E14 - Tragedy! Death of a TV Crew

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SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    The Thrilling Land of Caves
[00:05] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    #14 Tragedy! Death of a TV Crew
SIGN    Prison
[00:17] 7oka
    The crew of TV Nanana has been
    captured by the forces of the Bakufu.
[00:20] 7oka
    Will we able to escape?
[00:25] 7oka
    Man, these just aren't coming loose.
[00:27] 7oka
    Nanayama, you're into this kinda thing, right?
[00:30] 7oka
    Hurry up and untie us.
[00:31] 7yama
    This is a bit beyond me.
[00:33] 7yama
    A ball gag would be nice, though...
[00:35] 7oka
    Yeah, I guess you're more
    on the hardcore side...
[00:37] 7oka
    Man, come on!
[00:39] 7oka
    No good! Let's give up.
[00:41] 7yama
    It seems a little too soon to do that.
[00:42] 7oka
    This is the hardest kind of bondage
    to undo! It's hopeless!
[00:46] 7yama
    You sure you're not the more
    knowledgeable one here?
[00:47] 7oka
    This isn't happening...
[00:49] 7oka
    Well, dying on the scene of a shoot
    is an honor for a TV crewman!
[00:52] 7oka
    Let's do it with dignity!
[00:55] 7oka
    Nanayama.
[00:55] 7yama
    Yeah?
[00:56] 7oka
    Do an impression.
[00:57] 7yama
    What?
[01:01] 7yama
    Where'd that even come from? I don't get it...
[01:03] 7oka
    Come on, man!
[01:04] 7oka
    It's like a death poem, only an impression!
[01:06] 7yama
    A death... impression?
[01:07] 7oka
    If you work in TV, you bust out your
    best impression right before you die!
[01:10] Sign
    "Death Impression"
    Where someone in TV performs an impression before dying
[01:11] 7yama
    I've never heard of that.
    What's the point, exactly?
[01:14] 7oka
    You've gotta really nail it
    so I can rest in peace! Please!
[01:22] 7yama
    I'm Ayu.
SIGN    AD Nanayama's Death Impression
[01:24] 7oka
    It's Ayu!
[01:25] 7yama
    Hey, arena, it's Ayu!
[01:27] 7oka
    It's Ayu...
[01:28] 7oka
    It's actually Ayu. I knew
    you could do it. Well done.
[01:31] 7yama
    Good morning.
[01:32] 7oka
    Here we go...
[01:34] 7yama
    I guess I'll brush my teeth.
    Ayu's gonna brush her teeth.
[01:38] 7oka
    Yeah, that's it. That's great.
[01:40] 7oka
    More. Gimme more.
[01:40] 7yama
    Toothpaste... Oh, Ayu dropped her toothpaste.
[01:45] 7oka
    More. A little more.
[01:48] 7yama
    Ayu's going out.
[01:49] 7oka
    There you go! That's it!
[01:52] 7yama
    Ayu... only wears long... long shoes!
[01:56] 7yama
    Only boots, that's me, Ayu!
[01:58] 7oka
    She's got them on! Ayu put her boots on!
[02:00] 7yama
    But Ayu always forgets something
    when she puts her boots on!
[02:03] 7oka
    That sounds like her!
    That's totally like Ayu!
[02:05] 7yama
    I hope you'll all support me, Ayu!
[02:07] 7oka
    I do! I'm supporting you, Ayu!
[02:10] 7yama
    Ayu... is at the convenience store,
[02:13] 7yama
    buying something heated up, Ayu!
[02:16] 7oka
    What're you buying?
[02:17] 7yama
    Okay, everyone, I'm buying it!
[02:20] 7yama
    Ayu's gonna also get...
[02:23] 7yama
    this yokan they sell by the register!
[02:24] 7oka
    Ayu!
[02:29] Everyone
    What?! What, what the?!
[02:32] 7oka
    Who's that?
[02:33] 7yama
    A knife...
[02:34] 7oka
    That knife looks dangerous!
[02:35] 7oka
    Wh-Who are you?!
[02:37] 7ko
    I am the mole kunoichi, Shichiko,
SIGN    Mole Kunoichi
    Shichiko
[02:40] 7ko
    of the Banada Three Braves.
    I am here to save you.
[02:44] 7oka
    You're gonna save us?!
[02:46] 7oka
    Kinda shady-looking, though...
[02:47] 7yama
    Yeah, that leotard...
[02:48] 7ko
    Just hold on.
[02:49] 7oka
    Out of nowhere, a lady ninja
    appeared on the scene.
[02:52] 7oka
    But just who is she?
[02:55] 7yama
    Ayu did her best!
[02:56] 7ko
    Shut up!