'm not quite full-fleshed!
[14:50] ---
    So the Koi Herpes Monster bastard
    tried to eat ya with wasabi?
[14:55] ---
    De-fin-itely.
[14:56] ---
    What a bastard.
[14:57] ---
    If it were me, I'd definitely
    do carp cooked in miso soup.
[15:01] ---
    Nooo! Don't!
[15:04] ---
    Anything but that!
    Please have mercy...
[15:07] ---
    Quit doin' synchronized
    swimmin' in the carp miso soup!
[15:09] ---
    More like, ya like synchronized
    swimmin' that much?!
[15:11] ---
    Ya in love with it?! Ya just can't stop?!
[15:14] ---
    A bit...
[15:15] ---
    Even so, he is technically a land god,
    so the paper fan is a bit...
[15:19] ---
    Visually, it evokes domestic violence, too,
[15:20] ---
    so you may suffer divine retribution...
[15:22] ---
    But don't ya think she'd like it?
[15:24] ---
    What?
[15:24] ---
    If ya tell Nagi 'bout this,
    she could use it as material for her manga.
[15:28] ---
    I cannot do that.
[15:29] ---
    Huh? Why not? It's funny.
[15:32] ---
    Ya don't come across
    stories like this every day.
[15:35] ---
    Nagi is excessively terrified of the dark.
    I could never tell her this.
[15:42] ---
    Come to think of it, when did she
    become so scared of the dark?
[15:46] ---
    I didn't think she was so bad
    with it way back when.
[15:51] ---
    So, something did happen, huh?
[15:54] ---
    I never intended...
[15:56] ---
    ...to make her cry like that.
[16:04] ---
    I'm scared!
[16:06] ---
    I'm scared!
[16:12] ---
    That is why I will never hurt
    a friend of mine ever again.
[16:19] ---
    That's quite a grand
    resolution, little girl!
[16:22] ---
    Th-That voice!
[16:25] ---
    So he's...
[16:26] ---
    That's right! I'm the Koi Herpes Monster,
[16:29] ---
    who became a monster
    by attaining supernatural powers.
[16:31] ---
    And my name is the Great Koi Herpes Monster!
[16:35] ---
    He's got the same exact
    namin' sensibility as you.
[16:38] ---
    No, he tacked on a "Great".
[16:41] ---
    He is the one! He tried
    to turn me into live sashimi!
[16:44] ---
    Or actually, he didn't try, he did!
[16:45] ---
    You think he can win against me,
[16:47] ---
    now that you brought
    this person to help you?!
[16:49] ---
    Shuddup, Anpanman's enemy!
[16:51] ---
    I am not Anpanman's enemy!
[16:53] ---
    I am the Great Koi Herpes...
[16:56] ---
    Bye-bycteria!
[16:58] ---
    I am busy, so I will make this brief.
[17:00] ---
    Switching on work mode.
[17:02] ---
    Yer merciless when ya get like this.
[17:07] ---
    Crap!
[17:09] ---
    We can't have you underestimating us!
[17:12] ---
    Herpes!
[17:20] ---
    I see. He's a virus, so he multiplies.
[17:24] ---
    This is a large undertaking.
[17:25] ---
    Yeah.
[17:26] ---
    Then, I am going to use an enormous power,
[17:29] ---
    so you draw the attention of the enemy
    while I do that, Sakuya.
[17:31] ---
    Huh?!
[17:32] ---
    Not to worry. Humans cannot
    contract the koi herpes virus!
SIGN    Twinkle
[17:38] ---
    "Twinkle"?! This isn't an issue
    of if I can contract it or not, is it?!
[17:41] ---
    Or actually, ya just said
    it all cool and stuff!
[17:44] ---
    I will never hurt a friend
    of mine ever again.
[17:47] ---
    Ya said so!
[17:48] ---
    You are full of energy, so you will be fine.
[17:50] ---
    Ya moron! I'm pretty frail, too, ya know!
[17:54] ---
    Wait, where'd the Carp God go?
[17:56] ---
    Oh...
[17:57] ---
    Mr. Great Monster, Mr. Great Monster,
[17:59] ---
    they were just talking about you guys,
[18:02] ---
    saying, "Aren't they a rip-off
    of the Black Devil on 'The Funnies'?"
[18:07] ---
    Ya fool! What're ya saying'?!
    And I mean that in all kinds of ways!
[18:09] ---
    We aren't a rip-off! We were inspired by it!
[18:12] ---
    Like it matters!
[18:14] ---
    We're not letting you live,
    no matter what it takes!
[18:18] ---
    And I get cornered in 4 scenes?!
[18:20] ---
    Die in another 2 scenes!
[18:25] ---
    Watch out!
[18:29] ---
    Butler-in-debt...
[18:31] ---
    Are you all right, Sakuya?
[18:33] ---
    Just what I would expect of my dear Hayate.
[18:35] ---
    He appears like a sudden gale
    when there is someone in trouble.
[18:39] ---
    A new player, huh?
[18:41] ---
    But one additional kid won't matter...
[18:43] ---
    Huh?
[18:44] ---
    Who are these people, who look like
    they're a rip-off of underling suits?
[18:49] ---
    We're not rip-offs! We're...
[18:57] ---
    So who are these weird people?!
[19:00] ---
    They're not people! They're monsters!
[19:02] ---
    The carp miso soup asked
    Isumi to defeat 'em!
[19:06] ---
    Eat this!
[19:07] ---
    Super Letter M Straddle Combining!
[19:16] ---
    I also got cornered easily!
[19:19] ---
    We're in big trouble!
[19:27] ---
    Eight Leaves, Sixth Form...
[19:29] ---
    Isu...mi?
[19:31] ---
    ...Crush and Destroy.
[19:40] ---
    Th-This can't be...
[19:43] ---
    Then, was that strange incident also...
[19:46] ---
    ...Isumi's doing?
[19:56] ---
    Please keep this a secret from Nagi.
[20:01] ---
    Now, shall we go to Nagi's place?
[20:04] ---
    Yes! Wait, Isumi, it's this way.
[20:09] ---
    Sheesh, ya can never be too sure with ya.
[20:15] ---
    No live sashimi! No carp miso soup, either!
[20:19] ---
    Wait, it's over.
[20:21] ---
    Woohoo! Now I can go
    synchronized swimming again!
[20:26] ---
    Do whatever you want.
[20:28] ---
    Ah! So you're finally here, Isumi.
[20:30] ---
    And Hayate, good work.
[20:32] ---
    What?!
[20:33] ---
    Yes, well...
[20:34] ---
    Bring everyone tea then.
[20:36] ---
    Yes, please leave it to me.
[20:38] ---
    Say, mind if I ask ya one thing?
[20:41] ---
    Ya know that thing ya did?
[20:42] ---
    With that power of yers,
[20:43] ---
    I think ya could've won
    without me drawin' the enemy away.
[20:46] ---
    How 'bout it?
[20:47] ---
    Oh...
[20:48] ---
    I cannot tell someone who smacks
    people's heads with paper fans.
[20:52] ---
    Wha?! Ya were still holdin'
    that against me?!
[20:55] ---
    You give me far too much credit, Sakuya.
[20:58] ---
    Liar!
[20:59] ---
    Arg! The way ya said
    that totally pisses me off!
[21:02] ---
    Those two get along well, don't they?
[21:05] ---
    Well, of course, they're friends.
[21:07] ---
    Why? Why?!
[21:08] ---
    I'm dissolvin' our friendship!
[21:10] ---
    This is good-bye!
    I'm positively denyin' ya!
[21:12] ---
    Arg!!!
[21:19] ---
    Friends, huh?
[21:21] ---
    You are good, afro!
[21:25] ---
    You, too, Mr. Carp.
[21:27] ---
    Friends!
[21:28] ---
    That's right, you have to take good
    care of your friends and afro hair.
[21:32] ---
    Next time, they will fight
[21:33] ---
    against another familiar-looking
    super pretty-boy butler.
[21:37] ---
    Carp cooked in miso soup
    with the sashimi I found!
[21:41] ---
    Thanks for the meal!
[21:43] ---
    I am Nabeshin, da-da-da!
[21:46] ---
    I look good in an afro, da-da-da!
[21:50] ---
    Whoever gets away with it wins.
[21:50] ---
    I hate tedious afros!
[21:52] ---
    Waratte lun-lun-lun
    Smile lun-lun-lun
[21:54] ---
    Lala-lun-lun-lulu naita hi mo
    Lala-lun-lun-lulu even on a day I've cried
[21:58] ---
    Sawagu kaze ni yureru egao kokoro hareteku
    A smile wavers in the wind and clears my heart
[22:04] ---
    Kyou mo lun-lun-lun mawarun-lun-lulu
    Today again lun-lun-lun turning lun-lun-lulu
[22:07] ---
    Taiyou no shita de kimi to odoru kimagure na dansu
    A whimsical dance with you under the sun
[22:21] ---
    Nanige-naku sashi-dasu te ni mitorete
    Riveted by the hand you've casually offered
[22:26] ---
    Tsugi no kotoba maigo ni natchau no
    My next words become lost
[22:33] ---
    Otonabite tsutsumi-komu manazashi ni
    The mature gaze that envelopes me
[22:38] ---
    Tsuyogari wasurete-yuku
    Makes me forget my bravado
[22:43] ---
    Sotto furetete nemurenai yoru no nagai toki mo
    Keep that soft touch on long sleepless nights
[22:49] ---
    Yume kara sameta bakari no hoho ni mo
    And on my cheek, just awakened from a dream
[22:55] ---
    Lun-lun-lun
    Lun-lun-lun
[22:56] ---
    Lala-lun-lun-lulu tsun to shita
    Lala-lun-lun-lulu that hoity profile
[23:01] ---
    Yokogao hora atto iu ma waratteru desho?
    Look, there's a smile there already, see?
[23:06] ---
    Sora to lun-lun-lun mawarun-lun-lulu
    With the sky lun-lun-lun turning lun-lun-lulu
[23:09] ---
    Kimi ga fukasu kaze no naka
    In a breeze of your making
[23:13] ---
    Odoru hidamari no dansu
    A dance in a sunny spot
[23:26] ---
    This is Nagi...
[23:27] ---
    ...and Hayate...
SIGN    Ayumu Nishizawa's
SIGN    Lettering by Mikako Takahashi
[23:28] ---
    and Ayumu Nishizawa's...
SIGN    Butler Report
[23:29] ---
    ...Butler Report!
[23:31] ---
    Ooh, Yah, Tah! I'm Nagi Sanzenin!
[23:33] ---
    I am Hayate Ayasaki.
[23:34] ---
    I am Ayumu Nishizawa.
[23:36] ---
    Miss Nishizawa, you have
    appeared in every single episode,
[23:38] ---
    but we rarely get to
    meet in the show, do we?
[23:39] ---
    I know! I envy you, Sanzenin.
[23:41] ---
    Even the poor hamster apparently has fans,
[23:44] ---
    so we've prepared a fan service scene today.
[23:46] ---
    It's a scene that really pushes the limit!
[23:47] ---
    What?! This is news to me!
[23:49] ---
    Hayate, you're not allowed to look!
[23:50] ---
    What?! That's easy for you to say, but...
[23:52] ---
    But we have no time,
    so it'll have to wait until next time.
[23:54] ---
    Bye-bye!
[23:56] ---
    Preview
[23:58] ---
    When it comes to autumn,
    it's the season of culture. Right?
SIGN    The next episode of
    "Hayate the Combat Butler" is...
[24:01] ---
    So, next time will be the Hakuou
    Academy culture fest episode.
[24:05] ---
    As members of the student council,
[24:07] ---
    we'll work hard to liven up
    the culture fest, too!
[24:09] ---
    So, Hayata, we'll leave the rest to you!
[24:12] ---
    R-Right...
[24:14] ---
    Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler",
[24:16] ---
    "Why?! Academy Culture Fest – Part 1".
[24:17] ---
    Next Hayate the Combat Butler
    Why?! Academy Culture Fest – Part 1
[24:18] ---
    Did you know?
[24:19] ---
    In the old days, the saury was a fish
    that was used only for oil extraction.