17 - For You, I will Mow Them Down with Every Ounce of My Being!

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    When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler",
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    please keep the room bright
    and sit well away from the TV.
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    That's right.
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    Tralala~~ Sploosh!
SIGN    Sploosh
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    "My name is Britney.
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    "As you can see, I am a fine,
    totally unremarkable florist.
SIGN    Sploosh!
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    "Once again, I have followed
    the alluring fragrance of flowers
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    "and today, I've come all the way
    to the Sea of Japan.
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    "Listening to the roar
    of the crashing waves,
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    "I'm reminded of the magical kingdom,
    my homeland, 3-chome in East Nakano.
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    "Whoops, I just accidentally
    blabbed my secret. Bloody hell.
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    "I'm sure you've noticed,
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    "but as you can see, my true identity...
SIGN    End of the Century
    Legend Magical Destroy
SIGN    Rising star
     of the universe
    Nagi Sanzenin
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    "...is that of a magical girl!"
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    Today, in commemoration of our 17th episode,
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    we're going to show you a full
    30 minutes of manga that I drew!
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    A stunning comic-mation even greater
    than "His and Hers" and "Cat-Eyed Boy"!
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    You'll see your fill of talent
    that surpasses even that of
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    the super director of the SOS Brigade...
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    Please stop!
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    They'll get the wrong idea
    and think we've been canceled!
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    Besides, what are we commemorating
    at an odd number like 17?
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    Darn you! Do not mock 17!
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    In Episode 17, Amuro steals the Gundam
    and leaves the White Base!
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    And Captain Okita collapses
    in Episode 17 and has surgery...
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    W-Well, then,
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    please enjoy your regularly
    scheduled "Hayate the Combat Butler"!
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    A butler is one who serves.
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    A butler is one who waits upon others.
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    A butler is a formal guardian,
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    who is there to support his
    mistress in all aspects of her life.
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    Yes!
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    This is about a boy who fights
    and puts his life on the line for a girl...
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    A super combat battle story!
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    By the way, there's also a fan service
    scene with Miss Sayla, too!
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    That's Episode 37!
    Episode 17 was Miss Mirai!
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    Daichi ni kaketa bokura no yukue
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    Our destination that we've
    staked upon this earth
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    Tsuki-nukeru hayate no gotoku
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    Like the sudden gale that cuts across
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    Unmei ni makete
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    Giving in to fate
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    Shagami-komu nante tsumannai yo
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    And hunkering down is no fun
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    Sore ja kakko warui yo!
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    That's just not cool!
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    Uso kara deta makoto
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    Many a true word is spoken in jest
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    Koukai wa kitto mi kara deta sabi
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    Regret is probably reaping what you sowed
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    Zettai, nase ba naru!
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    Where there's a will,
    there's definitely a way!
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    Ooki na hamon ni nomi-komareteku
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    As a great rippling wave swallows us up
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    Karada nami ni makasereba
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    Just let it take you
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    Kanchigai no yume
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    Dreams that are misguided
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    Mato-hazure no kitai
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    Hopes that are way off base
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    Tsuyoku omoeba itsuka tsukameru sa!
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    You'll grab them someday,
    if you just have conviction
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    Daichi keri-age hashiri-dasou
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    Let's kick up the earth and start running
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    Kimama ni mau kaze no gotoku
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    Like the capricious breeze that dances about
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    For You, I Will Mow Them Down
    with Every Ounce of My Being!
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    The girl knows.
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    That there are some things
    in the world that money can't buy.
SIGN    DOOM
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    As for what happened, please use your
    imagination based on her expression.
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    Miss, what happened?!
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    Wait... Whoa...
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    Th-This is...
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    A manga magazine?
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    It seems I lack life experience.
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    It seems I can't win any manga contests,
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    because I lack life experience.
SIGN    End of the Century Legend Magical Destroy
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    H-Hmm...
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    Wh-What do you think?
    It's my greatest masterpiece.
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    It didn't even make it as a finalist.
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    No matter how you think of it,
    it's messed up, right?
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    Well, I suppose there may be a niche
    for absurd gag mangas like this...
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    These are not absurd gags!
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    Are you saying the grandeur
    of it is lost on you?!
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    I do sense the grand aura
    of a space cadet...
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    I swear!
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    It's because of such bungling judges
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    that droves of precious, budding
    new authors end up being crushed!
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    "Ultimately, in order
    to draw entertaining manga,
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    "one must have rich life experience..."
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    Like hell new authors can grow
    on vague advice like that!
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    It's all fine and good
    to tell me this, but...
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    Well, it's sort of like a chronically
    pathological thing for her,
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    so please don't pay it any mind.
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    What?
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    She draws a manga once every
    several months and submits it.
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    I had no idea.
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    What is it?
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    Oh, no.
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    I was just thinking that
    if it's for something she loves,
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    even the Miss will occasionally work hard
    to put heart and soul into something.
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    Well, not that she ever
    gets anywhere with it.
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    I see.
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    I sort of feel a bit sorry for her.
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    It's not entirely so bad.
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    It teaches her that there are problems
    that money can't solve,
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    so I think that it's a good thing.
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    I see...
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    It's true, I feel like
    I lack in life experience.
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    I have few friends, I don't go to school
    much, nor do I play any sports.
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    And yet, I don't have to
    worry about making a living
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    and things will work out,
    even if I just laze about every day.
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    Truly, rushing headlong down the path
    to becoming a useless member of society.
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    I-It's this privileged environment
    that's at fault to begin with!
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    I have no experience like Nello
    and Marco, who were super poor!
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    Or like Sara, who plunged from
    the peak of happiness to rock bottom.
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    That's why I can't create
    super powerful stories
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    that can move all of America to tears.
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    Wait, I know someone who likely
    has abundant life experience.
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    What? What was I doing
    when I was around 13 years old?
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    That's right!
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    I want to know how different
    we are in life experience.
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    Hmm, when I was around 13 years old?
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    Let me think. At that time,
    I was probably...
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    ...doing things like working
    as a professional mahjong bouncer.
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    Huh?
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    Professional mahjong bouncer...
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    A job like that of a bodyguard,
    who plays mahjong to repel
SIGN    Murmur... Murmur...
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    the "very generous people" who come
    to pick fights with the establishment.
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    It is a dangerous occupation,
    as you absolutely cannot lose.
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    Isn't that like, incredibly dangerous?
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    It wasn't that big a deal.
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    I was a strong player and
    I was also good at cheating, after all.
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    The difference in life
    experience is great indeed!
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    But I think you have abundant
    life experience, too, Miss.
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    What?
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    You're only 13, but you've skipped
    grades to be in high school,
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    and you live in this great big mansion.
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    These aren't experiences
    you can come by so easily.
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    Y-You think so?
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    Incidentally, what else were you doing?
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    Let me think. What else?
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    I used to get award money
    by winning new manga author contests.
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    So, just as I expected,
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    the difference in experience
    is the decisive different in firepower!
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    Miss?
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    In that case, I'll do things
    I don't normally do
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    and raise my experience level, too!
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    Do things you don't normally do
    and raise your experience level?!
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    That's the spirit, Miss!
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    Use this as your springboard
    to say good-bye to your reclusive life
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    and leap out into the world outside!
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    Rejected!
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    What?!
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    The things to be found outside the residence
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    will amount to no more
    experience than Slimes!
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    What I desire is the kind of experience
    you get from Liquid Metal Slimes!
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    I see...
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    That's why, as the top thing
    that I ordinarily don't do,
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    I will help Maria with her work!
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    What? You're going to help me?
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    Yes. I will be of great use to you!
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    Ask me to do whatever you want!
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    Hayate!
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    Well, the Miss is finally motivated
    to take the initiative, so...
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    Now, first things first,
    I'll do what you always do
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    and begin by helping you
    clean the residence.
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    Oh, wait, Nagi!
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    Here goes! Zephyrus Broom!
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    Oh?
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    That is not the yell used
    for when you clean!
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    R-Right. I messed up there a bit.
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    But I'll manage somehow next time...
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    Take that!
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    Hayate!
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    Miss! Wait! Stop!
[08:22] ---
    Hayate, there definitely are things
    you need to experience to know.
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    What might that be?
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    Cleaning makes a mess.
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    A rare experience...
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    Yes, I've mastered cleaning now.
[08:35] ---
    Come, we're moving on to the next thing!
[08:36] ---
    Wait, Miss!
[08:38] ---
    All right! Next up,
    I'm going to master shopping!
[08:41] ---
    Shopping?
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    But there are things in this world
    that cannot be bought online
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    or on Yahoo Auction, you know.
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    Don't take me for a fool!
[08:48] ---
    I'm going out to town
    to run a proper errand!
[08:57] ---
    Th-There are too many things...
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    This store has the greatest selection
    of goods in this area, after all.
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    If the equipment store
    in a role playing game was like this,
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    you wouldn't know what to buy anymore!
[09:06] ---
    For starters, check
    the freshness and the price.
[09:09] ---
    Also, look for where it's from and
    if possible, who the producer is.
[09:12] ---
    I have no need of such complicated commands.
[09:13] ---
    Oh, this is...
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    Hey, clerk.
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    Yes?
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    I've learned yet another
    thing through experience.
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    What is it this time?
SIGN    Sold to Ms. Sanzenin
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    If you go shopping,
    the store ceases to exist.
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    I didn't know that before today, either.
[09:32] ---
    All right, next, we'll go back
    and tidy up the storehouse.
[09:35] ---
    You're still going to do more?!
[09:40] ---
    Wow, it looks like the legendary
    Ark could be hidden in here.
[09:45] ---
    The majority of what's in here
    is pretty much like garbage.
[09:48] ---
    Please! I'm sure they're
    all valuable works of art.
[09:54] ---
    Th-This is...!
[10:00] ---
    See? I find it hard to believe that
    such ugly portraits have any value.
[10:05] ---
    True...
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    Yah!
SIGN    Yah
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    Wh-Who's there?!
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    That's Rodin's "The Thinker"!
[10:13] ---
    No, it's not! Head Butler,
    what are you doing here?!
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    This is my relaxation spot.
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    When I have few scenes, I come here
    to immerse myself in the world of art
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    and to reinvigorate myself.
[10:26] ---
    No wonder we don't see you around much.
[10:34] ---
    Okay, onto the next thing!
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    Please wait for me, Miss!
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    M-Miss, let me out!
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    It's dark! It's scary!
SIGN    Hayate the Combat Butler!
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    The cat laid down.
    (Neko ga nekoronda.)
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    Harumph! It'll be fine!
    (Dafunda! Daijoubu da!)
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    Say, Hayate, what should I do next?
[10:55] ---
    Let me think... I suppose that leaves
    things like showing hospitality...
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    Showing hospitality? All right!
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    Oh, Miss!
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    Please wait! We don't
    even have any visitors.
[11:07] ---
    Oh, dear, oh, dear...
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    Isumi...?
[11:09] ---
    Isumi!
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    Oh, Nagi... my dear Hayate...
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    What are you doing out here?
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    So this was your home.
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    No wonder things looked so familiar.
[11:22] ---
    What?
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    The truth is, I was studying
    in my room until just earlier, but...
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    My eraser fell from the desk and...
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    Wait for me!
[11:38] ---
    I was looking for it in my yard
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    and before I knew it,
    I had wandered over here.
[11:44] ---
    You continue to get lost in the most
    spectacularly original ways.
[11:48] ---
    Or rather, I wonder if there's a wormhole
    that connects to our yard.
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    But you've appeared at the perfect moment!
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    I will now treat you
    to super VIP hospitality!
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    I wonder if the Miss will be all right.
[12:05] ---
    You made the tea for me, Nagi?
[12:08] ---
    Yes!
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    I took all the high end
    tea leaves in the kitchen
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    and threw them in one after another
    to make a Nagi Sanzenin original,
[12:14] ---
    the Royal Premium Hyper-Gigamax
    Blend, so it'll be crazy good!
[12:18] ---
    Oh! The cup is dirty!
[12:21] ---
    Pardon me, I'll go get another one!
[12:23] ---
    Wait... Hayate?
[12:35] ---
    A blend of Darjeeling, Blue
    Mountain coffee, and brown rice tea!
[12:38] ---
    On top of which, I can taste a hint
    of Baby Star Ramen for some reason!
[12:41] ---
    We can't possibly serve such an
    "Oh! My Konbu Seaweed!" sort of tea.
[12:49] ---
    H-How it is?
[12:52] ---
    It is very delicious, Nagi.
[12:54] ---
    R-Really?!
[12:57] ---
    Hayate, it seems I have a talent
    for showing hospitality!
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    I am happy for you, Miss.
[13:02] ---
    All right! I'll practice hospitality
    on an even greater scale
[13:05] ---
    and increase my experience level!
[13:07] ---
    What?!
SIGN    Hayate
[13:10] ---
    Please enjoy.
[13:12] ---
    Th-Thank you.
[13:14] ---
    1000 yen for a fried rice
    omelette with lettering.
[13:16] ---
    If I eat this, will I become
    a full-fledged refined young lady, too?
[13:41] ---
    Everyone, it's good of you to come.
[13:43] ---
    Nagi?
[13:44] ---
    What's with yer getup?
[13:46] ---
    It's the worst-looking
    cosplay in the universe.
[13:48] ---
    This is not cosplaying!
    This is life experience!
[13:51] ---
    Huh?
[13:53] ---
    Hey, what's this 'bout life experience?
[13:56] ---
    The thing is, she said she wanted
    to do things she normally doesn't
[13:58] ---
    to increase her experience level.
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    I will now put my talent
    for hospitality on full display for you!
[14:06] ---
    I'll cook you a dish that's so delicious,
    it'll make you melt down to the core!
[14:10] ---
    Wait, she's gonna start makin' it now?!
[14:13] ---
    Here goes Nagi!
[14:16] ---
    Hey, can she really do this?
[14:18] ---
    Pardon me, I must go see to something!
[14:32] ---
    Sneak, sneak, sneak, sneak, sneak.
[14:39] ---
    It tastes ultra bad!
[14:40] ---
    I-If we serve this to the guests,
    the Miss will end up being hurt!
[14:45] ---
    I cannot leave things like this!
[14:54] ---
    I-It's good!
[14:55] ---
    This is good!
[14:57] ---
    You are right, Young Sir.
[14:58] ---
    A fusion of full-bodied flavor,
    richness, and simplicity!
[15:01] ---
    What depth there is to this flavor!
[15:03] ---
    A mellow aroma like the land
    bursting forth with life!
[15:05] ---
    A mild mouth-feel, similar
    to the embrace of the great wide ocean!
[15:09] ---
    The ingredients result
    in a nuclear reaction in your mouth
[15:12] ---
    and create a Big Bang of taste!
[15:15] ---
    Th-This is...!
[15:18] ---
    This is splendid!
[15:20] ---
    How splendid!
[15:23] ---
    It's YUMMY!
[15:35] ---
    It's yummy!
[15:39] ---
    It's delicious.
[15:42] ---
    Come on, now! Bring on the seconds!
[15:46] ---
    Katsy, no going on a rampage!
[15:48] ---
    You are so much trouble!
[15:50] ---
    Bring on the sake, too!
[15:53] ---
    And while you're at it, bring me money, too!
[15:55] ---
    Hayate, everyone's enjoying the dish I made!
[15:59] ---
    I'm happy for you, Miss.
[16:04] ---
    Thank you for the meal, Hayate.
[16:06] ---
    What?!
[16:07] ---
    You're the one who really
    cooked this, right?
[16:12] ---
    Looks like I hit it on the nose.
    It shows on your face so easily.
[16:15] ---
    Th-This has to be a secret from the Miss!
[16:18] ---
    I know.
[16:19] ---
    It must be tough being a butler.
[16:21] ---
    You have to work to make sure your
    mistress doesn't get embarrassed.
[16:24] ---
    Nagi, that was delicious!
[16:26] ---
    R-Right.
[16:27] ---
    Your hospitality was quite good.
[16:28] ---
    Is that right?
[16:29] ---
    I'm glad I came.
[16:51] ---
    Say, Hayate...
[16:53] ---
    Yes?
[16:54] ---
    I feel like I understand a bit
    of how you and Maria feel now.
[16:57] ---
    What?
[16:59] ---
    It's nice to do something for other people.
[17:02] ---
    I also want lots of people to read my manga
[17:04] ---
    and enjoy it like these people did.
[17:08] ---
    Miss...
[17:14] ---
    The truth is the Miss is a good kid.
[17:17] ---
    I have to continue
    to protect her innocent spirit.
[17:21] ---
    Where's my seconds?!
[17:23] ---
    Bring me my seconds or else!
[17:26] ---
    Oh? Miss Katsura,
    you still hadn't gone home?
[17:30] ---
    This smell!
[17:31] ---
    Ta-da!
[17:33] ---
    I've discovered my seconds!
[17:35] ---
    Oh! I went to such trouble to hide it!
[17:48] ---
    Miss Katsura?!
[17:53] ---
    Miss Katsura, please get a hold of yourself!
[17:55] ---
    Hayate.
[17:58] ---
    M-Miss...
[18:00] ---
    Why is my dish sitting here, untouched?
[18:04] ---
    What? O-Oh, come on!
[18:06] ---
    Those people ate every
    last bit of your dish earlier!
[18:10] ---
    This is a failed dish that I made...
[18:12] ---
    Liar!
[18:13] ---
    Then what about my signature there?!
SIGN    By Nagi Sanzenin
[18:18] ---
    What?! Why did you have
    to sign it like a manga?!
[18:21] ---
    So what everyone ate earlier was
    a dish that you made, wasn't it?!
[18:24] ---
    Uh, um, that is...
[18:28] ---
    So it is true.
[18:30] ---
    Could it be that I haven't been of any use?
[18:33] ---
    What?
[18:34] ---
    Was I of no use to you or Maria
    or anyone from the beginning?
[18:39] ---
    No, that is hardly the case!
[18:41] ---
    How do I put this? Everyone has
    their strengths and weaknesses,
[18:43] ---
    and not everything will go their way.
[18:47] ---
    In other words, you mean to say...
[18:49] ---
    ...that I may not have
    the talent to draw manga?
[18:52] ---
    What?! No, I never...
[18:54] ---
    It's not as if that thought
    never crossed my mind!
[18:57] ---
    It's just possible...
[18:58] ---
    It's just possible, that there's
    a one in a million chance...
[19:00] ---
    A one in a billion chance...
[19:01] ---
    A chance as unlikely
    as the Earth exploding...
[19:06] ---
    that I can't win those contests
    because I don't have the talent for it.
[19:11] ---
    Miss...
[19:13] ---
    Miss!
[19:17] ---
    I'm just... I'm just...
[19:23] ---
    Miss!
[19:27] ---
    Are you all right, Miss?
[19:29] ---
    Leave me alone.
[19:31] ---
    I have no talent and
    I'm not much help to anyone...
[19:35] ---
    Not to worry.
[19:36] ---
    Please take a look!
[19:38] ---
    Thanks to all your help,
[19:40] ---
    those two both have such
    satisfied looks on their faces.
SIGN    Dazed~~
[19:43] ---
    Don't their eyes seem lifeless?
[19:45] ---
    What shall we do about the cleaning?
[19:46] ---
    This was my chance to get screen time.
[19:51] ---
    You think I have no talent, too, don't you?
[19:54] ---
    What?!
[19:55] ---
    You do, don't you?!
[19:56] ---
    You've won manga contests and
    in your eyes, I have no talent for it.
[19:59] ---
    That's what you want to say, right?!
[20:03] ---
    You do have talent, Miss.
[20:06] ---
    What?
[20:07] ---
    I mean, you've written many works
    of manga and submitted them, right?
[20:11] ---
    Yes...
[20:12] ---
    There are a lot of people who never
    even finish drawing one work
[20:15] ---
    and fail to see the project through.
[20:18] ---
    But when it comes to something you love,
[20:21] ---
    you try to do your best
    without losing heart.
[20:23] ---
    You have a talent called passion!
[20:26] ---
    A talent called passion?
[20:28] ---
    Yes, I guarantee it.
[20:32] ---
    I understand, Hayate!
[20:33] ---
    I'll try and take a chance on my passion!
[20:36] ---
    That's the spirit, Miss!
[20:38] ---
    Besides, it's possible that your manga
    are just too sophisticated.
[20:44] ---
    Too sophisticated?
[20:45] ---
    Yes!
[20:47] ---
    Perhaps the richness
    of your experiences is too great
[20:49] ---
    for people to easily appreciate
    how interesting your work is.
[20:51] ---
    Th-That makes sense!
[20:53] ---
    So, if I tone things down a bit...
[20:55] ---
    That's right! Then next time,
    you will surely win!
[20:59] ---
    All right! Then I guess
    I'll work hard at it one more time!
[21:02] ---
    Please do, Miss!
[21:09] ---
    "Black Sega Saturn?!"
[21:11] ---
    "That's the surefire way to save
    Earth in the 8th dimension.
[21:14] ---
    "All that remains is to win
    in the music contest.
[21:16] ---
    "The 4th Space God Communication
    Ticket Vending Vessel we need for that
[21:19] ---
    "has already been successfully
    bid on in Yahoo Auctions."
[21:21] ---
    Man, it's as sophisticated as ever...
[21:25] ---
    The next new author award
    is as good as mine now.
[21:28] ---
    Y-Yes...
[21:30] ---
    Thus, the butler-in-debt's life
    experience and suffering continue.
[21:34] ---
    Next time, a dragon and a hamster
    will meet in the clash of the century!
[21:38] ---
    Or so we thought, but due to
    the convenience of the rotation,
[21:41] ---
    we have a swimsuit episode.
SIGN    Notebook
SIGN    Nagi
[21:44] ---
    So exciting, so thrilling.
[21:46] ---
    That is my Nagi.
[21:49] ---
    That cured the stiffness in my shoulders.
[21:55] ---
    Naida kokoro no ho ni kaze ga fuki-nuketetta
[21:55] ---
    A breeze crossed the wilted sail of my heart
[22:00] ---
    Kimochi yureru soshite Lose My Way
[22:00] ---
    My feelings waver and then I lose my way
[22:05] ---
    Zutto kimi ga iru nara ii ka
[22:05] ---
    I guess if you'll always be here, it's okay
[22:08] ---
    Sore mo waruku wa nai So I Go Together
[22:08] ---
    That's not so bad, so I go together
[22:14] ---
    Tenki-yohou nante nai
[22:14] ---
    Weather forecasts don't exist
[22:16] ---
    Zenbu kibun-shidai
[22:16] ---
    It's all mood-dependent
[22:19] ---
    Nanimo shinpai nai
[22:19] ---
    There's nothing to worry about
[22:21] ---
    Makasete! Jiyuu-jizai
[22:21] ---
    Leave it to me! Perfectly free
[22:24] ---
    Keri-ageta kutsu ni
[22:24] ---
    On the shoe that I kick up
[22:26] ---
    "Put A Wish" Zettai hareru!
[22:26] ---
    "Put a Wish" it'll definitely clear up!
[22:29] ---
    Kekka wa... I'm Looking At Nothing...
[22:29] ---
    And the result is, I'm looking at nothing
[22:32] ---
    Mou ichido, yari-naoshi!
[22:32] ---
    One more time, a do-over!
[22:34] ---
    Tama ni wa kakete-miyou
[22:34] ---
    I'll try betting once in a while
[22:39] ---
    Nee kimi ni yudanete-mitai
[22:39] ---
    Hey, I want to try entrusting you with it
[22:44] ---
    Sassou to kake-nukete To Fly
[22:44] ---
    Running through gallantly, to fly
[22:47] ---
    Harema ga mieru The Sky
[22:47] ---
    I can see a break in the weather, the sky
[22:50] ---
    Shinjiteta yo
[22:50] ---
    I had faith
[22:52] ---
    Soshite Make My Way
[22:52] ---
    And then, I make my way
[22:54] ---
    Sotto sashi-dasu kimi no te de
[22:54] ---
    With the hand you quietly reach out
[22:57] ---
    Muteki ni nareru kara So I Go Together
[22:57] ---
    I can become invincible, so I go together
[23:04] ---
    Hoshi ga kirei da ashita mo hareru sa
[23:04] ---
    Stars so beautiful,
    it'll be clear again tomorrow
[23:26] ---
    This is Nagi...
[23:27] ---
    ...and Hayate's...
SIGN    SIGN: Butler Report
[23:28] ---
    ...Butler Report!
[23:30] ---
    Hello, I'm Yukiji Katsura.
[23:32] ---
    Miss Katsura, what are you doing here?!
[23:35] ---
    Well, I figured I possess
    greater adult charms than Hinagiku
[23:37] ---
    and that people might enjoy
    my appearance somewhat more.
[23:40] ---
    I don't know about that...
[23:41] ---
    Besides, the boys and girls who are fans
    of Hinagiku won't buy the DVDs!
[23:45] ---
    You really should target single men over 20!
[23:47] ---
    Miss Katsura, advertising
    within the show is forbidden!
[23:49] ---
    How naïve of you, Ayasaki!
[23:50] ---
    I want people to buy the "Hayate
    the Combat Butler" DVDs...
[23:53] ---
    You're panicking way too much, Ayasaki.
[23:54] ---
    Hey, Sis!
[23:56] ---
    Preview
[23:56] ---
    Next time, it's the summer festival,
[23:58] ---
    the highly anticipated swimsuit episode!
SIGN    The next episode of
    "Hayate the Combat Butler" is...
[24:00] ---
    A luxury resort island in the tropics,
[24:02] ---
    Hakuou Island and those
    who go there see... see... see...!
[24:06] ---
    Welcome to Hakuou Island.
[24:08] ---
    I am this island's
    in-house butler and manager,
[24:11] ---
    Schmidt Offenbach.
[24:13] ---
    I shall take it upon myself to create
    happy summer memories for you.
[24:17] ---
    Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler",
[24:18] ---
    "The Rare Cards Are Swimsuits".
[24:19] ---
    The Rare Cards Are Swimsuits
[24:20] ---
    I will be talking more than usual as well.
[24:22] ---
    Now, how to fight through this...