# 35 - Must-See! Complete Autumn 2007 Guide of the Latest Fashionable Date Spots for the Young and Hip
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYQ4MG4P6/hayate-the-combat-butler-season-1--2)
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When watching TV,
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please keep the room bright...
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...and sit well away from the TV.
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That's right.
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Miss! Miss!
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MISSSSSSS!
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She's not here.
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That's strange.
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She's not over here, either.
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Where could the Miss have...
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Senpai!
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Wh-What has gotten into you, Miss?
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Senpai, please use this sports towel!
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I'll be cheering for you
during today's match!
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Huh?
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Wh-What match?
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It's so embarrassing!
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The Miss has lost it!
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Nagi is currently writing a new manga.
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A m-manga?
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She's apparently trying her hand
at a lighthearted teenage love story.
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Yes, that's right.
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I thought if I put myself
in my character's shoes,
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the pages would just draw themselves, but...
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It's no good! I can't draw!
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Are you all right, Miss?
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It was going well up to a point, but...
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Going well?
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Yes, it was going well.
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I have Chadao Ohsotogari,
captain of the kabaddi team,
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an institution at Saint Yam Academy.
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And our heroine, Nobue
Iglesias, is in love with him
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and after numerous lame near-misses,
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she finally get to go on a date with Chadao,
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but this crucial scene isn't going anywhere
and it's just a bulldog, wow!
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Uh, is that really
a lighthearted teenage love story?
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It's completely cliché...
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Why?!
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I'm supposed to be a genius,
so why can't I draw?!
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Now, don't get so hung up on that.
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I got it!
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I can't draw, because
I have no reference material!
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Huh?
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That must be it!
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So, you heard me, Hayate!
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Yes?
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I want you to go immediately
and gather reference material!
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R-Reference material?
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I want you to go to the date spots
that young people favor these days
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and capture it on that camera!
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W-Well, but...
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I have absolutely no idea
about trendy date spots.
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Oh, "Quit arguing! Your mistress
is in dire straits! Hurry up and go!"
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Is that it?
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Yeah, yeah.
***SIGN*** Tokyo Date Spots
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Oh, man...
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I've never gone on a date before.
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*A rare modern youth indeed.*
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Please leave it.
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*Alrighty. Leaving it.*
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Let's see, where in the world should I go?
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When it comes to dates,
shouldn't you look at Harajuku?
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I said, leave it!
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Harajuku...
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Wait, what?!
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Um... Um... Um, um, um, um...
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I-I-I-I-Is... Is... Is that you, Maria?!
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Yes.
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I didn't recognize your for a moment
without your uniform.
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I was wondering who this
fashionable young lady was!
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I wear clothes like this once
in a while, too, you know.
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Oh, by the way, would you mind
if I came along with you?
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What?
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Wh-What?!
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* Whosoever commands the butlers,*
* commands the world!*
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* The Great Butler War that will*
* shake up the world has just begun!*
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A date with Maria?!
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Ah-ha, I get it.
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The punch line to this episode will be
that it was all a dream.
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Yeah! That's got to be it!
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Zettai nante shinjinai!
I don't believe in absolutes!
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Fukanou nante nai!
No such thing as impossible!
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Mirai wa hiraku te no naka ni aru
The future is in the open palm of my hands
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Dou yattemo katenai akuma ga
A demon that I just can't win against
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Megami no kao o shite chakkari (O_O;)
Brazenly pretending to be a goddess (O_O;)
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Keikenchi ja tannai kurai dakara
Experience points are almost not enough
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Isshou tanren shikou-sakugo ni sessa-takuma
Training for life, working hard at trial and error
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Mondai nara muzukashii-hodo ude ga naru shi
Tougher the problem the more it gets me going
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Yorokobu kao ga mirerya sore de ii shi
Seeing the joy on your face is enough for me
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Takara no chizu o boku wa te ni ireta
I've found a treasure map
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Juuou-mujin kimi o tsurete tsuki-susumou!
Totally free, I'll take you and push forward!
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Happii na kanchigai
A happy misunderstanding
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Chikai wa yuruganai!
My pledge will stand fast!
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Kaze no yukue mo kaete-miseru
I'll even change the direction of the wind
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Kakkou wa kini-shinai
I won't care how I look
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Unmei ja kujikenai!
No destiny will discourage me!
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Ano kumo chirasu hayate no gotoku!
Like the sudden gale scattering the clouds!
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Must-See! Complete Autumn 2007 Guide of the
Latest Fashionable Date Spots for the Young and Hip
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I see.
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So, the Miss asked to be left alone?
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Yes, it went like this...
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Oh, a flashback? I appreciate you
taking the trouble to do it.
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It's... no... good...
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I just can't draw!
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I know!
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I can't concentrate
because there are people around!
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"People"? D-Do you mean me?
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Maria, I will give you the day off today!
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Tell Klaus the same thing!
I want to be alone!
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I see...
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Mr. Klaus! She actually...
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What?!
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* There are various people working*
* at the Sanzenin estate,*
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* but there are no people*
* in the main building,*
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*because Nagi dislikes servants.*
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So, that's what happened.
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That last image was
a total mystery, though...
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First, an order to collect reference
material, and now sending people away?
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She's acting like some popular manga author.
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She suddenly tells me to take time off,
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but I don't especially
have anything to do...
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And so,
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I will go out with you today.
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Go out with me?!
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Go... Go...
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Would it be a bother?
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No, no, no, no, no, that is, uh, well...
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For you to go out with someone like me is...
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I thought I would go with you
to help gather Nagi's reference material.
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What?!
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Oh, that's what you meant.
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Of course!
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Ooh! Smooth sailing! Smooth sailing!
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How are you doing?!
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Miss!
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You are so cruel to suddenly
make me take the day off!
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This decrepit old man has nowhere to go!
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Shut up!
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Go to an arcade or an internet café!
Surely, you can kill a day's worth of time!
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* Don't cry, Klaus. It's disgraceful*
* for a man of your age!*
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Whoa... Couples...
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Couples...
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What is the matter?
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Uh, no, perhaps it's because
I've gotten used to life on the estate,
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I felt a bit dizzy.
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But I must make sure I collect good
reference material for the Miss!
***SIGN*** Shonen Yonday
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Let's see... What else should I photograph?
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I would say you absolutely
cannot miss Takeshita Street.
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Takeshita Street?
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Yes, as I recall,
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first, at the entrance
is "The Energizer House".
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There is also the Tunnels' Valentine House,
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Mr. Tokoro and Nori-P...
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Um, what era are we talking about?
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And that's the famous Mar...
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N-No! Even with it bleeped,
that's just no good!
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How strange. They're all gone.
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Yes... I imagine they closed up
shop quite a while ago.
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* As we have repeatedly noted,*
* Maria is a young and fresh 17-year-old.*
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Well, you know,
I did bring a guidebook, so...
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Shall we try walking around this area?
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Huh? Maria?
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Maria, could it be that you want
to check out those clothes?
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What? Uh, n-no!
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Oh, please! I don't care
about the latest fashion
***SIGN*** I want to look
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or have any desire to try on trendy outfits
or love getting dressed up!
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I totally, absolutely don't! Not one bit!
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Are you sure about that?
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But I think it might help
with the Miss's reference materials,
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so let's check it out.
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Y-You have a point!
I guess we have no choice!
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Then, just for a bit!
***SIGN*** Über Beauty
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Y-Yes.
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Hayate, look! So many cute outfits!
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Oh, this one-piece is cool, too!
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Please feel free to take
your time looking around.
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*Maria's still just a normal girl.*
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Um...
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Y-Yes?
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Hayate, would it be all right
if I maybe tried some things on?
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Well, now!
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Incredible!
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Yay!
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Hey, you're in the way! Shoo! Shoo!
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But you're amazing.
Everything looks really good on you.
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Oh, please.
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Starting now, please call me
the Ebi-chan of the anime world.
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*You're letting it go to your head.*
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Who cares?!
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*Okay, okay.*
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She looks good! She's fantastic!
She's being Ebi-ish!
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Oh, are you the boyfriend?!
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What?
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B-B-B-Boyfriend?!
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The boyfriend should try
things on, too! Yup, yup!
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I'll coordinate a cool outfit
for you guys! Yup, yup!
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I put you in those as a joke,
but you look really good in them!
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Yup, yup, yup, yup!
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You look fabulous! Yup, yup, yup!
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You're awesome! Yup, yup!
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You make a nice couple!
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It's kind of embarrassing, isn't it?
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O-Oh, man...
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Ah! So delicious!
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When you come to Harajuku,
you just have to get this!
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But it's boring. Nothing except
the crêpe interests me.
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I came because Yukiji said
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an ethnic group that dances and sells
bamboo shoots lives in Harajuku.
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It's weird...
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*They are referring to the Bamboo Shoot Kids.*
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* Incidentally, if you*
* don't know what that is,*
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*ask an adult you know or ask Maria.*
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Well, no helping it.
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Once we finish eating,
let's go back to school and take a nap.
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What?! We just got here!
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And we've only been in 3 scenes!
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If only there were something
to get excited about...
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Oh, wait! There it is!
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I-I feel bad about this.
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You ended up buying
clothes for me as well...
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N-Not at all.
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Ooh!
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That clearly dewy-eyed couple!
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If it isn't our good friend, Hayata!
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I had no idea Hayata had such
a beauty for a girlfriend!
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Wait, that's Little Nagi's maid!
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Ooh! Hard to tell when she's out of uniform!
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In other words, this is the butler
and maid's "love in Harajuku"!
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All right! Since we're here,
let's liven up their date for them!
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Part of a teacher's job is to lecture
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about the pure and righteous
ABCs of dating to one's pupils!
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Job? She's just having fun.
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But this is pretty interesting!
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Hey, hey, if they get married,
do you think we'll get to deliver a speech?!
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A speech?! We'll be the guests of honor!
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We'll be leading the toasts!
Swallowing Dom Pérignon whole!
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So! Get them!
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Off we go!
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*Uh, the silence is kind of awkward...*
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*What should I talk about at times like this?*
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Th-That store attendant called us a couple.
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It's odd, isn't it? A couple?
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*Actually, when you get down to it...*
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*Why am I feeling so nervous?*
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Um...
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Um...
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What?
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What?
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Oh, I should get some ph-ph-photos
of this area for the M-Miss, too!
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Y-Y-Y-Yes, I agree. I agree!
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I'll take it for you, if you'd like.
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What?
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*Is that supposed to be a disguise?*
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*It's just some afro wigs...*
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What afro-ish people, ruining the
fashionable atmosphere of Harajuku.
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Um, who might you be?
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Exactly who I look like!
A super genius photographer!
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And her assistants!
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This enthusiasm... I don't feel like this
is the first time I've met them.
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Are they people you knew in a past life?
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*Both of them were feeling so nervous,*
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* they weren't even able to*
* see through these simple disguises.*
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*The afro is to be feared!*
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Ah! The photographer in me
is itching to get to work!
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Please let me photograph you guys!
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No, thank you.
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All right! Let's put out
a photographic collection!
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The title will be "Journal
of Love 2007"! It's settled!
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Settled!
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Thank you very much. Then, please...
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Wait, why are you going along with this?!
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But since they offered...
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No!
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They're suspicious, no matter how
you look at them! Too suspicious!
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You are too unguarded!
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That's good.
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You'd let them take tons of photos once
they're got you going, wouldn't you?!
**[11:42] ---**
That's good! That's good!
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It's dangerous!
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These types of people pretend
to take normal photos
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Get closer together! Closer!
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and gradually move on to more extreme...
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Okay, let's go for a smooch!
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Hey, please stop!
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I swear!
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We're going to call it quits for Harajuku
now and go somewhere else!
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A-All right.
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Why would they leave?
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Is it just me, or do they seem
to find us annoying?
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They're just being shy.
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So cute!
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* And so, the two moved on*
* to the next date spot.*
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*In the meantime...*
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*The Miss's pen was still at a standstill.*
**[12:14] ---**
Hey, Hayate!
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Maria! Tea!
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Oh, right. I'm all alone
at the residence right now, aren't I?
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Well, maybe a little walk will be
a nice change of scenery.
**[12:26] ---**
Th-This is Hayate's room...
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And the door has been... left ajar...
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No, I shouldn't!
**[12:36] ---**
Entering his room without his permission?!
**[12:38] ---**
Every person is entitled
to their own privacy!
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Whew. I shook off the urge.
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Oh! Is this a trick of fate?!
Or is it the deed of a passionate heart?!
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M-My pen...
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I-In this case, as I expect...
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Keep dawdling and I'm leaving you behind.
(Boyya-boya-shiteru to oitecchaimasu yo.)
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I will happily accompany you. Heart.
(Yorokonde tsuite mairimasu. Haato.)
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Th-There was no helping it, all right?
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*With what?*
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To go get the pen I dropped,
I had no choice.
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*So you went in.*
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It was beyond my control.
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*Who are you making excuses to?*
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B-Besides, it's Hayate's fault, too.
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When you go out, you should
at least lock your door...
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H-H-His desk!
**[13:23] ---**
S-So, this is where Hayate...
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...always sits and studies...
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Wh-What am I doing?!
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I can't believe myself.
**[13:36] ---**
Why am I so worked up over a little
thing like going into a boy's room?
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B-But I feel a bit sick,
so I guess I'll try lying down...
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It's only because I feel sick, all right?!
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*You don't need to keep making excuses.*
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Wait! What's the point
of doing this anyway?!
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This is bad! I'm starting
to feel sort of dizzy!
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I'm going back to draw my manga.
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Let's see... my pen... my pen...
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My pen...?!
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Th-This is!
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* Could this be the thing*
* every teenage boy hides?!*
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*Full of women's bodies...?!*
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* Hayate's keeping stuff like*
* that behind my back?!*
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*No, knowing Hayate, surely not!*
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But as his mistress,
and his girlfriend, I...
***SIGN*** Wonderful Big Brother
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"Wonderful Big Brother"!
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He swings that way?!
**[14:31] ---**
*She wasn't able to accept it.*
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*Oh!*
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* The Miss has found my favorite reading*
* material that I had stashed away!*
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* So you're the one that swings*
* that way? Bastard.*
***SIGN*** Kaminarimon
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Oh, my!
**[14:41] ---**
Are we in Asakusa?
**[14:43] ---**
Yes, just 30 minutes by subway.
***SIGN*** Fortunes 100 yen
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Medium Luck. What about you, Hayate?
**[14:47] ---**
Please don't ask.
***SIGN*** Big Misfortune
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Hot! That's hot! Hot!
**[14:51] ---**
Please settle down before eating.
**[14:53] ---**
Hayate!
**[14:54] ---**
Huh?
**[14:55] ---**
Please look at this!
**[14:56] ---**
Let me see.
**[14:57] ---**
Oh, that's cute!
**[15:09] ---**
Wh-Whoa, I forgot and
I've been enjoying myself normally!
**[15:12] ---**
I can't believe myself!
Grabbing Hayate's sleeve?!
**[15:15] ---**
How could I act so boldly?!
**[15:19] ---**
Sir? Ma'am? How'd you like a ride?
**[15:22] ---**
We'll make it cheap for you!
**[15:24] ---**
A r-rickshaw?
**[15:25] ---**
The newest date spots in season right now!
**[15:28] ---**
We'll guide you to them all!
**[15:30] ---**
This is perfect for the
manga reference material.
**[15:32] ---**
Th-That's true.
**[15:34] ---**
Then...
**[15:35] ---**
Please take us for a ride.
**[15:36] ---**
Just leave it to me.
**[15:39] ---**
Here we go!
**[15:40] ---**
We're totally going!
**[15:43] ---**
Th-This is fast!
**[15:44] ---**
What incredible G-force!
**[15:45] ---**
On to a date course that'll cement
their love in one fell swoop!
**[15:48] ---**
Onward!
**[15:52] ---**
The Tanaka family's Jon, living in
East Koiwa of the Edogawa Ward,
**[15:55] ---**
is good at calculating!
**[15:56] ---**
This is... a date spot?
**[15:58] ---**
Not only that, but he's cheerfully
getting the answer wrong.
**[16:01] ---**
Next up, the Parasitological Museum!
**[16:04] ---**
Wh-What's the point of looking
at this during a date?
**[16:07] ---**
This is a bit...
**[16:08] ---**
May you have a long
and happy life like a parasite!
**[16:11] ---**
This is the most prominent haunted
spot in the Metropolitan area.
**[16:14] ---**
If you're lucky, you'll see the ghost
of a woman hanging from the ceiling.
**[16:16] ---**
D-D-D-Don't bring us around scary places!
**[16:19] ---**
This might be good in the summer...
***SIGN*** SynergySP
**[16:20] ---**
And the last spot is this! A company
that makes lots of interesting anime!
**[16:24] ---**
The person who plays Kirari
Tsukishima is here, too.
**[16:27] ---**
This is the finale?
**[16:29] ---**
Please be sure to eat properly
and get good sleep.
***SIGN*** Kaminarimon
**[16:33] ---**
How about it? Were you able to
immerse yourself in romance?
**[16:37] ---**
Uh, we're back to where we started...
**[16:39] ---**
But that was quite a valuable experience.
**[16:42] ---**
Well, if you say so, Maria.
**[16:45] ---**
Oh! My digital camera!
**[16:48] ---**
Come on! Come on!
Get that smooch on already!
**[16:48] ---**
Whoa! You're that fake photographer!
**[16:51] ---**
Smooch on!
**[16:52] ---**
So persistent!
**[16:54] ---**
The sea of Sumida is my sea!
**[16:56] ---**
We're setting sail!
**[16:57] ---**
We're getting on! We're getting on!
***SIGN*** Dessert Making Class
Instructor: Grazie Maki
***SIGN*** 27th Cake made with love
**[17:01] ---**
It's done!
**[17:04] ---**
It came out fantastic,
if I do say so myself.
**[17:05] ---**
I'm so glad I took the plunge
and came to this dessert making class!
**[17:08] ---**
My! This is fantabulous!
**[17:11] ---**
You're too kind.
***SIGN*** Hayate Love
**[17:12] ---**
All it takes is love.
**[17:13] ---**
It's superb, grazie!
**[17:16] ---**
I have never had a student
make such a magnificent cake!
**[17:20] ---**
How very kind of you. Grazie.
**[17:24] ---**
I've lost...
**[17:29] ---**
Looks like we managed to get away.
**[17:31] ---**
Yes.
**[17:31] ---**
Wait, hey!
**[17:33] ---**
Hey, wait!
**[17:35] ---**
We've put all this effort
into livening up your date,
**[17:36] ---**
so the least you could do
is smooch! One smooch!
**[17:39] ---**
Th-They're still coming after us.
**[17:41] ---**
What tiresome people.
**[17:43] ---**
*The way things are going,*
**[17:44] ---**
* I have a feeling they'll chase us*
* to the ends of the earth*
**[17:49] ---**
*until they get a photo of us k-k-kissing.*
**[17:50] ---**
*If I'm to... If I'm to protect Maria...!*
**[17:54] ---**
The ship's power doesn't
decide how well we can fight!
**[17:57] ---**
I'll show you!
**[17:58] ---**
Boom!
**[18:00] ---**
Leap out, youth!
**[18:02] ---**
Your head is mine!
**[18:04] ---**
I mean, where are you?!
Hiding is no use! No use! No use!
**[18:06] ---**
Ready or not...
**[18:07] ---**
Stay back!
**[18:08] ---**
D-Don't do anything stupid!
**[18:11] ---**
Come any closer and I'll jump!
**[18:13] ---**
Wh-Why?!
**[18:14] ---**
Why are you suddenly saying this?!
**[18:16] ---**
What's this? What's this?
**[18:17] ---**
Is this what they commonly
call "the lovers' quarrel"?
**[18:20] ---**
I'm sorry. There's someone else that I love.
**[18:24] ---**
S-Someone... you love?
**[18:27] ---**
He's a crew member on a tuna fishing boat.
**[18:29] ---**
I don't get to see him
for over half of the year, but...
**[18:31] ---**
Y-You should forget
about a guy like that! I'll...
**[18:35] ---**
I can't!
**[18:37] ---**
Even if I can't see him...
**[18:38] ---**
Even then, I love him!
**[18:43] ---**
Y-You can't mean that!
**[18:45] ---**
I love him more than you,
more than medium fatty tuna,
**[18:47] ---**
more than the fattiest part of tuna!
**[18:50] ---**
So please forget about me!
**[18:52] ---**
Good-bye!
**[18:53] ---**
Wait!
**[18:56] ---**
W-Wait...
**[18:58] ---**
I... I...
**[19:00] ---**
I...
**[19:02] ---**
Ocean, you jerk!
**[19:06] ---**
Could it be... that we just...
**[19:09] ---**
Maybe we just witnessed
the death of a romance...
**[19:13] ---**
Poor Hayata...
**[19:15] ---**
Such is how fleeting and
heartrending first loves tend to be...
**[19:20] ---**
Let's leave the brokenhearted
boy alone for now.
**[19:25] ---**
Agreed.
**[19:26] ---**
Time will surely heal all wounds.
**[19:29] ---**
Let us keep what we saw
today stored in our memories
**[19:33] ---**
in the depths of our hearts.
**[19:36] ---**
* Having stored away the end of*
* a romance in the depths of their hearts...*
**[19:40] ---**
Now, then!
**[19:40] ---**
Let's go to Tsukishima to eat monjayaki!
**[19:43] ---**
Yeah!
**[19:44] ---**
*It is said that after this,*
**[19:45] ---**
* they never again recalled the events*
* that transpired today.*
**[19:54] ---**
Maria!
**[19:56] ---**
Hayate!
**[19:58] ---**
We managed to drive them away!
**[20:00] ---**
Thanks to your passionate performance.
**[20:02] ---**
Oh, no, it was nothing so great.
**[20:04] ---**
But I wonder what in the world
those people were up to.
**[20:08] ---**
Let's forget about them.
**[20:10] ---**
We'll probably never see them again anyway.
**[20:12] ---**
Now, shall we head home soon?
**[20:14] ---**
The Miss is sure to be waiting eagerly...
**[20:16] ---**
Please wait.
**[20:18] ---**
What is it?
**[20:19] ---**
Hayate...
**[20:21] ---**
How about going for a ride
in that to end the day?
**[20:29] ---**
Maria, thank you very much for today.
**[20:32] ---**
Not at all. I should
be the one thanking you.
**[20:35] ---**
But...
**[20:36] ---**
What?
**[20:36] ---**
Next time, I hope you get to go on a date
with someone you really love.
**[20:41] ---**
What? Well...
**[20:44] ---**
*H-How should I respond here?*
**[20:47] ---**
But before that happens...
**[20:48] ---**
Shall we bring Nagi along next time
and go on a date, the three of us?
**[20:52] ---**
Oh, yes! I'd love to!
**[20:54] ---**
Oh, then, let's take one last photo.
**[21:07] ---**
What do you think, Miss?
**[21:09] ---**
Don't you think the photos
turned out quite well?
**[21:12] ---**
We also went to places
like Harajuku and Asakusa
**[21:14] ---**
and got good reference photos,
**[21:16] ---**
so I'm sure you'll be able to...
**[21:17] ---**
...draw... a great manga...
**[21:24] ---**
Don't give me that crap!
**[21:29] ---**
Here I was, agonizing my head off
**[21:31] ---**
and you were enjoying yourself like a fool!
**[21:35] ---**
* So, why don't you go out*
* first thing this morning*
**[21:38] ---**
* and invite your boyfriend*
* or girlfriend on a romantic date?*
**[21:42] ---**
*Well, assuming you have someone, that is.*
**[21:44] ---**
*If you have someone...*
**[21:46] ---**
Hey, don't say potentially
offensive things to the audience!
**[21:49] ---**
* Next time, they'll be fighting*
* the troubles of an aging man.*
**[21:52] ---**
Waratte lun-lun-lun
Smile lun-lun-lun
**[21:54] ---**
Lala-lun-lun-lulu naita hi mo
Lala-lun-lun-lulu even on a day I've cried
**[21:58] ---**
Sawagu kaze ni yureru egao kokoro hareteku
A smile wavers in the wind and clears my heart
**[22:03] ---**
Kyou mo lun-lun-lun mawarun-lun-lulu
Today again lun-lun-lun turning lun-lun-lulu
**[22:07] ---**
Taiyou no shita de kimi to odoru kimagure na dansu
A whimsical dance with you under the sun
**[22:21] ---**
Nanige-naku sashi-dasu te ni mitorete
Riveted by the hand you've casually offered
**[22:26] ---**
Tsugi no kotoba maigo ni natchau no
My next words become lost
**[22:32] ---**
Otonabite tsutsumi-komu manazashi ni
The mature gaze that envelopes me
**[22:38] ---**
Tsuyogari wasurete-yuku
Makes me forget my bravado
**[22:43] ---**
Sotto furetete nemurenai yoru no nagai toki mo
Keep that soft touch on long sleepless nights
**[22:49] ---**
Yume kara sameta bakari no hoho ni mo
And on my cheek, just awakened from a dream
**[22:55] ---**
Lun-lun-lun
Lun-lun-lun
**[22:56] ---**
Lala-lun-lun-lulu tsun to shita
Lala-lun-lun-lulu that hoity profile
**[23:00] ---**
Yokogao hora atto iu ma waratteru desho?
Look, there's a smile there already, see?
**[23:06] ---**
Sora to lun-lun-lun mawarun-lun-lulu
With the sky lun-lun-lun turning lun-lun-lulu
**[23:09] ---**
Kimi ga fukasu kaze no naka
In a breeze of your making
**[23:13] ---**
Odoru hidamari no dansu
A dance in a sunny spot
**[23:26] ---**
Wataru...
***SIGN*** Wataru & Saki's
***SIGN*** Illustration by Marina Inoue
**[23:27] ---**
And Saki's...
***SIGN*** Butler Report
**[23:28] ---**
Butler Report!
**[23:30] ---**
Hey! I'm Wataru Tachibana.
**[23:31] ---**
And I'm Saki Kijima.
**[23:33] ---**
Since the theme song for Rental Video Tachibana is finally ready,
**[23:36] ---**
we're here to let you hear it!
**[23:37] ---**
Wait, is this the shop's theme song?
**[23:40] ---**
That's right. Did you not know?
**[23:42] ---**
But it doesn't mention "Rental Video Tachibana" at all.
**[23:45] ---**
Well, you know how it is. It's one of those "image songs."
**[23:49] ---**
But don't just rent this song! Head out to the store and—
**[23:51] ---**
Young sir, wait! That's going too far!
**[23:52] ---**
Yeah, I guess you're right.
**[23:54] ---**
See you next time!
**[23:56] ---**
Preview
**[23:57] ---**
Goodness! To think I had become a coffee
plantation owner, comfortably retired.
***SIGN*** The next episode of
"Hayate the Combat Butler" is...
**[24:01] ---**
What a strange dream I had.
**[24:03] ---**
Go ahead. If you want to
retire, why don't you?
**[24:05] ---**
What?!
**[24:06] ---**
What could have gotten into Mr. Klaus?
He seems so depressed.
**[24:08] ---**
Nagi telling him to quit must have come as quite a shock.
**[24:11] ---**
I am my mistress's shadow.
**[24:12] ---**
If I feel I am no longer of any use to her
**[24:14] ---**
then I will simply fade away!
**[24:17] ---**
Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler",
**[24:18] ---**
Klaus Is Japanese Because
His Name Is Written "Kurausu"
**[24:18] ---**
"Klaus Is Japanese Because
His Name Is Written 'Kurausu'".
**[24:20] ---**
Did you know?
**[24:21] ---**
Takamori Saigo's real name is Takenaga!