E13 - Survival! Twenty Years' Vacation

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[00:04] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
SIGN    #13 Survival! Twenty Years' Vacation
[00:16] 7oka
    The expedition team has ended
    up clashing with Yuhi TV.
[00:20] Nasu
    Wait, do you work for TV Nanana?
[00:23] 7oka
    That was when his attitude suddenly changed,
    and we were invited to where his group lived.
[00:27] 7mori
    We love all your shows on
    Yuhi TV, Director Nasubi.
[00:30] 7mori
    Are you here on the island
    for an on-location shoot?
[00:32] Nasu
    Who's this Director Nasubi guy?
[00:34] Nasu
    We're just fifteen regular kids who washed
    up on this island after our ship sank.
SIGN    The Fifteen Castaways
[00:39] 7oka
    Kinda haggard-looking, for kids.
[00:41] Nasu
    Well, we've been surviving out
    here for over twenty years!
[00:45] 7mori
    Twenty years?!
[00:46] Nasu
    When it first happened, we were all
    really young and fought constantly...
[00:50] Nasu
    But then one day, we found a way to blow off
    steam, which stopped all the bickering.
[00:54] Nasu
    And that... was this!
[00:58] Nasu
    TV Nanana's marquee sexy
    show, Bananamesh Night!
SIGN    Bananamesh Night
[01:03] 7yama
    There it is, our network's dirty laundry.
[01:06] Nasu
    We owe this old recording a lot!
[01:09] Nasu
    We'd all watch it every night,
[01:11] Nasu
    and it helped develop our solidarity
    and put an end to our fighting!
[01:14] 7oka
    That was a show that boys of a
    certain age couldn't get enough of.
[01:16] 7yama
    But they kept it a secret
    from their parents.
[01:19] (Flashback) Young Nasu
    Ready and...
[01:20] (Flashback) Young Nasu
    Bananamesh!
[01:21] Nasu
    This tape is priceless to us!
    TV Nanana practically saved our lives!
[01:26] Nasu
    We'd love to repay you with
    our best hospitality!
[01:30] 7oka
    Sweet!
[01:32] Nasu
    I gotta ask, could you guys leave a
    new tape of Bananamesh Night for us?
[01:37] Nasu
    We've rewatched this one to the
    point that the tape's all worn out.
[01:41] 7oka
    We don't have one, sadly.
[01:42] Nasu
    Aw, come on...
[01:43] 7oka
    Look, if I could, I would, okay?
[01:45] 7oka
    But we don't have it.
[01:46] Nasu
    Wouldn't it be kinda messed up to enjoy
    all this and then not show any gratitude?
[01:49] 7oka
    The show itself isn't
    even on the air anymore.
[01:52] Nasu
    It's not?
[01:53] 7oka
    We haven't done sexy stuff like
    that in the past twenty years!
[01:57] 7oka
    Our whole gig now is straight-laced
    financial programs and unique variety shows.
[02:02] 7oka
    I mean, we're listed on
    the stock exchange now,
[02:04] 7oka
    and that means all kinds
    of legal restrictions...
[02:06] 7oka
    I doubt we could even
    rerun it, at this point.
[02:08] Sign
    Listed companies and legal compliance
[02:09] Nasu
    What the hell, man?!
[02:12] Nasu
    TV Nanana would never make a
    straight-laced financial show!
[02:16] Nasu
    They must strip, right?!
[02:18] 7oka
    Why would they do that?
[02:19] 7oka
    That'd be kinda weird, right?
    Nude financial news?
[02:21] Nasu
    What's happened to you, TV Nanana?!
[02:24] Nasu
    This isn't like you at all!
[02:26] Nasu
    After making nothing but shows
    with stripping and overeating,
[02:30] Nasu
    you think we're gonna buy this new act?!
[02:33] Nasu
    It's not too late!
    Bring Bananamesh Night back!
[02:37] Nasu
    Give us our show back!
[02:40] 7oka
    I know how you feel, man.
[02:42] 7oka
    Let's write a proposal for reviving
    the show when we get back.
[02:44] 7yama
    With how desperate they are for
    ratings, it might just get approved.
[02:48] 7oka
    It's worth a shot!
[02:49] 7oka
    Ready and...
[02:50] 7oka
    Gilga...
[02:50] Mori/Yama
    Banana...
[02:51] 7oka
    I was about to say "Gilgamesh."
[02:53] 7oka
    It's supposed to be "Bananamesh"...
[02:53] 7mori
    You must miss the real deal.
[02:54] 7oka
    I do miss it. These are my
    real feelings coming out.
[02:55] 7yama
    You really do miss it!