E24 - ARRIVAL! ROPPONGI

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[00:05] ---
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV "Nanana"!
SIGN    #24 ARRIVAL! ROPPONGI
[00:16] ---
    We're at TV Nanana,
    in Roppongi, Tokyo.
[00:20] ---
    We've finished our challenging jungle
    shooting and finally come back.
[00:25] ---
    Boss! We did it.
SIGN    KEENA FOOTAGE
[00:27] ---
    We shot the keena for the first
    time in the world. We did it!
SIGN    PRODUCER NANAGUCHI
[00:32] ---
    Look, the keena's footage.
[00:35] ---
    Boss. Boss. It's the keena.
    Boss! Boss! Boss!
[00:39] ---
    Shut up! Who are you?
[00:41] ---
    Huh?
[00:42] ---
    You've got no skin.
    I can't tell who you are.
[00:46] ---
    No time to waste.
    Go to the editing room now.
SIGN    A FEW DAYS LATER...
SIGN    CHIEF NANAOKA CHASING THE KEENA
[00:52] ---
    The keena chase show was broadcasted
    in five parts with great success.
SIGN    THE KEENA REALLY EXISTS!
[00:59] ---
    Ratings got higher every time,
    and finally the show beat
[01:03] ---
    the masterpiece "Emmanuelle", ranking
    #8 in TV Nanana's all-time chart.
SIGN    IT BEAT EMMANUELLE!
[01:10] ---
    Thus the keena special was able
    to fill Banana Mesh Night's void.
SIGN    MIRACULOUS HIGH RATINGS!
SIGN    CONGRATULATIONS FOR THE HIGH RATINGS
[01:19] ---
    I didn't think you'd make it.
    Anyway, good job.
[01:23] ---
    Our company's finally
    out of the woods.
[01:27] ---
    We'll get a bigger budget.
[01:29] ---
    I've had enough
    of penniless on location jobs.
[01:31] ---
    Let's hire more ADs.
[01:33] ---
    Good idea.
[01:35] ---
    Nanaoka!
[01:36] ---
    Yes, Sir?
[01:37] ---
    You're disgusting with no skin.
[01:40] ---
    Go buy one on expenses.
[01:42] ---
    Huh? Hey, did you hear that?
[01:44] ---
    Must be a miracle.
[01:45] ---
    Thank you, Sir.
[01:47] ---
    Let's go buy
    a designer skin in Ginza.
[01:49] ---
    Get a flashy one.
[01:50] ---
    With embroidered lining.
[01:52] ---
    Shall I get one like that?
[01:53] ---
    With gold lame.
[01:55] ---
    I see.
[01:57] ---
    Yes, Sir.
[01:59] ---
    Emergency!
[02:02] ---
    Our flagship program
    Banayan got axed.
[02:06] ---
    What? Banayan?
[02:10] ---
    Do you mean Bananabashi
    Young Clothing Store?
SIGN    BANANABASHI YOUNG CLOTHING STORE
[02:14] ---
    That's our station's
    #2 popular show.
[02:17] ---
    Oh, no! We're going down.
[02:20] ---
    It's over.
[02:21] ---
    Our company's in trouble.
[02:23] ---
    Huh? Already?
[02:25] ---
    We've got orders for a new show.
    Go on location now!
[02:29] ---
    Same budget as usual,
    if not less.
[02:32] ---
    Give it your all! OK?
[02:36] ---
    But, can I buy a new skin
    with this budget?
[02:38] ---
    I doubt it.
[02:40] ---
    I wanna buy the shogi knight.
[02:42] ---
    Cut it out and move it!
[02:45] ---
    Sorry. We're off!
[02:46] ---
    Goodbye.
[02:49] ---
    TV Nanana's challenge continues.
[02:55] ---
    The end!