E6 - Ameri's Theory

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SIGN    Student Council Office
SIGN    School Paper
[00:09] Ameri
    The honor student, Iruma...
[00:16] Sullivan
    Heigh-ho!
[00:20] Sullivan
    It's finally been delivered...
[00:23] ---
    This custom carriage to take my
    precious grandson to and from school.
[00:27] Sullivan
    Go!
[00:29] Boy A
    Did you see that thing yesterday?
[00:30] Girl A
    I totally did!
[00:33] Sullivan
    Go, go, go!
[00:35] Boy A
    What the heck is that?
[00:37] Girl A
    The chair-demon?
[00:38] Sullivan
    Iruma-kun is on his way to school!
[00:46] Iruma
    I'm already standing out
    on my way to school...
[00:49] Sullivan
    Iruma-kun, how does the ride feel so far?
[00:52] Iruma
    Oh, i-it's great! It's fantastic!
[00:55] Iruma
    This...
[00:59] Iruma
    Right now, it's got plenty
    of Grandpa's magic in it,
[01:01] ---
    so it'll be okay, right?
[01:05] Iruma
    Please don't let it get hungry
    and go crazy again.
[01:11] ---
    Humans only exist to be our food
[01:16] Boy B
    I wonder if humans taste good.
[01:18] ---
    Suck them dry, soul, blood, flesh, and all
[01:19] Boy C
    What? You still believe in humans?
[01:22] Boy B
    What? They totally exist!
[01:26] Iruma
    I'm going to live out of sight.
[01:27] ---
    I can't stand out, no matter what!
[01:43] Opera
    Iruma-sama...
[01:46] Opera
    has arrived!
[01:48] Iruma
    I'm standing out like no one else!
[01:52] Nar
    Suzuki Iruma, age fourteen.
[01:54] Nar
    One day, he became the grandson
    of a demon called Sullivan.
SIGN    Sold
[01:59] Nar
    Sullivan loves to spoil Iruma to bits
    and is even sending him to school.
[02:05] Nar
    But there is just one problem...
[02:07] Nar
    The school Iruma is attending
    is the demon school Babyls.
[02:13] Iruma
    I need to make sure they
    don't find out I'm human...
[02:16] Iruma
    Or I might get eaten!
SIGN    Ameri's Theory
[03:49] All
    "Ameri's Theory."
[03:55] Opera
    Right this way.
[03:57] Iruma
    Give me a break!
[03:59] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama!
[04:01] Asmodeus
    Good morning!
[04:04] Iruma
    Good morning, Azz-kun.
[04:06] Iruma
    Sorry I couldn't come with you today.
[04:08] Asmodeus
    Well done, Iruma-sama!
    What a splendid way to come to school!
[04:12] Asmodeus
    I was so impres—
[04:13] Clara
    Kaboom!
[04:16] Clara
    Morning, Iruma-chi.
[04:18] Asmodeus
    What are you doing, you fool?!
[04:21] Clara
    Kaboom!
[04:22] Asmodeus
    Seriously, what is your problem?!
[04:23] Iruma
    A-Azz-kun, Clara,
[04:25] ---
    Kaboom.
[04:25] ---
    we should get to class...
[04:26] Asmodeus
    Not "kaboom"! I'm asking
    what your problem is!
[04:27] Opera
    Could I have the carpet back?
[04:28] Clara
    Kaboom! Kaboom!
[04:29] Asmo
    Give back the carpet!
[04:30] Asmodeus
    That's enough!
[04:32] Asmodeus
    Stop with the kabooms!
[04:32] Opera
    The carpet...
[04:32] Sullivan
    Iruma-kun, here's your bag.
[04:35] Iruma
    Thank you.
[04:37] Boy A
    Dude, he's making the
    chair-demon hold his bag.
[04:39] Boy D
    Iruma really is amazing!
[04:43] Sullivan
    Also...
[04:45] Sullivan
    I bought a phone just so
    you'll be able to call me!
SIGN    Hellphone
[04:47] Sullivan
    I'm finally converting to a hellphone.
[04:51] Sullivan
    I still have no idea how to use it,
[04:54] ---
    but you can call me
    at any time, Iruma-kun.
[04:58] Sullivan
    Oh?
[04:59] Sullivan
    Iruma-kun?
[05:00] Sullivan
    Iruma-kun?
[05:02] Iruma
    I don't want to stand out any more!
[05:06] Kalego
    Silence.
[05:07] ---
    I will now call the roll.
[05:09] Kalego
    Reply as soon as your name is called.
[05:13] Kalego
    Sabnock Sabro.
[05:15] Sabnock
    Indeed!
[05:16] Kalego
    Shax Lead.
[05:17] Shax
    Here!
[05:19] Iruma
    I'm trying so hard not to stand out, so why...
[05:23] Kalego
    Iruma. Iruma!
[05:25] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama.
[05:26] Iruma
    Y-Yes, sir!
[05:27] Kalego
    Starting today, you will begin
    classes with other teachers.
[05:31] Kalego
    Refrain from extremely insolent behavior,
    such as not answering when called upon,
[05:36] Kalego
    or foolish actions, such as
    challenging your teachers to a fight.
[05:41] Sabnock
    Indeed!
[05:43] Kalego
    That is all.
[05:45] Kalego
    Get ready and head toward
    the class tower immediately.
[05:49] Iruma
    I'm saved...
[05:51] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama?
[05:53] ---
    Whoa!
[05:54] Iruma
    Wh-Wha... What's wrong?
[05:56] Asmodeus
    Er, well...
[05:57] ---
    You seem a bit down this morning,
    so I was trying to cheer you up.
[06:02] Clara
    Rawr!
[06:03] Clara
    Iruma-chi, want a piggyback ride?
[06:06] Clara
    Like this!
[06:06] Asmodeus
    Why are you on my back?!
[06:08] Clara
    Successfully attached!
[06:09] Asmodeus
    Again, why are you on my back?!
[06:10] Clara
    Because you're shorter than Sabro!
[06:12] Asmodeus
    Get off of me! We're supposed
    to be cheering up Iruma-sama!
[06:14] Clara
    Hold me, hold me!
[06:15] Asmodeus
    You fool!
[06:15] Iruma
    Let's head to class.
[06:38] Suzie
    Yis.
[06:40] Suzie
    Students of the Misfit Class,
    it is a pleasure to meet all of you.
[06:44] Suzie
    Welcome to the botany tower.
[06:47] Suzie
    Here, you will be learning about diabotany.
[06:52] Suzie
    I am Stolas Suzie, and I will
    be teaching you diabotany.
SIGN    Stolas Suzie
[06:56] Suzie
    Yis.
[06:57] Suzie
    Today, let us use magic to try to
    make some flowers bloom, shall we?
[07:02] Suzie
    Yis!
[07:03] Suzie
    Hold your hand over this special sapling, and...
[07:07] Suzie
    Quan Quan.
[07:22] Suzie
    Yis.
[07:23] Suzie
    And just like that,
    the flower has bloomed.
[07:26] Suzie
    You can use this flower to
    give shape to your magic.
[07:31] Suzie
    All right, let us begin, everyone.
[07:34] Suzie
    Yis.
[07:36] Camui
    Quan Quan.
[07:38] Picero
    Quan Qua...
[07:43] Camui
    Nothing seems to be happening.
[07:44] Suzie
    One tip is to envision what the flower
    should look like in your mind.
[07:49] Suzie
    Do your best, yis.
[07:51] Iruma
    I don't have any magic,
[07:53] ---
    so I can't produce a flower...
[07:55] Iruma
    But I need to take this lesson
    seriously so I don't stand out.
[08:01] Upperclassman A
    Huh...
[08:02] ---
    So that's the honor student?
[08:04] Upperclassman B
    Looks like the head of the class is there, too.
[08:09] Asmodeus
    They're our upperclassmen.
[08:12] Asmodeus
    I'm sure they came to check on us because
    the first-years' ranks have been announced.
[08:16] Iruma
    Huh...
[08:17] Lead
    Geh, look.
[08:19] Lead
    It's the student council.
[08:23] Jazz
    They rarely ever come to
    their underclassmen's tower.
[08:27] Goemon
    What are they doing here?
[08:29] Sabnock
    A foolish question!
[08:31] Sabnock
    I am Bet-ranked and the future Demon King.
[08:33] Sabnock
    Of course they came to
    observe me, Sabnock Sabro!
[08:38] Sabnock
    Then I shall show you...
[08:40] ---
    my true powers!
[08:41] Sabnock
    Quan Quan!
[08:46] Sabnock
    Behold! This is my flower!
[08:49] Iruma
    What the heck is that flower?!
[08:50] Iruma
    It's destroying its own flower pot.
[08:52] Sabnock
    I shall call it Destructive God.
[08:54] Jazz
    I don't think it should be
    destroying its flower pot.
[08:56] Suzie
    I give it a B+, yis.
[08:59] Sabnock
    Why?!
[09:00] Asmodeus
    Hmph. How crude.
[09:03] Asmodeus
    This is true elegance.
[09:07] Iruma
    A burning flower!
[09:08] Suzie
    How pretty! That gets an A+.
[09:11] Asmodeus
    Magic requires one to hone
    one's artistic skills...
[09:18] Sabnock
    One must never forget
    to water one's flowers.
[09:20] Asmodeus
    How dare you put out the flames
    that are the proof of my bloodline?!
[09:23] Asmodeus
    Unforgivable!
[09:27] Sabnock
    Ah, thou art short-tempered.
[09:29] Sabnock
    Very well!
[09:30] ---
    Let me cool off thy head, as well!
[09:32] Jazz
    Hey, a fight!
[09:34] Camui
    This should be interesting.
[09:34] Lead
    You got this!
[09:35] Iruma
    I guess everyone's magic is unique.
[09:37] Suzie
    Precisely.
[09:43] Suzie
    Yis.
[09:44] ---
    Could you hold off on fighting
    until after class?
[09:47] Suzie
    Yis.
[09:48] Suzie
    Now, let us take a look at the
    other flowers, shall we?
[09:56] Jazz
    You think I can sell this?
[10:00] Lead
    Fun, right?
[10:03] Jazz
    I can't see it...
[10:04] Camui
    There is nothing you cannot
    see with the eyes in your heart!
[10:10] Schneider
    Barren flowers bear no fruit.
[10:13] Goemon
    Come any closer and I shall cut you down.
[10:17] Elizabetta
    It bloomed beautifully.
[10:20] Elizabetta
    Oh, how cute!
[10:22] Keroli
    O-Oh, no...
[10:24] ---
    Not at all...
[10:30] Iruma
    It's so cool that everyone's
     flowers are so different.
[10:32] Iruma
    Clara, how did yours...
[10:34] Iruma
    go?
[10:42] Iruma
    D-Did something just...
[10:44] Clara
    Nothing! There is nothing!
[10:46] Jazz
    Hey, something weird just
    showed up over here!
[10:48] Clara
    Wait, it really did disappear!
[10:53] Jazz
    What is this?!
[10:54] Lead
    Oh, man...
[10:54] Goemon
    It's filled with mysteries.
[10:55] Asmodeus
    How in the world does that even happen?
[10:55] Suzie
    I wonder why it's crying.
[10:57] Clara
    I went "kaboom," and then
    it went "eek," and then "kablooey."
[11:01] Asmodeus
    I don't understand a word you said.
[11:02] Asmodeus
    Also, why are you embarrassed?!
[11:04] Sabnock
    Are you sure it wasn't "thud"?
[11:05] Clara
    Kablooey!
[11:06] Asmodeus
    Explain it without using sound effects!
[11:07] Clara
    Kablooey bloo!
[11:08] Asmodeus
    Do you two even understand
    what sound effects are?!
[11:10] Iruma
    Magic, huh?
[11:12] Iruma
    Sorry I can't make you any bigger.
[11:15] Iruma
    If I actually had magic, I'd love
    to see a warm-colored flower...
[11:25] Iruma
    Warm and fluffy...
[11:28] Iruma
    Quan Quan.
[11:31] Iruma
    Just kidding!
[11:35] Iruma
    Huh?
[11:42] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama!
[11:48] Sullivan
    Yoohoo! It's your grandpa!
    Yay! Our first phone call!
[11:52] Sullivan
    I forgot to mention one thing...
[11:55] Sullivan
    Remember how I stored
    some of my magic in that ring?
[12:01] Sullivan
    That means... you can use magic.
[12:12] Sullivan
    Oh, but make sure you don't use it.
[12:14] Sullivan
    I haven't adjusted the output.
[12:16] ---
    If you use it, it could lead to trouble.
[12:23] Sullivan
    Uh-oh...
[12:24] ---
    Looks like the call dropped.
[12:26] Opera
    Sir, what a magnificent view.
[12:32] Sullivan
    My, how splendid.
[12:36] Nar
    That day, in one part of
    the demon school Babyls...
[12:43] Nar
    Cherry blossoms bloomed.
[12:48] Iruma
    You should've told me earlier...
[12:50] Asmodeus
    Excellent work, Iruma-sama.
[12:51] Clara
    Iruma-chi's flowers are so pretty!
[12:55] Quiche
    President!
[12:57] Quiche
    The first-year honor student created
    some big, pink, fluffy thing!
[13:01] Ameri
    Those are flowers that only
    exist in the human world.
[13:06] Quiche
    Human?
SIGN    Iruma = human?
[13:08] Ameri
    Honor Student Iruma...
[13:11] Ameri
    I must speak with him.
[13:15] Amei
    We have much to discuss.
SIGN    I shall protect Babyls!
[13:27] Nar
    The demon school Babyls
    has six grades in total.
[13:30] Nar
    Currently, there are 666 students enrolled.
[13:35] Punk A
    How'd you like my swing?!
[13:38] Nar
    In this school where so many demons mingle,
[13:41] Nar
    there is a group that supervises
    and maintains the peace.
[13:46] Nar
    Virtuous, yet cold-blooded, elite demons...
[14:01] Punk C
    S-Spare me!
[14:12] Nar
    They are...
[14:15] Nar
    the student council!
[14:16] Ameri
    Demons shouldn't do such foolish misdeeds.
[14:19] Ameri
    If you do...
[14:28] Ameri
    At least break a wall down.
[14:40] Random A
    She's so cool! No wonder she's
    the student council president!
[14:47] Random B
    She is the epitome of a demon.
[14:51] Johnny
    President, the honor student
    Iruma wasn't in his classroom.
[14:56] Quiche
    Also, we investigated the tree but
    couldn't find anything suspicious.
[15:02] Quiche
    Its unique color has made it quite popular,
[15:05] ---
    bringing in many admirers.
[15:08] Johnny
    Don't they have anything better to do?
[15:09] Quiche
    By the way, President,
[15:11] ---
    didn't you mention something
    about that tree and humans?
[15:15] Quiche
    You don't actually believe in
    humans, do you, President?
[15:18] Johnny
    Hey, don't be a fool.
[15:20] ---
    Of course she doesn't.
[15:22] Quiche
    Of course.
[15:24] ---
    Humans are nothing but a superstition.
[15:27] Ameri
    They exist...
[15:29] Ameri
    Humans definitely exist!
[15:33] Ameri
    Only a few high-ranked demons
    know of their existence,
[15:36] Ameri
    but ever since time immemorial,
[15:38] ---
    humans and demons have forged
    contracts involving desires.
[15:43] Ameri
    I currently have a theory I am working on.
SIGN    Iruma = human?
[15:47] Ameri
    The honor student Iruma...
[15:50] Ameri
    The theory is that Iruma is a human.
SIGN    Student Council Office
[15:56] Ameri
    I'm leaving the rest to you.
[15:57] Johnny/Quiche
    Yes, boss!
[16:04] Ameri
    Yes, I know...
[16:09] Ameri
    Humans do exist. This is fact.
[16:19] Ameri
    I have reliable evidence that
    proves the existence of humans.
[16:33] Ameri
    These are
[16:36] ---
    secret relics that have been passed down
    within my family for generations.
[16:41] Ameri
    These forbidden texts have recorded
    the goings-on in the human world.
[16:53] Ameri
    All right.
[16:55] Rin
    Oh, no! I'm going to be late!
[16:59] Rin
    I'm Hoshino Rin (16).
[17:02] ---
    I'm currently running late to school!
[17:05] Rin
    I can't believe I'm late the first
    day of the new semester!
[17:09] Rin
    Waaah!
[17:11] Sho
    Pass...
[17:11] Rin
    Eek!
SIGN    Crash
[17:11] Sho
    Whoa!
[17:13] Rin
    Ow...
[17:14] Sho
    S-Sorry!
[17:16] Sho
    Are you all right?
[17:18] Sho
    Are you hurt?
[17:20] Rin
    Huh?
[17:21] Rin
    Badump...
[17:32] Ameri
    I can't read these letters,
[17:34] ---
    so I have no idea what it says...
[17:36] Ameri
    But I'm so curious!
SIGN    First Love Memories
[17:41] Ameri
    I... I let myself be enchanted...
[17:44] Ameri
    This forbidden text
    possesses terrifying powers!
[17:49] Ameri
    It appears as though this
    girl is in love with this boy...
[17:53] Ameri
    But he made her fall in love with
    him just by bumping into her?!
[17:56] Ameri
    I-Is this how powerful human charms are?
[18:00] ---
    Is it?
[18:02] Ameri
    No, no, no, no, no!
[18:05] Ameri
    But...
[18:11] Suzie
    Thank you very much for helping, Iruma-kun.
[18:15] Iruma
    Well, this was my fault to begin with.
[18:18] ---
    I'm really sorry about all this.
[18:20] Suzie
    No, no.
[18:21] ---
    The tower now lives up to its name.
[18:27] Suzie
    Yis.
[18:28] ---
    Your beautiful flower.
[18:40] Iruma
    I'll go help them out.
[18:44] Suzie
    Yis.
[18:47] Ameri
    Oh, no! Look at the time!
[18:48] Ameri
    I'll just take this volume with me.
[18:50] Ameri
    I must wake up early tomorrow
    to protect Babyls once again!
[19:02] Iruma
    Um...
[19:04] Iruma
    I'll help you clean.
[19:08] Janitor A
    Are you sure?
[19:09] Janitor B
    Well, then, we'll take you up on that.
[19:14] Janitor A
    Could you take these to the dumpster?
[19:17] Janitor B
    We still have a lot of
    cleaning to do over there.
[19:21] Janitor A
    We're counting on you, Iruma-kun.
[19:28] Iruma
    Okay!
[19:29] Nar
    Iruma cannot refuse a request from anyone.
[19:33] Janitor B
    Thanks, Iruma-kun.
[19:34] Janitor A
    Thanks! You're a lifesaver!
[19:37] Iruma
    I wonder if I'll even be able to finish today.
[19:44] Iruma
    Azz-kun.
[19:45] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama!
[19:48] Asmodeus
    I know you ordered me to go home,
[19:50] ---
    so I do apologize.
[19:51] Asmodeus
    But as your friend, I must
    stay by your side at all ti—
[19:55] Clara
    Iruma-chi!
[19:57] Clara
    Lookie, lookie!
[19:59] ---
    I collected some garbage!
[20:02] Iruma
    Clara!
[20:03] Asmodeus
    Look out, Iruma-sama!
[20:07] Asmodeus
    Honestly...
[20:08] Asmodeus
    Why are you giving Iruma-sama
    even more work to do?!
[20:11] Asmodeus
    You can go on home!
[20:12] Clara
    Boo...
[20:13] Asmodeus
    Don't "boo" me!
[20:15] Iruma
    Um... You can head home, too, Azz-kun.
[20:18] Asmodeus
    D-Did I do something to
    offend you, Iruma-sama?
[20:22] Iruma
    No, but it's getting late,
[20:24] ---
    and I just have to put away the cleaning tools.
[20:27] Asmodeus
    Well, if you say so, Iruma-sama...
[20:30] Clara
    See ya, Iruma-chi!
[20:33] Asmodeus
    What do you think you're doing?!
[20:34] Clara
    Kaboom.
[20:35] Asmodeus
    No, not "kaboom"!
[20:38] Iruma
    There.
[20:41] Iruma
    I should hurry home, too.
[20:46] Ameri
    I carelessly took it with me...
[20:48] Ameri
    But this is strictly for research.
[20:51] Ameri
    It's not like I want to just read it at home.
[20:55] Ameri
    Absolutely not.
[20:58] Ameri
    Eek!
SIGN    Crash
[20:58] Iruma
    Whoa!
[21:04] Iruma
    S-Sorry!
[21:08] Sho
    Are you all right?
[21:10] Iruma
    Are you all right?
[21:17] Iruma
    Are you hurt?
[21:22] Iruma
    Um...
[21:26] Ameri
    Tell me your name!
[21:28] Iruma
    I-It's Iruma...
[21:31] Ameri
    Iruma!
[21:32] Ameri
    So he's...
[21:34] Ameri
    the one who summoned a demon when
    he was supposed to summon a familiar...
[21:37] Ameri
    Who got an immeasurable rank...
[21:41] Ameri
    Who made a tree that doesn't exist
    in the netherworld appear...
[21:43] Ameri
    And now...
[21:46] Ameri
    He's bumped into me and is
    trying to make me fall for him!
[21:50] Ameri
    There's no doubt about it! He's...
[21:52] Iruma
    Ow!
[21:54] Ameri
    He's...
[21:56] Ameri
    absolutely...
[21:58] Ameri
    human!
[23:33] Clara
    Su-ki-ma!
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[23:36] Gaako
    How pretty.
[23:38] Eiko
    It sure is.
[23:41] Eiko
    Iruma-san, hopefully one day we can...
[23:45] Iruma
    I choose you over flowers,
    Eiko-chan. Just kidding.
[23:48] Eiko
    Oh, Iruma-san.
[23:50] Eiko
    Just kidding.
[23:52] Iruma
    I'll take your trash for you.
[23:54] Eiko
    Thanks.
[23:54] Gaako
    Let's take some pictures.
[23:56] Eiko
    Yeah!
[23:56] Nar
    Pay more attention to your
    surroundings, Eiko-chan!
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[24:01] Ameri
    A forbidden text brought
    in from the human world...
[24:04] Ameri
    For some reason, just looking at
    these pictures makes my heart flutter.
[24:07] Ameri
    It is truly the devil's book!
[24:08] ---
    Though it's technically
    from the human world...
[24:10] Ameri
    Next time on Welcome to
    Demon School! Iruma-kun,
[24:12] Ameri
    "First Love Memories."
[24:14] Ameri
    What? The honor student
    can read the forbidden text?
[24:17] Ameri
    That must mean he's...
[24:19] Ameri
    Iruma! You're coming with me!
[24:21] Ameri
    You do not have the right to refuse!
[24:23] Ameri
    By any means!
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