E1 - Iruma-kun from Demon School Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] Sullivan      [00:00] Sullivan      [00:06] Nar     The netherworld. [00:08] ---     The realm where demons live. [00:10] Nar     And the king that rules     over the netherworld is... [00:13] ---     the Demon King. [00:17] Nar     But the Demon King's throne     has been vacant for some time. [00:24] Nar     Who will be the next Demon King? [02:03] All     "Iruma-kun from Demon School." SIGN    Iruma-kun from Demon School [02:18] Guy     Iruma! [02:19] ---     I'm leaving this to you! [02:20] ---     Don't let it fall apart! [02:21] Iruma     Y-Yes, sir! [02:22] Guy     If it falls apart, I'm docking half your pay! [02:26] Nar     Suzuki Iruma, fourteen years old. [02:28] Nar     He is being forced to work     on a tuna fishing boat. [02:31] Nar     To put it simply, [02:33] ---     his parents are scumbags who refuse to work, [02:35] ---     so he has to work instead. [02:38] Iruma     I won't be able to get by     with only half my pay! [02:40] Iruma     Huh? [02:43] Iruma     Holy crap! [02:58] Iruma     Huh? [03:04] Iruma     Huh? Wha? [03:13] Iruma     Huh? [03:15] Iruma     Huh?! SIGN    Sold [03:20] Iruma     Sold?! [03:22] Iruma     Wh-Wh-What... What's going on? [03:34] Iruma     Whoa! [03:35] Iruma     Wh-Where are we? [03:38] ---     Who are you? [03:42] Iruma     Wh-What? [03:48] Sullivan     I made it so you can understand      the demon language. [03:50] Sullivan     Suzuki Iruma, [03:52] ---     this is the netherworld. [03:54] Iruma     Netherworld? [03:55] Sullivan     It's the realm of demons. [03:56] Iruma     Demo— [03:58] ---     I can understand you. [04:00] Sullivan     Yes, I did put a spell on you. [04:02] Iruma     A-A spell? [04:04] Sullivan     Well, of course I can use spells.      I'm a demon. [04:08] Iruma     A demon?! [04:09] Sullivan     Indeed, a demon. [04:11] ---     My name is Sullivan. [04:13] Sullivan     Iruma, [04:15] ---     your parents sold your soul to me. [04:22] Iruma     My parents sold my soul to a demon? [04:24] Iruma     They would never— [04:27] Iruma     Actually, yes, they would... [04:31] Iruma     What's that? [04:32] Sullivan     That is my mansion. [04:37] Iruma     Wh-What are you going to do with me?! [04:43] Iruma     Huh? [04:47] Sullivan     Won't you be my grandson? [04:53] Iruma     Huh? [04:54] Sullivan     You see, I've been single all this time. [04:56] Sullivan     It's always been my dream     to have a grandchild! [05:00] Sullivan     A grandchild? [05:02] Sullivan     I've been so jealous of Levy and Belial     bragging about their grandkids! [05:06] Sullivan     I'll buy you anything you want,     and I'll spoil you to death! [05:09] Sullivan     So please? Please? [05:10] ---     You'll be my grandson, right? [05:12] Iruma     B-But I was sold to you, right? [05:15] ---     Do I even have the right to decline? [05:16] Sullivan     I'll respect your wishes. [05:18] ---     You can say no if you really want to! [05:21] Iruma     Wh-What should I do? [05:24] Iruma     In all my years... [05:25] ---     I've never refused anyone! [05:28] Nar     Indeed. [05:29] ---     Suzuki Iruma is a complete pushover. [05:34] (Flashback) Guy     You can handle this yourself. [05:35] (Flashback) Iruma     Yes, of course. [05:37] Nar     Whenever he's asked to do something... [05:38] (Flashback) Grams     I'm so sorry to trouble you. [05:40] (Flashback) Iruma     Oh, don't worry about it! [05:42] Nar     And even when he isn't asked at all... [05:44] Iruma     Don't worry about chasing me! [05:46] Nar     Even in ridiculous situations... [05:49] Nar     He will accept anything     and can't decline. [05:51] Nar     He's such a pushover     that even he finds it sad. [05:55] Iruma     But, I mean... [05:56] ---     This situation is pretty insane. [05:58] ---     Most people would say no, right? [06:00] Iruma     I-If it's okay for me to say no... [06:03] Iruma     U-Um, I— [06:04] Sullivan     However! [06:06] Sullivan     That's exactly why I'm putting     all I have into this request! [06:08] Sullivan     I beg of you! [06:09] ---     Think of it as helping out     a dying old man, Iruma-kun! [06:13] Sullivan     Please! [06:14] Nar     Words that Iruma stands no chance against... SIGN    Please [06:18] Nar     Number 1: "please." [06:19] Nar     Number 2: "help." SIGN    Help SIGN    I beg of you [06:22] Nar     Number 3: "I beg of you." SIGN    Contract SIGN    Contractor Suzuki Iruma [06:27] Iruma     I just became a demon's grandson... [06:29] Nar     Iruma has the habit of     just accepting anything [06:32] ---     after living through     fourteen years of misfortune. [06:35] Sullivan     Well, now that that's settled... [06:40] Iruma     Wh-Wh-What is all this? [06:42] Sullivan     Well, you're my precious first grandchild! [06:44] Sullivan     Your food, clothing, shelter, and... [06:47] Iruma     Wh-What is this? [06:49] Sullivan     Your education! [06:51] Sullivan     You look so perfect! And adorable! [06:53] Sullivan     I'm going to enroll you in a demon school. [06:57] Iruma     A demon school? [06:59] Sullivan     You were forced to start working at     a young age because of your parents [07:02] ---     and didn't really get     to go to school, right? [07:05] Sullivan     But have no fear! [07:06] Sullivan     All the paperwork's been taken care of! [07:08] Sullivan     I am your grandpa, after all! [07:09] Iruma     Grandpa...? [07:11] Sullivan     That sounds so wonderful! "Grandpa!" [07:14] Sullivan     Let's take a picture together     on your first day! [07:16] Iruma     Uh, wait... [07:17] Sullivan     There's never been a human     enrolled in this school, [07:20] ---     but you won't be eaten as long as     they don't find out you're human! [07:23] Iruma     They're going to eat me if they find out?! [07:25] Sullivan     Sploosh! [07:27] Sullivan     Thanks to this perfume, you don't smell     like a human anymore, so don't worry. [07:31] Iruma     Um, you know, I'm actually... [07:33] Sullivan     I'm so relieved you're such     a good kid, Iruma-kun. [07:36] Iruma     Huh? [07:36] Sullivan     If you had declined... [07:39] Sullivan     I'd have no choice but to have     you for dinner tonight. [07:44] Sullivan     Oh, what were you saying? [07:45] Iruma     Uh, nothing! [07:46] Sullivan     This is your room as of today. [07:49] Iruma     My room? [07:50] Sullivan     You'll have to get up early     tomorrow for your first day. [07:52] Sullivan     Make sure you get plenty of sleep. [07:54] Sullivan     Goodnight. [07:56] Iruma     U-Um... [08:01] Opera     You take your whims too far. [08:03] Sullivan     Opera. [08:04] Opera     You could've adopted all     the demons you wanted. [08:07] Opera     Why would you bother adopting     a human as your grandson? [08:10] Opera     What were you thinking? [08:13] Sullivan     Nothing, really. [08:16] Sullivan     You'll understand someday, Opera. [08:20] Sullivan     I'm so excited for tomorrow! [08:28] Iruma     My own room... [08:31] Iruma     I've never had one before. [08:33] Iruma     My whole life has just been hell, really. [08:45] Iruma     It's like a dream... [08:46] ---     What a weird dream. [08:58] Iruma     It wasn't a dream! [09:01] Sullivan     Iruma-kun! Good morning! [09:04] Sullivan     Did you sleep well last night? [09:08] Sullivan     Oh, I'm so happy!     My grandson's first day of school! [09:11] Sullivan     Picture time! [09:12] ---     Iruma-kun, stand right next to that. [09:14] Iruma     N-Next to this? SIGN    Entrance Ceremony [09:18] Iruma     "Entrance ceremony"? [09:20] Iruma     I can read it! [09:21] ---     This must be another one     of Sulli— Grandpa's spells. SIGN    Entrance Ceremony [09:30] Sullivan     Oh, I'm so happy! [09:32] ---     My grandson's first day of school! [09:34] Sullivan     His first little bag! [09:35] ---     So innocent! So pure! [09:38] Iruma     U-Um, [09:39] ---     you're Opera-san, right? [09:42] Iruma     So, this school... [09:44] Opera     Look over there. [10:03] Sullivan     That is the demon school Babyls. SIGN    Sure [10:29] Johnny     Good morning, everyone! [10:30] ---     Good morning. [10:31] Johnny     I can't hear you! [10:32] Students     Good morning! [10:34] Sullivan     All right. [10:35] ---     I have to go get ready, so I'm taking off. [10:37] Iruma     Huh? [10:39] Iruma     U-Um, what about you, Opera-san? [10:41] Opera     Have a good day. [10:43] Iruma     Th-Thanks. [10:47] Johnny     Hey, you. [10:49] Iruma     M-Me? [10:50] (Flashback) Sullivan     You won't be eaten as long as     they don't find out you're human! [10:53] Iruma     I-I'm going to get eat— [10:55] Johnny     The auditorium is that way. [10:56] Iruma     Y-Yes, sir! [10:58] ---     I'm sorry! [10:59] Iruma     Thank goodness! [11:00] ---     They didn't figure out I'm human! [11:05] Quiche     Is something the matter, President? [11:07] Ameri     No, it's nothing. [11:11] Blushenko     What is the meaning of this? [11:13] Sabro     I'm testing out my skills     before the entrance ceremony! [11:16] Sabro     If I defeat a teacher, my name     will be known far and wide! [11:19] Sabro     Strength is everything! [11:20] Blushenko     I see. You're a complete idiot. [11:28] Demon 1     Hey, doesn't something     smell really good? [11:34] Iruma     Don't stand out... Don't stand out! [11:37] Eiko     I hope we're in the same class! [11:39] Gaako     Right? I'm so nervous! [11:41] Iruma     Hey, a normal conversation. [11:43] Clara     Mami! Uu-chan! Konchie! [11:45] ---     Keebow! Sin Sin! Ran Ran! [11:47] Iruma     Maybe this is just a     normal school after all... [11:49] Kalego     Silence. [11:57] Iruma     Is that a teacher? [11:59] ---     He's super scary! [12:01] Dali     Thank you for waiting. [12:03] Dali     It is 6:06 AM. [12:05] Dali     We will now formally begin the entrance     ceremony for the demon school Babyls. [12:09] Baraki     All rise! [12:11] Baraki     It's time to sing the school song. SIGN    Humans only exist to be our food SIGN    Suck them dry, soul, blood, flesh, and all [12:24] Iruma     I'm just air... air... air... SIGN    Tremble at the sound of     black wings as we take flight SIGN    For we are demons SIGN    As this song pours forth from our red lips [12:52] Iruma     I need to do everything     I can not to stand out... SIGN    Scream for us, for we are demons [13:05] Dali     Next, a greeting from our chair-demon. [13:07] Students     Yeah! Our future Demon King! [13:09] Iruma     Demon King? You mean...     the king of the demons? [13:11] Sullivan     Iruma-kun! [13:13] Sullivan     It's me! Grandpa! [13:15] Iruma     He's the chair-demon! [13:16] Students     Iruma? [13:17] Students     The chair-demon's grandkid? [13:19] Sullivan     Yes, indeed! [13:21] Sullivan     My grandson now goes to this school! [13:23] Sullivan     He's just so adorable! [13:27] Iruma     Please don't say anything weird! [13:29] Sullivan     And this is the photo that I just took... SIGN    Entrance Ceremony [13:33] Sullivan     with my grandson! [13:35] Iruma     My cover is immediately blown! [13:36] Students     That's him? [13:37] Students     His grandson, Iruma? [13:38] Sullivan     I'll make sure everyone gets a copy later! [13:38] Students     Looks just like him. [13:39] Students     He does? [13:40] Iruma     No one wants that! [13:42] Sullivan     Okay, that's all I had to say, so... [13:45] Sullivan     Bye! [13:48] Dali     Next, we have a greeting from the     representative of the new students. [13:51] Students     Isn't that the guy who scored the     highest on the entrance exam? [13:51] Girl     He got a perfect score! [13:53] Students     Seriously? Is he a genius? [13:54] Dali     The representative of the new     students, Asmodeus-kun. [13:58] Konatsu     He's so cool. [13:59] Haruno     So that's him... [14:00] Azuki     I want him to curse me! [14:02] Dosanko     Hm... I guess he passes. [14:04] Dali     Huh? What? [14:04] Iruma     Everyone's attention is shifting to him... [14:05] ---     Giving the greeting in his place is... [14:08] Dali     The honor student, Iruma-kun. [14:10] Iruma     Why, though?! [14:11] Students     Huh? [14:12] Students     What the heck? [14:13] Students     Iruma? [14:14] Students     He's doing it? [14:16] Iruma     I knew it! [14:18] Dali     Iruma-kun, please come to the stage. [14:22] Dosanko     He's just a baby. [14:30] Students     Look. [14:31] Students     He's in front of a crowd this     big and not even flinching. [14:34] Students     He's got guts. [14:36] Iruma     This is so sudden that I can't     even move a millimeter! [14:38] Dali     If you would give your greeting now. [14:40] Iruma     Greeting? [14:42] ---     How am I even supposed to... SIGN    I send this message to you so that you won't trip and fall throughout your upcoming school days. Love, Grandpa [14:48] Sign     I send this message to you so that [14:50] Sign     you won't trip and fall throughout     your upcoming school days. SIGN    Aberuhauke Tarutoudari Iusabebe Risutouru Aburuze Sutoumanu Aberuge Uru Mahoraba Tsurezaza [14:55] Sign     Love, Grandpa. [14:56] Iruma     Huh? [14:57] ---     A-Am I just supposed to read this? [14:59] Iruma     Ugh, I'm just going to have to read it! [15:04] Iruma     Aberuhauke... SIGN    Aberuhauke [15:12] Iruma     Tarutoudari... Iusabebe... SIGN    Tarutoudari SIGN    Iusabebe [15:24] Iruma     Huh? The mood seems to have changed... [15:27] Iruma     Risutouru... Aburuze... SIGN    Risutouru SIGN    Aburuze [15:29] Iruma     Sutoumanu... SIGN    Sutoumanu [15:31] Iruma     Aberuge... SIGN    Aberuge [15:35] Iruma     Uru... SIGN    Uru [15:39] Iruma     Mahoraba... SIGN    Mahoraba [15:43] Iruma     Tsurezaza. SIGN    Tsurezaza [15:53] Students     No way! [15:54] Students     Holy crap! [15:55] Students     Seriously?! [15:56] Students     He did it! [15:56] Students     He said all of it! [15:58] Students     What the hell, man?! [15:58] Dali     Hey! [16:00] Dali     You can't just go chanting     forbidden spells like that! [16:02] Iruma     Forb— Wha? [16:04] Dali     They're taboo! [16:05] ---     If you were to stutter or read it wrong, [16:07] ---     your body could've exploded! [16:08] Dali     Everybody knows that! [16:10] Iruma     First I've heard of this! [16:11] Iruma     I-I had no idea it was so dangerous! [16:14] Dali     That was so dangerous and crazy... [16:17] Dali     and totally awesome! [16:19] Iruma     Wha?! [16:20] Dali     Only a complete idiot     would say that spell, [16:22] Dali     or a demon who doesn't know     better or isn't scared of dying. [16:25] Iruma     B-By the way, what exactly does that spell do? [16:29] Dali     If it actually works, [16:30] ---     you won't trip and fall for the whole day! [16:32] Iruma     That's it? [16:40] Asmodeus     My name is Asmodeus Alice. [16:43] Iruma     H-Hi... [16:48] Iruma     Wh-Why is this happening? [16:51] Students     I heard the head of the class and the     honor student are dueling in the courtyard! [16:54] Girl     This should be good! [16:56] Iruma     A-Am I... going to be eaten? [16:59] Asmodeus     I was supposed to give that greeting. [17:03] Asmodeus     The punishment for stealing     that spotlight from me is death! SIGN    Asmodeus Alice [17:08] Nar     Asmodeus Alice. [17:10] Nar     A demon who is a master of fire spells. [17:13] Iruma     Huh? [17:14] Asmodeus     And since you stole     that spotlight from me, [17:17] ---     I have the right to see if     you are truly worthy of it! [17:22] Asmodeus     Don't you think? [17:25] Iruma     Th-They're enjoying this! [17:27] Asmodeus     Now, prove to me that you [17:31] Asmodeus     are superior to me... [17:33] Asmodeus     with your body! [17:41] Students     That's Asmodeus for you! [17:43] ---     No other newbie could     handle fireballs like that! [17:46] Students     He's amazing, but... [17:48] Students     Yeah... He hasn't hit him once. [17:50] Iruma     Hey, wai— [17:53] Iruma     Please calm down! [17:58] Asmodeus     Why, you... [18:05] Asmodeus     I-I can't hit him?! [18:16] Nar     Iruma managed to dodge every     single attack for twenty minutes. [18:21] Asmodeus     Why can't I hit you?! [18:23] Iruma     I'm sorry! I'm so sorry! [18:26] Nar     Why was such a feat possible? [18:29] Nar     It's because he's unfortunate. [18:32] Nar     After being put through endless     hell by his brainless parents, [18:35] Nar     he became a master of dodging anything [18:39] Nar     dangerous, scary, or painful. [18:42] Iruma     Now's my chance! [18:43] ---     I need to apologize. [18:45] Nar     His attack points may be zero, [18:47] ---     but his defense is infinite. [18:48] Nar     This power... [18:50] Nar     If we were to give it a name, SIGN    Overwhelming Crisis Evasion Capability [18:51] Nar     it'd be "Overwhelming Crisis     Evasion Capability." [18:54] Iruma     U-Um, I'm really sorry— [18:56] Students     Iruma's awesome. [18:57] Iruma     Huh? [18:58] Students     He hasn't attacked him once yet. [19:01] Students     Wait. [19:01] ---     Is he saying he's not worth his time? [19:05] Asmodeus     Are you saying... [19:07] Asmodeus     I'm not even worth attacking? [19:09] Iruma     No, no, no, no, no, no, no! [19:11] Iruma     I'm nothing more than     an insignificant bug! [19:15] Students     That means you're less than a bug! [19:18] Students     Why don't you run away, you coward? [19:20] Students     Yeah! You tell him! [19:21] Iruma     Y-You've got it all wrong! [19:24] Asmodeus     I will not abide such insults! [19:27] Asmodeus     If magic won't work, [19:29] ---     I'll take you down using martial arts! [19:32] Asmodeus     I'll tear you apart! [19:35] Nar     He can use his opponent's     strength to parry their attacks. [19:38] Nar     Another part of his Overwhelming     Crisis Evasion Capability. [19:42] Gaako     Eiko! [19:44] Iruma     Watch out! [19:46] Iruma     We're gonna fall! [19:52] (Flashback) Dali     If it actually works, [19:53] (Flashback) ---     you won't trip and fall for the whole day! [19:55] Quiche     What's happening? [19:57] Johnny     A duel on the first day of school? [19:59] Quiche     What's going on?! [20:01] Nar     Those who witnessed the duel     that day would later say... [20:07] Nar     "Yes, it was an absolutely perfect [20:10] Nar     German suplex." [20:18] Iruma     I'm finished... SIGN    Chanting a Forbidden Spell at the Entrance Ceremony?! SIGN    Gave the Head of the Class a Concussion! [20:23] Student A     "Chanting a forbidden spell     at the entrance ceremony." SIGN    School Paper [20:26] Student A     "Gave the head of     the class a concussion." [20:28] Student A     "Behold, the thoroughbred honor     student Iruma's amazing attack!" SIGN    Wickedness [20:32] Student     Iruma's awesome! [20:33] Student     That honor student's insane! [20:33] Student     Asmodeus-sama looks amazing     even when he's defeated! [20:34] Student     I heard he saved a girl. [20:36] Sullivan     I'd expect nothing less from my grandson. SIGN    Chair-Demon's Office [20:39] Sullivan     You have a bright future ahead! [20:41] Iruma     What should I do? [20:41] Sullivan     You're so adorable! [20:42] ---     I did something awful! [20:42] Sullivan     I just can't! You're too adorable! [20:44] ---     I have to apologi— [20:47] Iruma     Eek! [20:51] Iruma     A-Asmodeus-kun... [21:01] Asmodeus     I am at your service, Iruma-sama! [21:04] Iruma     Huh? [21:05] Asmodeus     There is nothing I can say. [21:06] ---     I completely and utterly     lost our duel earlier. [21:10] Asmodeus     On top of that, [21:11] Asmodeus     I was informed that you carried     me to the infirmary. [21:14] Asmodeus     I, Asmodeus, was     moved beyond words. [21:19] Iruma     Huh? Uh, I... [21:21] Asmodeus     Demon law dictates that the      loser must serve the victor. [21:25] Asmodeus     Therefore... [21:30] Asmodeus     I give my all to you [21:32] ---     and will aide you in ruling     over this school, Iruma-sama! [21:35] Iruma     What?! [21:36] ---     Wait a minute... [21:37] Asmodeus     First, let's make the entire     student body your servants. [21:42] Asmodeus     Iruma-sama, who shall I slay first? [21:45] Asmodeus     Please give me your orders. [21:46] Sullivan     Iruma-kun, [21:48] ---     can I make this the main picture     on the school's website? [21:50] Iruma     Please don't! [21:52] Nar     Suzuki Iruma, age fourteen. [21:54] Nar     Enrolled at the demon school Babyls. [21:56] Nar     Has now acquired one subordinate. [21:59] Iruma     No! [23:31] Clara     Su-ki-ma! SIGN    Su SIGN    Ki SIGN    Ma [23:35] Asmodeus     Iruma-sama! Please     ask me to do anything! [23:38] Iruma     Sure... [23:38] ---     But I don't need anything right now! [23:40] Eiko     Iruma-san saved me. [23:43] Eiko     I want to thank him, [23:44] ---     and maybe even get closer to him. [23:46] Eiko     Irum— [23:48] Iruma     I-Is something wrong? [23:50] Asmodeus     I just felt a presence. [23:51] Eiko     Scary... [23:52] ---     He's so scary, oh my gosh, he's scary. [23:54] Nar     Will she be able to thank Iruma? [23:57] Nar     You can do it, Eiko-chan! SIGN    Next Episode Preview [24:01] Iruma     I never dreamed I'd become a demon's     grandson and start going to demon school. [24:05] Iruma     Uh, Asmodeus-kun? [24:06] ---     You don't have to bow so low! [24:08] Iruma     I don't need a piggyback ride! [24:10] ---     I can walk just fine. [24:11] Iruma     What? Carry me instead? [24:12] ---     No, that's not the point... [24:13] Iruma     I don't need to ride on your shoulders, either! [24:15] Iruma     Put me down! [24:16] Iruma     Next time on Welcome to     Demon School! Iruma-kun, [24:18] Iruma     "Familiars Summoned." [24:20] Iruma     Wait... [24:21] ---     I'm human. I can't summon anything! [24:23] Iruma     What should I do?! SIGN    End