# E14 - Everyone's Playmates
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**[00:01] Nar**
* The end of terminus:*
* Babyls's summer vacation.*
***SIGN*** Balam Team
***SIGN*** Opera Team
**[00:05] Nar**
* Iruma and his friends split up*
* into three teams*
**[00:07] Nar**
*and are competing to see*
***SIGN*** Kalego Team
**[00:09] ---**
*who can have the most fun at Walter Park.*
**[00:15] Nar**
* Suzuki Iruma, age fourteen, is the only*
* human living in the netherworld.*
**[00:21] Nar**
* As he receives continuous praise while*
* going to the demon school Babyls,*
**[00:26] Nar**
* he discovers his ambition*
* and goal as a student.*
**[00:30] Nar**
*And that is...*
**[00:32] Nar**
*to raise his rank.*
**[00:34] Nar**
*What could be awaiting him in the future?*
***SIGN*** Everyone's Playmates
**[02:13] Everyone**
"Everyone's Playmates."
**[02:24] Elizabetta**
Oh my gosh! You look so cute!
**[02:26] Keroli**
Y-Yeah.
**[02:28] Mikii**
You look lovely, miss!
**[02:31] Ameri**
Y-You think so?
**[02:33] ---**
I will say it's not easy to do an axe kick
in clothes I'm not accustomed to.
**[02:38] Clara**
Everyone!
**[02:40] Clara**
Mermaidoo.
**[02:44] Clara**
Well? Do I seem like a mermaid?
**[02:46] Elizabetta**
Sort of. But your lower half...
**[02:49] Keroli**
Y-You shouldn't drag the
merchandise around like that!
**[02:52] Mikii**
Oh, don't worry.
**[02:53] ---**
But you seem to have the wrong size.
**[02:56] Mikii**
Hyu!
**[03:02] Hyudarin**
Pardon!
**[03:06] Hyudarin**
Every lady's body is different.
**[03:10] Hyudarin**
Each has materials, colors,
and lengths that fit her.
**[03:14] Hyudarin**
Knowing what fits you best
**[03:17] Hyudarin**
is the ultimate shortcut to
emphasizing your charms.
**[03:22] Clara**
Wow!
**[03:25] Ameri**
What a tiny gentleman.
**[03:27] Clara**
Thank you, tiny grandpa.
**[03:29] Elizabetta**
A miniature dandy!
**[03:31] Keroli**
Hey, come on, now...
**[03:32] Opera**
I apologize for the trouble.
**[03:34] Hyudarin**
No, no.
**[03:35] ---**
I am very aware of my size.
**[03:39] Mikii**
Yes, we have nothing to hide!
**[03:42] Mikii**
We will always be there
to be your playmates!
**[03:45] Mikii And Hyudarin**
We are the Walter staff!
**[03:47] Hyudarin**
Indeed.
**[03:48] Clara**
Wow, they've got the pose down.
**[03:51] Clara**
Let's also pose and take a picture!
**[03:58] Camui; Lead; Jazz; Goemon**
They look like they're having fun!
**[04:00] Lead**
Meanwhile, here we are...
**[04:12] Lead**
It's no use!
**[04:13] Jazz**
He doesn't look like he's having fun at all!
**[04:16] Kalego**
Just wait until we're all done with this.
**[04:21] Nar**
* Remember, the team that has*
* the most fun wins this competition.*
**[04:24] Nar**
* Kalego is unable to say no, in order*
* to keep things fair between the teams.*
**[04:29] Lead**
I mean, it definitely leaves an impression.
**[04:32] Goemon**
If only he actually looked
like he was having fun.
**[04:35] Atori**
Hey there, boys.
**[04:39] Atori**
Got any cash?
**[04:42] Lead**
*Crap, they're definitely bad news.*
**[04:44] Jazz**
*No, we'll be fine!*
**[04:46] Lead**
*I'm sure Sensei will protect us.*
**[04:49] Kalego**
Sorry, my hands are full right now.
**[04:53] Lead And Jazz**
You malicious teacher!
**[04:55] Camui**
W-We don't have any money! See? See?
**[04:59] Atori**
Hey, that's not what we're after.
**[05:03] Atori**
Look over there.
**[05:06] Lead**
A shooting game?
**[05:10] Goemon**
The special prize is a Smatch!
**[05:13] Atori**
Whoever gets the most prizes can
take their opponent's prizes, too!
**[05:18] Atori**
You're free to use magic, as well.
**[05:20] Goemon**
That looks fun.
**[05:22] Lead**
Show 'em what you've got, Jazzy!
**[05:24] Jazz**
You got it!
**[05:32] Jazz**
Pit!
**[05:37] Jazz**
Sixty degrees to the right, then straight!
**[05:40] Goemon**
Understood!
**[05:43] Maemaro**
Hi-yah!
**[05:45] Lead; Jazz; Goemon; Camui**
Hey!
**[05:46] Atori**
No one ever said we wouldn't interfere.
**[05:49] Lead; Goemon; Camui**
What?!
**[05:50] Jazz**
That's low!
**[05:52] Maemaro**
We call that strategy
the Penalizing Requiem.
***SIGN*** Penalizing Requiem
**[05:55] Lead**
Lame!
**[05:55] Goemon**
That's so lame!
**[05:57] Atori**
I guess we're up next.
**[06:00] Lead**
Let's get in their way, too!
**[06:02] Jazz**
Go, bird!
**[06:03] Camui**
Why me?!
**[06:04] Atori**
We got a prize!
**[06:06] Lead**
Don't give up!
**[06:11] Jazz**
We look like we're having fun here.
**[06:14] Lead**
It's all thanks to you guys.
**[06:17] Atori**
Well, of course.
**[06:19] Atori**
We will always be there
to be your playmates!
**[06:24] Atori And Maemaro**
We are the Walter staff!
**[06:27] Lead; Jazz; Camui; Goemon**
What?!
**[06:28] Lead**
You guys work here? You don't look like it.
**[06:31] Goemon**
They've got that pose down.
**[06:33] Camui**
Which means...
**[06:34] Camui**
The ladies also have a cute go-to pose!
**[06:39] Jazz**
Could you do that pose one more time, bro?
**[06:45] Jazz**
Whoa, what the heck?
**[06:46] Lead**
We're getting a bunch of pictures
from the Balam team...
**[06:48] Goemon**
Th-They look like they're having fun!
**[06:51] Atori**
Hey. What's up?
**[06:53] Lead**
Bro, could you tell us the best place
to have fun here? Please?
**[06:56] Goemon**
At this rate, we're going to lose!
**[06:59] Lead**
Somewhere the other teams haven't gone.
**[07:01] ---**
Maybe a hole in the wall.
**[07:05] Lead**
How about here? Kararagi Street!
**[07:08] Kalego**
Don't.
**[07:11] Kalego**
Walter Park was created to relieve
demons' stress during their evil cycles.
**[07:17] Kalego**
Therefore, some of it still remains...
**[07:21] Kalego**
The remnants of a bloody feud...
**[07:23] ---**
A back alley where illegal magical
apparatuses are still traded.
**[07:34] Kalego**
If you want to keep your wings,
don't go near there.
**[07:39] Kalego**
Understood?
**[07:41] Lead**
Yeah, but...
**[07:45] Jazz**
We keep looking at the flower on
your head, so you're not scary at—
**[07:49] Lead And Jazz**
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
**[07:55] Ronove**
Ronove!
**[07:58] Ronove**
Ronove!
**[08:08] Uetoto**
How much energy do those two have?
**[08:12] Sabro**
Well done, my rival! Such vigor!
**[08:16] Asmodeus**
I'm so happy that Iruma-sama
is having so much fun!
**[08:21] Ronove**
Well done keeping up with me...
**[08:24] Ronove**
Ilbert-kun!
**[08:26] Iruma**
It's Iruma.
**[08:30] Iruma**
Everything looks so fun,
I don't know where to look!
**[08:34] Ronove**
Yes, yes! Don't get left behind!
**[08:38] Ronove**
Ro, Ro, Ro, Ro!
**[08:41] ---**
Ro, Ro, Ro, Ro!
**[08:46] Iruma**
*Ah...*
**[08:48] Iruma**
*So this is an amusement park!*
**[08:50] Iruma**
*It's so much fun!*
**[08:52] Iruma**
*It's so entertaining!*
**[09:00] Iruma**
*Amusement parks...*
**[09:02] Iruma**
*are the best!*
***SIGN*** Kararagi Street
**[09:18] Iruma**
*I got separated from everyone!*
**[09:20] Iruma**
Oh, wait. It's fine.
**[09:22] ---**
I just need to call...
**[09:24] Iruma**
The battery's dead?
**[09:30] Iruma**
Wait, does this mean...
**[09:33] Nar**
*Suzuki Iruma, age fourteen...*
**[09:37] Nar**
*is lost.*
***SIGN*** We're the same
**[09:46] Asmodeus**
Again...
**[09:47] Asmodeus**
The King's Manor is the
farthest away from here!
**[09:50] Sabro**
We just need to go straight down this path!
**[09:53] Asmodeus**
There is no path there, you fool!
**[09:54] Picero**
Shut up already!
**[09:55] Sabro**
We'll just make one, then!
**[09:56] Ronove**
I'm back, Ronove!
**[09:58] Ronove**
I'm back!
**[10:01] Balam**
Wait, where's Iruma-kun?
**[10:01] Asmodeus**
Don't be ridiculous!
**[10:03] All**
Huh?
**[10:05] Ronove**
Huh? Ro?
**[10:07] Balam**
Huh?
**[10:09] Sabro And Asmodeus**
Huh?
**[10:11] Asmodeus**
D-Don't tell me...
**[10:16] All**
He's lost?!
**[10:18] Iruma**
*Wh-What... What should I do?*
**[10:22] Suspicious Demon**
Are you lost?
**[10:26] Suspicious Demon**
Come this way...
**[10:35] Iruma**
U-Um, I...
**[10:37] Suspicious Demon**
Don't worry, don't worry,
don't worry, don't worry, don't worry!
**[10:44] Iruma**
Um, um!
**[10:49] Iruma**
*Huh? Something... soft?*
**[10:54] Suspicious Demon**
Ow, ow, ow, ow!
**[10:56] Shiida**
You have business... with my little brother?
**[11:11] Iruma**
U-Um...
**[11:17] Shiida**
This way.
**[11:30] Iruma**
W-We made it out!
**[11:35] Shiida**
That way... is really... dangerous.
**[11:39] Shiida**
You can't go in...
just because you're curious.
**[11:42] Iruma**
I-I'm sorry...
**[11:46] Shiida**
The lost child center is over there.
**[11:49] Shiida**
It's a little far, but...
**[11:52] Iruma**
Thank you very much.
**[11:54] Shiida**
Be... careful.
**[12:07] Iruma**
* I guess I got too excited over my*
* first trip to an amusement park.*
**[12:11] Iruma**
*I caused everyone trouble.*
**[12:13] Iruma**
* I just wanted to make great*
* memories with everyone...*
**[12:18] Shiida**
Want... some ice... cream?
**[12:21] Iruma**
Whoa! Y-You're... the nice lady from earlier?
**[12:24] Iruma**
H-Huh? But why?
**[12:26] Shiida**
Because... I accidentally...
bought some... ice cream.
**[12:31] Iruma**
You accidentally... bought
a quintuple scoop of ice cream?
**[12:34] Shiida**
And...
**[12:37] Shiida**
You shouldn't... look down...
at the amusement park.
**[12:43] Shiida**
You'll get lost again... maybe.
**[12:46] Iruma**
Yes, you're right.
***SIGN*** Has a Prior Record
**[12:49] Iruma**
Yum...
**[13:03] Shiida**
Is that... fun?
**[13:05] Iruma**
Yes!
**[13:06] Iruma**
But didn't we come here
because you wanted to ride this?
**[13:10] Shiida**
Actually, if...
**[13:13] Shiida**
I try to touch them...
the animals... run... so...
**[13:20] Iruma**
Animals get nervous when you try
to touch them from above,
**[13:23] Iruma**
so it's best to reach from below.
**[13:26] Iruma**
That's what Balam-sensei told me.
**[13:35] Birb**
Tweet, tweet.
**[13:40] Shiida**
What... should I do now?
**[13:42] Iruma**
Gently... Gently let them down.
**[13:50] Shiida**
This is... the first time...
I took a picture... with an animal...
**[13:55] Iruma**
It's a great picture!
**[13:59] Iruma**
Okay, I guess I'll head over
to the lost child center.
**[14:10] Iruma**
Well, shall we?
**[14:13] Iruma**
Um...
**[14:14] Shiida**
The lost child center is far... and...
**[14:17] Shiida**
It might be better to look down
from above... maybe.
**[14:25] Iruma**
This is my first time on a Ferris wheel!
**[14:28] Shiida**
Once we get to the top...
the gondolas spin... apparently.
**[14:33] Iruma**
Huh? R-Really?
**[14:36] Iruma**
Um... Thank you so much.
**[14:40] Iruma**
I was a little sad and
confused when I got lost...
**[14:46] Iruma**
But since you've been so nice to me,
**[14:49] ---**
I was reminded how happy I am to be here.
**[15:02] Shiida**
Good.
**[15:06] Shiida**
Oh... I was supposed to reach from below.
**[15:10] Iruma**
Er, no. I'm fine.
**[15:16] Iruma**
It's Azz-kun and the others!
**[15:22] Asmodeus**
Iruma-sama...
**[15:24] Iruma**
I'm sorry!
**[15:25] Asmodeus**
I'm so glad you're safe!
**[15:27] Balam**
Thank goodness...
**[15:29] Iruma**
I'm so sorry for worrying you!
**[15:31] Sabro**
You can barely stand.
**[15:34] Iruma**
Um...
**[15:38] Iruma**
But this really nice lady helped me!
**[15:41] Asmodeus**
I see!
**[15:42] Iruma**
I'll introduce you to—
**[15:44] ---**
Huh?
**[15:45] Sabro**
Where is she?
**[15:47] Iruma**
Sh-She was just with me...
**[15:50] Asmodeus**
Did you eat something bad?
**[15:53] Iruma**
Uh, no... Huh? Where...
**[16:03] Staff A**
Oh, there you are!
**[16:04] Staff A**
Shiida-kun, don't go leaving your post!
**[16:07] Staff A**
We may work behind the scenes,
but we're still everyone's playmates!
**[16:11] Shiida**
Yes.
**[16:13] Shiida**
Because we're... the Walter staff.
**[16:17] Ameri**
Honestly.
**[16:19] ---**
How could you be so careless as to get lost?
**[16:21] Lead**
I'm glad you're okay, though.
**[16:23] ---**
Are you good now?
**[16:27] Iruma**
Um...
**[16:28] Kids 1**
We're the Six Fingers!
**[16:30] Iruma**
I'm currently...
**[16:30] Kids 2**
Defeat the dragon!
**[16:32] Kids 3**
Yeah!
**[16:34] Iruma**
...playing a monster.
**[16:37] Lead**
*Uh, what?*
**[16:39] Iruma**
I'm being punished in the kids' area.
**[16:41] Ronove**
Ro, Ro, Ro, Ro, Ro!
**[16:43] Ronove**
What a fun little punishment!
**[16:45] Asmodeus**
Those children... How dare
they attack Iruma-sama?!
**[16:49] Balam**
Now, now. Iruma wanted to do this.
**[16:51] Kids 1**
Go, Fluffy Wuffy!
**[16:54] Picero**
Hey... Stop that!
**[16:57] Wetoto**
Now, now. Play nicely.
**[16:59] Kids 1**
Hi-yah!
**[17:00] Wetoto**
Ow!
**[17:01] Kids 1**
We're the Six Fingers! We're scary!
**[17:03] Iruma**
The Six Fingers?
**[17:04] Asmodeus**
They're a famous criminal organization.
**[17:07] Asmodeus**
Their evil deeds are countless.
**[17:10] Asmodeus**
They're an organization filled with villainous
demons who want to go back to the old ways.
***SIGN*** The Six Fingers
**[17:14] Asmodeus**
They're rather mysterious,
which makes them popular.
**[17:18] Picero**
I've had enough...
**[17:20] Picero**
Ro?
**[17:22] Ronove**
It's because you have that stupid mask on!
**[17:24] Ronove**
I will let you wear mine instead.
**[17:26] Picero**
Hey...
**[17:31] Picero**
Wow, it's bright out...
**[17:34] Ronove**
Ro, Ro! Ro, Ro! Ro, Ro!
**[17:37] Wetoto**
O-Oh, my.
**[17:38] Sabro**
He's so blindingly beautiful!
**[17:41] Asmodeus**
Agares, I had no idea you looked like that.
**[17:44] Iruma**
S-So bright!
**[17:48] Iruma**
Wha...
**[17:48] Ronove**
No, Ronove! His blinding aura!
**[17:53] Ronove**
He's copying me!
**[17:56] Three**
Uh, no, he's not.
**[17:57] Ronove**
He is... He is... He is...
**[17:58] Wetoto**
I mean, he's rather dashing, as well.
**[18:00] Ronove**
He's a different type!
**[18:03] Ronove**
These big, bright eyes! These long lashes!
**[18:06] Ronove**
His curly hair and his sparkly aura!
**[18:10] Ronove**
No! Absolutely not!
**[18:12] ---**
I will not stand for it! No, no, no, no!
**[18:13] Picero**
What's with this guy?
He's so loud. I hate him.
**[18:17] Ronove**
I cannot let this stand!
**[18:18] ---**
You need to change in the cosplay area! Now!
**[18:21] Picero**
What?
**[18:21] Ronove**
You can be handsome in
a different way than me.
**[18:25] Ronove**
I will change you into a wild and
nice Ronove with my own two hands!
***SIGN*** Panicking
**[18:31] Ronove**
Now, let us go, Ronove!
**[18:33] Picero**
Just let me sleep!
**[18:35] Picero**
Stop!
**[18:38] Iruma**
Wh-What should we do?
**[18:40] Asmodeus**
Let's get you changed as well, Iruma-sama.
**[18:41] Iruma**
Huh?!
**[18:41] Balam**
They're all so lively.
**[18:44] Wetoto**
Oh, Sensei.
**[18:46] Wetoto**
They'll probably be here for a while,
**[18:48] Wetoto**
so I'd like to go back and report
to headquarters for now.
**[18:52] Balam**
Oh, sure. I'll keep a better eye on them.
**[18:57] Wetoto**
Thank you.
**[19:09] Staff A**
Good work out there.
**[19:10] Staff A**
Must be rough, babysitting the young master.
**[19:14] Wetoto**
Yes, quite.
**[19:16] Staff A**
But all the new staff members we've
gained lately have been excellent.
**[19:20] Staff A**
They're quick with their work
and fast learners.
**[19:23] Staff A**
Though I guess you're just mediocre.
**[19:25] Wetoto**
Ouch, Senpai.
**[19:28] Staff A**
Well, the warden is currently
on a business trip.
**[19:32] Staff A**
Let's just keep doing our best.
**[19:34] Staff A**
See ya.
**[19:34] Wetoto**
Yes.
**[19:40] Wetoto**
How'd it go?
**[19:41] Shiida**
Just... fine.
**[19:44] Shiida**
Everyone's... waiting for... your orders.
**[19:58] Wetoto**
We will now put our plan in motion.
**[20:02] Wetoto**
From this moment on,
we are not part of the Walter staff.
**[20:08] Wetoto**
We will instead attack this
park as the Six Fingers.
***SIGN*** The Six Fingers
**[20:18] Miki And Atori**
Yes, Brother!
***SIGN*** Sixth Finger Maemaro
**[20:21] Maemaro**
About damn time.
***SIGN*** Fifth Finger Atori
**[20:23] Atori**
We've been waiting forever, We-nii.
***SIGN*** Fourth Finger
Miki
**[20:26] Miki**
We've been getting our work done.
***SIGN*** Third Finger Hyudarin
**[20:29] Hyudarin**
It was quite entertaining.
***SIGN*** Second Finger
Shiida
**[20:35] Wetoto**
We've been lying in wait,
***SIGN*** First Finger
Wetoto
**[20:38] Wetoto**
all for this day.
**[20:40] Wetoto**
During the pandemonium
that's about to occur,
**[20:43] Wetoto**
we will head toward the underground prison
**[20:47] Wetoto**
and free our target.
**[20:52] Wetoto**
We are the Six Fingers.
**[20:55] Wetoto**
The Six Fingers that bring about chaos.
**[20:58] Wetoto**
The days we spent here
at Walter Park were fun.
**[21:05] Wetoto**
And that's why...
**[21:07] Wetoto**
we will destroy it with utmost care.
**[21:44] Wetoto**
Now, let the festivities begin.
**[23:22] Clara**
Su... ki... ma.
***SIGN*** Su
***SIGN*** Ki
***SIGN*** Ma
***SIGN*** If you'd like to adopt a chick,
please see the staff
**[23:26] Iruma**
Apparently, these chicks are up for adoption.
**[23:29] Shiida**
I think... adopting one... is too...
**[23:31] ---**
difficult for me... now.
**[23:33] Iruma**
Well, if you were to adopt one,
what would you name it?
**[23:37] Shiida**
Name?
**[23:38] Chick**
Tweet...
**[23:41] Shiida**
Captain Ponchom.
**[23:43] Iruma**
Huh? Po...
**[23:44] Iruma**
Ponchom?
**[23:45] Chick**
Ponchom!
***SIGN*** Ponchom
**[23:47] Shiida**
Sounds strong... right?
**[23:48] Iruma**
Huh? Uh, s-sure!
**[23:51] Iruma**
Ponchom... Hm... Hmm...
**[23:54] Nar**
* Iruma pondered what*
* strength actually meant.*
**[23:58] Chick**
Tweet.
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[24:00] Clara**
Something huge just showed up!
**[24:02] Clara**
Is it a new attraction? Or maybe a show?
**[24:05] Clara**
Wow!
**[24:06] ---**
Magical beasts are on the rampage!
**[24:08] Clara**
Woo! They're so realistic!
**[24:10] Clara**
Iruma-chi, did you know?
**[24:11] ---**
It's probably, uh, projection...
mapping, or whatever it's called!
**[24:17] Clara**
Next time on *Welcome to
Demon School! Iruma-kun*,
**[24:19] Clara**
"Magical Beasts Attack."
**[24:20] Clara**
Huh? Maybe, just maybe,
this could be camouflage...
**[24:23] Clara**
Or maybe it's the real thing?!