E8 - Can We Make 100 Friends? / The Students I'm Proud Of

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[00:04] Haruno And Azuki
    He's...
[00:05] Dosanko And Konatsu
    ...so...
[00:06] Azuki; Haruno; Konatsu
    ...hot!
SIGN    He's So Hot
[00:09] Picero
    Huh?
[00:11] Dosanko
    He's truly the beautiful lad from
    the ancient myths of the netherworld!
[00:16] Dosanko
    The one who was so beautiful
    that he was put to sleep forever!
[00:21] Dosanko
    Endymion-sama!
[00:30] Narrator
    The students of the Misfit Class
    were given a task.
[00:34] Narrator
    If they do not all advance to the
    Dalet rank before their second year,
[00:39] Narrator
    they will be kicked out of the Royal One,
    which they worked so hard to acquire.
[00:45] Narrator
    Iruma and his friends must attempt
    the rank-advancement exams.
[00:49] Narrator
    First up... The Harvest Festival!
SIGN    Can We Make 100 Friends?
[02:26] Picero And Goemon
    "Can We Make 100 Friends?"
[02:33] Pekepon
    Pekepon!
[02:34] Demon Cabbage
    Hakupon!
[02:36] Demon Beans
    Make sure you eat your veggies!
[02:39] Goemon
    What a haul!
[02:42] Goemon
    All right, time to head back.
[02:53] Goemon
    Having a castle makes
    hunting feel so much safer.
[02:58] Goemon
    I have returned, Agares-dono!
[03:01] Goemon
    Do you prefer rice porridge
    or rice with veggies?
[03:04] Haruno
    So cute!
[03:06] Konatsu
    Are your eyelashes natural?!
[03:07] Azuki
    You're all disheveled!
[03:09] Goemon
    A raid?!
[03:13] Konatsu
    Wow!
[03:14] Konatsu
    You can stack ten matches on his eyelashes!
[03:16] Picero
    Stop that!
[03:17] Haruno
    He looks great with flowers!
[03:20] Picero
    Stop that!
[03:21] Azuki
    Why's the top of your head so pointy?
[03:24] Picero
    Stop, damn it!
[03:31] Dosanko
    Endymion!
[03:36] Dosanko
    Endymi—oh!
[03:40] Haruno; Konatsu; Azuki
    Dosa-chan!
[03:44] Dosanko
    Love hurts so much sometimes...
[03:49] Haruno; Konatsu; Azuki
    D-Dosa-chan!
[03:51] Picero
    Shut up!
[03:53] Goemon
    Now, now, now, now...
[03:56] Goemon
    I see.
[03:57] Goemon
    So you were attacked by magical beasts.
[04:00] Goemon
    That must have been rough.
[04:02] Haruno
    No, we're sorry.
[04:04] Konatsu
    Sorry.
[04:05] Azuki
    He was just so beautiful
    that we lost our minds.
[04:11] Goemon
    I guess there are some hunter
    instincts at play here.
[04:13] Haruno
    Sorry.
[04:14] Konatsu
    We're really sorry.
[04:16] Azuki
    Truly.
[04:20] Haruno
    But wow...
[04:21] Haruno
    We didn't expect to find such
    an amazing castle in the forest.
[04:24] Goemon
    Ah, yes.
[04:24] Goemon
    This is Agares-dono's bloodline ability.
[04:27] Goemon
    Right?
[04:28] Picero
    I build by acknowledging that the earth
    and trees are all a part of the ground.
SIGN    Bed (My Area)
[04:37] Picero
    It's a practical usage of My Area.
[04:44] Picero
    This isn't exactly a castle.
    We're on top of my bed.
[04:49] Haruno And Konatsu
    On his bed!
[04:51] Azuki
    Oh, my!
[04:53] Picero
    Why do you all seem so happy?
[04:55] Azuki
    W-Wow.
[04:57] Azuki
    Your magic level is so high.
[04:59] Azuki
    Agares-kun, you're rank Alef, right?
[05:04] Picero
    Well, since that hardcore lady trained me...
[05:11] Picero
    Anyway!
[05:13] Picero
    How dare you come into
    my bed without permission?
[05:16] Picero
    Hurry up and drink that...
[05:17] Picero
    and leave!
[05:17] Goemon
    Please, enjoy your stay.
[05:20] Eye Demon
    Gyo!
[05:21] Eye Demon
    Gyo!
[05:22] Eye Demon
    Gyo!
[05:23] Picero
    Why?!
[05:25] Goemon
    We can't just throw them into that
    forest filled with magical beasts!
[05:29] Azuki
    It's scary outside.
[05:31] Haruno
    And we're hungry.
[05:32] Konatsu
    We have no lives left.
[05:34] Haruno; Konatsu; Azuki
    Sigh...
[05:37] Goemon
    I'll go get us some more tea.
[05:39] Haruno; Konatsu; Azuki
    Thank you!
[05:41] Picero
    That stupid busybody!
[05:43] Picero
    Does he realize we're in the
    middle of the Harvest Festival?
[05:45] Azuki
    Um...
[05:46] Azuki
    Are you and Garp-kun good friends?
[05:49] Picero
    What?!
[05:50] Konatsu
    I'd love to hear about your private lives!
[05:52] Haruno
    Yeah, yeah!
[05:55] Picero
    Not really.
[05:57] Picero
    He's just... some stupid busybody.
[06:07] (Flashback) Goemon
    Agares-dono!
[06:09] (Flashback) Goemon
    It's time to go to school!
[06:11] (Flashback) Picero
    Shut up.
[06:12] (Flashback) Goemon
    Good morning!
[06:15] (Flashback) Picero
    You come here every frickin' day...
[06:18] (Flashback) Picero
    Listen, I want to sleep.
[06:21] (Flashback) Picero
    I only care about hitting the minimum
    required attendance for school, got it?
[06:26] (Flashback) Picero
    So—
[06:27] (Flashback) Goemon
    Have no fear! We are on our way!
[06:29] (Flashback) Goemon
    I'll properly deliver you to school!
[06:33] (Flashback) Goemon
    I've even got breakfast for you!
SIGN    Off We Go
[06:35] (Flashback) Letters
    Off we go!
[06:37] (Flashback) Picero
    Listen to me, damn it.
[06:38] (Flashback) Picero
    Here!
[06:40] (Flashback) Picero
    This is good.
[06:42] (Flashback) Picero
    Seriously, I don't get it.
[06:44] (Flashback) Picero
    You don't benefit at all
    from taking care of me.
[06:48] (Flashback) Goemon
    That's not true!
[06:50] (Flashback) Goemon
    Because my ambition...
[06:52] (Flashback) Goemon
    is to make 100 friends!
[06:56] (Flashback) Picero
    Huh?
[06:57] (Flashback) Goemon
    I just can't leave those
    who are left out alone!
[07:00] (Flashback) Goemon
    Though... I'm such a busybody
    that they all end up leaving...
[07:06] (Flashback) Picero
    You make no sense.
[07:09] (Flashback) Goemon
    But I won't give up!
[07:11] (Flashback) Picero
    Ugh, okay already. Do your best, I guess?
[07:16] (Flashback) Goemon
    Indeed! I will do my best!
[07:19] (Flashback) Goemon
    Let's go!
[07:21] (Flashback) Picero
    Shut up! Stop running!
[07:24] (Flashback) Eye Demon
    Gyo, gyo!
[07:28] Picero
    Ever since then, he keeps trying to
    take care of me at every opportunity,
[07:31] Picero
    and he drags me everywhere.
[07:34] Picero
    He's so persistent, and I'm
    so tired I can't even bother,
[07:37] Picero
    so I was letting him do what
    he wanted for a while, but...
[07:41] (Flashback) Picero
    I'm so annoyed.
[07:43] (Flashback) Picero
    I don't know if my evil
    cycle's coming up or what...
[07:46] (Flashback) Picero
    Whatever. Goodnight.
[07:48] (Flashback) Goemon
    Agares-dono!
[07:50] (Flashback) Goemon
    I found a very entertaining-looking spot!
[07:52] (Flashback) Goemon
    Let's go!
[07:53] (Flashback) Picero
    No.
[07:54] (Flashback) Goemon
    What? But it'll be so much fun!
[07:56] (Flashback) Goemon
    We'll go fishing for oglepoles! Let's go!
[08:00] (Flashback) Picero
    I said no.
[08:02] (Flashback) Goemon
    It's okay! I'll carry you there!
[08:06] (Flashback) Picero
    I said no! Leave me alone!
[08:10] Picero
    So, yeah...
[08:11] Picero
    I got super pissed.
[08:13] Picero
    Even I couldn't hold in
    my irritation anymore,
[08:16] Picero
    and he went home looking super sad.
[08:20] Picero
    But from my point of view,
    I should've yelled at him sooner!
[08:23] Picero
    He carries me around while I'm asleep!
[08:26] Picero
    That's basically kidnapping! Jeez!
[08:27] Haruno
    He actually talks quite a bit.
[08:29] Picero
    I got annoyed just remembering that.
[08:29] Haruno
    Yeah, he does...
[08:31] Picero
    Ugh, I'm honestly so sick of him.
[08:34] Haruno
    S-So they don't... actually get along?
[08:38] Konatsu
    Hard to say.
[08:39] Azuki
    But they hang out together...
[08:43] Dosanko
    I totally understand.
[08:45] Dosanko
    They're basically like a couple living
    together while carrying a timebomb.
[08:51] Dosanko
    Eventually, a disagreement
    will cause an explosion,
[08:55] Dosanko
    which will lead to a catastrophe,
    and one of them will...
[08:59] Dosanko
    Endymion!
[09:03] Goemon
    Here's your Hell Grey tea!
[09:05] Goemon
    What were you talking—
[09:11] Azuki
    What are those screams?
[09:12] Konatsu
    Outside?!
[09:14] Haruno
    S-Someone's being attacked outside?
[09:19] Picero
    Garp...
[09:20] Picero
    Don't do it.
[09:26] Picero
    Just give it a rest!
    This is the Harvest Festival!
[09:29] Picero
    Those four are already a handful,
[09:33] Picero
    and you're going to save even more?
[09:35] Picero
    This doesn't benefit us at all!
[09:42] Goemon
    But you understand, don't you, Agares-dono?
[09:52] Goemon
    I'll be back.
[09:54] Picero
    Ugh...
[09:57] Picero
    Damn it!
[10:02] (Flashback) Picero
    I can't sleep.
[10:05] (Flashback) Picero
    I can't sleep at all! This sucks!
[10:08] (Flashback) Picero
    Damn it, what the hell?
[10:11] (Flashback) Picero
    And it's because...
[10:12] (Flashback) Picero
    I said no! Leave me alone!
[10:21] (Flashback) Picero
    I really lashed out at him.
    He probably won't be back.
[10:25] (Flashback) Goemon
    Agares-dono! Time for school!
[10:31] (Flashback) Picero
    D-Do you not remember
    what happened yesterday?
[10:34] (Flashback) Goemon
    Huh? You yelled at me... right?
[10:38] (Flashback) Goemon
    But I figured you might be hungry.
[10:42] (Flashback) Picero
    Oh... He's...
[10:45] (Flashback) Picero
    He's...
[10:47] (Flashback) Picero
    a swordsman, but he's completely oblivious.
[10:52] (Flashback) Picero
    This is so stupid.
[10:54] (Flashback) Goemon
    Agares-dono?
[10:55] (Flashback) Goemon
    Agares-dono! Did you fall asleep?
[10:58] (Flashback) Goemon
    Don't you want any rice balls?
[11:01] Picero
    Seriously.
[11:04] Picero
    I'm done...
[11:06] Picero
    with your meddling!
[11:25] Goemon
    Wind-Sword Kill!
SIGN    Wind-Sword Kill
[11:30] Picero
    He doesn't have any damn brakes...
[11:39] Goemon
    M-My apologies...
[11:42] Picero
    Whatever.
[11:47] Azuki
    Oh, thank goodness!
    They are good friends, after all.
[11:50] Dosanko
    Friendship is beautiful.
[11:53] Dosanko
    They definitely get a spot
     on my list of favorites.
[11:57] Dosanko
    I just can't get enough!
[12:01] Picero
    Hurry up and get inside.
    Bring in whoever's outside, too.
[12:04] Goemon
    Agares-dono... Thank you!
[12:13] Goemon
    Come in, everyone!
[12:18] Picero
    Why, you...
[12:20] Picero
    Garp, you moron!
[12:22] Picero
    What am I supposed to do
    with all these guys?!
[12:24] Goemon
    Huh? Wha?
[12:26] Konatsu
    Are they friends?
[12:27] Azuki
    Yup!
[12:28] Haruno; Konatsu; Azuki; Dosanko
    They totally are!
SIGN    The Students I'm Proud Of
[12:39] Students
    "The Students I'm Proud Of."
SIGN    Resourceful Leader
    Sergeant Furfur
SIGN    Seduction Instructor
    Raim
[12:49] Raim
    Kyuba!
SIGN    The Sobbing Empress
    Vepar
SIGN    Taming Gentleman
    Mr. Hat
[12:55] Mr. Hat
    Now, then...
[13:00] Furfur; Raim; Vepar; Mr. Hat
    Cheers!
[13:04] Furfur
    Who got all these drinking snacks together?
[13:07] Furfur
    They're great!
[13:09] Vepar
    Liquid is just superb,
    supreme, and divine...
[13:13] Mr. Hat
    Delving a little further,
    the best kind of liquid is black tea.
[13:18] Raim
    Oh, I don't know about that.
SIGN    No drinking alcohol until you're an adult
[13:20] Eye Demon
    Ding dong.
[13:24] Teacher A
    What's going on in that tent?
[13:26] Furfur
    Raimu-chan, sit over here!
[13:29] Raim
    What? As long as you don't get all clingy.
[13:32] Vepar
    U-Um, would you like some alcohol?
[13:35] Mr. Hat
    No, I am fine with black tea.
[13:36] Furfur
    Vepar-chan, did you cut yours with water?
[13:40] Vepar
    It's on the rocks.
[13:41] Furfur
    Seriously?!
[13:42] Furfur
    I guess you can handle
    your alcohol, Vepar-chan.
[13:42] Raim
    Wow, so strong.
[13:45] Opera
    Excuse us.
[13:47] Sullivan
    We're coming in!
[13:49] Sullivan
    Let us join your little party!
[13:53] Furfur
    Sure thing!
[13:57] Sullivan
    Come on. You're coming, too, Bachiko-chan.
[14:01] Sullivan
    She was watching all alone,
    so I dragged her with me.
[14:05] (Flashback) Bachiko
    Damn it, Iruma!
[14:07] (Flashback) Bachiko
    Damn it!
[14:08] (Flashback) Bachiko
    You're still at zero points, damn it!
[14:15] Bachiko
    I-I'm very happy to be
    surrounded b-by such...
[14:18] Bachiko
    famous demons. Yes.
[14:20] Furfur
    Heya! You're from one of the
    Three Great Heroes' families, too.
[14:23] Furfur
    Come on, let's hang out!
[14:25] Bachiko
    Okay!
[14:30] Vepar
    Alcohol?
[14:31] Bachiko
    Nah, I'm not gonna drink.
[14:33] Opera
    So, what kind of conversation
    were you having?
[14:37] Raim
    Why, we were talking about
    the Harvest Festival, of course.
[14:40] Raim
    Here's where everyone's at right now.
[14:43] Mr. Hat
    Now, then...
[14:45] Sullivan
    Are you going to show me Iruma-kun?
[14:49] Sullivan
    Devi...
[14:51] Mr. Hat
    Speaking as the taming instructor...
[14:55] Mr. Hat
    Lady Keroli and Gentleman Camui's
    beast-commanding team is extremely talented.
[15:00] Mr. Hat
    Even in all the Harvest Festival's history,
[15:02] Mr. Hat
    there have never been students who
     commanded magical beasts like they do!
[15:05] Mr. Hat
    Behold their nobility! Their beauty!
[15:09] Narrator
    The Keroli and Camui pair: 14,200 points.
[15:12] Furfur
    Ooh!
[15:14] Raim
    There was someone who won before without
    really harming the magical beasts, too.
[15:18] Sullivan
    Ah, Balam-sensei.
[15:21] Narrator
    This is Balam Shichiro
    when he was a student.
[15:23] Narrator
    He won the Harvest Festival by
    acquiring 55,000 points on his own.
[15:27] Narrator
    He did not unnecessarily
    harm any plants or beasts.
[15:32] Sullivan
    He fully used his knowledge of magical
    plants and scored an insane amount of points.
[15:36] Sullivan
    That sure takes me back.
[15:39] Sullivan
    Though he also had quite
    the talented advisor.
[15:44] Raim
    Hmm, but you know...
[15:46] Sullivan
    Ooh! Is Iruma-kun next?
[15:50] Sullivan
    Devi...
[15:52] Raim
    If you're taming anyone...
[15:53] Raim
    It should be the opposite sex!
[15:55] Raim
    In terms of sexiness, my girls are on top.
[15:58] Narrator
    The Clara and Elizabetta pair: 9,400 points.
[16:03] Raim
    Nothing is harder than fighting
    back against your desires.
[16:07] Furfur
    Ah, the technique you used
    at the Harvest Festival before...
[16:11] Furfur
    It's pretty amazing.
[16:13] Sullivan
    Yes, indeed.
[16:15] Raim
    Well, there was one man I couldn't
    seduce, so I couldn't win...
[16:22] Vepar
    Um!
[16:23] Vepar
    There are other students trying their best
    to get to the top over here, too!
[16:27] Sullivan
    Oh, Iruma-kun!
[16:30] Sullivan
    Devi...
[16:32] Vepar
    They created a sturdy castle and are
    hunting magical beasts with incredible speed!
[16:37] Vepar
    These boys are using their bloodline
     abilities the most skillfully
[16:41] Vepar
    of everyone in this Harvest Festival!
[16:45] Mr. Hat
    It seems quite crowded, but having
    a base does give them an advantage.
[16:48] Vepar
    I know, right?
[16:50] Sullivan
    Oho...
[16:51] Furfur
    But still, making such a good showing
    regardless of fighting or defensive skills...
[16:55] Furfur
    That's the easiest and best.
[16:56] Sullivan
    Is this finally Iruma-kun?!
[16:59] Sullivan
    Devi...
[17:01] Furfur
    They sneak right in...
[17:04] Furfur
    Use their heads...
[17:07] Furfur
    Set their sights on their prey...
[17:11] Furfur
    And steal it all away.
[17:13] Furfur
    Of course, when you're that sneaky
    and cunning, you're gonna win.
[17:19] Sullivan And Raim
    So shameless!
[17:21] Mr. Hat
    I see...
[17:23] Mr. Hat
    Still, judging overall,
    the ones closest to winning are...
[17:28] Raim; Mr. Hat; Vepar
    My students, obviously.
[17:38] Raim; Mr. Hat; Vepar
    Hm?
[17:39] Narrator
    Right now...
SIGN    Rivals
[17:45] Narrator
    The mentors' sense of rivalry
    has become clear.
[17:49] Raim
    Wait, wait. Nothing beats sexiness!
[17:52] Vepar
    W-Well, my boys are amazing, too!
[17:55] Mr. Hat
    Beast tamers are the ones
    who should stand at the top!
[17:59] Raim
    But you can't score high
    if you can't attack beasts!
[18:02] Vepar
    B-Bloodline abilities are the best!
[18:06] Furfur
    Now, calm down.
[18:08] Furfur
    This is turning into a game of one-upsmanship.
[18:10] Vepar
    Deceivers should be quiet right now!
[18:12] Sullivan
    Hey, hello?
[18:16] Sullivan
    Ugh!
[18:17] Sullivan
    You just keep bragging about your students!
[18:20] Sullivan
    There's Iruma-kun's team, too!
[18:23] Vepar
    Iruma...
[18:24] Raim
    ...kun?
[18:27] Sullivan
    To me, he's the best grandson!
[18:30] Sullivan
    The best choice to win the whole festival!
[18:35] Sullivan
    And push the button.
[18:38] Sullivan
    Iruma-kun!
[18:40] Lead
    So... I really think there's something there,
[18:43] Lead
    even though she didn't
    actually say she likes me.
[18:46] Iruma
    Uh-huh.
[18:47] Raim
    They're talking about romance!
[18:48] Mr. Hat
    At a time like this...
[18:50] Sullivan
    How adorable!
[18:54] Furfur
    They've totally forgotten
    about the Harvest Festival!
[18:57] Furfur
    They're sitting at zero points
    after the first night.
[19:00] Furfur
    That team doesn't stand a chance.
[19:03] Iruma
    Um... Well, in that case...
[19:07] Iruma
    I-If a girl...
[19:10] Iruma
    um, tells you that she l-l-likes you....
[19:14] Iruma
    What does that...
[19:21] Lead
    ...love you...
[19:22] Lead
    Just as much as everyone else.
[19:25] Iruma
    Huh?
[19:26] Lead
    Don't get your hopes up! You'll die!
[19:28] Lead
    You'll die... You'll die... You'll die...!
[19:32] Raim
    How adorable!
[19:34] Raim
    I was like that once, too.
[19:36] Furfur
    Jeez, they're way too relaxed.
[19:38] Furfur
    No one's ever won when they
    had no points after the first day.
[19:42] Furfur
    At this rate, they'll probably
    have to forfeit. Forget winning.
[19:46] Opera
    That's not—
[19:49] Bachiko
    Huh?
[19:51] Bachiko
    Who do you think you are, jackass?!
[19:53] Bachiko
    Don't go underestimatin' my Iruma!
[19:58] Bachiko
    All right.
[20:00] Bachiko
    Bring me some liquor!
    We're about to have a meeting!
[20:03] Raim
    What? You can drink?
[20:05] Furfur
    Ooh, nice! I'm a fan of this turn of events.
[20:08] Furfur
    All right, let's drink! Drink all you want!
[20:14] Raim
    Let's try this again, shall we?
[20:16] All
    Cheers!
[20:19] Bachiko
    And do you know what Iruma said then?
[20:22] Sullivan
    What did he say? What did he say?
[20:24] Bachiko
    Whisper, whisper, whisper...
[20:26] Sullivan
    Wow! So adorable!
[20:30] Sullivan
    So adorable that my head's spinning!
[20:32] Sullivan
    My head's spinning...
[20:35] Furfur
    What was that?
[20:36] Bachiko
    I ain't telling you!
[20:38] Raim
    My girls are going to acquire
    everything with their beauty!
[20:42] Furfur
    Hopefully no one tricks them
    out of everything they have.
[20:45] Mr. Hat
    Your charms and cunning
    won't work on magical beasts.
[20:48] Bachiko
    Anyway, Iruma's gonna win!
[20:50] Robin
    I believe in you, Lead-kun!
[20:52] Sullivan
    So cute! So adorable! So cute!
[20:55] Suillvan
    So adorable!
[20:57] Narrator
    And so, the night continued...
[21:07] Narrator
    Everyone got through the first day...
[21:18] Narrator
    To prepare for the next day,
    they slowly went to sleep.
[21:31] Narrator
    However...
[21:34] Narrator
    There were some who didn't sleep at all!
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[23:33] Lead
    Su-ki-ma!
SIGN    Ma
[23:38] Eye Demon
    Nighttime.
[23:40] Lead
    I need to go to the bathroom,
    but I don't wanna go alone...
[23:45] Lead
    Oh, you're awake, Iruma-kun?
[23:47] Lead
    Let's go take a piss togeth—huh?!
[23:51] Iruma
    Oh, it's you, Lead-kun.
[23:54] Iruma
    Sorry!
[23:55] Iruma
    I heard a noise, so I used my
    intimidation pose out of habit!
[23:59] Lead
    I almost peed myself.
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[24:03] Sullivan
    Iruma-kun, hurry home!
[24:06] Sullivan
    Your grandpa is so lonely!
[24:07] Sullivan
    I know!
[24:09] Sullivan
    Why don't I disguise myself and
    sneak into the Harvest Festival?
[24:14] Sullivan
    Then I can help you, Iruma-kun.
[24:16] Sullivan
    Opera, why are you stopping me?
    I can't play favorites?
[24:20] Sullivan
    Next time on Welcome to
    Demon School! Iruma-kun,
[24:22] Sullivan
    "The Dorodoro Brothers' Provocation!"
[24:24] Sullivan
    Maybe I'll grow out my hair, too.
[24:26] Sullivan
    What? That's too hairy of a situation?