E7 - A Fixed Price! On-Demand Foreign TV

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SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    The Thrilling Land of Caves
[00:05] ---
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    #7 A Fixed Price! On-Demand Foreign TV
[00:17] 7yama
    You really know where
    the buried treasure is?
SIGN    Nezuo
[00:20] Mouse
    Of course I do! It's right this way.
[00:22] 7yama
    Why are you riding me,
    anyway? Walk yourself.
[00:25] Mouse
    Nah. Hey, hit me with some
    more of that showbiz lingo.
[00:29] 7yama
    You're really into that stuff, huh?
[00:30] Mouse
    It must be so cool, though...
[00:32] Mouse
    I mean, you work at a TV station.
[00:34] Mouse
    That means you're probably friends
    with all kinds of celebrities, right?
[00:38] 7yama
    I definitely wouldn't go that far.
[00:39] Mouse
    So cool... So are celeb girls really cute?
[00:42] 7yama
    Well, sure, they are.
[00:43] Mouse
    What about the news ladies?
[00:44] 7yama
    Yeah, they're cute.
[00:45] Mouse
    They're cute, huh?
[00:46] 7yama
    I'm not really in a position
    to judge or anything...
[00:48] Mouse
    So cool!
[00:50] 7yama
    We're heading this way, right?
[00:52] Mouse
    Y'know, I heard something a while ago...
[00:54] Mouse
    They got these, like, v-vouchers?
[00:56] Mouse
    Like, you get these vouchers so
    you can ride in taxis for free?
[00:59] 7yama
    That was the old days. Not anymore.
    That's a thing of the past.
[01:00] Mouse
    Must be nice...
[01:01] Mouse
    Working in TV must be so awesome.
[01:04] Mouse
    Hey!
[01:06] Mouse
    Hang on a sec. I know her.
[01:08] Mouse
    Hey! Nezumi! Nezumi!
[01:10] 7yama
    Nezumi?
SIGN    Nezumi
[01:11] Nezumi
    Hey, Nezuo!
[01:11] 7yama
    Her name is literally just "mouse"?
[01:14] Nezumi
    Whatcha doing?
[01:15] Nezuo
    This dude works at a TV station!
[01:17] Nezuo
    He's in show business!
[01:18] 7yama
    Come on, man...
[01:19] Mouse
    Come hang out with me and the showbiz guy.
[01:21] 7yama
    Quit saying it like that!
[01:21] Nezumi
    No, thanks.
[01:22] Mouse
    Don't be shy!
[01:23] Nezumi
    Nah, it's fine. I'll pass.
[01:24] Mouse
    C'mon, why?
[01:25] Nezumi
    It's fine.
[01:26] 7yama
    Hey, she said it's fine.
[01:27] Mouse
    You don't meet a showbiz pro every day!
[01:28] 7yama
    She said she doesn't want to! It's fine!
[01:30] Mouse
    This dude works at a TV station!
[01:31] 7yama
    Don't bother her, and don't
    act like I'm not here!
[01:33] Nezumi
    But TV Nanana is terrestrial, right?
[01:35] Nezumi
    That's not really my thing.
[01:38] 7yama
    See, some people feel that way,
    so don't try and force it.
[01:40] Nezumi
    Anyway, I'm about to binge-watch
    a bunch of foreign TV all at once.
[01:44] Nezumi
    Wanna join me?
[01:45] Nezumi
    It's a fixed price, and on-demand!
[01:48] Nezumi
    I bet it'll be way more fun than hanging out
[01:50] Nezumi
    with the guy from the dirt-poor
    TV station. Come on!
[01:54] Mouse
    Wait, it's on-demand?
[01:55] Nezumi
    On-demand.
[01:56] Mouse
    And they have foreign TV?
[01:56] 7yama
    Look...
[01:57] Nezumi
    Yeah. It's all on there.
[01:57] 7yama
    Y'know...
[01:58] Mouse
    You serious?
[01:59] Mouse
    Are you serious?
[01:59] 7yama
    This might sound weird coming from me,
[02:01] 7yama
    but I wouldn't get involved
    with shallow girls, man.
[02:05] 7yama
    They're always getting swept
    up in the next big thing.
[02:07] 7yama
    There's a lot of them out there!
[02:09] 7yama
    The whole "Oh, I don't even
    watch regular TV anymore" type.
[02:13] 7yama
    They're like, "I'm enjoying my work so much,
[02:15] 7yama
    I don't even have time for guys!"
[02:17] 7yama
    More like they don't want you! Right?
[02:19] 7yama
    I know the type. They're nothing but trouble.
[02:22] 7yama
    Huh? What?
[02:24] Mouse
    I'm heading over to her
    place now, so... see ya!
[02:28] 7yama
    Wait, where's the buried treasure, though?
[02:30] Mouse
    The what?
[02:31] 7yama
    The wha... the buried treasure you said—
[02:33] Nezumi
    Come on, let's go.
[02:34] 7yama
    Hey, come on!
[02:36] 7yama
    What the hell, man?
[02:38] 7yama
    Get back here! I'll even
    get you some taxi vouchers!
[02:41] 7yama
    What's so good about foreign shows, anyway?
[02:44] 7yama
    They say it has all those seasons, but they
    just keep repeating the same material.
[02:47] 7oka
    Is he okay?
[02:48] 7yama
    Like, people constantly breaking out of prison,
[02:50] 7oka
    Let's pretend we didn't see anything.
[02:50] 7yama
    constantly running around all day and night,
[02:52] 7yama
    constantly escaping from zombies...
[02:55] 7yama
    Man, I know a lot about this stuff...