E2 - Battles in -if- use Magic?!

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[00:01] Shuka
    What's he even doing?
[00:02] Emi
    Um, that kind of thing doesn't work here.
[00:07] Ibuki
    You could've told me that earlier!
[00:09] Ibuki
    Also, you mention it nonchalantly,
    but not being able to do this is a big deal!
[00:15] Shuka
    He lost his temper.
[00:17] Shuka
    It's kind of late in the day to ask this,
    but could you be from the Outside World?
[00:21] Ibuki
    "Outside World"?
[00:22] Shuka
    Ay-yi-yi. He doesn't know anything...
[00:25] Emi
    Either way, we have to defeat that Jammer!
[00:28] Shuka
    You're right! We don't have time to
    talk to this sinister-looking old guy!
[00:32] Ibuki
    In a situation like this, I doubt
    it's a matter of having time or not.
[00:37] Ibuki
    And I'm not old!
[00:38] Ibuki
    Two girls and me.
    If this is a physical showdown,
[00:41] Ibuki
    then it's like an impossible video game,
    based on that thing's size alone.
[00:45] Shuka
    At a time like this...
[00:47] Emi
    Um... Leave it to us!
[00:51] Ibuki
    And what can you two do?!
[00:53] Shuka
    What are you embarrassed for, Emi?
[00:55] Emi
    But this will be our first time
    transforming in front of someone...
[00:59] Shuka
    I love that about you, Emi!
[01:02] Emi
    Hmph! Let's just do it!
[01:17] The Two
    The Blaster Pair is here!
SIGN    if 2
    Battles in -if- use Magic?!
[03:04] Ibuki
    All I can do is laugh.
[03:06] Emi
    I'm sorry.
[03:07] Emi
    This must be very confusing for you,
    but we'll explain later!
[03:10] Greion
    Jam-jam-jammer!
[03:17] Ibuki
    I can't return things to normal
    without being put through the wringer?!
[03:26] Emi
    Elemental Calling!
[03:29] Emi
    Realize!
[03:32] Emi
    We need you, Blaster Blade!
[03:43] Ibuki
    What is this?
[03:44] Greion
    Jammer!
[03:57] Ibuki
    Even Blaster Blade showed up.
[03:59] Ibuki
    Well, after seeing Greion,
    it's less of a surprise.
[04:05] Greion
    Jammer!
[04:10] Greion
    Jammer!
[04:18] Shuka
    He's still injured from the last fight.
[04:21] Emi
    Sorry, Blaster Blade...
[04:23] Emi
    We pushed you too hard
    in that battle against Aichi.
[04:25] Ibuki
    Against Aichi?
[04:27] Ibuki
    Blaster Blade fought Aichi Sendou?!
[04:32] Emi
    Do you know Aichi, mister?
[04:35] Ibuki
    Stop treating me like I'm middle-aged...
[04:38] Ibuki
    My name is Kouji Ibuki.
[04:40] Ibuki
    But we're talking about Aichi Sendou.
[04:42] Ibuki
    He's pretty famous, right?
[04:44] Ibuki
    He was the Asia Circuit champion
    and won at the Vanguard Koshien.
[04:49] Shuka
    You hear that, Emi?!
[04:52] Emi
    I see...
[04:56] Emi
    Then it's true.
[04:58] Shuka
    Yeah!
[05:01] Ibuki
    What's your relationship to Sendou?
[05:03] Emi
    I'm Aichi Sendou's younger sister, Emi!
[05:06] Ibuki
    Sendou's younger sister...
[05:10] Ibuki
    A third time?!
[05:14] Emi
    Shuka, the next card!
[05:17] Shuka
    Um, which one...?
[05:21] Greion
    Jammer!
[05:23] Greion
    Jammer! Jammer!
[05:39] Shuka
    I'm borrowing this!
[05:48] Shuka
    There!
[05:54] Shuka
    It's beautiful!
[05:58] Shuka
    Here, Emi!
[06:00] Shuka
    This week's final card!
[06:03] Emi
    Elemental Calling!
[06:06] Emi
    Realize!
[06:15] Ibuki
    I've never seen that unit before.
[06:17] Ibuki
    Is it strong?
[06:29] Greion
    Jammer?
[06:35] Greion
    Jammer!
[06:42] Greion
    Jammer jammer, jammer!
[07:04] Greion
    Jam-jam-jammer!
[07:07] Greion
    Jam... jam... jam...
[07:20] Greion
    JAMMERRR!
[07:22] Shuka
    Now!
[07:23] Shuka
    Go, Chronojet Dragon!
[07:31] Greion
    Jam--
[07:56] Ibuki
    Did I even need to be here?
[07:59] Ibuki
    It's no use. I don't have even the
    slightest idea what any of this is about.
[08:08] Ibuki
    I-Is that me?!
[08:10] Emi
    This is the right Ibuki.
[08:14] Ibuki
    The "right" one? What do you mean by that?
[08:17] Emi
    By "the right one," I guess I mean the Ibuki
    who isn't possessed by a Jammer in this world.
[08:24] Shuka
    Yes, that's exactly right.
[08:27] Shuka
    You must have come from
    the Outside World, after all.
[08:29] Ibuki
    You keep saying "Outside World"!
    What is this "Outside World"?!
[08:33] Ibuki
    I mean, I've got a lot more questions.
[08:36] Emi
    Um... How should I put it?
[08:40] Shuka
    First, though, who are you?
[08:44] Ibuki
    I'm an acquaintance of her big brother.
[08:48] Shuka
    Do you know him, Emi?
[08:50] Emi
    I can't say I do.
[08:52] Ibuki
    Well, whatever. Can you just
    explain what all of this is about?
[08:56] Ibuki
    This situation...
[09:02] Ibuki
    Am I coming to?
[09:04] Ibuki
    Hey, you! I mean, me!
[09:06] Ibuki
    I mean--wait, that doesn't matter!
[09:09] Ibuki
    Just what's going on with this world?!
[09:15] Ibuki
    I'm fading away!
[09:17] Ibuki
    What the heck is this?!
[09:17] Shuka
    I don't get it.
[09:19] Emi
    Um, Ibuki... Let's just say,
    it was good working with you.
[09:24] Ibuki
    But if I don't deliver that deck...
[09:27] Emi
    Deck?
[09:29] Ibuki
    Deliver the deck!
[09:31] Shuka
    This deck...?
[09:36] Shuka
    He vanished.
[09:37] Emi
    Yeah.
[09:41] Future Ibuki
    Where am I...?
[09:44] Emi
    U-Um...
[09:46] Future Ibuki
    That's right! The deck!
[09:49] Future Ibuki
    It's gone!
[09:51] Shuka
    Um, is this it?
[09:54] Future Ibuki
    Yes. I have to deliver it.
[10:02] Emi
    Good. It looks like he's back
    to being the normal Ibuki.
[10:05] Shuka
    But where's he gonna deliver it?
[10:21] Emi
    Will that do it?
[10:22] Shuka
    Yeah.
[10:23] Shuka
    The Ibuki who disappeared also said
    he wanted to deliver that deck.
[10:28] Emi
    You're right. It'll be fine, probably.
[10:52] Shuka
    It's just a few of them, but now
    more stars are back to normal!
[10:55] Emi
    Yay!
[10:58] Shuka
    Once again...
[10:59] Emi
    ...history has been...
[11:01] The Two
    ...corrected!
[11:04] Shuka
    I hope these stars get lined up nicely soon.
[11:07] Emi
    Yeah, me too.
[11:08] Emi
    It seems what you told me
    was true, Shuka!
[11:12] Shuka
    I know, right?
[11:14] Emi
    Aichi loves Vanguard!
[11:16] Shuka
    Right!
[11:17] Emi
    Aichi has a wonderful smile!
[11:19] Shuka
    Uh huh!
[11:21] Emi
    We'll get Aichi out of that castle!
[11:24] Shuka
    Yep!
[11:25] Emi
    But the ending isn't in sight yet...
[11:28] Shuka
    I'm sure it'll end eventually,
[11:30] Shuka
    when the stars are shining most beautifully!
[11:33] Emi
    You're right.
[11:51] Ibuki
    Ow!
[11:53] Suiko
    These abrasions... What in
    heaven's name were you doing?
[11:58] Ibuki
    You probably won't believe this, but...
[12:02] Ibuki
    ...I fought Greion, the Vanguard unit!
[12:07] Suiko
    That's a really dumb joke.
[12:12] Ibuki
    Why does this only happen to me?!
[12:15] Suiko
    Don't ask me.
[12:17] Suiko
    But your mistake is what started all this.
[12:20] Suiko
    So this is what you get.
[12:22] Ibuki
    I'm not taking responsibility for
    a mistake I don't remember making!
[12:26] Suiko
    Just like a man to say that
    to excuse his amnesiac self.
[12:31] Ibuki
    I can't be blamed for
    something I can't remember!
[12:35] Suiko
    Well, I'm glad you made it back.
[12:38] Suiko
    You fixed your mistake, didn't you?
[12:41] Ibuki
    No. I didn't put the deck
    in that shoe cupboard.
[12:46] Ibuki
    Was it still okay?
[12:48] Suiko
    When the consciousnesses of
    two versions of the same person make contact,
[12:52] Suiko
    it produces a paradox.
[12:53] Suiko
    That's why, the moment
    your future self woke up,
[12:56] Suiko
    you were bounced out of that world
    and returned to this one.
[13:02] Ibuki
    As if I'd know the rules!
[13:04] Ibuki
    And that explained nothing.
[13:08] Suiko
    They're the universal rules of time.
[13:10] Suiko
    Didn't you know?
[13:11] Ibuki
    I don't know anything.
[13:13] Ibuki
    I haven't been given
    one solid detail to go on here.
[13:17] Ibuki
    Oh, that's right.
[13:18] Ibuki
    I met Sendou's little sister in that world.
[13:22] Suiko
    Aichi Sendou's sister?
[13:24] Ibuki
    I never imagined anything like that happening.
[13:29] Suiko
    Did you meet Aichi Sendou, too?
[13:33] Ibuki
    No, just his sister.
[13:35] Ibuki
    And... no, you'd never believe me if I told you.
[13:40] Ibuki
    Never...
[13:42] Suiko
    What is it? Tell me.
[13:44] Ibuki
    His sister transformed...
[13:48] Ibuki
    No, that must've been a nightmare, too.
[13:51] Suiko
    What do you mean, "transformed"?
[13:53] Ibuki
    Enough. Let it go.
[13:56] Ibuki
    My memory's playing tricks on me.
[13:59] Ibuki
    So in the end, I didn't do anything
    over there. Are you sure it's okay?
[14:04] Suiko
    Yes, probably.
[14:06] Ibuki
    How would you know?
[14:08] Suiko
    A page from the Akashic Book that
    had been sealed off is now available.
[14:12] Suiko
    The book Nome is in charge of.
[14:15] Ibuki
    So since he can open to that page, it went well?
[14:19] Suiko
    If you comprehend that, good.
[14:22] Nome
    Welcome back.
[14:24] Nome
    It seems to have worked out, one way or another.
[14:26] Nome
    How was it over there?
[14:30] Ibuki
    I came back without anything accomplished.
[14:33] Nome
    Just as I expected.
[14:35] Ibuki
    I don't want anything more to do with this.
[14:39] Nome
    You wish to quit? You're welcome to.
[14:55] Ibuki
    I can still see it!
[14:56] Nome
    That's too bad.
[14:58] Nome
    It seems history still needs you.
[15:02] Ibuki
    So the nightmares won't go away...
[15:05] Nome
    That's correct.
[15:07] Nome
    Oh, that's right.
[15:08] Nome
    The deck was safely delivered to a certain boy.
[15:12] Nome
    It would be nice if that
    sparks his interest in cardfighting.
[15:17] Ibuki
    I don't care either way!
[15:19] Nome
    Oh, really?
[15:21] Nome
    In the future, you may
    become friends through cards.
[15:26] Ibuki
    I'm not becoming friends with anyone!
[15:28] Ibuki
    And even if we did become friends...
[15:31] Ibuki
    ...I would never tell him my name!
[15:38] Nome
    Tea, please.
[15:46] Shuka
    Let's dig in!
[15:48] Shuka
    This is the best part of finishing a job!
[15:50] Emi
    Be careful that you don't overeat, Shuka.
[15:54] Shuka
    Yes, I know.
[15:55] Shuka
    I assure you, I'm well aware of that!
[16:07] Shuka
    The castle is fading away!
[16:08] Emi
    Then Aichi will...
[16:16] Shuka
    Not again...
[16:18] Emi
    So he hasn't gone back to normal yet...
[16:22] Shuka
    Still, we've never seen
    such a major fluctuation before!
[16:26] Emi
    I hope it's a good sign.
[16:33] Shuka
    Emi!
[16:35] Shuka
    Here!
[16:38] Shuka
    Let's do our best for your big brother's sake!
[16:42] Emi
    Yeah!
[16:50] Ibuki
    Anyway, what was that about?
[16:53] Ibuki
    Sendou's sister and her companion.
[16:55] Ibuki
    And their actions...
[16:57] Ibuki
    A mage and a fairy?
[17:00] Ibuki
    Give me a break!
[17:01] Ibuki
    And worse, a world where
    Vanguard doesn't resolve anything?!
[17:05] Ibuki
    I don't like it. I don't like any of it.
[17:15] Nome
    It went well this time.
[17:17] Suiko
    Yes.
[17:18] Nome
    But it's only just begun.
[17:20] Suiko
    True.
[17:22] Suiko
    Um...
[17:24] Suiko
    There's one thing that bothers me.
[17:26] Nome
    What is it?
[17:28] Suiko
    He said he met someone over there.
[17:31] Suiko
    Aichi Sendou's sister.
[17:34] Nome
    I see.
[17:37] Nome
    He met her right off the bat, eh?
[17:42] Nome
    It may get a little busier around here.
[17:46] Nome
    Suiko, would you bring me that book?
[17:51] Suiko
    Here you are.
[17:55] Nome
    As I suspected...
[17:56] Suiko
    Is something wrong?
[17:58] Nome
    Something very troubling.
[18:01] Nome
    There are even more pages I'm unable to turn to.
[18:04] Suiko
    Shall I summon him back?
[18:07] Nome
    No.
[18:09] Nome
    We'd best let him get a good night's sleep,
    with some pleasant dreams.
[18:21] Nome
    As one distortion is fixed...
[18:28] Shuka
    It split off again here.
[18:32] Nome
    ...another distortion appears.
[18:36] Nome
    However many minor distortions arise,
[18:39] Nome
    only a few will be of consequence.
[18:56] Emi
    Stars appear and disappear.
[19:00] Shuka
    But it's not like all the stars
    are going to disappear, right?
[19:04] Shuka
    It's the stars that burned the brightest
    that burn out, only to become shadows.
[19:22] Nome
    Finding major distortions and
    watching over minor sequences.
[19:28] Nome
    For as long as my time allows...
[19:48] Ibuki
    I get the feeling I'm in for
    another nightmare tonight.
[19:51] Ibuki
    That reminds me. That castle...
[19:55] Ibuki
    They called it Sanctuary.
[19:59] Ibuki
    Sendou is in there.
[20:02] Ibuki
    Then I guess I'll try to
    pay him a visit tomorrow.
[20:11] Suiko
    You got in without a fuss this time.
[20:17] Suiko
    I suspect you know this already,
    but Nome has another job for you.
[20:29] Suiko
    We've arrived, Nome.
[20:36] Suiko
    Nome?
[20:41] Suiko
    Nome!
[20:53] Suiko
    That's...
[20:54] Suiko
    ...the Akashic Book.
[20:56] Ibuki
    The one you said Nome was in charge of, right?
[20:59] Ibuki
    So where did he go?
[21:01] Ibuki
    On a convenience store run?
[21:05] Ibuki
    I can see it crystal-clear today.
[21:21] Ibuki
    Darn it!
[21:47] Suiko
    What happened?
[21:48] Ibuki
    Looks like I've been taken somewhere
    against my will, yet again.
[21:53] Ibuki
    What's wrong?
[23:46] Narrator
    The 30-second card intro segment!
[23:48] Narrator
    Today's featured card is Neo Nectar's
    Dream-spinning Ranunculus, Ahsha!
SIGN    Dream-spinning Ranunculus, Ahsha
[23:53] Narrator
    By retiring two rear-guard units,
    you can call an Ahsha's Flower Fairy token.
[23:59] Narrator
    Ahsha's Flower Fairy is a special token
    sharing the same name as your Vanguard, "Ahsha",
[24:02] Narrator
    and so its power and number of criticals
    also match the Vanguard's!
[24:06] Narrator
    Grow your Ahsha units to allow
    a variety of strategies to bloom!
[24:10] Narrator
    With this card, you too can
    "Ride The Vanguard"!
SIGN    Ride The Vanguard!
[24:15] Ibuki
    My name is Kouji Ibuki.
[24:17] Ibuki
    After being sucked into a weird book,
    I ended up in the past in an alternate world.
[24:19] Ibuki
    Just what does ULTRARARE
    have to do with historical distortions?!
[24:23] Suiko
    It's important!
[24:24] Ibuki
    Well, well, Suiko.
[24:25] Ibuki
    It looks like you're not
    a successful idol in this world.
[24:28] Suiko
    You do realize that there are
    other spheres in which I can succeed,
[24:30] Suiko
    even outside the entertainment industry?
[24:32] Ibuki
    Is that a roundabout way of admitting
    that being an idol is a stretch for you?
[24:35] Suiko
    You try shaking your booty on a huge stage
    while the crowd screams, "Take it off!"
SIGN    Episode 3
     Jammer's Tears?! An Idol's Pride!
[24:40] Ibuki
    No, you try performing in a cat-ears band!
[24:42] The Two
    I know, right?!