E2 - Familiars Summoned!

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SIGN    School Paper
[00:11] Kalego
    Today, we will begin the ritual for
     new students to summon their familiars.
[00:17] Kalego
    You'd better be prepared,
[00:20] Kalego
    Iruma.
[00:25] Nar
    The netherworld.
[00:26] Nar
    The realm where demons live.
[00:29] Nar
    And the king that rules
    over the netherworld is...
[00:32] Nar
    the Demon King.
[00:34] Nar
    But the Demon King's throne
    has been vacant for some time.
[00:42] Nar
    Who will be the next Demon King?
SIGN    Familiars Summoned!
[02:21] All
    "Familiars Summoned!"
[02:27] Mom
    You're such a good boy, Iruma.
    You always do what we say.
[02:32] Dad
    Iruma, could you carry these for me?
[02:35] Iruma
    Sure!
[02:36] Dad
    After that, could you clean this up?
[02:38] Iruma
    Sure!
[02:40] Mom
    Could you clean the bathroom, too?
[02:42] Iruma
    Yeah, sure!
[02:43] Dad
    You're such a good boy, Iruma.
[02:45] Dad
    In that case...
[02:47] Both
    Do you mind if we sell
    you off to a demon?
[02:51] Iruma
    Su—
[02:54] Iruma
    Of course that's not okay!
[03:01] Iruma
    Huh?
[03:04] Iruma
    Oh...
[03:06] ---
    That's right... I...
[03:09] Sullivan
    Good morning!
[03:11] ---
    My precious little grandson, Iruma-kun!
[03:14] Sullivan
    Your grandpa's here!
SIGN    Sullivan
[03:16] Nar
    This is Sullivan.
[03:18] ---
    He is a demon.
[03:19] Iruma
    G-Good morning, um... Grandpa?
[03:24] Sullivan
    I love the sound of that!
[03:27] Iruma
    I became a demon's grandson.
[03:30] Nar
    This is Suzuki Iruma, fourteen years old.
[03:32] Nar
    He's a pitiful boy who was sold off
    to a demon by his stupid parents.
[03:38] Sullivan
    Did you sleep well?
[03:40] Iruma
    Yes.
[03:41] Sullivan
    No need to hold back.
    Eat as much as you'd like.
[03:44] ---
    You're still a growing boy.
[03:46] Iruma
    Okay.
[03:48] Iruma
    It takes a little courage to try
    the cooking in the netherworld...
[03:52] Iruma
    But it's really good.
[03:58] Iruma
    To think that I can actually
    take the time to enjoy a meal...
[04:01] Iruma
    This might be the first time ever.
[04:04] Iruma
    This is delicious.
[04:05] Iruma
    I need to eat
[04:07] Iruma
    while I still can.
SIGN    Hell Grey Tea
[04:11] Opera
    Here is some Hell Grey tea.
[04:12] Iruma
    Oh, thank you very much.
[04:15] Sullivan
    Today is your first day of classes.
[04:19] Nar
    Indeed.
[04:20] ---
    Iruma is now attending the demon
    school Babyls as Sullivan's grandson.
[04:27] Iruma
    I-I don't want to go...
[04:29] Iruma
    Because if they find out I'm human,
[04:31] ---
    the demons might eat me!
[04:35] Iruma
    U-Um, can I discuss something with you?
[04:38] Iruma
    It's about school...
[04:39] Sullivan
    Oh, before that.
[04:41] Opera
    Yes, sir.
[04:44] Sullivan
    Lookie, lookie!
[04:45] ---
    I splurged a bit to celebrate
    you starting school!
[04:47] Iruma
    Huh? This is for me?
[04:49] Iruma
    But you already gave me so much yesterday...
[04:54] Sullivan
    Oh, that was just to celebrate
    me getting my first grandson!
[04:57] Sullivan
    This is to celebrate you starting school!
[05:00] Iruma
    The epitome of a helicopter parent!
[05:02] Sullivan
    Ta-da!
[05:03] ---
    Opera and I even added some embroidery!
[05:06] ---
    Well? What do you think?
[05:07] Iruma
    I-It's lovely...
[05:10] Sullivan
    I'm not used to doing embroidery,
    so it was quite exhausting,
[05:12] ---
    but it was so much fun!
[05:16] Sullivan
    And this!
[05:18] Sullivan
    Here's your hellraiser clock so you can
    get up in the morning without being late.
SIGN    Hellraiser Clock
[05:28] Sullivan
    So, what did you want to talk about?
[05:33] Iruma
    Uh... Er, I...
[05:36] ---
    About school...
[05:38] Sullivan
    What about school?
[05:40] Iruma
    W-Well... I...
[05:42] Sullivan
    You?
[05:49] Iruma
    I... want to go.
[05:55] Nar
    Yes.
[05:56] ---
    Suzuki Iruma is a total pushover.
[06:01] Iruma
    Okay, I'm off.
[06:04] Sullivan
    Have a good day!
[06:06] Opera
    Please be careful.
[06:08] Sullivan
    Okay, now we follow him.
[06:11] Sullivan
    I have to get his first
    walk to school on video.
[06:13] Opera
    You'll be working from home today.
[06:16] Sullivan
    Hey, wait! Opera!
[06:23] Song
    Suck them dry, soul, blood, flesh, and all...
[06:29] Song
    Tremble at the sound of...
[06:36] Ameri
    Good morning.
[06:37] All
    Good morning, Class President.
[06:40] Dosanko
    The breeze feels lovely again this morning.
[06:43] Quiche
    Man, I don't even know what to do.
[06:46] Sunny
    What happened next?
[06:47] Sunny
    C'mon, you guys...
[06:48] Ameri
    No idle chit-chat!
[06:49] All
    Yes, ma'am!
[06:50] Ameri
    Listen well. You are demons.
[06:52] ---
    Speak in a tone that intimidates the listener!
[06:55] Ameri
    Projection is the basis of
    intimidation! Don't slack off!
[06:57] All
    Yes, ma'am!
[06:59] All
    Good morning! Good morning, everyone!
[07:01] Ameri
    Continue.
[07:02] All
    Good morning! Good morning, everyone!
[07:05] All
    Good morning! Good morning, everyone!
[07:05] Random
    Today's the familiar-summoning ritual!
[07:08] Random B
    I wonder what my familiar will be...
[07:08] All
    Good morning! Good morning, everyone!
[07:09] Random C
    I'm so excited!
[07:11] Iruma
    I wonder if they're from the student council.
[07:14] All
    Good morning! Good morning, everyone!
[07:14] Iruma
    I need to do everything
    I can to not be noticed.
[07:16] Asmodeus
    Good morning, Iruma-sama!
[07:19] Asmodeus
    I've been waiting for you for
    six hours and six minutes!
[07:22] Iruma
    Good... morning, Asmodeus-kun.
[07:25] Iruma
    Wait, six hours?!
[07:27] Asmodeus
    Indeed.
[07:28] ---
    Quietly, within the pitch
    black of the witching hour.
[07:31] Iruma
    Asmodeus-kun!
[07:32] ---
    There's seriously no need for that!
[07:34] Asmodeus
    Is that so?
[07:36] Asmodeus
    Oh, please, just call me "Azz."
[07:40] Iruma
    Azz... kun?
[07:42] Asmodeus
    Yes. Allow me to carry your bag for you.
[07:44] Iruma
    Oh, you don't need to do that!
[07:46] Random D
    That's the honor student, Iruma.
[07:48] Random F
    Did you see the paper?
[07:49] Random E
    I guess he really did make the
    head of the class his servant.
[07:52] Iruma
    I already made myself stand out...
[07:55] Iruma
    So... where are we going again?
[07:58] Asmodeus
    You're in the same group as me, Iruma-sama.
[08:01] Asmodeus
    Group?
[08:02] Asmodeus
    Yes!
[08:04] Asmodeus
    They will divide the 163 new
    students into a number of groups,
[08:08] Asmodeus
    and we'll prepare until classes begin.
[08:11] Asmodeus
    It can't just happen all at once.
[08:13] Iruma
    I see.
[08:15] Asmodeus
    Today, we have the familiar-summoning ritual.
[08:18] Asmodeus
    Let us go to the Familiars' Hall.
[08:21] Iruma
    Familiars?
[08:22] Asmodeus
    It is a tradition here at Babyls.
[08:24] Asmodeus
    After entering the school,
[08:25] ---
    each student summons a magical beast
    and makes it their subordinate.
[08:29] Iruma
    And that's a familiar?
[08:31] Asmodeus
    The student's rank will be determined by
[08:34] ---
    the magical beast they are able to summon.
[08:36] Asmodeus
    Climbing those ranks leads
    to academic success at Babyls.
[08:42] Iruma
    Oh, I see.
[08:45] Iruma
    I wonder if familiars eat humans...
[08:55] Iruma
    Th-This is sort of nerve-racking.
[08:58] Asmodeus
    These results will also determine
    what class you'll be in.
[09:02] Iruma
    Really?
[09:04] Asmodeus
    And the person who will be guiding
    us through this is quite famous.
[09:11] Asmodeus
    Although he's strict and frightening...
[09:13] Eiko
    Iruma-sa—
[09:22] Iruma
    It's that super scary teacher.
[09:24] Kalego
    Silence.
SIGN    Naberius Kalego
[09:28] Kalego
    I am Naberius Kalego, your advisor.
[09:32] Kalego
    I am always in charge of this ritual.
[09:34] Kalego
    Why?
[09:36] ---
    Because I am dignified at all times.
[09:39] Kalego
    I will determine whether you lot
    are useless trash or useful trash.
[09:45] Kalego
    For example...
[09:47] Kalego
    If a piece of trash used the spotlight his
    grandfather gave him to chant a vulgar spell
[09:52] Kalego
    and then had the nerve to cause such a
    ruckus right afterward on the same day...
[09:57] Kalego
    That'd be immediate grounds to get rid of you.
[10:02] Kalego
    Also,
[10:03] ---
    if a piece of trash had the nerve to try to
    hit a teacher during the entrance ceremony,
[10:07] Kalego
    that is also immediate
    grounds to get rid of you.
[10:11] Kalego
    I will immediately expel
    any failures, so be warned.
[10:16] Azuki
    He's so scary...
[10:16] Haruno
    Right?
[10:17] Dosanko
    I wonder if his sternness is
    what makes him so charming.
[10:21] Kalego
    Silence.
SIGN    Super easy!
SIGN    Familiar-Summoning Course
[10:25] Announcer
    Super easy! Familiar-Summoning Course!
[10:29] Announcer
    One: draw a circle in blood
    on some parchment.
[10:32] Announcer
    Two: head into the magic
    circle with said parchment.
[10:35] Announcer
    Three: hold the parchment right above
    the candle in the middle of the circle.
[10:40] Announcer
    Four: the smoke will take a form,
    and your familiar will appear!
[10:44] Familiar
    Yuruma.
[10:46] Announcer
    Okay, let's all—
[10:48] Kalego
    That's enough of your explanation.
[10:50] Student A
    He smacked it down?
[10:52] Student B
    I guess he must hate that
    cute little lesson guide...
[10:56] Kalego
    Make sure you use the parchment
    with my seal on it.
[11:01] Kalego
    I can tell immediately if it's a fake.
[11:04] Gaako
    U-Um, is this going to be dangerous?
[11:07] Kalego
    What a foolish question.
[11:08] Kalego
    You will be summoning a subordinate
    and making it serve you.
[11:12] Kalego
    That's what familiars are.
[11:14] Kalego
    And should a familiar disobey its master...
[11:22] Kalego
    There will be punishment.
[11:23] ---
    That's how deep this blood pact is.
[11:29] Kalego
    Make sure you are prepared.
[11:34] Iruma
    He's so scary!
[11:40] Kalego
    Line up in an orderly fashion!
[11:43] Asmodeus
    That man isn't even trying
    to hide his animosity.
[11:46] Iruma
    Yeah...
[11:47] Asmodeus
    I'll gladly charge him
     if you give the order!
[11:49] Iruma
    Wait, no!
[11:50] ---
    I'd never order you to do that!
[11:52] Asmodeus
    I see...
[11:54] Kalego
    You there!
[11:55] ---
    Line up right now!
SIGN    I am here!
[12:08] Eiko
    Gulp...
[12:14] Eiko
    My... familiar!
[12:25] Kalego
    Next.
[12:26] Dosanko
    Took you long enough.
[12:31] Iruma
    Wow, that's amazing!
[12:35] Student
    It's Asmodeus!
[13:15] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama!
[13:16] Iruma
    Th-That's amazing, Azz-kun!
[13:18] ---
    You're both so cool!
[13:19] Asmodeus
    You humble us with your kindness.
[13:21] Kalego
    A Gorgon Snake...
[13:23] Kalego
    I guess I'm not surprised,
    considering Asmodeus's lineage.
[13:27] Asmodeus
    But this is nothing compared to
    the familiar you're about to summon.
[13:32] Kalego
    He's this powerful, and he still lost to Iruma?
[13:35] Kalego
    That's hard to believe.
[13:37] ---
    However...
[13:38] Iruma
    I'm not so sure about that...
[13:41] Kalego
    Well, we shall find out soon enough.
[13:43] Kalego
    You're up next, Iruma.
[13:45] Iruma
    Y-Yes, sir!
[13:52] Student A
    Hey, it's Iruma's turn!
[13:54] Student B
    It's the honor student!
[13:55] Student C
    I wonder what kind
    of familiar he'll summon.
[13:58] Iruma
    Everyone's watching me...
[14:01] Iruma
    Wait a minute...
[14:02] ---
    I'm human, so I don't
    have any magical powers.
[14:10] Iruma
    Didn't he say that if I'm
    a failure, I'll be expelled?
[14:14] Iruma
    Expelled?!
[14:16] Iruma
    That's it! If they expel me,
    I'll be scot-free!
[14:20] Iruma
    If I'm not able to do anything
    during this lesson...
[14:24] Iruma
    Hallelujah, I'll get to go back
    to the human world!
[14:27] Random A
    He's smiling so much.
[14:29] Random B
    This must be a piece of cake for him.
[14:31] Asmodeus
    Splendid, Iruma-sama!
[14:33] Kalego
    The nerve of him, smirking like that!
[14:35] Kalego
    He looks just like him!
[14:36] Kalego
    Yes, that obnoxious, unrestrained
    demon with no regard for others...
[14:40] Kalego
    He personifies the three
    things I absolutely despise...
[14:44] Kalego
    Just like Mr. Random,
    that dumbass chair-demon!
[14:47] Sullivan
    Yay!
[14:49] Kalego
    To think of all the things I went
    through because of him...
[14:54] Kalego
    He docked my pay on a whim.
SIGN    Super easy!
SIGN    Familiar Summoning Course
[14:56] Kalego
    He forced that stupid lesson
    guide he created on me.
[14:59] Kalego
    He even caused havoc at
    the entrance ceremony!
SIGN    Aberuhauke
[15:02] Kalego
    But I am the one in charge
    of the familiar-summoning ritual!
[15:06] Kalego
    If he messes up even a little,
    I'll immediately expel
[15:10] Kalego
    your precious little grandson!
[15:12] Nar
    Summoning.
[15:14] Nar
    The ritual in which demons summon magical
    beasts and make them their familiars.
[15:19] Nar
    It is also the ritual in which
    humans summon demons
[15:22] ---
    and make them their familiars.
[15:32] Nar
    The parchment had Kalego's seal on it,
[15:37] Nar
    and Iruma is a human.
[15:39] Nar
    Which means...
[15:44] Iruma
    There it is.
[15:46] Iruma
    So this is... my...
[15:49] Iruma
    famili...ar?
[16:03] Both
    What?!
[16:07] Nar
    Which means the demon Kalego
    was summoned by the human Iruma
[16:11] Nar
    to be his familiar.
[16:15] Kalego
    What the hell is this?!
[16:17] Kalego
    What the hell did you do?!
[16:18] Iruma
    Uh... I-I have no idea!
[16:20] Kalego
    Stop this!
[16:21] ---
    Stop the summoning right now!
[16:23] Iruma
    Y-Yes, sir!
[16:26] Kalego
    They're tearing! You're going to rip them off!
[16:28] Iruma
    Huh?
[16:28] Kalego
    You fool!
[16:29] ---
    You're supposed to push when this happens!
[16:30] Iruma
    I-I'm sorry!
[16:33] Kalego
    No, not my leg!
[16:35] Kalego
    Come over here and push my head—
[16:39] Kalego
    Hey!
[16:44] Iruma
    S-Sensei?
[17:01] Kalego
    Huh?!
[17:19] Iruma
    Sensei!
[17:20] Kalego
    Inconceivable!
[17:21] ---
    This... This can't be...
[17:23] Iruma
    Are you okay, Sensei?
[17:25] Iruma
    Wait, are you even Sensei?
[17:27] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama.
[17:29] Iruma
    Azz-kun! Something terrible just—
[17:31] Asmodeus
    I am moved beyond words!
[17:32] Iruma
    Why?!
[17:34] Asmodeus
    To think that you were able
    to make Kalego your familiar...
[17:38] Iruma
    What?!
[17:39] Student
    A demon summoned another demon?
[17:40] Student B
    No way!
[17:41] Student C
    That's never happened before!
[17:43] Eiko
    Amazing!
[17:44] Asmodeus
    I knew you were secretly enraged
    by Kalego's attitude toward you!
[17:49] Asmodeus
    This'll show him!
[17:50] Iruma
    No, no, no!
[17:52] Iruma
    Th-This was an accident!
[17:54] ---
    Or, I mean...
[17:55] Kalego
    Inconceivable.
[17:57] Kalego
    Me? Me?! A familiar?!
[18:02] Kalego
    You can't be serious!
[18:04] Kalego
    Nullify this contract immediately!
[18:07] Kalego
    Or I'll...
[18:12] Iruma
    Sensei!
[18:19] Student
    That must be the punishment!
[18:21] Student
    That's amazing!
[18:22] Student
    I guess familiars really
    can't disobey their masters.
[18:26] Asmodeus
    You slayed me once again, Iruma-sama!
[18:28] Iruma
    Seriously, why?!
[18:33] Sullivan
    Oh, boy!
[18:34] ---
    No one's ever summoned a demon before.
[18:38] Sullivan
    Nullify the contract? That's not happening.
[18:41] Sullivan
    This ritual locks you in for a year.
[18:43] Sullivan
    If you try to undo it forcefully,
[18:45] ---
    you'll probably both die.
[18:50] Iruma
    S-Sensei!
[18:56] Nar
    Unable to nullify the contract.
[18:58] Nar
    Suzuki Iruma, age fourteen,
[19:00] Nar
    acquired a familiar on his first day of school.
[19:04] Kalego
    A familiar... Me?
[19:07] Kalego
    Me?!
[19:10] Nar
    Kalego became bedridden from shock,
[19:12] ---
    and Iruma's rank was never determined.
[19:17] Nar
    As a result,
SIGN    Breaking News
SIGN    Shocking!
SIGN    The Honor Student Iruma Turned Kalego Into His Familiar!
[19:20] Nar
    Iruma's notoriety spread even further
[19:23] ---
    as he became known as the demon
    who made another demon his familiar.
[19:27] Student
    I heard he made Kalego-sensei his familiar!
[19:29] Student
    How do you even do that?
[19:31] ---
    Crazy!
SIGN    Breaking News
SIGN    Shocking!
SIGN    The Honor Student Iruma Turned Kalego Into His Familiar!
[19:39] Mononoki
    S-So cute...
[19:41] Student
    Did you hear about Kalego-sensei?
[19:44] Student
    This has never happened before!
[19:51] Iruma
    Everyone's attention is on me...
[19:53] Iruma
    This wasn't supposed to happen.
[19:55] Iruma
    I need to not stand out.
[19:57] Asmodeus
    This way, Iruma-sama.
[19:59] Iruma
    Oh, right... um...
[20:01] ---
    Were we getting our textbooks?
[20:03] Asomodeus
    Yes!
[20:04] ---
    For subjects such as the
    basics of being a demon,
[20:06] ---
    curses, pharmaceutics,
    and the art of torture!
[20:09] Asmodeus
    I can hardly wait!
[20:12] Iruma
    Y-Yeah...
[20:14] Iruma
    I need to make sure I don't stand out...
[20:16] Asmodeus
    You lot!
[20:18] Asmodeus
    What do you think you're doing?
[20:19] Asmodeus
    Make way for Iruma-sama!
[20:21] Iruma
    Please stop!
[20:24] Asmodeus
    I told you to make way for Iruma-sama!
[20:31] Asmodeus
    I'll turn you into ash!
[20:36] All
    Save us!
[20:38] Iruma
    I-It's okay!
[20:40] ---
    Azz-kun! You don't need to do that!
[20:42] Asmodeus
    Is that so?
[20:43] Asmodeus
    If that is your wish, Iruma-sama.
[20:48] Asmodeus
    The path is now open.
[20:49] ---
    Let us proceed.
[20:51] Iruma
    S-Sure...
[20:53] Iruma
    I'm going to become the air...
[20:55] ---
    No matter what.
[20:57] Asmodeus
    Oh, this must be it.
[21:01] Asmodeus
    There's something going on inside.
[21:04] Clara
    Rolling!
[21:08] Iruma
    Hey!
[21:10] Iruma
    A-Are you okay?
[21:12] Clara
    Strike!
[21:17] Iruma
    A girl?
[21:19] Iruma
    Um...
[21:20] Asmodeus
    You mustn't speak to her, Iruma-sama!
[21:24] Clara
    I'm Clara!
[21:25] Clara
    And my right foot is Connor,
    and my left foot is Murf!
[21:28] Clara
    My familiar is Falfal!
[21:29] Clara
    See, I was trying to
    grab some teaching aids,
[21:31] ---
    but I got too excited and crashed!
[21:33] ---
    Hey, have some candy!
[21:35] Clara
    When you see a bunch of stuff piled up,
    don't you just wanna go "kaboom"?!
[21:38] ---
    You do, right?!
[21:39] Clara
    I'm gonna do it again, so watch me, okay?!
[21:42] Clara
    If it's for Daddy, I'll skip to my lou...
[21:46] Clara
    If it's for Mommy, I'll pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake...
[21:50] Clara
    If it's for Konchie, I'll skip to my lou...
[21:52] Iruma
    Clara?
[21:54] Clara
    If it's for Keebow, I'll pat-a-cake,
    pat-a-cake, yeah!
[23:30] Clara
    Su-ki-ma!
SIGN    Su
SIGN    Ki
SIGN    Ma
[23:33] Kalego
    Today,
[23:35] ---
    the ritual for the new students
    to summon familiars will begin.
[23:38] Kalego
    You'd better be prepared,
[23:39] Kalego
    Iruma.
[23:45] Kalego
    A black cat...
[23:47] Kalego
    I have a bad feeling about this.
[23:50] Nar
    Two hours before Kalego
    was summoned as a familiar.
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[24:01] Asmodeus
    I am absolutely floored!
[24:03] Asmodeus
    You actually turned Naberius
    Kalego into your familiar!
[24:06] Asmodeus
    You are a true demon
    from the bottom of your...
[24:08] ---
    No, from the depths
    of Hell, Iruma-sama!
[24:10] Asmodeus
    Next time on Welcome to
    Demon School! Iruma-kun,
[24:11] Asmodeus
    "Iruma and Clara" and "Demon Friends."
[24:14] Asmodeus
    What? I'm going to be playing house?
    And playing the young wife?!
[24:18] Asmodeus
    I cannot... I cannot...
[24:19] Asmodeus
    I think I may be floored again
    next week, Iruma-sama!
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