# E10 - Can't Finish!! A Supernatural Food Fight?!
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**[00:03] Ibuki**
I can't take any more...
**[00:06] Suiko**
If you give up now, it's permanently game over!
**[00:09] Ibuki**
But, I can't eat a single bite more...
**[00:21] Ibuki**
My name is Kouji Ibuki.
**[00:24] Ibuki**
Guided by the Akashic Book,
**[00:26] Ibuki**
I'm on a journey to correct
the world's distortions.
**[00:30] Ibuki**
One of these days I'll bring the world
back to its rightful form.
**[00:34] Ibuki**
And by rightful form, I mean...
**[00:38] Ibuki**
...a world where Vanguard decides everything!
**[00:47] Student A**
Who's that guy?
**[00:48] Student B**
What does Vanguard decide?
**[00:51] Ibuki**
W-Was it just a dream...?
**[00:53] Suiko**
That part wasn't a dream.
**[00:56] Shuka**
You just shouted out your deepest desire.
**[01:00] Ibuki**
Wh-What are you guys doing? Spying on me?!
**[01:04] Suiko**
You'd fainted, so we were
waiting for you to wake up.
**[01:12] Ibuki**
Stupid book!
**[01:15] Ibuki**
Why, you...!
**[01:18] Suiko**
How many times do I have to tell you
to keep your hands off the top idol?!
**[01:23] Ibuki**
"Fainted"?! You knocked me out, didn't you?!
**[01:26] Suiko**
You were muttering embarrassing things in
your sleep, so we watched over you from hiding.
**[01:30] The Three**
Right?!
**[01:31] Ibuki**
It's only common sense to have
Vanguard decide everything.
**[01:35] Ibuki**
Now let's search for today's distortion.
**[01:38] Shuka**
What does he mean about
Vanguard deciding everything?
**[01:41] Suiko**
Literally everything. The one who loses
has to go along with what the winner says.
**[01:46] Emi**
That's some dream...
***SIGN*** if 10
Can't Finish!! A Supernatural Food Fight?!
***SIGN*** Miyaji Academy High School Division
***SIGN*** Swim Team
**[03:38] Suiko**
Miyaji Academy. Aichi Sendou
is supposed to be attending this school.
**[03:43] Ibuki**
Yeah. But instead he's having fun
holing up in there with his buddies.
**[03:49] Suiko**
According to the history we know, the first
Vanguard Koshien is to be held this year.
**[03:55] Ibuki**
At this rate, I seriously doubt
Miyaji Academy is gonna win it.
**[04:02] Emi**
Do you sense a distortion?
**[04:04] Shuka**
It's hard with so many people.
**[04:06] Shuka**
And that delusional guy wandered off.
**[04:10] Student A**
Hi, I'm with the Party Club.
**[04:13] Student A**
Are you two interested in
a club that parties every day?
**[04:15] Emi**
Um, no thanks.
**[04:17] Emi**
I'm busy being a magical girl.
**[04:20] Shuka**
And I'm a fairy.
**[04:22] Student A**
Then from now on, it'll be
the Magical Girl Fairy Party Club.
**[04:27] Ibuki**
Hey, have you found the distortion?
**[04:32] Shuka**
Hi, sir!
**[04:35] Shuka**
I'm sorry I called you, "that delusional guy"!
**[04:37] Ibuki**
You called me that?!
***SIGN*** Chess Club
**[04:39] Ibuki**
Even without Sendou around,
I'm sure there's a Cardfight Club.
**[04:43] Ibuki**
And I suspect we'll find
the distortion related to that...
**[04:45] Suiko**
No, Miyaji Academy didn't have a Cardfight Club
until Aichi Sendou became a student.
**[04:51] Ibuki**
Then what's that?
***SIGN*** ---dfight Club
**[04:57] Senri**
You there, come challenge our captain!
**[05:01] Nakao**
Our club is the strongest of all clubs
at Miyaji Academy's high school division.
**[05:04] Nakao**
We're always on the lookout
for more strong people.
**[05:07] Ibuki**
Since you put it like that,
I have no choice but to challenge you!
**[05:10] Suiko**
Wait a second!
**[05:12] Suiko**
How can there be a Cardfight Club
without Aichi Sendou?!
**[05:18] Ibuki**
All right! Where are your strong guys?!
**[05:21] Ibuki**
I can't wait!
**[05:23] Suiko**
He's hopeless.
**[05:24] Suiko**
All he's thinking about is playing Vanguard.
**[05:26] Suiko**
If I don't do something...
**[05:29] Emi**
What should we do?
***SIGN*** ---dfight Club a.k.a. Psychic Research Society
**[05:44] Ibuki**
I am the one you seek: a strong guy.
**[05:48] Ibuki**
Then I challenge you to a game of Vanguard!
**[05:54] Suiko**
Off-target yet again.
**[05:55] Ibuki**
It can't be!
**[05:57] Ibuki**
I see everybody here is wearing a hood.
**[05:59] Ibuki**
You're not about to tell me that it's
"Hoodfight Club," not "Cardfight Club," are you?
***SIGN*** ---dfight
***SIGN*** Hoodfight
**[06:06] Eru**
No, that's right.
**[06:08] Ibuki**
I'm not glad to be right...
**[06:10] Nakao**
This is Miyaji Academy's mighty Hoodfight Club.
**[06:14] Nakao**
It's also called the Psychic Research Society.
**[06:17] Suiko**
Wait, what's the connection between
psychic powers and "hoodfights"?
**[06:21] Senri**
And this man...
**[06:23] Suiko**
Ignoring me?
**[06:24] Senri**
...is Eru Nakagami.
Also known as "Evil-Eye Eru."
**[06:28] Ibuki**
You guys like having
two names for everything, huh?
**[06:31] Suiko**
Eru Nakagami. I recall that name...
**[06:34] Nakao**
What do you think, Master Eru?
**[06:38] Ibuki**
What's with that...
**[06:41] Ibuki**
...empty threat?
**[06:48] Ibuki**
Is your eye okay?
**[06:50] Suiko**
That's not a real "evil eye," is it?
**[06:56] Eru**
It's...
**[06:58] Eru**
Both of you, leave this place!
**[07:00] Eru**
Now!
**[07:03] Ibuki**
Cut it out! I'm here to play Vanguar--
**[07:05] Eru**
Run! If you don't...
**[07:08] Eru**
...then, my left arm... will...
**[07:12] Ibuki**
This one-man show is just painful to watch.
**[07:14] Suiko**
Could that be real, too?
**[07:17] Eru**
Calm down, my arm! Contain your fury!
**[07:23] Eru**
Darn it!
**[07:24] Eru**
Just go!
**[07:26] Ibuki**
The heck?!
**[07:46] Ibuki**
Where am I?
***SIGN*** Shoe Locker
***SIGN*** President
**[07:57] Ibuki**
Something's written on here?
***SIGN*** President
**[07:59] Naitou**
Oh, what a global world!
**[08:03] Naitou**
It's perfect for me, Tatewaki Naitou!
***SIGN*** Shoe Locker
**[08:07] Ibuki**
Who are you?
**[08:08] Naitou**
I'm Tatewaki Naitou, the president of
Miyaji Academy's high school Student Council.
**[08:14] Naitou**
When I looked into the Psychic Research Society
for the safety of this academy...
**[08:18] Ibuki**
You ended up here?
**[08:24] Naitou**
Wh-What is this?
**[08:27] Ibuki**
What?!
**[08:32] Ibuki**
This is like a game board...
**[08:35] Eru**
Fight!
**[08:37] Naitou**
A voice in my head!
**[08:39] Ibuki**
We've become shogi pieces, so to speak.
**[08:42] Ibuki**
I guess being next to each other registered
as an enemy encounter, and the game began.
**[08:47] Naitou**
Interesting. What kind of fight
are we supposed to have?
**[08:49] Ibuki**
I'm sure it's not a Vanguard fight.
**[08:53] Ibuki**
Wait, maybe it's "Foodfight Club"?
Then this must be a speed-eating contest!
**[08:59] Naitou**
My eyes! My eyes!
**[09:01] Ibuki**
You disagree?!
**[09:04] Naitou**
You expect people to hold
speed-eating contests in this day and age?!
**[09:08] Naitou**
What we have now is "global compliance"!
**[09:12] Ibuki**
So why would that mean
this has to be a cooking contest?!
**[09:15] Ibuki**
I have no interest in cooki--
**[09:30] Ibuki**
Is this even edible?
**[09:39] Naitou**
Even though it's merely a rice omelet...
**[09:42] Naitou**
...it's... delicious!
**[09:43] Ibuki**
R-Really?
**[09:45] Naitou**
Th-This was clearly... made with love!
***SIGN*** Made With Love
**[09:51] Naitou**
I'm snuggled up inside your heart.
**[09:55] Naitou**
Global!
**[09:59] Naitou**
How could I lose to someone
wearing a label like that?!
**[10:02] Ibuki**
I don't even know what mine says! Tell me!
**[10:06] Ibuki**
Hey!
**[10:14] Student B**
Delicious!
**[10:23] Ibuki**
I can't eat another bite.
**[10:24] Ibuki**
What am I saying?! Distortion or not,
I can't make heads or tails of this situation.
***SIGN*** Uniform: A Stretch
**[10:38] Ibuki**
You just sucked in your gut!
**[10:40] Ibuki**
And what's with your sign?!
**[10:42] Suiko**
How dare you say that to an idol?!
**[10:44] Suiko**
No! Stay away from me!
**[10:46] Ibuki**
Where the heck are we?!
**[10:48] Suiko**
Stay away!
**[10:52] Eru**
Fight!
**[10:53] Suiko**
Tch!
**[10:56] Suiko**
In the real world, Eru Nakagami's "Evil Eye"
and "God Hand" are figments of his imagination.
**[11:01] Suiko**
He never had any kind of actual power.
**[11:04] Ibuki**
And yet here, he's trapped us in this place.
**[11:07] Suiko**
Yes, here, it's like we've each become a unit.
**[11:11] Suiko**
And when we enter adjoining spaces,
a combat turn automatically begins.
**[11:15] Suiko**
That's why I said to stay away!
**[11:18] Ibuki**
Since it's come to this, I have no choice.
**[11:20] Ibuki**
I'll defeat you and win this game.
**[11:22] Ibuki**
That should bring out Eru,
the nexus of this distortion.
**[11:32] Ibuki**
I-It's really good!
**[11:33] Suiko**
Naturally. How would I lose to a man
who's wearing a label like that?
**[11:38] Ibuki**
Tell me what it says already!
**[11:40] Suiko**
Good grief.
**[11:44] Suiko**
Huh? It's better than before.
**[11:47] Ibuki**
How could it not be,
after you nagged me so much?
**[11:50] Suiko**
But if we both acknowledge that
the other's was good, which of us wins?
**[11:55] Eru**
Fight once more!
**[11:58] The Two**
What?!
**[12:12] Senri**
Master Eru, where are you going?
**[12:14] Eru**
Don't follow me.
**[12:16] Nakao**
Master Eru's left arm was in fine form today.
**[12:19] Senri**
The only one who would dare defy him now
is that Student Council leftover.
**[12:23] Senri**
And once he's disappeared...
**[12:25] Shuka**
Disappeared?
**[12:26] Emi**
Is that what happened to Ibuki and Suiko?!
**[12:33] Shuka**
I can't tell if he's a Jammer or not.
**[12:36] Emi**
What do you think? Are we going to
have to tackle this one alone?
**[12:39] Eru**
Aichi Sendou's little sister.
Your name is Emi, isn't it?
**[12:44] Emi**
Um, do you know Aichi?
**[12:47] Shuka**
And he knows about you, too. Is he a stalk--
**[12:50] Eru**
Of course. I am the third Eru.
**[12:54] Emi**
The "third"?
**[12:55] Eru**
Ah, yes. The wind blew
like this that time as well.
**[13:00] Eru**
I fought at the gates of heaven
while searching for a safe refuge.
**[13:05] Eru**
But even with my Evil Eye and God Hand...
**[13:09] Emi**
He believes he's the only one
possessing strange powers?
**[13:13] Shuka**
I know what this is! A puberty delusion, right?
**[13:16] Emi**
Shuka, that's being too direct about it.
**[13:18] Eru**
But I have different memories, as well.
**[13:22] Eru**
Of a time when Aichi Sendou, our teammates,
and I were aiming for the Vanguard Koshien.
**[13:28] Shuka**
But in this world, Emi's brother doesn't...
**[13:32] Eru**
I sought power.
**[13:34] Eru**
The Evil Eye that sees through to every truth.
**[13:36] Eru**
The God Hand that manipulates every fate.
**[13:39] Eru**
I believed that I could
make my fantasies come true.
**[13:43] Shuka**
He knew they were just fantasies?!
**[13:45] Emi**
Shuka!
**[13:46] Eru**
And now, this world.
**[13:47] Eru**
These memories are the third set.
**[13:50] Eru**
Or perhaps I have wandered through many
more worlds, destroying each one as I passed.
**[13:55] Eru**
Now I have the Evil Eye,
and power resides within my left arm.
**[13:59] Shuka**
So your wish came true?
**[14:02] Eru**
No.
**[14:02] Itsuki**
I am Itsuki Suwabe, the last survivor
of Miyaji Academy's Student Council!
**[14:07] Itsuki**
What have you done with President Naitou?!
**[14:11] Eru**
No, don't! I'm done with this!
**[14:15] Eru**
Calm down! Stay calm!
**[14:25] Emi**
He really disappeared...
**[14:28] Eru**
The power won't obey me.
**[14:32] Eru**
It responds to hostile intentions
on its own, going berserk.
**[14:35] Eru**
Eventually, I'll be the
only one left in this world.
**[14:39] Eru**
I didn't ask for power like this!
**[14:42] Eru**
My wish finally came true, but I had no idea
it would turn out this way!
**[14:45] Eru**
Is this my punishment
for trying to change the world?
**[14:49] Emi**
With me, I just wanted Aichi
to be his old kind self. But now I see...
**[14:55] Emi**
Like him, I'm trying to change
the world to suit my own preferences.
**[15:00] Shuka**
If he's not the Jammer...
**[15:04] Shuka**
I've got it!
**[15:07] Ibuki**
I can't take any more...
**[15:10] Suiko**
If you give up now, it's permanently game over!
**[15:13] Ibuki**
But, I can't eat a single bite more...
**[15:17] Suiko**
If you just say it's not good, you'll win!
**[15:20] Ibuki**
I can't lie! Especially not during a fight!
**[15:24] Suiko**
This isn't a Cardfight!
**[15:28] Suiko**
I feel so bloated!
**[15:34] Eru**
The fight is cancelled.
**[15:36] Suiko**
If we're not in adjacent spaces,
the fight gets cancelled!
**[15:39] Ibuki**
You should've realized that sooner!
**[15:42] Suiko**
Excuse me?!
***SIGN*** Vice-President
**[15:45] Itsuki**
Huh? What's this?
**[15:47] Ibuki**
You idiot!
**[15:50] Eru**
Fight!
**[15:51] Suiko**
Tch!
**[15:53] Eru**
Are you serious?!
**[15:55] Shuka**
Yes. Please make me and Emi
disappear using your God Hand.
**[15:59] Emi**
She says if you do that,
we'll be sent to another world.
**[16:04] Shuka**
That's the only way... probably.
**[16:06] Eru**
I never want to use this left arm again.
**[16:10] Eru**
Rewriting the world for my own desires...
**[16:13] Shuka**
Emi and I have corrected distortions
in a variety of worlds.
**[16:17] Shuka**
For the sake of our own wishes.
**[16:19] Eru**
What?!
**[16:21] Shuka**
I don't think that's a bad thing!
**[16:24] Shuka**
Emi, believe in me!
**[16:27] Emi**
Yes. I do believe in you.
**[16:29] Emi**
It's okay to rewrite the world.
**[16:33] Emi**
We'll rewrite it again and again and again,
until we reach the real Aichi.
**[16:39] Emi**
That's what I decided!
**[16:41] Shuka**
From the far side of the first star...
**[16:44] Emi**
...a dazzling star of love will arrive!
**[16:47] Emi**
Magical Girl Emi!
**[16:49] Shuka**
Card Fairy Shuka!
**[16:54] The Two**
We help people with our miraculous powers!
**[16:56] The Two**
We're the Blaster Pair!
**[17:02] Eru**
No, don't!
**[17:10] Suiko**
Anyway, this will all be over
if we can defeat the boss character!
**[17:12] Ibuki**
Where is this "boss character"?!
**[17:15] Ibuki**
Whoa, don't get too close!
**[17:16] Ibuki**
We need a space between us!
**[17:17] Suiko**
Stop lurching in my direction!
**[17:20] Emi**
Ibuki, Suiko!
**[17:21] Suiko**
What are you two doing here?!
**[17:23] Shuka**
What's with the labels?
**[17:25] Ibuki**
Hey, what does mine say?!
**[17:31] Eru Jammer**
You have done well to make it this far...
**[17:33] Eru**
...strong ones.
**[17:40] Ibuki**
So Eru is the food fight boss character?
**[17:43] Shuka**
You're not Eru!
**[17:46] Emi**
You gave Eru power, forced him to send people
to this place, and distorted the world...
**[17:52] Emi**
...Jammer!
**[17:53] Suiko**
Come to think of it, the real Eru Nakagami
has bandages wrapped around his RIGHT arm.
**[17:58] Ibuki**
That's a common mistake in animation!
**[18:01] Pair**
Show yourself, Jammer!
**[18:17] Jammer**
Jaaammer!
**[18:19] Suiko**
That's from the Dark Irregulars deck!
**[18:21] Ibuki**
Master of Fifth Element!
**[18:23] Ibuki**
That unit can be a pain to fight.
**[18:25] Jammer Units**
Jammer... Jammer... Jammer...
**[18:28] Shuka**
Elemental Calling!
**[18:31] Emi**
Realize! Everyone, lend me your power!
**[18:37] Jammer**
Jammer!
**[18:40] Ibuki**
Master of Fifth Element uses powerful magic!
**[18:44] Jammer**
Jammer!
**[18:48] Shuka**
Emi!
**[18:53] Emi**
Shoot!
**[18:54] Jammer**
You have interfered.
**[18:56] Jammer**
All I did was make a
lonely teenager's fantasy come true.
**[19:00] Emi**
This isn't what Eru wanted!
**[19:03] Jammer**
Oh? Then what do you think he wanted?
**[19:07] Emi**
Well... I don't know, but...
**[19:09] Jammer**
Jammer...
**[19:11] Shuka**
It was something loads better than this!
**[19:14] Jammer**
That's pretty vague.
**[19:17] Emi**
It would be boring if we knew.
**[19:19] Emi**
We don't know what it will be, but that's why
we change the world as many times as we need!
**[19:26] Emi**
To get the real Aichi back!
**[19:38] Shuka**
Emi, here's this week's final card!
**[19:44] Emi**
Elemental Calling! Realize!
**[19:49] Emi**
Masked Magician, Harri!
**[19:51] Harri**
It's showtime!
**[19:54] Jammer**
Jammer!
**[19:59] Jammer**
Jaaammer!
**[20:02] Jammer**
Jammer, jammer-jammer!
**[20:07] Harri**
Jammer!
**[20:11] Harri**
Look!
**[20:14] Jammer**
What?!
**[20:15] Suiko**
Magic versus stage magic, huh?
**[20:18] Harri**
Watch closely!
**[20:23] Harri**
One! Two! Three!
**[20:29] Jammer**
What?!
**[20:32] Shuka**
Harri, turn Emi into Blaster Blade!
**[20:36] Jammer**
Jammer!
**[20:39] Jammer**
You'll do no such thing!
**[20:46] Jammer**
Blast it!
**[20:49] Jammer**
No, don't!
**[20:51] Jammer**
Jam.
***SIGN*** Squish
**[21:09] Eru**
A dream?
**[21:12] Senri**
Um, President...
**[21:13] Eru**
Oh. So what about our new members?
**[21:16] Nakao**
Since it was revealed that your psychic powers
were all magic tricks, we got zero sign-ups.
**[21:22] Senri**
The Student Council says
we have to vacate our club room.
**[21:25] Eru**
I see.
**[21:37] Eru**
I refuse to give up our club room!
I am Evil-Eye Eru!
**[21:42] Suiko**
The Hoodfight Club returned to being
just the Psychic Research Society.
**[21:46] Ibuki**
But the Cardfight Club still doesn't exist.
**[21:55] Emi**
Shuka, it'll be okay.
**[21:58] Shuka**
Yeah. I'm not giving up.
**[22:00] Shuka**
No matter how many times we fail...
**[22:02] Shuka**
No matter how many worlds are sacrificed...
**[22:05] Shuka**
Let's go, Emi!
**[22:09] Emi**
Shuka, wait!
**[23:45] Narrator**
The 30-second card intro segment!
**[23:48] Narrator**
Today's featured card is Pale Moon's
Masked Magician, Harri!
***SIGN*** Masked Magician, Harri
**[23:53] Narrator**
When it's placed, move all your Accel markers
to one Accel circle, which becomes a stage!
**[23:57] Narrator**
In addition, you can use its skill
to call multiple Magia Dolls from the Soul!
**[24:01] Narrator**
Also, if you call Harri's partner, Pop,
to the stage, when you unseal it,
**[24:05] Narrator**
a powerful trump card will appear!
**[24:07] Narrator**
Try mixing and matching units for bold combos!
**[24:10] Narrator**
With this card, you too can
"Ride The Vanguard"!
***SIGN*** Ride The Vanguard!
**[24:16] Ibuki**
Hey, Suiko, do you know of Vangua-rou?
**[24:18] Suiko**
The Vanguard Association's mascot chara?
**[24:20] Suiko**
It looks like a huge tofu brick.
**[24:22] Ibuki**
It's shaped like a Vanguard deck!
**[24:24] Suiko**
Oh, really? So, what about Vangua-rou?
**[24:26] Ibuki**
You see, they've never actually revealed
the identity of that character's designer.
**[24:30] Suiko**
Likely the original series creator.
**[24:31] Ibuki**
Don't break the fourth wall like that!
**[24:33] Ibuki**
So next time, Suikky, we take a journey
to uncover the secrets of Vangua-rou's birth!
**[24:38] Suiko**
Sounds great, Ibukky!
***SIGN*** if 11
Great Quarrel?! Predicament!! Mascot Chara!!
**[24:40] Ibuki**
It'll be Van-tabulous!
**[24:41] The Two**
Don't miss it!