E11 - Toto the Genie

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[00:07] Narrator
    The students of the Misfit Class
    were given a task.
[00:11] Narrator
    If they do not all advance to the
    Dalet rank before their second year,
[00:16] Narrator
    they will be kicked out of the Royal One,
    which they worked so hard to acquire.
[00:22] Narrator
    Iruma and his friends must attempt
    the rank-advancement exams.
[00:26] Narrator
    First up... The Harvest Festival!
SIGN    Toto the Genie
[02:03] Iruma & Naphula
    "Toto the Genie."
[02:20] Narrator
    At last, we have our first fallen
    students from the Misfit Class.
[02:25] Narrator
    Whatever could have happened?
[02:27] Ameri
    Hey! What are you two doing here?!
[02:31] Jazz
    Oh, hey, Prez. We're having dinner.
[02:33] Schneider
    We're having demon noodles.
[02:36] Jazz
    Now that we've had to forfeit,
    all we can do is eat or place bets.
SIGN    Reception
[02:40] Ameri
    You forfeited? When did that happen?
[02:43] Jazz
    You're willing to hear us out?
[02:46] Johnny
    What the...
[02:47] Sunny
    What happened?
[02:51] Jazz
    Even just thinking back on it is horrifying.
[02:53] Jazz
    It was... hell...
[03:01] (Flashback) Jazz
    Our faces have been seen now in block 3,
    so let's switch over to another one.
[03:05] (Flashback) Schneider
    Indeed.
[03:16] (Flashback) Jazz
    Currently, the two of us have 12,800 points.
[03:19] (Flashback) Jazz
    So that's 6,400 points each.
[03:22] (Flashback) Jazz
    We've still got a long way to go.
[03:25] (Flashback) Schneider
    Our only goal is to win.
[03:29] (Flashback) Jazz
    Well, we need to get more points
    for that to happen.
[03:33] (Flashback) Jazz
    He's... Sergeant Furfur
    is going to make fun of us!
SIGN    Regrettable
     Death
[03:37] (Flashback) Schneider
    A most regrettable death.
[03:40] (Flashback) Jazz
    He's just like my big bro!
[03:42] (Flashback) Jazz
    Those types just never quit, either!
[03:44] (Flashback) Schneider
    Is this filth you're related to... that awful?
[03:48] (Flashback) Jazz
    He's the epitome of selfishness!
[03:50] (Flashback) Jazz
    He's walking evil!
[03:52] (Flashback) Jazz
    In the end, he will inconvenience you
    in every possible way... and you'll die!
[03:55] (Flashback) Schneider
    Ah... How terrifying.
[03:58] (Flashback) Jazz
    Well, for me, he's the last demon I wanna se—
[04:02] (Flashback) Schneider
    What happened?
[04:03] (Flashback) Jazz
    Whoa, I just got dizzy.
[04:05] (Flashback) Jazz
    Maybe because I slept for the first time in—
[04:07] (Flashback) Jazz
    Wha—
[04:10] (Flashback) Jazz
    Huh?
[04:13] (Flashback) Rock'S Illusion A
    Heya, brat.
[04:15] (Flashback) Jazz
    Huh?!
[04:16] (Flashback) Jazz
    Wh-Wh-What the hell are you doing here?!
[04:19] (Flashback) Jazz
    What are you doing?!
[04:20] (Flashback) Rock'S Illusion B
    Jeez, pipe down, will ya?
[04:24] (Flashback) Rock'S Illusion C
    Hey, it's the brat.
[04:27] (Flashback) Rock'S Illusion D
    Hey, wittle brat.
[04:29] (Flashback) Rock'S Illusion E
    Hey, brat.
[04:31] (Flashback) Rock'S Illusion F
    It's your big bro.
[04:32] (Flashback) Rock'S Illusion G
    Bring me some booze. Hurry it up!
[04:34] (Flashback) Rocks' Illusion H
    Hey!
[04:37] (Flashback) Schneider
    H-Hey...
[04:39] (Flashback) Jazz
    Wha... huh?! What?! Is this hell?!
[04:43] (Flashback) Jazz
    C-Calm down!
[04:45] (Flashback) Jazz
    This isn't possible! It's gotta be
    some weird effect from a plant!
[04:48] (Flashback) Rock'S Illusion I
    Hey, brat.
[04:49] (Flashback) Rock'S Illusion I
    I see you're as dumb as ever.
[04:52] (Flashback) Jazz
    This can't be happening...
[04:53] (Flashback) Rock'S Illusion J
    Hey, bring me booze!
[04:54] (Flashback) Rock'S Illusion L
    Still stupid?
[04:56] (Flashback) Jazz
    R-Remain calm...
[04:58] (Flashback) Rock'S Illusion M
    You need to study more.
[05:00] (Flashback) Jazz
    Stay calm...
[05:02] (Flashback) Rock'S Illusion N
    I pawned off your watch,
    but it was super cheap.
[05:06] (Flashback) Rock'S Illusion N
    It was trash.
[05:07] (Flashback) Rock'S Illusion P
    You've still got a long way to go, brat.
[05:08] (Flashback) Jazz
    Stay... calm...
[05:11] (Flashback) Rock'S Illusion Q
    Well, what can you do?
[05:13] (Flashback) Rock'S Illusion Q
    After all, you're just...
[05:16] (Flashback) Rock'S Illusion Q
    a watered-down version of me.
[05:19] (Flashback) Jazz
    Who are you calling...
[05:20] (Flashback) Jazz
    watered down?! You piece-of-shit brother!
[05:25] (Flashback) Jazz
    Huh?
[05:34] (Flashback) Orobas
    I believe that direct attacks
    against other students
[05:38] (Flashback) Orobas
    are a violation, Andro M. Jazz.
[05:41] (Flashback) Jazz
    Wha— Shit!
[05:44] (Flashback) Jazz
    It wasn't some illusion from a plant.
[05:46] (Flashback) Jazz
    It was... this guy's magic!
[05:49] Narrator
    The Orobas family.
[05:50] Narrator
    Bloodline ability: Trauma.
SIGN    Magical Lamp (Trauma)
[05:53] Narrator
    An illusionary ability that makes the target
[05:55] Narrator
    see a traumatic hallucination
    they'd never want to see.
[05:58] (Flashback) Jazz
    Shit!
[05:59] (Flashback) Judge Demon
    Devi!
[06:02] (Flashback) Judge Demon
    Andro M. Jazz!
[06:03] (Flashback) Judge Demon
    Violation confirmed! Violation confirmed!
[06:06] (Flashback) Judge Demon
    You are to forfeit this instant!
[06:08] (Flashback) Judge Demon
    You will be taken to the retirees' tent!
[06:11] Judge Demon
    Taking him away! Taking
    him away! Taking him away!
[06:11] (Flashback) Jazz
    Huh? Wai—
[06:13] (Flashback) Schneider
    W-Wait!
[06:14] (Flashback) Jazz
    No!
[06:19] Jazz
    I totally let my guard down.
[06:22] Jazz
    But, I mean... of course
    I was going to kick him.
[06:25] Schneider
    I didn't see it.
[06:26] Sunny
    Yikes...
[06:28] Sunny
    That guy sounds like trouble.
[06:30] Jazz
    Damn it!
[06:32] Johnny
    So he was a victim of student hunting.
[06:34] Johnny
    Though it was coincidence,
    that was rather unlucky.
[06:37] Schneider
    No.
[06:38] Schneider
    It was not coincidence.
[06:45] (Flashback) Orobas
    Now there are only five teams
    left from the Misfit Class.
[06:52] Schneider
    He might be targeting students
    from the Misfit Class...
[06:59] Johnny
    Hello?
[07:00] Sunny
    This is pretty bad.
[07:01] Schneider
    Are you okay?
[07:03] Ameri
    Trauma...
[07:04] Ameri
    If he happened to use that ability...
[07:13] Ameri
    on Iruma... will he be all right?
[07:18] Iruma
    Let's see... " The divorced wife..."
[07:23] Iruma
    Divorced?
[07:25] Lead
    It must be these. Husband and wife stones.
[07:28] Iruma
    Yeah! And they're at a crossroad.
[07:30] Iruma
    According to this song,
[07:32] Iruma
    a clue for the Legend Leaf
    should be right up ahead.
[07:35] Lead
    Ooh!
[07:36] Lead
    Well, that's great and all...
[07:39] Lead
    But aren't the lyrics way too long?
[07:43] Lead
    It's gonna take forever to check
    each place mentioned in the lyrics.
[07:49] Iruma
    Then, let's do this.
[07:52] Lead
    Huh? Wait... Iruma-kun?!
[07:54] Iruma
    Well, the path splits up, too,
[07:57] Iruma
    so I thought splitting up
    to look around might be faster.
[08:00] Lead
    You're pretty audacious
    sometimes, you know that?
[08:04] Iruma
    Okay, I'll investigate
    the first half of the lyrics.
[08:07] Lead
    And I'll look into the second half.
[08:08] Iruma
    We'll meet back up at the
    husband and wife stones.
[08:10] Lead
    Okay! See you later!
[08:16] Iruma
    The divorced wife takes...
[08:21] Iruma
    a hundred steps on a walk
[08:26] Iruma
    And then they circle around the mother-in-law
[08:34] Iruma
    Bend down a little
[08:37] Iruma
    And dive into the ground, and then...
[08:50] Iruma
    A mouth will open up
[08:53] Iruma
    And greet you
[08:55] Iruma
    Lying in its belly is
[08:58] Iruma
    The Seed of Beginnings!
SIGN    Gramps is sobbing as he worries about his grandson !
[09:25] Ali-San
    Super exciting treasure!
[09:28] Iruma
    Ali-san!
[09:30] Ali-San
    Looking for the legendary seed...
[09:34] Ali-San
    Well, Li'l Iru, having fun?
[09:37] Iruma
    Yes!
[09:37] Iruma
    It's so exciting looking
    for treasure underground.
[09:40] Ali-San
    I've gotta say, I'm a bit worried.
[09:44] Iruma
    About what?
[09:45] Ali-San
    What are you gonna do if a
    magical beast attacks you, huh?
[09:49] Ali-San
    Are you gonna be able to
    survive on your own?
[09:52] Ali-San
    You've already lost mana due to
[09:55] Ali-San
    a certain someone getting all
    exhausted and daydreamy.
[10:00] Ali-San
    They're all going to be pissed
    when they find out!
SIGN    Stare....
[10:03] Iruma
    Well, um... I'm sorry.
[10:07] Ali-San
    But the deeper we go, the darker it gets...
[10:11] Ali-San
    And something smells pretty awful.
[10:14] Iruma
    You're right.
[10:16] Ali-San
    Keep your danger radar set on high,
    and remain calm in all situations.
[10:20] Iruma
    You're right.
[10:21] Iruma
    It's important to stay calm in times like—
[10:28] Iruma
    Oh, God, it reeks!
[10:30] Iruma
    It reeks so much!
[10:35] Iruma
    I'm pretty sure that's a first-year...
SIGN    Gimel
[10:38] Iruma
    Naphula-san the Silent?
[10:42] Iruma
    I guess there was another student
    trying to find the Legend Leaf.
[10:46] Ali-San
    Looks like they're in a trap.
    Those are nigi nigi greens.
[10:49] Ali-San
    It's set up so that if you
    fiddled with something,
[10:51] Ali-San
    water would get on the plant, and it'd grow.
[10:54] Narrator
    Nigi nigi greens.
[10:55] Narrator
    They grow 30 meters when even a
    single splash of water gets on them.
[10:59] Narrator
    They then grab onto whatever is nearby.
[11:03] Ali-San
    And once it gets you, you're doomed!
[11:05] Ali-San
    You're just gonna be attacked by a
    magical beast, and it'll all be over.
[11:08] Iruma
    That's terrifying...
[11:11] Ali-San
    Although, apparently this one reeks so bad
    that no magical beasts are coming near it.
[11:16] Ali-San
    I can't say they're gonna stay safe,
    but they'll probably forfeit at this rate.
[11:20] Ali-San
    Let's leave them here and get going.
[11:24] Ali-San
    Li'l Ir—
[11:26] Iruma
    Are you all right? Let's get these off...
[11:27] Ali-San
    Wh-Wh-Wh-What...
[11:30] Ali-San
    What the heck are you doin'?!
[11:32] Ali-San
    They're after the Legend Leaf,
    too, aren't they?!
[11:35] Ali-San
    They're an enemy!
    Why are you setting them free?
[11:37] Iruma
    B-But, um...
[11:39] Iruma
    They don't seem dangerous.
[11:42] Iruma
    And... I think they're asking for... help.
[11:47] Iruma
    And two heads are better than one...
[11:50] Ali-San
    Okay, fine, whatever!
[11:53] Ali-San
    You're such a softie.
[12:00] Iruma
    There, it came off.
[12:06] Iruma
    Hey... O-Okay, okay, I get it.
[12:10] Iruma
    Th-Thanks...
[12:14] Iruma
    Yes, okay. P-Please let me go.
[12:20] Ali-San
    They're following you.
[12:22] Iruma
    W-Well, it might be safer
    if there are two of us...
[12:27] Ali-San
    You're not pushing yourself?
[12:29] Iruma
    Nope... Nope.
[12:55] Iruma
    A temple? Is this the final stop?
[13:00] Iruma
    It might be because of the smell,
    but we didn't run into any magical beasts.
[13:03] Iruma
    Thanks.
[13:04] Iruma
    I'm glad we came here together.
[13:11] Iruma
    That's...
[13:18] Iruma
    Is this... the Seed of Beginnings?
[13:21] Iruma
    Wow! That's amazing!
[13:23] Iruma
    It actually exists!
[13:29] Iruma
    Okay, let's grab it and get back outside.
[13:46] Toto
    Oho... You were able to dodge that.
[13:49] Toto
    You have good eyes.
[14:13] Toto
    I am Toto.
[14:16] Toto
    I am a genie and the protector of that seed.
[14:20] Toto
    I congratulate you for making
    it this far, challenger.
[14:23] Iruma
    G-Genie?
[14:25] Toto
    There are only two ways to obtain the seed.
[14:28] Toto
    First, defeat me and take it by force.
[14:35] Toto
    And the other method...
[14:39] Iruma
    Th-The other method?
[14:43] Toto
    ...is to tell me something interesting.
[14:48] Iruma
    Huh?
[14:50] Iruma
    Something... i-interesting?
[14:56] Toto
    You seem troubled, boy.
[14:59] Iruma
    I-I can't think of anything on the spot...
[15:02] Toto
    Anything is fine as long as
     I've never heard it before.
[15:07] Toto
    And that story just needs to move my
    heart and make me smile or impress me.
[15:13] Toto
    That's all.
[15:14] Iruma
    That's a lot!
[15:16] Toto
    As the guardian of the Seed of Beginnings,
    which can make the Legendary Leaf bloom,
[15:23] Toto
    I must find one worthy of the seed.
[15:28] Toto
    The one with significant
    knowledge that can satisfy me
[15:33] Toto
    has value equal to the seed itself.
[15:38] Iruma
    Um, then...
[15:39] Iruma
    A touching story, A Lone Torturer.
SIGN    Sniffle sniffle
SIGN    From Balam's collection
[15:43] Toto
    I have read all of the
    books in the netherworld.
[15:46] Iruma
    Survival Techniques to Stay Alive!
[15:48] Toto
    I am well-versed in all
    forms of studies regarding
[15:51] Toto
    plants and animals, as well as pharmacology.
[15:55] Iruma
    Bread may be bread, but what's
    a kind of bread you can't eat?
[15:59] Toto
    No one gave you permission
     to start asking riddles instead.
[16:02] Iruma
    This is hard...
[16:04] Iruma
    I mean...
[16:05] Iruma
    I just recently started learning the
    fundamentals of netherworld knowledge.
[16:09] Toto
    Are you done already?
[16:12] Iruma
    Naphula-san?
[16:31] Iruma
    I-I don't get it!
[16:33] Toto
    Ah, yes. That is a classic joke.
[16:36] Iruma
    Th-That actually got through to him?!
[16:39] Iruma
    You understand what Naphula-san is saying?
[16:41] Toto
    It can be found in
    Jokes of the Netherworld 666.
[16:46] Iruma
    I guess you even know all the jokes.
[16:49] Toto
    But I've recalled them too many times,
    so I cannot laugh at them anymore.
[16:55] Toto
    That's what happens when you
    know all of the stories and jokes.
[17:03] Toto
    If I could encounter a new wind
    during the Harvest Festival,
[17:06] Toto
    I thought I could encounter
    new knowledge, as well...
[17:10] Toto
    Oh, how sad...
[17:12] Toto
    Is it truly possible that there's nothing
    left for me to learn in the netherworld?
[17:19] Iruma
    A story that's unknown
    in the netherworld?
[17:23] Iruma
    Toto-san...
[17:24] Iruma
    Have you heard of First Love Memories?
[17:27] Toto
    First...
[17:30] Toto
    What is that? Is it a story?
[17:32] Iruma
    You haven't heard of it? All right!
[17:35] Iruma
    Naphula-san, can you help me out?
SIGN    Gyo
[17:39] Iruma
    You, too, Ali-san.
[17:40] Ali-San
    Dang it. I already told you I'm exhausted.
[17:51] Iruma
    Okay!
[17:52] Iruma
    Ahem.
[17:53] Iruma
    And now, let our story begin.
[17:57] Iruma
    First Love Memories...
[17:59] Iruma
    Episode 1: The Exciting Traffic Accident!
[18:04] Iruma (Rin)
    Oh, no! I'm so late!
[18:08] Iruma (Rin)
    I'm Hoshino Rin (16).
[18:10] Iruma (Rin)
    And I'm definitely late for school right now!
[18:13] Iruma (Rin)
    I can't believe I'm late the
    first day of the new term!
[18:15] Iruma (Rin)
    Ugh, this is the worst!
[18:19] Iruma (Rin)
    Ow...
[18:20] Iruma (Kakeru)
    S-Sorry!
[18:22] Iruma (Kakeru)
    Are you okay?
[18:25] Iruma (Kakeru)
    Are you hurt?
[18:26] Iruma (Rin)
    Huh?
[18:28] Iruma (Rin)
    What's this thrill I'm feeling?
[18:30] Iruma (Rin)
    I've never felt like this before!
[18:33] Iruma (Rin) And Toto
    What in the world is this?!
[18:40] Iruma (Sayo)
    I won't let you have Kakeru-kun!
[18:41] Iruma (Sayo)
    We're settling this with
    tug-of-war, you homewrecker!
[18:47] Iruma (Rin)
    Let's... stop this.
[18:49] Iruma (Rin)
    There is a future where we can
    come to understand each other.
[18:52] Iruma (Sayo)
    Shut up!
[18:54] Iruma (Sayo)
    Heave-ho!
[18:56] Iruma (Rin)
    Heave-ho!
[18:57] Iruma (Rin)
    Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
[18:59] Iruma (Sayo)
    Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
[19:02] Toto
    Ah...
[19:03] Toto
    It's been so long since
    my heart's been so moved.
[19:10] Iruma (Rin)
    If only I could use my taekwondo,
[19:12] Iruma (Rin)
    I could take them down with one blow!
[19:18] Iruma (Rin)
    If I'm this weak,
[19:20] Iruma (Rin)
    there's no way I can protect Kakeru-kun
    from the evil organization.
[19:25] Toto
    It hurts...
[19:30] Iruma (Kakeru)
    Stop this!
[19:31] Iruma (Kakeru)
    Your right arm can't take any more!
[19:33] Iruma (Kakeru)
    I'm throwing in the towel!
[19:34] Iruma (Rin)
    No!
[19:35] Iruma (Rin)
    My feelings for you, Kakeru-kun...
[19:37] Iruma (Rin)
    are unparalleled!
[19:41] Toto
    And yet, it feels so warm...
[19:56] Iruma (Rin)
    I'm going to become even stronger
    so I can protect your smile.
[20:02] Iruma (Rin)
    And maybe even this planet!
[20:07] Toto
    And it's so much fun.
[20:15] Toto
    That was magnificent!
[20:17] Toto
    Kakeru and Rin's love... The sports!
[20:20] Toto
    The battle against the evil
    organization that's after Kakeru!
[20:23] Toto
    I couldn't take my eyes away,
     even for a second!
[20:27] Iruma
    I'm glad... I was able to convey
    how great First Love Memories is.
[20:33] Toto
    Do you know how excited
    I was during the scene where
[20:36] Toto
    Rin hit them with that right
    straight for Kakeru, Iruma?!
[20:39] Toto
    I could barely breathe!
[20:41] Iruma
    I totally understand!
    It's just so passionate, isn't it?
[20:45] Toto
    Knowledge is the seed of friendship.
[20:49] Toto
    My beloved challenger, Iruma.
[20:53] Toto
    As a token of my respect
    for your magnificent knowledge,
[20:56] Toto
    I shall give you the Seed of Beginnings.
[21:01] Toto
    Within my new knowledge,
[21:05] Toto
    I look forward to adding
    "Iruma wins the Harvest Festival."
[21:14] Iruma
    Thank you very much!
[21:16] Iruma
    I'm glad you enjoyed it.
[21:19] Iruma
    I wanted to tell you the story up
    to the latest volume, if I could.
[21:23] Toto
    There's... more?!
[21:25] Toto
    Give me the seed back!
    I want to hear the entire story!
[21:29] Iruma
    But you just gave it to me!
[21:30] Toto
    Don't dodge!
[21:31] Iruma
    B-But I don't have time...
[21:34] Toto
    In that case!
[21:35] Toto
    Give me your phone number!
[21:38] Iruma
    Toto-san, you have a hellphone?!
[21:43] Narrator
    With his passionate interpretation
    of First Love Memories*,
[21:46] Narrator
    Iruma was able to successfully*
    obtain the Seed of Beginnings!
[23:20] Toto
    Su-ki-ma!
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[23:24] Iruma
    Who would've thought I'd exchange
    phone numbers with Toto-san?
[23:31] Iruma
    Huh? Toto-san?
[23:32] Iruma
    He's calling me already?
[23:34] Iruma
    Hello?
[23:36] Toto
    Iruma, continue to tell me
    the tales of First Love Memories
[23:38] Toto
    as you make your way back to the surface.
[23:41] Iruma
    Huh? Uh, sure...
[23:44] Toto
    Oho. And then what happens?
[23:49] Toto
    What?! Unbelievable! I can't take it!
[23:54] Narrator
    Iruma continued his enthusiastic retelling,
[23:57] Narrator
    while fearing the cave
    might collapse on top of them,
[23:59] Narrator
    until his Hellphone's battery was drained.
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[24:03] Toto
    First Love Memories...
[24:05] Toto
    What happened to Rin and Kakeru after they
[24:08] Toto
    were separated due to the earth
    opening up between them?
[24:11] Toto
    Next time on Welcome to
    Demon School! Iruma-kun,
[24:13] Toto
    "Wish Upon Your Bow."
[24:14] Toto
    I'm curious as to what
    happens to Rin and Kakeru,
[24:18] Toto
    so I might just have to
    write the rest on my own.
[24:21] Toto
    What, Iruma?
[24:23] Toto
    Oh, so you're telling me
    that's called a "doujinshi"?