E8 - The Miracle of Some Fools

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SIGN    Letter of Recommendation
[00:01] (Flashback) Ameri
    You'd better see this through!
[00:04] (Flashback) Buer
    Use that passion to surpass all logic.
[00:07] (Flashback) Orias
    Honestly, you guys are pretty amazing.
[00:10] (Flashback) Orias
    I'm looking forward to
    seeing what else you can do.
SIGN    Classroom Transfer
    Permission Form
[00:13] (Flashback) Iruma
    We just need one more...
[00:15] (Flashback) Iruma
    from Kalego!
[00:19] Dali
    I heard that Iruma-kun and the others
[00:21] ---
    managed to get permission slips from all
    of the faculty apart from you, Kalego-sensei.
[00:25] Robin
    Hey, hey! Whatcha gonna do?
[00:27] ---
    If you go back on your word now...
[00:29] Robin
    They'll say, "This is why adults suck,"
    and the students will hate your guts!
[00:34] Robin
    So, whatcha gonna do? Well?
    Well? Well? Well? Well? We—
[00:42] Kalego
    I will simply approach
    this in a dignified manner.
[00:45] Dali
    So you're going to allow their
    transfer to the Royal One?
[00:48] Kalego
    No.
[00:49] Kalego
    I doubt that I will.
[00:56] Janitor
    It'll be exciting to see how the
    seedlings Iruma-kun planted turn out.
[01:01] Janitor
    Truly exciting.
[01:06] Nar
    Suzuki Iruma, age fourteen, is the only
    human living in the netherworld.
[01:12] Nar
    As he receives continuous praise while
    going to the demon school Babyls,
[01:17] Nar
    he discovers his ambition
    and goal as a student.
[01:21] Nar
    And that is...
[01:23] Nar
    to raise his rank.
[01:25] Nar
    What could be awaiting him in the future?
SIGN    The Miracle of Some Fools
[03:04] All
    "The Miracle of Some Fools."
[03:13] Male Student F
    Apparently they got a recommendation
    letter from the student council!
[03:14] Eiko
    Iru...
[03:15] Eiko
    ...ma...san...
[03:17] Male Student G
    Cerberously?
[03:18] Male Student E
    I didn't think it was possible,
    but that's devi awesome.
[03:18] Eiko
    I can't see!
[03:35] Iruma
    Here are the permission slips
    from all the teachers.
[03:37] ---
    We gathered them within three days.
[03:39] Iruma
    Go ahead and check.
[03:46] Kalego
    Yes, you do indeed have
    36 approved permission slips.
[03:51] Asmodeus
    But of course! Iruma-sama
    is never less than perfect!
[03:54] Clara
    Iruma-chi is the bee's knees!
[03:57] Iruma
    You're the only one left.
[03:59] Iruma
    There's no way you won't give your stamp,
     if you look at this in a dignified manner.
[04:04] Iruma
    Right?
[04:05] Kalego
    Yes. I will give my stamp
    if all of the others did.
[04:10] Lead
    Wait, seriously? We get to move to the Royal One?
[04:13] Picero
    Yay, nap room.
[04:16] Goemon
    Yay, indeed.
[04:18] Elizabetta
    Yay!
[04:19] Camui
    Let us make a toast to their brilliant smiles!
[04:21] Clara
    We did it, Iruma-chi!
[04:23] Asmodeus
    We truly did!
[04:25] Iruma
    In that case—
[04:26] Kalego
    No.
[04:27] Kalego
    I will only give my stamp once
     you've collected all of them.
[04:30] Kalego
    Therefore...
[04:32] Kalego
    I will not give my stamp.
[04:36] Kalego
    These are permission slips
    from the other 36 teachers.
[04:40] Kalego
    I'm very certain I said I need permission
    slips from every faculty member.
[04:44] Elizabetta
    Every...
[04:45] Keroli
    ...faculty member?
[04:47] Kalego
    When I say every faculty member,
    that goes beyond the teachers.
[04:52] Kalego
    For example, the cafeteria
    staff, student store staff,
[04:55] Kalego
    the janitorial staff, the librarian, etc.
[04:58] Kalego
    Everyone who works at Babyls
    is included in that number.
[05:05] Sabro
    What are you saying?!
[05:06] Lead
    But that's impossible!
[05:10] Asmodeus
    So you never intended to
    approve this transfer at all
[05:13] Asmoedus
    and gave us an impossible task!
[05:15] Clara
    Whut?!
[05:16] Clara
    Eggie-sensei's a meaniehead! Boo!
[05:20] Kalego
    You clearly misunderstood my instructions.
[05:21] Kids
    No way!
[05:22] Kids
    That's not fair!
[05:24] Iruma
    Lord Kalego, this is clearly—
[05:26] Kalego
    Silence.
[05:29] Kalego
    You're always like this.
[05:31] Kalego
    You never think things through thoroughly.
[05:34] Kalego
    You're trying to play with an inferno.
[05:39] Kalego
    If you intend to touch the
    flames that were left behind
[05:43] Kalego
    by the one who laid down the
    foundation of the netherworld
[05:46] Kalego
    and protected this school...
[05:49] Kalego
    As the gatekeeper of this school,
[05:53] Kalego
    it is my duty to bite off your heads.
[05:59] Kalego
    Those who lack critical
    thinking are nothing but fools,
[06:02] Kalego
    and they will be burned in the ring of fire.
[06:07] Kalego
    However,
[06:09] Kalego
    I commend all of you for getting
    all of these permission slips.
[06:13] Kalego
    I wouldn't mind letting you
    use any of the other classrooms,
[06:16] Kalego
    but I will not approve your
    transfer to the Royal One.
[06:21] Kalego
    This matter has now been officially settled,
[06:23] Kalego
    Iruma.
[06:28] Janitor
    Are you here, Iruma-kun?
[06:29] Iruma
    The janitor?
[06:32] Iruma
    What's the matter? Sorry,
    I can't help out right now...
[06:36] Janitor
    I heard you were collecting these,
    so I brought you this, uh, permission slip.
[06:41] Janitor
    Here you go.
[06:44] Iruma
    Thank you.
[06:45] Lead
    And that's another one...
    But that won't change the outcome.
[06:48] Jazz
    That is pretty great, though.
[06:50] Janitor
    What? That's not enough?
[06:52] Janitor
    Hey! Seems they really do need more!
[06:56] Cow/Janitor 2
    I figured.
[06:57] Come-Come
    Pardon.
[07:05] Lady
    Pardon us.
[07:06] Clara
    Ooh, what's going on?
SIGN    Classroom Transfer Permission Form
[07:12] Staff
    You needed this document?
[07:15] Chef
    I've never been in the faculty room before.
[07:17] Janitor 2
    This is the permission slip you needed, right?
[07:19] Janitor 2
    There should be one from all of us.
[07:22] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama, what's...
[07:24] Iruma
    Wait, how did all of you...
[07:26] Maintenance Guy
    Hm? Well, you're in a bind, right?
[07:29] Maintenance Guy
    You're always helping me fix up the school.
[07:34] Come-Come
    You've also filled in at the store.
[07:36] Chef
    The cafeteria staff just loves
    the way you eat all of our food.
[07:41] Janitor 2
    Teach me some more cleaning
    life hacks again sometime.
[07:44] Janitor Lady
    I'm going to win the next
    weed-pulling contest.
[07:47] Staff
    Thanks for helping me carry stuff.
[07:50] Staff 2
    Thanks for always helping us out.
[07:53] Hairball Staff
    Let us know if you ever need anything.
[07:59] Maintenance Guy
    We're all huge fans of yours, Iruma-kun.
[08:11] Iruma
    I see. So you're my fans.
[08:18] Iruma
    Thank you all.
[08:20] Maintenance Guy
    Sure thing!
[08:22] Iruma
    Now, then...
[08:28] Iruma
    Lord Kalego.
[08:29] Iruma
    Everything you said was correct.
[08:32] Iruma
    We are still inexperienced and naïve.
[08:35] Iruma
    Everyone laughs at us, mocks us...
[08:38] Iruma
    The members of the Misfit
    Class may be nothing but fools.
[08:43] Iruma
    But regarding this matter, just for today...
[08:50] Iruma
    Everyone at Babyls seems to agree.
[08:55] Iruma
    Fools are indeed naïve, but can
    move the hearts of the masses.
[09:00] Iruma
    Everyone wants to see the Misfit
    Class make it into the Royal One.
[09:05] Iruma
    Curiosity has won this round.
SIGN    Classroom Transfer Permission Form
[09:08] Iruma
    Now that we've collected all the forms,
[09:10] Iruma
    you'll give us your stamp, right?
SIGN    Classroom Transfer Permission Form
[09:36] Iruma
    Misfit Class!
[09:38] Iruma
    We're moving to the Royal One!
[09:46] Elizabetta
    We did it!
[09:48] Come-Come
    A joyous occasion.
[09:50] Dali
    Looks like they got you.
[09:52] Kalego
    Honestly...
[09:54] Kalego
    Things never go as I expect them to.
[10:01] Kalego
    Curse those Misfit Class troublemakers.
SIGN    Let's Be Misfits
SIGN    The King's Classroom
SIGN    The Royal One
[10:16] Nar
    The Royal One.
[10:18] Nar
    The day after Iruma and the Misfit
    Class obtained their classroom...
[10:25] Nar
    Many students gathered to witness the
    historical event of the Royal One opening.
[10:32] Jazz
    Dang, look at that crowd.
[10:34] Keroli
    They even have little stalls up.
[10:36] Lead
    Well, it's the day that the Royal One
    is going to be opened!
[10:38] Orias
    I don't think that's the only reason.
[10:41] Goemon
    It's Orias-sensei, the guy who lost to Lead.
[10:45] Orias
    You didn't need that last part.
[10:47] Orias
    They're all here to see the Royal One open,
    but they're also here to see all of you.
[10:51] Jazz
    Us?
[10:52] Keroli
    Huh? What?
[10:54] Orias
    Well, this is worthy of applause.
[10:56] Orias
    Just think about it.
[10:59] Orias
    Kalego-sensei gave you
    an impossible task, and yet...
[11:03] Orias
    All of you were victorious and managed
[11:06] ---
    to obtain something as
    legendary as the Royal One.
[11:12] Orias
    Which means you've gone from being the
    weird class to the weird but amazing class.
[11:17] Orias
    So you should be more exci— Huh?
[11:21] Orias
    Wait, what's wrong?
[11:23] Jazz
    I feel all antsy...
[11:24] Elizabetta
    I'm not used to anyone actually
    complimenting my ability.
[11:28] Goemon
    Indeed!
[11:29] Lead
    Wait, are we allowed to wave back?
[11:33] Orias
    You guys are actually embarrassed!
[11:34] Orias
    By the way, where's Iruma-kun?
    He's the mastermind of this whole operation.
[11:38] Lead
    Oh, he said he was hungry.
[11:42] Orias
    He's quite the strategist.
[11:44] ---
    Anyway, can we scout him
    for the Game Battler?
[11:46] Lead
    Nah, I don't think that's happening.
[11:49] Orias
    Huh?
[11:51] President
    Step right up!
[11:53] Members
    Right up!
[11:54] President
    Listen up! We're gonna draw attention
    by making an ogre-sized Royale
[11:57] President
    that even Iruma can't finish eating,
[11:59] President
    and then establish a stall in the
    Royal One during all the chaos!
[12:03] Member 1
    Yessir!
[12:04] Member 2
    H-Here he comes, sir!
[12:07] President
    Iruma.
[12:11] President
    It's all right! This is three
    times more than last time!
[12:14] President
    Just try to finish it!
[12:16] Iruma
    Thanks for the grub.
[12:17] All
    What?!
[12:19] Iruma
    It was great... It was great... It was great...
[12:22] Eyeball
    Squirmy squirm.
[12:24] All
    Squee!
[12:26] All
    H-He's so cool!
[12:30] Asmodeus
    I will at least acknowledge your
    courage in taking on Iruma-sama.
[12:33] Clara
    Iruma-chi's tummy is bottomless! Woo-hoo!
[12:36] Student 1
    So that's Iruma-kun during his evil cycle.
[12:38] Student 2
    He stands out so much.
[12:40] Student 3
    He's so devi cool.
[12:41] Eiko
    Photo op!
[12:43] Gaako
    You're going to fall, Eiko.
[12:45] Clara
    Everyone's staring real hard.
[12:48] Asmodeus
    But of course!
[12:49] ---
    Iruma-sama has won the
    King's Classroom, the Royal One!
[12:54] Iruma
    That wasn't me.
[13:00] Iruma
    We won that classroom.
[13:03] Buer
    You all pulled off something tremendous.
[13:06] Sabro
    Indeed! And it is thanks to your help!
[13:09] Camui
    A gentleman's path is never-ending.
[13:12] Morax
    And I am just beginning this journey.
[13:16] Schneider
    A virtuous man will never remain alone.
[13:19] Asmodeus
    Fools are indeed naïve, but can
    move the hearts of the masses.
[13:23] Asmodeus
    It is just as you said, Iruma-sama!
[13:29] Kalego
    Are you satisfied?
[13:32] Iruma
    Kalego-sensei.
[13:36] Kalego
    Your goal was to get the other students
    to notice you, was it not?
[13:40] Iruma
    It was.
[13:41] Iruma
    Did you finish your final
    confirmation with the chair-demon?
[13:44] Kalego
    I did.
SIGN    Classroom Transfer
     Permission Form
[13:45] (Flashback) Sullivan
    They all worked so hard,
    so why don't we just open it?
[13:50] Kalego
    We should use everything we
    have available, apparently.
[13:53] Iruma
    Way to go, Gramps.
[13:55] Jazz
    Hey, there you are.
[13:57] Lead
    Kalego-sensei, where's the key?
[13:59] Camui And Elizabetta
    Open it! Open it!
[14:00] Kalego
    Silence.
[14:01] Kalego
    The Royal One is not something that
    should be opened amidst all this ruck—
[14:04] Clara
    Hey, everyone! It's gonna open!
[14:07] Kalego
    Listen to me!
[14:08] Chime
    Ceremony time!
[14:19] Kalego
    Silence.
[14:32] Kalego
    This place
[14:34] Kalego
    was created for a single student
    who went to this school.
[14:40] Kalego
    This student's abilities were unparalleled.
    The netherworld has never seen another like him.
[14:46] Kalego
    And he would eventually become
[14:48] Kalego
    the missing Demon King, Derkila-sama.
[14:56] Kalego
    Ever since, these doors have been
    sealed tight for many years.
[15:00] Kalego
    But as of this moment...
[15:10] Kalego
    The area that has been closed off
    to everyone at this school,
[15:13] Kalego
    the Royal One, shall be opened!
[15:34] Kalego
    The Royal One has been opened!
[15:53] Kalego
    Beyond this point
[15:54] Kalego
    lies the pride of this school,
    the legacy of the king,
[15:57] Kalego
    and now, your classr—
[16:00] All
    It's a castle!
[16:10] Asmodeus
    This is just...
[16:11] Lead
    This is insane!
[16:13] ---
    It's way more posh than I ever expected!
[16:15] Elizabetta
    The ceiling's so high.
[16:17] Jazz
    So's the price on this baby.
[16:19] Clara
    So clean! So shiny!
[16:21] Clara
    Connor and Murf are also super excited!
[16:22] Goemon
    The second floor is all sparkly, too!
[16:24] Schneider
    Luxurious and gorgeous!
    Majestic and splendid!
[16:27] ---
    I...
[16:29] Lead
    Hey, Sabro's crying.
[16:31] Jazz
    Yeah, I'm sure he's happy.
    He just loves the Demon King.
[16:34] Clara
    There, there.
[16:34] Keroli
    There are so many rooms.
[16:37] Picero
    Where's the nap room?
[16:38] Clara
    There, there.
[16:44] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama?
[16:55] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama.
[16:57] Lead
    Hey, the blackboard!
[16:58] Elizabetta
    This must be the classroom.
[17:00] Jazz
    It's so pretty.
[17:02] Jazz
    I guess they weren't kidding when
    they said Derkila-sama cast a spell
[17:06] ---
    to automatically preserve this place.
[17:09] Asmodeus
    It's as though we're being enveloped
    by the Demon King's magic, Iruma-sama!
[17:22] Iruma
    When all's said and done,
    there's the real winner, right there.
[17:34] Clara
    That's a big chair!
[17:36] Asmodeus
    That's... the Demon King's...
[17:46] Asmodeus
    At that moment, no one could move a muscle.
[17:57] Asmodeus
    He looked so much like...
[18:14] Asmodeus
    Like...
[18:19] Asmodeus
    Like...
[18:33] Ali-San
    Morning, Li'l Iru!
[18:35] Ali-San
    Man, you finally turned back to normal!
[18:37] ---
    You had me worried for a sec!
[18:39] Ali-San
    That spell worked way
    better than I expected!
[18:42] Ali-San
    I'm impressed at my own powers,
    and maybe a little frightened of them.
[18:48] Ali-San
    You were so scawwy, I couldn't even come out!
[18:52] Ali-San
    What is it, the Royal One?
[18:53] ---
    That place is super posh
    and super comfy and—
[18:59] Iruma
    How could you do that to me?!
[19:01] Iruma
    I did such awful things to
    everyone because of you!
[19:06] Iruma
    I want to find a hole and bury
    myself in it! What should I do?!
[19:11] Sullivan
    He'll turn back into a good boy...
    He'll stay rebellious.
[19:14] Sullivan
    He'll turn back into a good boy...
    He'll stay rebellious.
[19:22] Sullivan
    That's ten in a row for staying rebellious!
[19:24] Opera
    Never give up, Sullivan-sama.
[19:27] Iruma
    G-Good morning.
[19:30] Iruma
    Grandpa, Opera-san.
[19:33] Iruma
    I'm so sorry for all the trouble,
    and for making you worry...
[19:36] Sullivan
    Iruma-kun!
[19:40] Sullivan
    Oh, thank goodness! Welcome back!
[19:45] Opera
    Indeed...
[19:45] Sullivan
    Iruma-kun!
[19:46] Sullivan
    All right, I'll get your carriage ready.
[19:50] Iruma
    D-Don't worry about that.
[19:52] Asmodeus
    I-Iruma-sama! You're back!
[19:56] Clara
    Iruma-chi! Iruma-chi!
    Iruma-chi! Iruma-chi...
[19:57] Iruma
    I'm so sorry.
[19:58] Asmodeus
    Ah, you were so proud
    during your evil cycle,
[20:01] ---
    but nothing beats your usual self!
[20:04] Clara
    Yay, the usual Iruma-chi! This is much better!
[20:07] Iruma
    I-I'm so sorry about before...
[20:10] Ameri
    D-D-D-Don't worry about it!
[20:12] Iruma
    But not only did I ask you
    for something unreasonable,
[20:15] Iruma
    I even did that.
[20:18] Ameri
    W-Well, that was just, um, y-you know,
    I didn't mind, I-I mean, um...
[20:24] Iruma
    I'm so sorry I spoke to you harshly
    when you're my senior!
[20:28] Ameri
    Huh?
[20:30] Ameri
    Th-That's what you meant?!
[20:33] Lead
    H-Hey...
[20:36] Jazz
    You really don't have to
    apologize that much.
[20:38] Iruma
    But I caused all of you so
    much trouble! I'm so sorry!
[20:43] Lead
    Come on, we're not mad.
[20:45] Jazz
    It was honestly pretty fun.
[20:48] Elizabetta
    And we got this wonderful classroom.
[20:51] Sabro
    Indeed!
[20:53] Lead
    So it's all good.
[20:54] Jazz
    Yeah!
[20:56] Jazz
    Don't even worry about it.
[20:58] Iruma
    Okay...
[20:59] Nar
    And so the chaos came to an end.
[21:03] Iruma
    I feel like I'm closer to
    everyone in the class now.
[21:07] Lead
    Way to go, King!
[21:09] Goemon
    Mr. Royal One!
[21:10] Schneider
    Our hero!
[21:12] Sabro
    I get to sit there tomorrow!
[21:14] Jazz
    All right, try smiling as smugly
    as you did yesterday.
[21:17] Iruma
    I-I'm so embarrassed...
[21:20] Nar
    After that, Iruma was constantly
    teased by his classmates.
[21:20] Clara
    Iruma-chi, pose! Pose!
[21:20] Asmodeus
    Yes, Iruma-sama!
[21:24] Kalego
    Silence, you fools.
[21:29] Kalego
    Wh-Wh-Wha...
[21:29] Lead
    Come on, Sensei! Get in the picture with us!
[21:31] ---
    Stop! Unhand me at once!
[21:33] Clara
    Okay, everyone! Pose!
[21:37] Nar
    Suzuki Iruma, age fourteen,
[21:39] Nar
    after his change in personality,
[21:43] Nar
    obtained the Royal One.
[21:50] Janitor
    The seedling that Iruma-kun planted
[21:53] Janitor
    bloomed into a beautiful flower.
[23:29] Kalego
    Su-ki-ma!
SIGN    Su
SIGN    Ki
SIGN    Ma
[23:31] Sullivan
    Yay! Iruma-kun's a good boy again!
[23:35] Nar
    Iruma turned back to normal,
    and Sullivan and Opera were ecstatic.
[23:39] Sullivan
    May I take a picture to
    commemorate this moment?
[23:42] Iruma
    Sure!
[23:45] Iruma
    What a great picture!
[23:46] Sullivan
    Yes!
[23:46] Opera
    Indeed.
[23:48] Sullivan
    That other one was really good, too.
[23:51] Opera
    Yes.
[23:51] Iruma
    Really?
[23:53] Nar
    In the end, Sullivan and Opera
    loved both Irumas.
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[24:01] Eiko
    Iruma-san, you really are amazing!
[24:03] Eiko
    You opened up the Royal One!
[24:05] Eiko
    I'm just so moved!
[24:07] Eiko
    I'm so moved, I'm going to take a picture!
[24:09] Eiko
    My evil-lens camera's going
    to get all the sweet shots!
[24:11] Eiko
    President Ameri is stepping
    closer to Iruma-san!
[24:13] Eiko
    My dream collab! Rapid-fire shots!
[24:16] Eiko
    Next time on Welcome to
    Demon School! Iruma-kun,
[24:18] Eiko
    "Studying in the Netherworld."
[24:19] Eiko
    I need to study, too!
[24:21] Eiko
    I want to know even more about
    Iruma-san and President Ameri!