E8 - Can We Make 100 Friends? / The Students I'm Proud Of Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:04] Haruno And Azuki     He's... [00:05] Dosanko And Konatsu     ...so... [00:06] Azuki; Haruno; Konatsu     ...hot! SIGN    He's So Hot [00:09] Picero     Huh? [00:11] Dosanko     He's truly the beautiful lad from     the ancient myths of the netherworld! [00:16] Dosanko     The one who was so beautiful     that he was put to sleep forever! [00:21] Dosanko     Endymion-sama! [00:30] Narrator     The students of the Misfit Class     were given a task. [00:34] Narrator     If they do not all advance to the     Dalet rank before their second year, [00:39] Narrator     they will be kicked out of the Royal One,     which they worked so hard to acquire. [00:45] Narrator     Iruma and his friends must attempt     the rank-advancement exams. [00:49] Narrator     First up... The Harvest Festival! SIGN    Can We Make 100 Friends? [02:26] Picero And Goemon     "Can We Make 100 Friends?" [02:33] Pekepon     Pekepon! [02:34] Demon Cabbage     Hakupon! [02:36] Demon Beans     Make sure you eat your veggies! [02:39] Goemon     What a haul! [02:42] Goemon     All right, time to head back. [02:53] Goemon     Having a castle makes     hunting feel so much safer. [02:58] Goemon     I have returned, Agares-dono! [03:01] Goemon     Do you prefer rice porridge     or rice with veggies? [03:04] Haruno     So cute! [03:06] Konatsu     Are your eyelashes natural?! [03:07] Azuki     You're all disheveled! [03:09] Goemon     A raid?! [03:13] Konatsu     Wow! [03:14] Konatsu     You can stack ten matches on his eyelashes! [03:16] Picero     Stop that! [03:17] Haruno     He looks great with flowers! [03:20] Picero     Stop that! [03:21] Azuki     Why's the top of your head so pointy? [03:24] Picero     Stop, damn it! [03:31] Dosanko     Endymion! [03:36] Dosanko     Endymi—oh! [03:40] Haruno; Konatsu; Azuki     Dosa-chan! [03:44] Dosanko     Love hurts so much sometimes... [03:49] Haruno; Konatsu; Azuki     D-Dosa-chan! [03:51] Picero     Shut up! [03:53] Goemon     Now, now, now, now... [03:56] Goemon     I see. [03:57] Goemon     So you were attacked by magical beasts. [04:00] Goemon     That must have been rough. [04:02] Haruno     No, we're sorry. [04:04] Konatsu     Sorry. [04:05] Azuki     He was just so beautiful     that we lost our minds. [04:11] Goemon     I guess there are some hunter     instincts at play here. [04:13] Haruno     Sorry. [04:14] Konatsu     We're really sorry. [04:16] Azuki     Truly. [04:20] Haruno     But wow... [04:21] Haruno     We didn't expect to find such     an amazing castle in the forest. [04:24] Goemon     Ah, yes. [04:24] Goemon     This is Agares-dono's bloodline ability. [04:27] Goemon     Right? [04:28] Picero     I build by acknowledging that the earth     and trees are all a part of the ground. SIGN    Bed (My Area) [04:37] Picero     It's a practical usage of My Area. [04:44] Picero     This isn't exactly a castle.     We're on top of my bed. [04:49] Haruno And Konatsu     On his bed! [04:51] Azuki     Oh, my! [04:53] Picero     Why do you all seem so happy? [04:55] Azuki     W-Wow. [04:57] Azuki     Your magic level is so high. [04:59] Azuki     Agares-kun, you're rank Alef, right? [05:04] Picero     Well, since that hardcore lady trained me... [05:11] Picero     Anyway! [05:13] Picero     How dare you come into     my bed without permission? [05:16] Picero     Hurry up and drink that... [05:17] Picero     and leave! [05:17] Goemon     Please, enjoy your stay. [05:20] Eye Demon     Gyo! [05:21] Eye Demon     Gyo! [05:22] Eye Demon     Gyo! [05:23] Picero     Why?! [05:25] Goemon     We can't just throw them into that     forest filled with magical beasts! [05:29] Azuki     It's scary outside. [05:31] Haruno     And we're hungry. [05:32] Konatsu     We have no lives left. [05:34] Haruno; Konatsu; Azuki     Sigh... [05:37] Goemon     I'll go get us some more tea. [05:39] Haruno; Konatsu; Azuki     Thank you! [05:41] Picero     That stupid busybody! [05:43] Picero     Does he realize we're in the     middle of the Harvest Festival? [05:45] Azuki     Um... [05:46] Azuki     Are you and Garp-kun good friends? [05:49] Picero     What?! [05:50] Konatsu     I'd love to hear about your private lives! [05:52] Haruno     Yeah, yeah! [05:55] Picero     Not really. [05:57] Picero     He's just... some stupid busybody. [06:07] (Flashback) Goemon     Agares-dono! [06:09] (Flashback) Goemon     It's time to go to school! [06:11] (Flashback) Picero     Shut up. [06:12] (Flashback) Goemon     Good morning! [06:15] (Flashback) Picero     You come here every frickin' day... [06:18] (Flashback) Picero     Listen, I want to sleep. [06:21] (Flashback) Picero     I only care about hitting the minimum     required attendance for school, got it? [06:26] (Flashback) Picero     So— [06:27] (Flashback) Goemon     Have no fear! We are on our way! [06:29] (Flashback) Goemon     I'll properly deliver you to school! [06:33] (Flashback) Goemon     I've even got breakfast for you! SIGN    Off We Go [06:35] (Flashback) Letters     Off we go! [06:37] (Flashback) Picero     Listen to me, damn it. [06:38] (Flashback) Picero     Here! [06:40] (Flashback) Picero     This is good. [06:42] (Flashback) Picero     Seriously, I don't get it. [06:44] (Flashback) Picero     You don't benefit at all     from taking care of me. [06:48] (Flashback) Goemon     That's not true! [06:50] (Flashback) Goemon     Because my ambition... [06:52] (Flashback) Goemon     is to make 100 friends! [06:56] (Flashback) Picero     Huh? [06:57] (Flashback) Goemon     I just can't leave those     who are left out alone! [07:00] (Flashback) Goemon     Though... I'm such a busybody     that they all end up leaving... [07:06] (Flashback) Picero     You make no sense. [07:09] (Flashback) Goemon     But I won't give up! [07:11] (Flashback) Picero     Ugh, okay already. Do your best, I guess? [07:16] (Flashback) Goemon     Indeed! I will do my best! [07:19] (Flashback) Goemon     Let's go! [07:21] (Flashback) Picero     Shut up! Stop running! [07:24] (Flashback) Eye Demon     Gyo, gyo! [07:28] Picero     Ever since then, he keeps trying to     take care of me at every opportunity, [07:31] Picero     and he drags me everywhere. [07:34] Picero     He's so persistent, and I'm     so tired I can't even bother, [07:37] Picero     so I was letting him do what     he wanted for a while, but... [07:41] (Flashback) Picero     I'm so annoyed. [07:43] (Flashback) Picero     I don't know if my evil     cycle's coming up or what... [07:46] (Flashback) Picero     Whatever. Goodnight. [07:48] (Flashback) Goemon     Agares-dono! [07:50] (Flashback) Goemon     I found a very entertaining-looking spot! [07:52] (Flashback) Goemon     Let's go! [07:53] (Flashback) Picero     No. [07:54] (Flashback) Goemon     What? But it'll be so much fun! [07:56] (Flashback) Goemon     We'll go fishing for oglepoles! Let's go! [08:00] (Flashback) Picero     I said no. [08:02] (Flashback) Goemon     It's okay! I'll carry you there! [08:06] (Flashback) Picero     I said no! Leave me alone! [08:10] Picero     So, yeah... [08:11] Picero     I got super pissed. [08:13] Picero     Even I couldn't hold in     my irritation anymore, [08:16] Picero     and he went home looking super sad. [08:20] Picero     But from my point of view,     I should've yelled at him sooner! [08:23] Picero     He carries me around while I'm asleep! [08:26] Picero     That's basically kidnapping! Jeez! [08:27] Haruno     He actually talks quite a bit. [08:29] Picero     I got annoyed just remembering that. [08:29] Haruno     Yeah, he does... [08:31] Picero     Ugh, I'm honestly so sick of him. [08:34] Haruno     S-So they don't... actually get along? [08:38] Konatsu     Hard to say. [08:39] Azuki     But they hang out together... [08:43] Dosanko     I totally understand. [08:45] Dosanko     They're basically like a couple living     together while carrying a timebomb. [08:51] Dosanko     Eventually, a disagreement     will cause an explosion, [08:55] Dosanko     which will lead to a catastrophe,     and one of them will... [08:59] Dosanko     Endymion! [09:03] Goemon     Here's your Hell Grey tea! [09:05] Goemon     What were you talking— [09:11] Azuki     What are those screams? [09:12] Konatsu     Outside?! [09:14] Haruno     S-Someone's being attacked outside? [09:19] Picero     Garp... [09:20] Picero     Don't do it. [09:26] Picero     Just give it a rest!     This is the Harvest Festival! [09:29] Picero     Those four are already a handful, [09:33] Picero     and you're going to save even more? [09:35] Picero     This doesn't benefit us at all! [09:42] Goemon     But you understand, don't you, Agares-dono? [09:52] Goemon     I'll be back. [09:54] Picero     Ugh... [09:57] Picero     Damn it! [10:02] (Flashback) Picero     I can't sleep. [10:05] (Flashback) Picero     I can't sleep at all! This sucks! [10:08] (Flashback) Picero     Damn it, what the hell? [10:11] (Flashback) Picero     And it's because... [10:12] (Flashback) Picero     I said no! Leave me alone! [10:21] (Flashback) Picero     I really lashed out at him.     He probably won't be back. [10:25] (Flashback) Goemon     Agares-dono! Time for school! [10:31] (Flashback) Picero     D-Do you not remember     what happened yesterday? [10:34] (Flashback) Goemon     Huh? You yelled at me... right? [10:38] (Flashback) Goemon     But I figured you might be hungry. [10:42] (Flashback) Picero     Oh... He's... [10:45] (Flashback) Picero     He's... [10:47] (Flashback) Picero     a swordsman, but he's completely oblivious. [10:52] (Flashback) Picero     This is so stupid. [10:54] (Flashback) Goemon     Agares-dono? [10:55] (Flashback) Goemon     Agares-dono! Did you fall asleep? [10:58] (Flashback) Goemon     Don't you want any rice balls? [11:01] Picero     Seriously. [11:04] Picero     I'm done... [11:06] Picero     with your meddling! [11:25] Goemon     Wind-Sword Kill! SIGN    Wind-Sword Kill [11:30] Picero     He doesn't have any damn brakes... [11:39] Goemon     M-My apologies... [11:42] Picero     Whatever. [11:47] Azuki     Oh, thank goodness!     They are good friends, after all. [11:50] Dosanko     Friendship is beautiful. [11:53] Dosanko     They definitely get a spot      on my list of favorites. [11:57] Dosanko     I just can't get enough! [12:01] Picero     Hurry up and get inside.     Bring in whoever's outside, too. [12:04] Goemon     Agares-dono... Thank you! [12:13] Goemon     Come in, everyone! [12:18] Picero     Why, you... [12:20] Picero     Garp, you moron! [12:22] Picero     What am I supposed to do     with all these guys?! [12:24] Goemon     Huh? Wha? [12:26] Konatsu     Are they friends? [12:27] Azuki     Yup! [12:28] Haruno; Konatsu; Azuki; Dosanko     They totally are! SIGN    The Students I'm Proud Of [12:39] Students     "The Students I'm Proud Of." SIGN    Resourceful Leader     Sergeant Furfur SIGN    Seduction Instructor     Raim [12:49] Raim     Kyuba! SIGN    The Sobbing Empress     Vepar SIGN    Taming Gentleman     Mr. Hat [12:55] Mr. Hat     Now, then... [13:00] Furfur; Raim; Vepar; Mr. Hat     Cheers! [13:04] Furfur     Who got all these drinking snacks together? [13:07] Furfur     They're great! [13:09] Vepar     Liquid is just superb,     supreme, and divine... [13:13] Mr. Hat     Delving a little further,     the best kind of liquid is black tea. [13:18] Raim     Oh, I don't know about that. SIGN    No drinking alcohol until you're an adult [13:20] Eye Demon     Ding dong. [13:24] Teacher A     What's going on in that tent? [13:26] Furfur     Raimu-chan, sit over here! [13:29] Raim     What? As long as you don't get all clingy. [13:32] Vepar     U-Um, would you like some alcohol? [13:35] Mr. Hat     No, I am fine with black tea. [13:36] Furfur     Vepar-chan, did you cut yours with water? [13:40] Vepar     It's on the rocks. [13:41] Furfur     Seriously?! [13:42] Furfur     I guess you can handle     your alcohol, Vepar-chan. [13:42] Raim     Wow, so strong. [13:45] Opera     Excuse us. [13:47] Sullivan     We're coming in! [13:49] Sullivan     Let us join your little party! [13:53] Furfur     Sure thing! [13:57] Sullivan     Come on. You're coming, too, Bachiko-chan. [14:01] Sullivan     She was watching all alone,     so I dragged her with me. [14:05] (Flashback) Bachiko     Damn it, Iruma! [14:07] (Flashback) Bachiko     Damn it! [14:08] (Flashback) Bachiko     You're still at zero points, damn it! [14:15] Bachiko     I-I'm very happy to be     surrounded b-by such... [14:18] Bachiko     famous demons. Yes. [14:20] Furfur     Heya! You're from one of the     Three Great Heroes' families, too. [14:23] Furfur     Come on, let's hang out! [14:25] Bachiko     Okay! [14:30] Vepar     Alcohol? [14:31] Bachiko     Nah, I'm not gonna drink. [14:33] Opera     So, what kind of conversation     were you having? [14:37] Raim     Why, we were talking about     the Harvest Festival, of course. [14:40] Raim     Here's where everyone's at right now. [14:43] Mr. Hat     Now, then... [14:45] Sullivan     Are you going to show me Iruma-kun? [14:49] Sullivan     Devi... [14:51] Mr. Hat     Speaking as the taming instructor... [14:55] Mr. Hat     Lady Keroli and Gentleman Camui's     beast-commanding team is extremely talented. [15:00] Mr. Hat     Even in all the Harvest Festival's history, [15:02] Mr. Hat     there have never been students who      commanded magical beasts like they do! [15:05] Mr. Hat     Behold their nobility! Their beauty! [15:09] Narrator     The Keroli and Camui pair: 14,200 points. [15:12] Furfur     Ooh! [15:14] Raim     There was someone who won before without     really harming the magical beasts, too. [15:18] Sullivan     Ah, Balam-sensei. [15:21] Narrator     This is Balam Shichiro     when he was a student. [15:23] Narrator     He won the Harvest Festival by     acquiring 55,000 points on his own. [15:27] Narrator     He did not unnecessarily     harm any plants or beasts. [15:32] Sullivan     He fully used his knowledge of magical     plants and scored an insane amount of points. [15:36] Sullivan     That sure takes me back. [15:39] Sullivan     Though he also had quite     the talented advisor. [15:44] Raim     Hmm, but you know... [15:46] Sullivan     Ooh! Is Iruma-kun next? [15:50] Sullivan     Devi... [15:52] Raim     If you're taming anyone... [15:53] Raim     It should be the opposite sex! [15:55] Raim     In terms of sexiness, my girls are on top. [15:58] Narrator     The Clara and Elizabetta pair: 9,400 points. [16:03] Raim     Nothing is harder than fighting     back against your desires. [16:07] Furfur     Ah, the technique you used     at the Harvest Festival before... [16:11] Furfur     It's pretty amazing. [16:13] Sullivan     Yes, indeed. [16:15] Raim     Well, there was one man I couldn't     seduce, so I couldn't win... [16:22] Vepar     Um! [16:23] Vepar     There are other students trying their best     to get to the top over here, too! [16:27] Sullivan     Oh, Iruma-kun! [16:30] Sullivan     Devi... [16:32] Vepar     They created a sturdy castle and are     hunting magical beasts with incredible speed! [16:37] Vepar     These boys are using their bloodline      abilities the most skillfully [16:41] Vepar     of everyone in this Harvest Festival! [16:45] Mr. Hat     It seems quite crowded, but having     a base does give them an advantage. [16:48] Vepar     I know, right? [16:50] Sullivan     Oho... [16:51] Furfur     But still, making such a good showing     regardless of fighting or defensive skills... [16:55] Furfur     That's the easiest and best. [16:56] Sullivan     Is this finally Iruma-kun?! [16:59] Sullivan     Devi... [17:01] Furfur     They sneak right in... [17:04] Furfur     Use their heads... [17:07] Furfur     Set their sights on their prey... [17:11] Furfur     And steal it all away. [17:13] Furfur     Of course, when you're that sneaky     and cunning, you're gonna win. [17:19] Sullivan And Raim     So shameless! [17:21] Mr. Hat     I see... [17:23] Mr. Hat     Still, judging overall,     the ones closest to winning are... [17:28] Raim; Mr. Hat; Vepar     My students, obviously. [17:38] Raim; Mr. Hat; Vepar     Hm? [17:39] Narrator     Right now... SIGN    Rivals [17:45] Narrator     The mentors' sense of rivalry     has become clear. [17:49] Raim     Wait, wait. Nothing beats sexiness! [17:52] Vepar     W-Well, my boys are amazing, too! [17:55] Mr. Hat     Beast tamers are the ones     who should stand at the top! [17:59] Raim     But you can't score high     if you can't attack beasts! [18:02] Vepar     B-Bloodline abilities are the best! [18:06] Furfur     Now, calm down. [18:08] Furfur     This is turning into a game of one-upsmanship. [18:10] Vepar     Deceivers should be quiet right now! [18:12] Sullivan     Hey, hello? [18:16] Sullivan     Ugh! [18:17] Sullivan     You just keep bragging about your students! [18:20] Sullivan     There's Iruma-kun's team, too! [18:23] Vepar     Iruma... [18:24] Raim     ...kun? [18:27] Sullivan     To me, he's the best grandson! [18:30] Sullivan     The best choice to win the whole festival! [18:35] Sullivan     And push the button. [18:38] Sullivan     Iruma-kun! [18:40] Lead     So... I really think there's something there, [18:43] Lead     even though she didn't     actually say she likes me. [18:46] Iruma     Uh-huh. [18:47] Raim     They're talking about romance! [18:48] Mr. Hat     At a time like this... [18:50] Sullivan     How adorable! [18:54] Furfur     They've totally forgotten     about the Harvest Festival! [18:57] Furfur     They're sitting at zero points     after the first night. [19:00] Furfur     That team doesn't stand a chance. [19:03] Iruma     Um... Well, in that case... [19:07] Iruma     I-If a girl... [19:10] Iruma     um, tells you that she l-l-likes you.... [19:14] Iruma     What does that... [19:21] Lead     ...love you... [19:22] Lead     Just as much as everyone else. [19:25] Iruma     Huh? [19:26] Lead     Don't get your hopes up! You'll die! [19:28] Lead     You'll die... You'll die... You'll die...! [19:32] Raim     How adorable! [19:34] Raim     I was like that once, too. [19:36] Furfur     Jeez, they're way too relaxed. [19:38] Furfur     No one's ever won when they     had no points after the first day. [19:42] Furfur     At this rate, they'll probably     have to forfeit. Forget winning. [19:46] Opera     That's not— [19:49] Bachiko     Huh? [19:51] Bachiko     Who do you think you are, jackass?! [19:53] Bachiko     Don't go underestimatin' my Iruma! [19:58] Bachiko     All right. [20:00] Bachiko     Bring me some liquor!     We're about to have a meeting! [20:03] Raim     What? You can drink? [20:05] Furfur     Ooh, nice! I'm a fan of this turn of events. [20:08] Furfur     All right, let's drink! Drink all you want! [20:14] Raim     Let's try this again, shall we? [20:16] All     Cheers! [20:19] Bachiko     And do you know what Iruma said then? [20:22] Sullivan     What did he say? What did he say? [20:24] Bachiko     Whisper, whisper, whisper... [20:26] Sullivan     Wow! So adorable! [20:30] Sullivan     So adorable that my head's spinning! [20:32] Sullivan     My head's spinning... [20:35] Furfur     What was that? [20:36] Bachiko     I ain't telling you! [20:38] Raim     My girls are going to acquire     everything with their beauty! [20:42] Furfur     Hopefully no one tricks them     out of everything they have. [20:45] Mr. Hat     Your charms and cunning     won't work on magical beasts. [20:48] Bachiko     Anyway, Iruma's gonna win! [20:50] Robin     I believe in you, Lead-kun! [20:52] Sullivan     So cute! So adorable! So cute! [20:55] Suillvan     So adorable! [20:57] Narrator     And so, the night continued... [21:07] Narrator     Everyone got through the first day... [21:18] Narrator     To prepare for the next day,     they slowly went to sleep. [21:31] Narrator     However... [21:34] Narrator     There were some who didn't sleep at all! SIGN    Su SIGN    Ki [23:33] Lead     Su-ki-ma! SIGN    Ma [23:38] Eye Demon     Nighttime. [23:40] Lead     I need to go to the bathroom,     but I don't wanna go alone... [23:45] Lead     Oh, you're awake, Iruma-kun? [23:47] Lead     Let's go take a piss togeth—huh?! [23:51] Iruma     Oh, it's you, Lead-kun. [23:54] Iruma     Sorry! [23:55] Iruma     I heard a noise, so I used my     intimidation pose out of habit! [23:59] Lead     I almost peed myself. SIGN    Next Episode Preview [24:03] Sullivan     Iruma-kun, hurry home! [24:06] Sullivan     Your grandpa is so lonely! [24:07] Sullivan     I know! [24:09] Sullivan     Why don't I disguise myself and     sneak into the Harvest Festival? [24:14] Sullivan     Then I can help you, Iruma-kun. [24:16] Sullivan     Opera, why are you stopping me?     I can't play favorites? [24:20] Sullivan     Next time on Welcome to     Demon School! Iruma-kun, [24:22] Sullivan     "The Dorodoro Brothers' Provocation!" [24:24] Sullivan     Maybe I'll grow out my hair, too. [24:26] Sullivan     What? That's too hairy of a situation?