E1 - Iruma-kun from Demon School
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[00:00] Sullivan
[00:00] Sullivan
[00:06] Nar
The netherworld.
[00:08] ---
The realm where demons live.
[00:10] Nar
And the king that rules
over the netherworld is...
[00:13] ---
the Demon King.
[00:17] Nar
But the Demon King's throne
has been vacant for some time.
[00:24] Nar
Who will be the next Demon King?
[02:03] All
"Iruma-kun from Demon School."
SIGN Iruma-kun from Demon School
[02:18] Guy
Iruma!
[02:19] ---
I'm leaving this to you!
[02:20] ---
Don't let it fall apart!
[02:21] Iruma
Y-Yes, sir!
[02:22] Guy
If it falls apart, I'm docking half your pay!
[02:26] Nar
Suzuki Iruma, fourteen years old.
[02:28] Nar
He is being forced to work
on a tuna fishing boat.
[02:31] Nar
To put it simply,
[02:33] ---
his parents are scumbags who refuse to work,
[02:35] ---
so he has to work instead.
[02:38] Iruma
I won't be able to get by
with only half my pay!
[02:40] Iruma
Huh?
[02:43] Iruma
Holy crap!
[02:58] Iruma
Huh?
[03:04] Iruma
Huh? Wha?
[03:13] Iruma
Huh?
[03:15] Iruma
Huh?!
SIGN Sold
[03:20] Iruma
Sold?!
[03:22] Iruma
Wh-Wh-What... What's going on?
[03:34] Iruma
Whoa!
[03:35] Iruma
Wh-Where are we?
[03:38] ---
Who are you?
[03:42] Iruma
Wh-What?
[03:48] Sullivan
I made it so you can understand
the demon language.
[03:50] Sullivan
Suzuki Iruma,
[03:52] ---
this is the netherworld.
[03:54] Iruma
Netherworld?
[03:55] Sullivan
It's the realm of demons.
[03:56] Iruma
Demo—
[03:58] ---
I can understand you.
[04:00] Sullivan
Yes, I did put a spell on you.
[04:02] Iruma
A-A spell?
[04:04] Sullivan
Well, of course I can use spells.
I'm a demon.
[04:08] Iruma
A demon?!
[04:09] Sullivan
Indeed, a demon.
[04:11] ---
My name is Sullivan.
[04:13] Sullivan
Iruma,
[04:15] ---
your parents sold your soul to me.
[04:22] Iruma
My parents sold my soul to a demon?
[04:24] Iruma
They would never—
[04:27] Iruma
Actually, yes, they would...
[04:31] Iruma
What's that?
[04:32] Sullivan
That is my mansion.
[04:37] Iruma
Wh-What are you going to do with me?!
[04:43] Iruma
Huh?
[04:47] Sullivan
Won't you be my grandson?
[04:53] Iruma
Huh?
[04:54] Sullivan
You see, I've been single all this time.
[04:56] Sullivan
It's always been my dream
to have a grandchild!
[05:00] Sullivan
A grandchild?
[05:02] Sullivan
I've been so jealous of Levy and Belial
bragging about their grandkids!
[05:06] Sullivan
I'll buy you anything you want,
and I'll spoil you to death!
[05:09] Sullivan
So please? Please?
[05:10] ---
You'll be my grandson, right?
[05:12] Iruma
B-But I was sold to you, right?
[05:15] ---
Do I even have the right to decline?
[05:16] Sullivan
I'll respect your wishes.
[05:18] ---
You can say no if you really want to!
[05:21] Iruma
Wh-What should I do?
[05:24] Iruma
In all my years...
[05:25] ---
I've never refused anyone!
[05:28] Nar
Indeed.
[05:29] ---
Suzuki Iruma is a complete pushover.
[05:34] (Flashback) Guy
You can handle this yourself.
[05:35] (Flashback) Iruma
Yes, of course.
[05:37] Nar
Whenever he's asked to do something...
[05:38] (Flashback) Grams
I'm so sorry to trouble you.
[05:40] (Flashback) Iruma
Oh, don't worry about it!
[05:42] Nar
And even when he isn't asked at all...
[05:44] Iruma
Don't worry about chasing me!
[05:46] Nar
Even in ridiculous situations...
[05:49] Nar
He will accept anything
and can't decline.
[05:51] Nar
He's such a pushover
that even he finds it sad.
[05:55] Iruma
But, I mean...
[05:56] ---
This situation is pretty insane.
[05:58] ---
Most people would say no, right?
[06:00] Iruma
I-If it's okay for me to say no...
[06:03] Iruma
U-Um, I—
[06:04] Sullivan
However!
[06:06] Sullivan
That's exactly why I'm putting
all I have into this request!
[06:08] Sullivan
I beg of you!
[06:09] ---
Think of it as helping out
a dying old man, Iruma-kun!
[06:13] Sullivan
Please!
[06:14] Nar
Words that Iruma stands no chance against...
SIGN Please
[06:18] Nar
Number 1: "please."
[06:19] Nar
Number 2: "help."
SIGN Help
SIGN I beg of you
[06:22] Nar
Number 3: "I beg of you."
SIGN Contract
SIGN Contractor Suzuki Iruma
[06:27] Iruma
I just became a demon's grandson...
[06:29] Nar
Iruma has the habit of
just accepting anything
[06:32] ---
after living through
fourteen years of misfortune.
[06:35] Sullivan
Well, now that that's settled...
[06:40] Iruma
Wh-Wh-What is all this?
[06:42] Sullivan
Well, you're my precious first grandchild!
[06:44] Sullivan
Your food, clothing, shelter, and...
[06:47] Iruma
Wh-What is this?
[06:49] Sullivan
Your education!
[06:51] Sullivan
You look so perfect! And adorable!
[06:53] Sullivan
I'm going to enroll you in a demon school.
[06:57] Iruma
A demon school?
[06:59] Sullivan
You were forced to start working at
a young age because of your parents
[07:02] ---
and didn't really get
to go to school, right?
[07:05] Sullivan
But have no fear!
[07:06] Sullivan
All the paperwork's been taken care of!
[07:08] Sullivan
I am your grandpa, after all!
[07:09] Iruma
Grandpa...?
[07:11] Sullivan
That sounds so wonderful! "Grandpa!"
[07:14] Sullivan
Let's take a picture together
on your first day!
[07:16] Iruma
Uh, wait...
[07:17] Sullivan
There's never been a human
enrolled in this school,
[07:20] ---
but you won't be eaten as long as
they don't find out you're human!
[07:23] Iruma
They're going to eat me if they find out?!
[07:25] Sullivan
Sploosh!
[07:27] Sullivan
Thanks to this perfume, you don't smell
like a human anymore, so don't worry.
[07:31] Iruma
Um, you know, I'm actually...
[07:33] Sullivan
I'm so relieved you're such
a good kid, Iruma-kun.
[07:36] Iruma
Huh?
[07:36] Sullivan
If you had declined...
[07:39] Sullivan
I'd have no choice but to have
you for dinner tonight.
[07:44] Sullivan
Oh, what were you saying?
[07:45] Iruma
Uh, nothing!
[07:46] Sullivan
This is your room as of today.
[07:49] Iruma
My room?
[07:50] Sullivan
You'll have to get up early
tomorrow for your first day.
[07:52] Sullivan
Make sure you get plenty of sleep.
[07:54] Sullivan
Goodnight.
[07:56] Iruma
U-Um...
[08:01] Opera
You take your whims too far.
[08:03] Sullivan
Opera.
[08:04] Opera
You could've adopted all
the demons you wanted.
[08:07] Opera
Why would you bother adopting
a human as your grandson?
[08:10] Opera
What were you thinking?
[08:13] Sullivan
Nothing, really.
[08:16] Sullivan
You'll understand someday, Opera.
[08:20] Sullivan
I'm so excited for tomorrow!
[08:28] Iruma
My own room...
[08:31] Iruma
I've never had one before.
[08:33] Iruma
My whole life has just been hell, really.
[08:45] Iruma
It's like a dream...
[08:46] ---
What a weird dream.
[08:58] Iruma
It wasn't a dream!
[09:01] Sullivan
Iruma-kun! Good morning!
[09:04] Sullivan
Did you sleep well last night?
[09:08] Sullivan
Oh, I'm so happy!
My grandson's first day of school!
[09:11] Sullivan
Picture time!
[09:12] ---
Iruma-kun, stand right next to that.
[09:14] Iruma
N-Next to this?
SIGN Entrance Ceremony
[09:18] Iruma
"Entrance ceremony"?
[09:20] Iruma
I can read it!
[09:21] ---
This must be another one
of Sulli— Grandpa's spells.
SIGN Entrance Ceremony
[09:30] Sullivan
Oh, I'm so happy!
[09:32] ---
My grandson's first day of school!
[09:34] Sullivan
His first little bag!
[09:35] ---
So innocent! So pure!
[09:38] Iruma
U-Um,
[09:39] ---
you're Opera-san, right?
[09:42] Iruma
So, this school...
[09:44] Opera
Look over there.
[10:03] Sullivan
That is the demon school Babyls.
SIGN Sure
[10:29] Johnny
Good morning, everyone!
[10:30] ---
Good morning.
[10:31] Johnny
I can't hear you!
[10:32] Students
Good morning!
[10:34] Sullivan
All right.
[10:35] ---
I have to go get ready, so I'm taking off.
[10:37] Iruma
Huh?
[10:39] Iruma
U-Um, what about you, Opera-san?
[10:41] Opera
Have a good day.
[10:43] Iruma
Th-Thanks.
[10:47] Johnny
Hey, you.
[10:49] Iruma
M-Me?
[10:50] (Flashback) Sullivan
You won't be eaten as long as
they don't find out you're human!
[10:53] Iruma
I-I'm going to get eat—
[10:55] Johnny
The auditorium is that way.
[10:56] Iruma
Y-Yes, sir!
[10:58] ---
I'm sorry!
[10:59] Iruma
Thank goodness!
[11:00] ---
They didn't figure out I'm human!
[11:05] Quiche
Is something the matter, President?
[11:07] Ameri
No, it's nothing.
[11:11] Blushenko
What is the meaning of this?
[11:13] Sabro
I'm testing out my skills
before the entrance ceremony!
[11:16] Sabro
If I defeat a teacher, my name
will be known far and wide!
[11:19] Sabro
Strength is everything!
[11:20] Blushenko
I see. You're a complete idiot.
[11:28] Demon 1
Hey, doesn't something
smell really good?
[11:34] Iruma
Don't stand out... Don't stand out!
[11:37] Eiko
I hope we're in the same class!
[11:39] Gaako
Right? I'm so nervous!
[11:41] Iruma
Hey, a normal conversation.
[11:43] Clara
Mami! Uu-chan! Konchie!
[11:45] ---
Keebow! Sin Sin! Ran Ran!
[11:47] Iruma
Maybe this is just a
normal school after all...
[11:49] Kalego
Silence.
[11:57] Iruma
Is that a teacher?
[11:59] ---
He's super scary!
[12:01] Dali
Thank you for waiting.
[12:03] Dali
It is 6:06 AM.
[12:05] Dali
We will now formally begin the entrance
ceremony for the demon school Babyls.
[12:09] Baraki
All rise!
[12:11] Baraki
It's time to sing the school song.
SIGN Humans only exist to be our food
SIGN Suck them dry, soul, blood, flesh, and all
[12:24] Iruma
I'm just air... air... air...
SIGN Tremble at the sound of
black wings as we take flight
SIGN For we are demons
SIGN As this song pours forth from our red lips
[12:52] Iruma
I need to do everything
I can not to stand out...
SIGN Scream for us, for we are demons
[13:05] Dali
Next, a greeting from our chair-demon.
[13:07] Students
Yeah! Our future Demon King!
[13:09] Iruma
Demon King? You mean...
the king of the demons?
[13:11] Sullivan
Iruma-kun!
[13:13] Sullivan
It's me! Grandpa!
[13:15] Iruma
He's the chair-demon!
[13:16] Students
Iruma?
[13:17] Students
The chair-demon's grandkid?
[13:19] Sullivan
Yes, indeed!
[13:21] Sullivan
My grandson now goes to this school!
[13:23] Sullivan
He's just so adorable!
[13:27] Iruma
Please don't say anything weird!
[13:29] Sullivan
And this is the photo that I just took...
SIGN Entrance Ceremony
[13:33] Sullivan
with my grandson!
[13:35] Iruma
My cover is immediately blown!
[13:36] Students
That's him?
[13:37] Students
His grandson, Iruma?
[13:38] Sullivan
I'll make sure everyone gets a copy later!
[13:38] Students
Looks just like him.
[13:39] Students
He does?
[13:40] Iruma
No one wants that!
[13:42] Sullivan
Okay, that's all I had to say, so...
[13:45] Sullivan
Bye!
[13:48] Dali
Next, we have a greeting from the
representative of the new students.
[13:51] Students
Isn't that the guy who scored the
highest on the entrance exam?
[13:51] Girl
He got a perfect score!
[13:53] Students
Seriously? Is he a genius?
[13:54] Dali
The representative of the new
students, Asmodeus-kun.
[13:58] Konatsu
He's so cool.
[13:59] Haruno
So that's him...
[14:00] Azuki
I want him to curse me!
[14:02] Dosanko
Hm... I guess he passes.
[14:04] Dali
Huh? What?
[14:04] Iruma
Everyone's attention is shifting to him...
[14:05] ---
Giving the greeting in his place is...
[14:08] Dali
The honor student, Iruma-kun.
[14:10] Iruma
Why, though?!
[14:11] Students
Huh?
[14:12] Students
What the heck?
[14:13] Students
Iruma?
[14:14] Students
He's doing it?
[14:16] Iruma
I knew it!
[14:18] Dali
Iruma-kun, please come to the stage.
[14:22] Dosanko
He's just a baby.
[14:30] Students
Look.
[14:31] Students
He's in front of a crowd this
big and not even flinching.
[14:34] Students
He's got guts.
[14:36] Iruma
This is so sudden that I can't
even move a millimeter!
[14:38] Dali
If you would give your greeting now.
[14:40] Iruma
Greeting?
[14:42] ---
How am I even supposed to...
SIGN I send this message to you so that you won't trip and fall throughout your upcoming school days. Love, Grandpa
[14:48] Sign
I send this message to you so that
[14:50] Sign
you won't trip and fall throughout
your upcoming school days.
SIGN Aberuhauke Tarutoudari Iusabebe Risutouru Aburuze Sutoumanu Aberuge Uru Mahoraba Tsurezaza
[14:55] Sign
Love, Grandpa.
[14:56] Iruma
Huh?
[14:57] ---
A-Am I just supposed to read this?
[14:59] Iruma
Ugh, I'm just going to have to read it!
[15:04] Iruma
Aberuhauke...
SIGN Aberuhauke
[15:12] Iruma
Tarutoudari... Iusabebe...
SIGN Tarutoudari
SIGN Iusabebe
[15:24] Iruma
Huh? The mood seems to have changed...
[15:27] Iruma
Risutouru... Aburuze...
SIGN Risutouru
SIGN Aburuze
[15:29] Iruma
Sutoumanu...
SIGN Sutoumanu
[15:31] Iruma
Aberuge...
SIGN Aberuge
[15:35] Iruma
Uru...
SIGN Uru
[15:39] Iruma
Mahoraba...
SIGN Mahoraba
[15:43] Iruma
Tsurezaza.
SIGN Tsurezaza
[15:53] Students
No way!
[15:54] Students
Holy crap!
[15:55] Students
Seriously?!
[15:56] Students
He did it!
[15:56] Students
He said all of it!
[15:58] Students
What the hell, man?!
[15:58] Dali
Hey!
[16:00] Dali
You can't just go chanting
forbidden spells like that!
[16:02] Iruma
Forb— Wha?
[16:04] Dali
They're taboo!
[16:05] ---
If you were to stutter or read it wrong,
[16:07] ---
your body could've exploded!
[16:08] Dali
Everybody knows that!
[16:10] Iruma
First I've heard of this!
[16:11] Iruma
I-I had no idea it was so dangerous!
[16:14] Dali
That was so dangerous and crazy...
[16:17] Dali
and totally awesome!
[16:19] Iruma
Wha?!
[16:20] Dali
Only a complete idiot
would say that spell,
[16:22] Dali
or a demon who doesn't know
better or isn't scared of dying.
[16:25] Iruma
B-By the way, what exactly does that spell do?
[16:29] Dali
If it actually works,
[16:30] ---
you won't trip and fall for the whole day!
[16:32] Iruma
That's it?
[16:40] Asmodeus
My name is Asmodeus Alice.
[16:43] Iruma
H-Hi...
[16:48] Iruma
Wh-Why is this happening?
[16:51] Students
I heard the head of the class and the
honor student are dueling in the courtyard!
[16:54] Girl
This should be good!
[16:56] Iruma
A-Am I... going to be eaten?
[16:59] Asmodeus
I was supposed to give that greeting.
[17:03] Asmodeus
The punishment for stealing
that spotlight from me is death!
SIGN Asmodeus Alice
[17:08] Nar
Asmodeus Alice.
[17:10] Nar
A demon who is a master of fire spells.
[17:13] Iruma
Huh?
[17:14] Asmodeus
And since you stole
that spotlight from me,
[17:17] ---
I have the right to see if
you are truly worthy of it!
[17:22] Asmodeus
Don't you think?
[17:25] Iruma
Th-They're enjoying this!
[17:27] Asmodeus
Now, prove to me that you
[17:31] Asmodeus
are superior to me...
[17:33] Asmodeus
with your body!
[17:41] Students
That's Asmodeus for you!
[17:43] ---
No other newbie could
handle fireballs like that!
[17:46] Students
He's amazing, but...
[17:48] Students
Yeah... He hasn't hit him once.
[17:50] Iruma
Hey, wai—
[17:53] Iruma
Please calm down!
[17:58] Asmodeus
Why, you...
[18:05] Asmodeus
I-I can't hit him?!
[18:16] Nar
Iruma managed to dodge every
single attack for twenty minutes.
[18:21] Asmodeus
Why can't I hit you?!
[18:23] Iruma
I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!
[18:26] Nar
Why was such a feat possible?
[18:29] Nar
It's because he's unfortunate.
[18:32] Nar
After being put through endless
hell by his brainless parents,
[18:35] Nar
he became a master of dodging anything
[18:39] Nar
dangerous, scary, or painful.
[18:42] Iruma
Now's my chance!
[18:43] ---
I need to apologize.
[18:45] Nar
His attack points may be zero,
[18:47] ---
but his defense is infinite.
[18:48] Nar
This power...
[18:50] Nar
If we were to give it a name,
SIGN Overwhelming Crisis Evasion Capability
[18:51] Nar
it'd be "Overwhelming Crisis
Evasion Capability."
[18:54] Iruma
U-Um, I'm really sorry—
[18:56] Students
Iruma's awesome.
[18:57] Iruma
Huh?
[18:58] Students
He hasn't attacked him once yet.
[19:01] Students
Wait.
[19:01] ---
Is he saying he's not worth his time?
[19:05] Asmodeus
Are you saying...
[19:07] Asmodeus
I'm not even worth attacking?
[19:09] Iruma
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
[19:11] Iruma
I'm nothing more than
an insignificant bug!
[19:15] Students
That means you're less than a bug!
[19:18] Students
Why don't you run away, you coward?
[19:20] Students
Yeah! You tell him!
[19:21] Iruma
Y-You've got it all wrong!
[19:24] Asmodeus
I will not abide such insults!
[19:27] Asmodeus
If magic won't work,
[19:29] ---
I'll take you down using martial arts!
[19:32] Asmodeus
I'll tear you apart!
[19:35] Nar
He can use his opponent's
strength to parry their attacks.
[19:38] Nar
Another part of his Overwhelming
Crisis Evasion Capability.
[19:42] Gaako
Eiko!
[19:44] Iruma
Watch out!
[19:46] Iruma
We're gonna fall!
[19:52] (Flashback) Dali
If it actually works,
[19:53] (Flashback) ---
you won't trip and fall for the whole day!
[19:55] Quiche
What's happening?
[19:57] Johnny
A duel on the first day of school?
[19:59] Quiche
What's going on?!
[20:01] Nar
Those who witnessed the duel
that day would later say...
[20:07] Nar
"Yes, it was an absolutely perfect
[20:10] Nar
German suplex."
[20:18] Iruma
I'm finished...
SIGN Chanting a Forbidden Spell at the Entrance Ceremony?!
SIGN Gave the Head of the Class a Concussion!
[20:23] Student A
"Chanting a forbidden spell
at the entrance ceremony."
SIGN School Paper
[20:26] Student A
"Gave the head of
the class a concussion."
[20:28] Student A
"Behold, the thoroughbred honor
student Iruma's amazing attack!"
SIGN Wickedness
[20:32] Student
Iruma's awesome!
[20:33] Student
That honor student's insane!
[20:33] Student
Asmodeus-sama looks amazing
even when he's defeated!
[20:34] Student
I heard he saved a girl.
[20:36] Sullivan
I'd expect nothing less from my grandson.
SIGN Chair-Demon's Office
[20:39] Sullivan
You have a bright future ahead!
[20:41] Iruma
What should I do?
[20:41] Sullivan
You're so adorable!
[20:42] ---
I did something awful!
[20:42] Sullivan
I just can't! You're too adorable!
[20:44] ---
I have to apologi—
[20:47] Iruma
Eek!
[20:51] Iruma
A-Asmodeus-kun...
[21:01] Asmodeus
I am at your service, Iruma-sama!
[21:04] Iruma
Huh?
[21:05] Asmodeus
There is nothing I can say.
[21:06] ---
I completely and utterly
lost our duel earlier.
[21:10] Asmodeus
On top of that,
[21:11] Asmodeus
I was informed that you carried
me to the infirmary.
[21:14] Asmodeus
I, Asmodeus, was
moved beyond words.
[21:19] Iruma
Huh? Uh, I...
[21:21] Asmodeus
Demon law dictates that the
loser must serve the victor.
[21:25] Asmodeus
Therefore...
[21:30] Asmodeus
I give my all to you
[21:32] ---
and will aide you in ruling
over this school, Iruma-sama!
[21:35] Iruma
What?!
[21:36] ---
Wait a minute...
[21:37] Asmodeus
First, let's make the entire
student body your servants.
[21:42] Asmodeus
Iruma-sama, who shall I slay first?
[21:45] Asmodeus
Please give me your orders.
[21:46] Sullivan
Iruma-kun,
[21:48] ---
can I make this the main picture
on the school's website?
[21:50] Iruma
Please don't!
[21:52] Nar
Suzuki Iruma, age fourteen.
[21:54] Nar
Enrolled at the demon school Babyls.
[21:56] Nar
Has now acquired one subordinate.
[21:59] Iruma
No!
[23:31] Clara
Su-ki-ma!
SIGN Su
SIGN Ki
SIGN Ma
[23:35] Asmodeus
Iruma-sama! Please
ask me to do anything!
[23:38] Iruma
Sure...
[23:38] ---
But I don't need anything right now!
[23:40] Eiko
Iruma-san saved me.
[23:43] Eiko
I want to thank him,
[23:44] ---
and maybe even get closer to him.
[23:46] Eiko
Irum—
[23:48] Iruma
I-Is something wrong?
[23:50] Asmodeus
I just felt a presence.
[23:51] Eiko
Scary...
[23:52] ---
He's so scary, oh my gosh, he's scary.
[23:54] Nar
Will she be able to thank Iruma?
[23:57] Nar
You can do it, Eiko-chan!
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[24:01] Iruma
I never dreamed I'd become a demon's
grandson and start going to demon school.
[24:05] Iruma
Uh, Asmodeus-kun?
[24:06] ---
You don't have to bow so low!
[24:08] Iruma
I don't need a piggyback ride!
[24:10] ---
I can walk just fine.
[24:11] Iruma
What? Carry me instead?
[24:12] ---
No, that's not the point...
[24:13] Iruma
I don't need to ride on your shoulders, either!
[24:15] Iruma
Put me down!
[24:16] Iruma
Next time on Welcome to
Demon School! Iruma-kun,
[24:18] Iruma
"Familiars Summoned."
[24:20] Iruma
Wait...
[24:21] ---
I'm human. I can't summon anything!
[24:23] Iruma
What should I do?!
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