E10 - Can't Finish!! A Supernatural Food Fight?!

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[00:03] Ibuki
    I can't take any more...
[00:06] Suiko
    If you give up now, it's permanently game over!
[00:09] Ibuki
    But, I can't eat a single bite more...
[00:21] Ibuki
    My name is Kouji Ibuki.
[00:24] Ibuki
    Guided by the Akashic Book,
[00:26] Ibuki
    I'm on a journey to correct
    the world's distortions.
[00:30] Ibuki
    One of these days I'll bring the world
    back to its rightful form.
[00:34] Ibuki
    And by rightful form, I mean...
[00:38] Ibuki
    ...a world where Vanguard decides everything!
[00:47] Student A
    Who's that guy?
[00:48] Student B
    What does Vanguard decide?
[00:51] Ibuki
    W-Was it just a dream...?
[00:53] Suiko
    That part wasn't a dream.
[00:56] Shuka
    You just shouted out your deepest desire.
[01:00] Ibuki
    Wh-What are you guys doing? Spying on me?!
[01:04] Suiko
    You'd fainted, so we were
    waiting for you to wake up.
[01:12] Ibuki
    Stupid book!
[01:15] Ibuki
    Why, you...!
[01:18] Suiko
    How many times do I have to tell you
    to keep your hands off the top idol?!
[01:23] Ibuki
    "Fainted"?! You knocked me out, didn't you?!
[01:26] Suiko
    You were muttering embarrassing things in
    your sleep, so we watched over you from hiding.
[01:30] The Three
    Right?!
[01:31] Ibuki
    It's only common sense to have
    Vanguard decide everything.
[01:35] Ibuki
    Now let's search for today's distortion.
[01:38] Shuka
    What does he mean about
    Vanguard deciding everything?
[01:41] Suiko
    Literally everything. The one who loses
    has to go along with what the winner says.
[01:46] Emi
    That's some dream...
SIGN    if 10
     Can't Finish!! A Supernatural Food Fight?!
SIGN    Miyaji Academy High School Division
SIGN    Swim Team
[03:38] Suiko
    Miyaji Academy. Aichi Sendou
    is supposed to be attending this school.
[03:43] Ibuki
    Yeah. But instead he's having fun
    holing up in there with his buddies.
[03:49] Suiko
    According to the history we know, the first
    Vanguard Koshien is to be held this year.
[03:55] Ibuki
    At this rate, I seriously doubt
    Miyaji Academy is gonna win it.
[04:02] Emi
    Do you sense a distortion?
[04:04] Shuka
    It's hard with so many people.
[04:06] Shuka
    And that delusional guy wandered off.
[04:10] Student A
    Hi, I'm with the Party Club.
[04:13] Student A
    Are you two interested in
    a club that parties every day?
[04:15] Emi
    Um, no thanks.
[04:17] Emi
    I'm busy being a magical girl.
[04:20] Shuka
    And I'm a fairy.
[04:22] Student A
    Then from now on, it'll be
    the Magical Girl Fairy Party Club.
[04:27] Ibuki
    Hey, have you found the distortion?
[04:32] Shuka
    Hi, sir!
[04:35] Shuka
    I'm sorry I called you, "that delusional guy"!
[04:37] Ibuki
    You called me that?!
SIGN    Chess Club
[04:39] Ibuki
    Even without Sendou around,
    I'm sure there's a Cardfight Club.
[04:43] Ibuki
    And I suspect we'll find
     the distortion related to that...
[04:45] Suiko
    No, Miyaji Academy didn't have a Cardfight Club
    until Aichi Sendou became a student.
[04:51] Ibuki
    Then what's that?
SIGN    ---dfight Club
[04:57] Senri
    You there, come challenge our captain!
[05:01] Nakao
    Our club is the strongest of all clubs
    at Miyaji Academy's high school division.
[05:04] Nakao
    We're always on the lookout
    for more strong people.
[05:07] Ibuki
    Since you put it like that,
    I have no choice but to challenge you!
[05:10] Suiko
    Wait a second!
[05:12] Suiko
    How can there be a Cardfight Club
    without Aichi Sendou?!
[05:18] Ibuki
    All right! Where are your strong guys?!
[05:21] Ibuki
    I can't wait!
[05:23] Suiko
    He's hopeless.
[05:24] Suiko
    All he's thinking about is playing Vanguard.
[05:26] Suiko
    If I don't do something...
[05:29] Emi
    What should we do?
SIGN    ---dfight Club a.k.a. Psychic Research Society
[05:44] Ibuki
    I am the one you seek: a strong guy.
[05:48] Ibuki
    Then I challenge you to a game of Vanguard!
[05:54] Suiko
    Off-target yet again.
[05:55] Ibuki
    It can't be!
[05:57] Ibuki
    I see everybody here is wearing a hood.
[05:59] Ibuki
    You're not about to tell me that it's
    "Hoodfight Club," not "Cardfight Club," are you?
SIGN    ---dfight
SIGN    Hoodfight
[06:06] Eru
    No, that's right.
[06:08] Ibuki
    I'm not glad to be right...
[06:10] Nakao
    This is Miyaji Academy's mighty Hoodfight Club.
[06:14] Nakao
    It's also called the Psychic Research Society.
[06:17] Suiko
    Wait, what's the connection between
    psychic powers and "hoodfights"?
[06:21] Senri
    And this man...
[06:23] Suiko
    Ignoring me?
[06:24] Senri
    ...is Eru Nakagami.
    Also known as "Evil-Eye Eru."
[06:28] Ibuki
    You guys like having
    two names for everything, huh?
[06:31] Suiko
    Eru Nakagami. I recall that name...
[06:34] Nakao
    What do you think, Master Eru?
[06:38] Ibuki
    What's with that...
[06:41] Ibuki
    ...empty threat?
[06:48] Ibuki
    Is your eye okay?
[06:50] Suiko
    That's not a real "evil eye," is it?
[06:56] Eru
    It's...
[06:58] Eru
    Both of you, leave this place!
[07:00] Eru
    Now!
[07:03] Ibuki
    Cut it out! I'm here to play Vanguar--
[07:05] Eru
    Run! If you don't...
[07:08] Eru
    ...then, my left arm... will...
[07:12] Ibuki
    This one-man show is just painful to watch.
[07:14] Suiko
    Could that be real, too?
[07:17] Eru
    Calm down, my arm! Contain your fury!
[07:23] Eru
    Darn it!
[07:24] Eru
    Just go!
[07:26] Ibuki
    The heck?!
[07:46] Ibuki
    Where am I?
SIGN    Shoe Locker
SIGN    President
[07:57] Ibuki
    Something's written on here?
SIGN    President
[07:59] Naitou
    Oh, what a global world!
[08:03] Naitou
    It's perfect for me, Tatewaki Naitou!
SIGN    Shoe Locker
[08:07] Ibuki
    Who are you?
[08:08] Naitou
    I'm Tatewaki Naitou, the president of
    Miyaji Academy's high school Student Council.
[08:14] Naitou
    When I looked into the Psychic Research Society
    for the safety of this academy...
[08:18] Ibuki
    You ended up here?
[08:24] Naitou
    Wh-What is this?
[08:27] Ibuki
    What?!
[08:32] Ibuki
    This is like a game board...
[08:35] Eru
    Fight!
[08:37] Naitou
    A voice in my head!
[08:39] Ibuki
    We've become shogi pieces, so to speak.
[08:42] Ibuki
    I guess being next to each other registered
    as an enemy encounter, and the game began.
[08:47] Naitou
    Interesting. What kind of fight
     are we supposed to have?
[08:49] Ibuki
    I'm sure it's not a Vanguard fight.
[08:53] Ibuki
    Wait, maybe it's "Foodfight Club"?
    Then this must be a speed-eating contest!
[08:59] Naitou
    My eyes! My eyes!
[09:01] Ibuki
    You disagree?!
[09:04] Naitou
    You expect people to hold
    speed-eating contests in this day and age?!
[09:08] Naitou
    What we have now is "global compliance"!
[09:12] Ibuki
    So why would that mean
    this has to be a cooking contest?!
[09:15] Ibuki
    I have no interest in cooki--
[09:30] Ibuki
    Is this even edible?
[09:39] Naitou
    Even though it's merely a rice omelet...
[09:42] Naitou
    ...it's... delicious!
[09:43] Ibuki
    R-Really?
[09:45] Naitou
    Th-This was clearly... made with love!
SIGN    Made With Love
[09:51] Naitou
    I'm snuggled up inside your heart.
[09:55] Naitou
    Global!
[09:59] Naitou
    How could I lose to someone
    wearing a label like that?!
[10:02] Ibuki
    I don't even know what mine says! Tell me!
[10:06] Ibuki
    Hey!
[10:14] Student B
    Delicious!
[10:23] Ibuki
    I can't eat another bite.
[10:24] Ibuki
    What am I saying?! Distortion or not,
    I can't make heads or tails of this situation.
SIGN    Uniform: A Stretch
[10:38] Ibuki
    You just sucked in your gut!
[10:40] Ibuki
    And what's with your sign?!
[10:42] Suiko
    How dare you say that to an idol?!
[10:44] Suiko
    No! Stay away from me!
[10:46] Ibuki
    Where the heck are we?!
[10:48] Suiko
    Stay away!
[10:52] Eru
    Fight!
[10:53] Suiko
    Tch!
[10:56] Suiko
    In the real world, Eru Nakagami's "Evil Eye"
    and "God Hand" are figments of his imagination.
[11:01] Suiko
    He never had any kind of actual power.
[11:04] Ibuki
    And yet here, he's trapped us in this place.
[11:07] Suiko
    Yes, here, it's like we've each become a unit.
[11:11] Suiko
    And when we enter adjoining spaces,
    a combat turn automatically begins.
[11:15] Suiko
    That's why I said to stay away!
[11:18] Ibuki
    Since it's come to this, I have no choice.
[11:20] Ibuki
    I'll defeat you and win this game.
[11:22] Ibuki
    That should bring out Eru,
    the nexus of this distortion.
[11:32] Ibuki
    I-It's really good!
[11:33] Suiko
    Naturally. How would I lose to a man
    who's wearing a label like that?
[11:38] Ibuki
    Tell me what it says already!
[11:40] Suiko
    Good grief.
[11:44] Suiko
    Huh? It's better than before.
[11:47] Ibuki
    How could it not be,
    after you nagged me so much?
[11:50] Suiko
    But if we both acknowledge that
    the other's was good, which of us wins?
[11:55] Eru
    Fight once more!
[11:58] The Two
    What?!
[12:12] Senri
    Master Eru, where are you going?
[12:14] Eru
    Don't follow me.
[12:16] Nakao
    Master Eru's left arm was in fine form today.
[12:19] Senri
    The only one who would dare defy him now
    is that Student Council leftover.
[12:23] Senri
    And once he's disappeared...
[12:25] Shuka
    Disappeared?
[12:26] Emi
    Is that what happened to Ibuki and Suiko?!
[12:33] Shuka
    I can't tell if he's a Jammer or not.
[12:36] Emi
    What do you think? Are we going to
    have to tackle this one alone?
[12:39] Eru
    Aichi Sendou's little sister.
    Your name is Emi, isn't it?
[12:44] Emi
    Um, do you know Aichi?
[12:47] Shuka
    And he knows about you, too. Is he a stalk--
[12:50] Eru
    Of course. I am the third Eru.
[12:54] Emi
    The "third"?
[12:55] Eru
    Ah, yes. The wind blew
    like this that time as well.
[13:00] Eru
    I fought at the gates of heaven
    while searching for a safe refuge.
[13:05] Eru
    But even with my Evil Eye and God Hand...
[13:09] Emi
    He believes he's the only one
    possessing strange powers?
[13:13] Shuka
    I know what this is! A puberty delusion, right?
[13:16] Emi
    Shuka, that's being too direct about it.
[13:18] Eru
    But I have different memories, as well.
[13:22] Eru
    Of a time when Aichi Sendou, our teammates,
    and I were aiming for the Vanguard Koshien.
[13:28] Shuka
    But in this world, Emi's brother doesn't...
[13:32] Eru
    I sought power.
[13:34] Eru
    The Evil Eye that sees through to every truth.
[13:36] Eru
    The God Hand that manipulates every fate.
[13:39] Eru
    I believed that I could
    make my fantasies come true.
[13:43] Shuka
    He knew they were just fantasies?!
[13:45] Emi
    Shuka!
[13:46] Eru
    And now, this world.
[13:47] Eru
    These memories are the third set.
[13:50] Eru
    Or perhaps I have wandered through many
    more worlds, destroying each one as I passed.
[13:55] Eru
    Now I have the Evil Eye,
     and power resides within my left arm.
[13:59] Shuka
    So your wish came true?
[14:02] Eru
    No.
[14:02] Itsuki
    I am Itsuki Suwabe, the last survivor
    of Miyaji Academy's Student Council!
[14:07] Itsuki
    What have you done with President Naitou?!
[14:11] Eru
    No, don't! I'm done with this!
[14:15] Eru
    Calm down! Stay calm!
[14:25] Emi
    He really disappeared...
[14:28] Eru
    The power won't obey me.
[14:32] Eru
    It responds to hostile intentions
    on its own, going berserk.
[14:35] Eru
    Eventually, I'll be the
    only one left in this world.
[14:39] Eru
    I didn't ask for power like this!
[14:42] Eru
    My wish finally came true, but I had no idea
    it would turn out this way!
[14:45] Eru
    Is this my punishment
    for trying to change the world?
[14:49] Emi
    With me, I just wanted Aichi
    to be his old kind self. But now I see...
[14:55] Emi
    Like him, I'm trying to change
    the world to suit my own preferences.
[15:00] Shuka
    If he's not the Jammer...
[15:04] Shuka
    I've got it!
[15:07] Ibuki
    I can't take any more...
[15:10] Suiko
    If you give up now, it's permanently game over!
[15:13] Ibuki
    But, I can't eat a single bite more...
[15:17] Suiko
    If you just say it's not good, you'll win!
[15:20] Ibuki
    I can't lie! Especially not during a fight!
[15:24] Suiko
    This isn't a Cardfight!
[15:28] Suiko
    I feel so bloated!
[15:34] Eru
    The fight is cancelled.
[15:36] Suiko
    If we're not in adjacent spaces,
    the fight gets cancelled!
[15:39] Ibuki
    You should've realized that sooner!
[15:42] Suiko
    Excuse me?!
SIGN    Vice-President
[15:45] Itsuki
    Huh? What's this?
[15:47] Ibuki
    You idiot!
[15:50] Eru
    Fight!
[15:51] Suiko
    Tch!
[15:53] Eru
    Are you serious?!
[15:55] Shuka
    Yes. Please make me and Emi
    disappear using your God Hand.
[15:59] Emi
    She says if you do that,
    we'll be sent to another world.
[16:04] Shuka
    That's the only way... probably.
[16:06] Eru
    I never want to use this left arm again.
[16:10] Eru
    Rewriting the world for my own desires...
[16:13] Shuka
    Emi and I have corrected distortions
    in a variety of worlds.
[16:17] Shuka
    For the sake of our own wishes.
[16:19] Eru
    What?!
[16:21] Shuka
    I don't think that's a bad thing!
[16:24] Shuka
    Emi, believe in me!
[16:27] Emi
    Yes. I do believe in you.
[16:29] Emi
    It's okay to rewrite the world.
[16:33] Emi
    We'll rewrite it again and again and again,
    until we reach the real Aichi.
[16:39] Emi
    That's what I decided!
[16:41] Shuka
    From the far side of the first star...
[16:44] Emi
    ...a dazzling star of love will arrive!
[16:47] Emi
    Magical Girl Emi!
[16:49] Shuka
    Card Fairy Shuka!
[16:54] The Two
    We help people with our miraculous powers!
[16:56] The Two
    We're the Blaster Pair!
[17:02] Eru
    No, don't!
[17:10] Suiko
    Anyway, this will all be over
    if we can defeat the boss character!
[17:12] Ibuki
    Where is this "boss character"?!
[17:15] Ibuki
    Whoa, don't get too close!
[17:16] Ibuki
    We need a space between us!
[17:17] Suiko
    Stop lurching in my direction!
[17:20] Emi
    Ibuki, Suiko!
[17:21] Suiko
    What are you two doing here?!
[17:23] Shuka
    What's with the labels?
[17:25] Ibuki
    Hey, what does mine say?!
[17:31] Eru Jammer
    You have done well to make it this far...
[17:33] Eru
    ...strong ones.
[17:40] Ibuki
    So Eru is the food fight boss character?
[17:43] Shuka
    You're not Eru!
[17:46] Emi
    You gave Eru power, forced him to send people
    to this place, and distorted the world...
[17:52] Emi
    ...Jammer!
[17:53] Suiko
    Come to think of it, the real Eru Nakagami
    has bandages wrapped around his RIGHT arm.
[17:58] Ibuki
    That's a common mistake in animation!
[18:01] Pair
    Show yourself, Jammer!
[18:17] Jammer
    Jaaammer!
[18:19] Suiko
    That's from the Dark Irregulars deck!
[18:21] Ibuki
    Master of Fifth Element!
[18:23] Ibuki
    That unit can be a pain to fight.
[18:25] Jammer Units
    Jammer... Jammer... Jammer...
[18:28] Shuka
    Elemental Calling!
[18:31] Emi
    Realize! Everyone, lend me your power!
[18:37] Jammer
    Jammer!
[18:40] Ibuki
    Master of Fifth Element uses powerful magic!
[18:44] Jammer
    Jammer!
[18:48] Shuka
    Emi!
[18:53] Emi
    Shoot!
[18:54] Jammer
    You have interfered.
[18:56] Jammer
    All I did was make a
    lonely teenager's fantasy come true.
[19:00] Emi
    This isn't what Eru wanted!
[19:03] Jammer
    Oh? Then what do you think he wanted?
[19:07] Emi
    Well... I don't know, but...
[19:09] Jammer
    Jammer...
[19:11] Shuka
    It was something loads better than this!
[19:14] Jammer
    That's pretty vague.
[19:17] Emi
    It would be boring if we knew.
[19:19] Emi
    We don't know what it will be, but that's why
    we change the world as many times as we need!
[19:26] Emi
    To get the real Aichi back!
[19:38] Shuka
    Emi, here's this week's final card!
[19:44] Emi
    Elemental Calling! Realize!
[19:49] Emi
    Masked Magician, Harri!
[19:51] Harri
    It's showtime!
[19:54] Jammer
    Jammer!
[19:59] Jammer
    Jaaammer!
[20:02] Jammer
    Jammer, jammer-jammer!
[20:07] Harri
    Jammer!
[20:11] Harri
    Look!
[20:14] Jammer
    What?!
[20:15] Suiko
    Magic versus stage magic, huh?
[20:18] Harri
    Watch closely!
[20:23] Harri
    One! Two! Three!
[20:29] Jammer
    What?!
[20:32] Shuka
    Harri, turn Emi into Blaster Blade!
[20:36] Jammer
    Jammer!
[20:39] Jammer
    You'll do no such thing!
[20:46] Jammer
    Blast it!
[20:49] Jammer
    No, don't!
[20:51] Jammer
    Jam.
SIGN    Squish
[21:09] Eru
    A dream?
[21:12] Senri
    Um, President...
[21:13] Eru
    Oh. So what about our new members?
[21:16] Nakao
    Since it was revealed that your psychic powers
    were all magic tricks, we got zero sign-ups.
[21:22] Senri
    The Student Council says
    we have to vacate our club room.
[21:25] Eru
    I see.
[21:37] Eru
    I refuse to give up our club room!
    I am Evil-Eye Eru!
[21:42] Suiko
    The Hoodfight Club returned to being
     just the Psychic Research Society.
[21:46] Ibuki
    But the Cardfight Club still doesn't exist.
[21:55] Emi
    Shuka, it'll be okay.
[21:58] Shuka
    Yeah. I'm not giving up.
[22:00] Shuka
    No matter how many times we fail...
[22:02] Shuka
    No matter how many worlds are sacrificed...
[22:05] Shuka
    Let's go, Emi!
[22:09] Emi
    Shuka, wait!
[23:45] Narrator
    The 30-second card intro segment!
[23:48] Narrator
    Today's featured card is Pale Moon's
    Masked Magician, Harri!
SIGN    Masked Magician, Harri

[23:53] Narrator
    When it's placed, move all your Accel markers
    to one Accel circle, which becomes a stage!
[23:57] Narrator
    In addition, you can use its skill
    to call multiple Magia Dolls from the Soul!
[24:01] Narrator
    Also, if you call Harri's partner, Pop,
    to the stage, when you unseal it,
[24:05] Narrator
    a powerful trump card will appear!
[24:07] Narrator
    Try mixing and matching units for bold combos!
[24:10] Narrator
    With this card, you too can
    "Ride The Vanguard"!
SIGN    Ride The Vanguard!
[24:16] Ibuki
    Hey, Suiko, do you know of Vangua-rou?
[24:18] Suiko
    The Vanguard Association's mascot chara?
[24:20] Suiko
    It looks like a huge tofu brick.
[24:22] Ibuki
    It's shaped like a Vanguard deck!
[24:24] Suiko
    Oh, really? So, what about Vangua-rou?
[24:26] Ibuki
    You see, they've never actually revealed
    the identity of that character's designer.
[24:30] Suiko
    Likely the original series creator.
[24:31] Ibuki
    Don't break the fourth wall like that!
[24:33] Ibuki
    So next time, Suikky, we take a journey
    to uncover the secrets of Vangua-rou's birth!
[24:38] Suiko
    Sounds great, Ibukky!
SIGN    if 11
     Great Quarrel?! Predicament!! Mascot Chara!!
[24:40] Ibuki
    It'll be Van-tabulous!
[24:41] The Two
    Don't miss it!