E14 - Everyone's Playmates

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[00:01] Nar
    The end of terminus:
    Babyls's summer vacation.
SIGN    Balam Team
SIGN    Opera Team
[00:05] Nar
    Iruma and his friends split up
    into three teams
[00:07] Nar
    and are competing to see
SIGN    Kalego Team
[00:09] ---
    who can have the most fun at Walter Park.
[00:15] Nar
    Suzuki Iruma, age fourteen, is the only
    human living in the netherworld.
[00:21] Nar
    As he receives continuous praise while
    going to the demon school Babyls,
[00:26] Nar
    he discovers his ambition
    and goal as a student.
[00:30] Nar
    And that is...
[00:32] Nar
    to raise his rank.
[00:34] Nar
    What could be awaiting him in the future?
SIGN    Everyone's Playmates
[02:13] Everyone
    "Everyone's Playmates."
[02:24] Elizabetta
    Oh my gosh! You look so cute!
[02:26] Keroli
    Y-Yeah.
[02:28] Mikii
    You look lovely, miss!
[02:31] Ameri
    Y-You think so?
[02:33] ---
    I will say it's not easy to do an axe kick
    in clothes I'm not accustomed to.
[02:38] Clara
    Everyone!
[02:40] Clara
    Mermaidoo.
[02:44] Clara
    Well? Do I seem like a mermaid?
[02:46] Elizabetta
    Sort of. But your lower half...
[02:49] Keroli
    Y-You shouldn't drag the
    merchandise around like that!
[02:52] Mikii
    Oh, don't worry.
[02:53] ---
    But you seem to have the wrong size.
[02:56] Mikii
    Hyu!
[03:02] Hyudarin
    Pardon!
[03:06] Hyudarin
    Every lady's body is different.
[03:10] Hyudarin
    Each has materials, colors,
    and lengths that fit her.
[03:14] Hyudarin
    Knowing what fits you best
[03:17] Hyudarin
    is the ultimate shortcut to
    emphasizing your charms.
[03:22] Clara
    Wow!
[03:25] Ameri
    What a tiny gentleman.
[03:27] Clara
    Thank you, tiny grandpa.
[03:29] Elizabetta
    A miniature dandy!
[03:31] Keroli
    Hey, come on, now...
[03:32] Opera
    I apologize for the trouble.
[03:34] Hyudarin
    No, no.
[03:35] ---
    I am very aware of my size.
[03:39] Mikii
    Yes, we have nothing to hide!
[03:42] Mikii
    We will always be there
    to be your playmates!
[03:45] Mikii And Hyudarin
    We are the Walter staff!
[03:47] Hyudarin
    Indeed.
[03:48] Clara
    Wow, they've got the pose down.
[03:51] Clara
    Let's also pose and take a picture!
[03:58] Camui; Lead; Jazz; Goemon
    They look like they're having fun!
[04:00] Lead
    Meanwhile, here we are...
[04:12] Lead
    It's no use!
[04:13] Jazz
    He doesn't look like he's having fun at all!
[04:16] Kalego
    Just wait until we're all done with this.
[04:21] Nar
    Remember, the team that has
    the most fun wins this competition.
[04:24] Nar
    Kalego is unable to say no, in order
    to keep things fair between the teams.
[04:29] Lead
    I mean, it definitely leaves an impression.
[04:32] Goemon
    If only he actually looked
    like he was having fun.
[04:35] Atori
    Hey there, boys.
[04:39] Atori
    Got any cash?
[04:42] Lead
    Crap, they're definitely bad news.
[04:44] Jazz
    No, we'll be fine!
[04:46] Lead
    I'm sure Sensei will protect us.
[04:49] Kalego
    Sorry, my hands are full right now.
[04:53] Lead And Jazz
    You malicious teacher!
[04:55] Camui
    W-We don't have any money! See? See?
[04:59] Atori
    Hey, that's not what we're after.
[05:03] Atori
    Look over there.
[05:06] Lead
    A shooting game?
[05:10] Goemon
    The special prize is a Smatch!
[05:13] Atori
    Whoever gets the most prizes can
    take their opponent's prizes, too!
[05:18] Atori
    You're free to use magic, as well.
[05:20] Goemon
    That looks fun.
[05:22] Lead
    Show 'em what you've got, Jazzy!
[05:24] Jazz
    You got it!
[05:32] Jazz
    Pit!
[05:37] Jazz
    Sixty degrees to the right, then straight!
[05:40] Goemon
    Understood!
[05:43] Maemaro
    Hi-yah!
[05:45] Lead; Jazz; Goemon; Camui
    Hey!
[05:46] Atori
    No one ever said we wouldn't interfere.
[05:49] Lead; Goemon; Camui
    What?!
[05:50] Jazz
    That's low!
[05:52] Maemaro
    We call that strategy
    the Penalizing Requiem.
SIGN    Penalizing Requiem
[05:55] Lead
    Lame!
[05:55] Goemon
    That's so lame!
[05:57] Atori
    I guess we're up next.
[06:00] Lead
    Let's get in their way, too!
[06:02] Jazz
    Go, bird!
[06:03] Camui
    Why me?!
[06:04] Atori
    We got a prize!
[06:06] Lead
    Don't give up!
[06:11] Jazz
    We look like we're having fun here.
[06:14] Lead
    It's all thanks to you guys.
[06:17] Atori
    Well, of course.
[06:19] Atori
    We will always be there
    to be your playmates!
[06:24] Atori And Maemaro
    We are the Walter staff!
[06:27] Lead; Jazz; Camui; Goemon
    What?!
[06:28] Lead
    You guys work here? You don't look like it.
[06:31] Goemon
    They've got that pose down.
[06:33] Camui
    Which means...
[06:34] Camui
    The ladies also have a cute go-to pose!
[06:39] Jazz
    Could you do that pose one more time, bro?
[06:45] Jazz
    Whoa, what the heck?
[06:46] Lead
    We're getting a bunch of pictures
    from the Balam team...
[06:48] Goemon
    Th-They look like they're having fun!
[06:51] Atori
    Hey. What's up?
[06:53] Lead
    Bro, could you tell us the best place
    to have fun here? Please?
[06:56] Goemon
    At this rate, we're going to lose!
[06:59] Lead
    Somewhere the other teams haven't gone.
[07:01] ---
    Maybe a hole in the wall.
[07:05] Lead
    How about here? Kararagi Street!
[07:08] Kalego
    Don't.
[07:11] Kalego
    Walter Park was created to relieve
    demons' stress during their evil cycles.
[07:17] Kalego
    Therefore, some of it still remains...
[07:21] Kalego
    The remnants of a bloody feud...
[07:23] ---
    A back alley where illegal magical
    apparatuses are still traded.
[07:34] Kalego
    If you want to keep your wings,
    don't go near there.
[07:39] Kalego
    Understood?
[07:41] Lead
    Yeah, but...
[07:45] Jazz
    We keep looking at the flower on
    your head, so you're not scary at—
[07:49] Lead And Jazz
    Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
[07:55] Ronove
    Ronove!
[07:58] Ronove
    Ronove!
[08:08] Uetoto
    How much energy do those two have?
[08:12] Sabro
    Well done, my rival! Such vigor!
[08:16] Asmodeus
    I'm so happy that Iruma-sama
    is having so much fun!
[08:21] Ronove
    Well done keeping up with me...
[08:24] Ronove
    Ilbert-kun!
[08:26] Iruma
    It's Iruma.
[08:30] Iruma
    Everything looks so fun,
    I don't know where to look!
[08:34] Ronove
    Yes, yes! Don't get left behind!
[08:38] Ronove
    Ro, Ro, Ro, Ro!
[08:41] ---
    Ro, Ro, Ro, Ro!
[08:46] Iruma
    Ah...
[08:48] Iruma
    So this is an amusement park!
[08:50] Iruma
    It's so much fun!
[08:52] Iruma
    It's so entertaining!
[09:00] Iruma
    Amusement parks...
[09:02] Iruma
    are the best!
SIGN    Kararagi Street
[09:18] Iruma
    I got separated from everyone!
[09:20] Iruma
    Oh, wait. It's fine.
[09:22] ---
    I just need to call...
[09:24] Iruma
    The battery's dead?
[09:30] Iruma
    Wait, does this mean...
[09:33] Nar
    Suzuki Iruma, age fourteen...
[09:37] Nar
    is lost.
SIGN    We're the same
[09:46] Asmodeus
    Again...
[09:47] Asmodeus
    The King's Manor is the
    farthest away from here!
[09:50] Sabro
    We just need to go straight down this path!
[09:53] Asmodeus
    There is no path there, you fool!
[09:54] Picero
    Shut up already!
[09:55] Sabro
    We'll just make one, then!
[09:56] Ronove
    I'm back, Ronove!
[09:58] Ronove
    I'm back!
[10:01] Balam
    Wait, where's Iruma-kun?
[10:01] Asmodeus
    Don't be ridiculous!
[10:03] All
    Huh?
[10:05] Ronove
    Huh? Ro?
[10:07] Balam
    Huh?
[10:09] Sabro And Asmodeus
    Huh?
[10:11] Asmodeus
    D-Don't tell me...
[10:16] All
    He's lost?!
[10:18] Iruma
    Wh-What... What should I do?
[10:22] Suspicious Demon
    Are you lost?
[10:26] Suspicious Demon
    Come this way...
[10:35] Iruma
    U-Um, I...
[10:37] Suspicious Demon
    Don't worry, don't worry,
    don't worry, don't worry, don't worry!
[10:44] Iruma
    Um, um!
[10:49] Iruma
    Huh? Something... soft?
[10:54] Suspicious Demon
    Ow, ow, ow, ow!
[10:56] Shiida
    You have business... with my little brother?
[11:11] Iruma
    U-Um...
[11:17] Shiida
    This way.
[11:30] Iruma
    W-We made it out!
[11:35] Shiida
    That way... is really... dangerous.
[11:39] Shiida
    You can't go in...
    just because you're curious.
[11:42] Iruma
    I-I'm sorry...
[11:46] Shiida
    The lost child center is over there.
[11:49] Shiida
    It's a little far, but...
[11:52] Iruma
    Thank you very much.
[11:54] Shiida
    Be... careful.
[12:07] Iruma
    I guess I got too excited over my
    first trip to an amusement park.
[12:11] Iruma
    I caused everyone trouble.
[12:13] Iruma
    I just wanted to make great
    memories with everyone...
[12:18] Shiida
    Want... some ice... cream?
[12:21] Iruma
    Whoa! Y-You're... the nice lady from earlier?
[12:24] Iruma
    H-Huh? But why?
[12:26] Shiida
    Because... I accidentally...
    bought some... ice cream.
[12:31] Iruma
    You accidentally... bought
    a quintuple scoop of ice cream?
[12:34] Shiida
    And...
[12:37] Shiida
    You shouldn't... look down...
    at the amusement park.
[12:43] Shiida
    You'll get lost again... maybe.
[12:46] Iruma
    Yes, you're right.
SIGN    Has a Prior Record
[12:49] Iruma
    Yum...
[13:03] Shiida
    Is that... fun?
[13:05] Iruma
    Yes!
[13:06] Iruma
    But didn't we come here
    because you wanted to ride this?
[13:10] Shiida
    Actually, if...
[13:13] Shiida
    I try to touch them...
    the animals... run... so...
[13:20] Iruma
    Animals get nervous when you try
    to touch them from above,
[13:23] Iruma
    so it's best to reach from below.
[13:26] Iruma
    That's what Balam-sensei told me.
[13:35] Birb
    Tweet, tweet.
[13:40] Shiida
    What... should I do now?
[13:42] Iruma
    Gently... Gently let them down.
[13:50] Shiida
    This is... the first time...
    I took a picture... with an animal...
[13:55] Iruma
    It's a great picture!
[13:59] Iruma
    Okay, I guess I'll head over
    to the lost child center.
[14:10] Iruma
    Well, shall we?
[14:13] Iruma
    Um...
[14:14] Shiida
    The lost child center is far... and...
[14:17] Shiida
    It might be better to look down
    from above... maybe.
[14:25] Iruma
    This is my first time on a Ferris wheel!
[14:28] Shiida
    Once we get to the top...
    the gondolas spin... apparently.
[14:33] Iruma
    Huh? R-Really?
[14:36] Iruma
    Um... Thank you so much.
[14:40] Iruma
    I was a little sad and
    confused when I got lost...
[14:46] Iruma
    But since you've been so nice to me,
[14:49] ---
    I was reminded how happy I am to be here.
[15:02] Shiida
    Good.
[15:06] Shiida
    Oh... I was supposed to reach from below.
[15:10] Iruma
    Er, no. I'm fine.
[15:16] Iruma
    It's Azz-kun and the others!
[15:22] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama...
[15:24] Iruma
    I'm sorry!
[15:25] Asmodeus
    I'm so glad you're safe!
[15:27] Balam
    Thank goodness...
[15:29] Iruma
    I'm so sorry for worrying you!
[15:31] Sabro
    You can barely stand.
[15:34] Iruma
    Um...
[15:38] Iruma
    But this really nice lady helped me!
[15:41] Asmodeus
    I see!
[15:42] Iruma
    I'll introduce you to—
[15:44] ---
    Huh?
[15:45] Sabro
    Where is she?
[15:47] Iruma
    Sh-She was just with me...
[15:50] Asmodeus
    Did you eat something bad?
[15:53] Iruma
    Uh, no... Huh? Where...
[16:03] Staff A
    Oh, there you are!
[16:04] Staff A
    Shiida-kun, don't go leaving your post!
[16:07] Staff A
    We may work behind the scenes,
    but we're still everyone's playmates!
[16:11] Shiida
    Yes.
[16:13] Shiida
    Because we're... the Walter staff.
[16:17] Ameri
    Honestly.
[16:19] ---
    How could you be so careless as to get lost?
[16:21] Lead
    I'm glad you're okay, though.
[16:23] ---
    Are you good now?
[16:27] Iruma
    Um...
[16:28] Kids 1
    We're the Six Fingers!
[16:30] Iruma
    I'm currently...
[16:30] Kids 2
    Defeat the dragon!
[16:32] Kids 3
    Yeah!
[16:34] Iruma
    ...playing a monster.
[16:37] Lead
    Uh, what?
[16:39] Iruma
    I'm being punished in the kids' area.
[16:41] Ronove
    Ro, Ro, Ro, Ro, Ro!
[16:43] Ronove
    What a fun little punishment!
[16:45] Asmodeus
    Those children... How dare
    they attack Iruma-sama?!
[16:49] Balam
    Now, now. Iruma wanted to do this.
[16:51] Kids 1
    Go, Fluffy Wuffy!
[16:54] Picero
    Hey... Stop that!
[16:57] Wetoto
    Now, now. Play nicely.
[16:59] Kids 1
    Hi-yah!
[17:00] Wetoto
    Ow!
[17:01] Kids 1
    We're the Six Fingers! We're scary!
[17:03] Iruma
    The Six Fingers?
[17:04] Asmodeus
    They're a famous criminal organization.
[17:07] Asmodeus
    Their evil deeds are countless.
[17:10] Asmodeus
    They're an organization filled with villainous
    demons who want to go back to the old ways.
SIGN    The Six Fingers
[17:14] Asmodeus
    They're rather mysterious,
    which makes them popular.
[17:18] Picero
    I've had enough...
[17:20] Picero
    Ro?
[17:22] Ronove
    It's because you have that stupid mask on!
[17:24] Ronove
    I will let you wear mine instead.
[17:26] Picero
    Hey...
[17:31] Picero
    Wow, it's bright out...
[17:34] Ronove
    Ro, Ro! Ro, Ro! Ro, Ro!
[17:37] Wetoto
    O-Oh, my.
[17:38] Sabro
    He's so blindingly beautiful!
[17:41] Asmodeus
    Agares, I had no idea you looked like that.
[17:44] Iruma
    S-So bright!
[17:48] Iruma
    Wha...
[17:48] Ronove
    No, Ronove! His blinding aura!
[17:53] Ronove
    He's copying me!
[17:56] Three
    Uh, no, he's not.
[17:57] Ronove
    He is... He is... He is...
[17:58] Wetoto
    I mean, he's rather dashing, as well.
[18:00] Ronove
    He's a different type!
[18:03] Ronove
    These big, bright eyes! These long lashes!
[18:06] Ronove
    His curly hair and his sparkly aura!
[18:10] Ronove
    No! Absolutely not!
[18:12] ---
    I will not stand for it! No, no, no, no!
[18:13] Picero
    What's with this guy?
    He's so loud. I hate him.
[18:17] Ronove
    I cannot let this stand!
[18:18] ---
    You need to change in the cosplay area! Now!
[18:21] Picero
    What?
[18:21] Ronove
    You can be handsome in
    a different way than me.
[18:25] Ronove
    I will change you into a wild and
    nice Ronove with my own two hands!
SIGN    Panicking
[18:31] Ronove
    Now, let us go, Ronove!
[18:33] Picero
    Just let me sleep!
[18:35] Picero
    Stop!
[18:38] Iruma
    Wh-What should we do?
[18:40] Asmodeus
    Let's get you changed as well, Iruma-sama.
[18:41] Iruma
    Huh?!
[18:41] Balam
    They're all so lively.
[18:44] Wetoto
    Oh, Sensei.
[18:46] Wetoto
    They'll probably be here for a while,
[18:48] Wetoto
    so I'd like to go back and report
     to headquarters for now.
[18:52] Balam
    Oh, sure. I'll keep a better eye on them.
[18:57] Wetoto
    Thank you.
[19:09] Staff A
    Good work out there.
[19:10] Staff A
    Must be rough, babysitting the young master.
[19:14] Wetoto
    Yes, quite.
[19:16] Staff A
    But all the new staff members we've
    gained lately have been excellent.
[19:20] Staff A
    They're quick with their work
    and fast learners.
[19:23] Staff A
    Though I guess you're just mediocre.
[19:25] Wetoto
    Ouch, Senpai.
[19:28] Staff A
    Well, the warden is currently
     on a business trip.
[19:32] Staff A
    Let's just keep doing our best.
[19:34] Staff A
    See ya.
[19:34] Wetoto
    Yes.
[19:40] Wetoto
    How'd it go?
[19:41] Shiida
    Just... fine.
[19:44] Shiida
    Everyone's... waiting for... your orders.
[19:58] Wetoto
    We will now put our plan in motion.
[20:02] Wetoto
    From this moment on,
    we are not part of the Walter staff.
[20:08] Wetoto
    We will instead attack this
    park as the Six Fingers.
SIGN    The Six Fingers
[20:18] Miki And Atori
    Yes, Brother!
SIGN    Sixth Finger Maemaro
[20:21] Maemaro
    About damn time.
SIGN    Fifth Finger Atori
[20:23] Atori
    We've been waiting forever, We-nii.
SIGN    Fourth Finger
     Miki
[20:26] Miki
    We've been getting our work done.
SIGN    Third Finger Hyudarin
[20:29] Hyudarin
    It was quite entertaining.
SIGN    Second Finger
     Shiida
[20:35] Wetoto
    We've been lying in wait,
SIGN    First Finger
    Wetoto
[20:38] Wetoto
    all for this day.
[20:40] Wetoto
    During the pandemonium
    that's about to occur,
[20:43] Wetoto
    we will head toward the underground prison
[20:47] Wetoto
    and free our target.
[20:52] Wetoto
    We are the Six Fingers.
[20:55] Wetoto
    The Six Fingers that bring about chaos.
[20:58] Wetoto
    The days we spent here
    at Walter Park were fun.
[21:05] Wetoto
    And that's why...
[21:07] Wetoto
    we will destroy it with utmost care.
[21:44] Wetoto
    Now, let the festivities begin.
[23:22] Clara
    Su... ki... ma.
SIGN    Su
SIGN    Ki
SIGN    Ma
SIGN    If you'd like to adopt a chick,
    please see the staff
[23:26] Iruma
    Apparently, these chicks are up for adoption.
[23:29] Shiida
    I think... adopting one... is too...
[23:31] ---
    difficult for me... now.
[23:33] Iruma
    Well, if you were to adopt one,
    what would you name it?
[23:37] Shiida
    Name?
[23:38] Chick
    Tweet...
[23:41] Shiida
    Captain Ponchom.
[23:43] Iruma
    Huh? Po...
[23:44] Iruma
    Ponchom?
[23:45] Chick
    Ponchom!
SIGN    Ponchom
[23:47] Shiida
    Sounds strong... right?
[23:48] Iruma
    Huh? Uh, s-sure!
[23:51] Iruma
    Ponchom... Hm... Hmm...
[23:54] Nar
    Iruma pondered what
    strength actually meant.
[23:58] Chick
    Tweet.
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[24:00] Clara
    Something huge just showed up!
[24:02] Clara
    Is it a new attraction? Or maybe a show?
[24:05] Clara
    Wow!
[24:06] ---
    Magical beasts are on the rampage!
[24:08] Clara
    Woo! They're so realistic!
[24:10] Clara
    Iruma-chi, did you know?
[24:11] ---
    It's probably, uh, projection...
    mapping, or whatever it's called!
[24:17] Clara
    Next time on Welcome to
     Demon School! Iruma-kun,
[24:19] Clara
    "Magical Beasts Attack."
[24:20] Clara
    Huh? Maybe, just maybe,
    this could be camouflage...
[24:23] Clara
    Or maybe it's the real thing?!