E11 - Danger! The Freezing Ice Cavern

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[00:05] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    The Thrilling Land of Caves
SIGN    #11 Danger! The Freezing Ice Cavern
[00:17] Bat
    Get back here, you no-budget TV station!
[00:20] Bat
    This time we're gonna gobble you up!
[00:23] Bat
    Say your prayers!
[00:24] 7oka
    Damn it! You'll never catch me!
[00:27] Bat
    What a tasty banana!
[00:29] Bat
    What a tasty banana! Ha-ha-ha!
[00:33] 7oka
    Screw you, you flying rat! Buzz off!
[00:35] 7mori
    Captain! We haven't gained
    any ground this whole time!
[00:41] Bat
    Take a good look at the ground.
[00:43] 7oka
    Hang on a sec...
[00:45] 7oka
    Wh-What the heck?!
[00:47] Bat
    This is a frozen cave coated in slippery ice.
[00:49] Bat
    The temperature here is a constant -40°!
SIGN    Minus 40 Degrees
[00:56] Bat
    You can run all you want!
    It'll just be a waste of energy!
[01:02] 7oka
    Crap, they've surrounded us!
[01:06] Bananas
    Slippery... So slippery... Slippy...
[01:09] 7oka
    Hurry it up, guys!
[01:10] Bananas
    Okay... okay... careful...
[01:12] 7oka
    Oof, this is rough!
[01:13] 7mori
    Hup!
[01:14] Bat
    All right, boys! Time to chow down!
[01:18] Bat
    Start feasting on these ripe bananas!
[01:21] 7oka
    No! Please spare us! I'm begging you!
[01:26] 7oka
    Start with my assistant!
[01:27] 7oka
    Directors don't taste good! We're all gamy!
[01:28] 7yama
    Why?
[01:30] Bat
    Well, we're short on runtime here,
[01:33] Bat
    so without further ado, it's time to eat!
[01:35] 7oka
    Wait! No, wait!
[01:36] 7oka
    Don't! Don't do it!
[01:38] 7oka
    Don't eat me!
[01:39] 7oka
    We haven't found the
    buried treasure yet!
[01:49] Bat
    Why are these bananas so dang hard?!
[01:54] 7oka
    H-Huh?!
[01:55] Bat
    My signature fangs!
[01:58] 7mori
    Captain... I think the low
    temperature froze our peels solid!
[02:04] 7oka
    You're right!
[02:07] 7oka
    So this means...
[02:09] 7oka
    that we can use these, doesn't it?!
[02:12] 7oka
    Dun da-dun!
SIGN    Nail
[02:15] 7oka
    In a -40° environment,
[02:17] 7oka
    you can hammer a nail with a banana!
[02:19] 7mori
    Oh, I think I've seen this before.
[02:22] 7yama
    That takes me back.
[02:24] 7oka
    Come on, you guys start nailing,
    too! It's a lot of fun!
[02:28] 7oka
    Drive them in there! Just like that!
[02:35] 7oka
    Okay, now we can get up this wall!
[02:38] Expedition team
    Four!
[02:39] Expedition team
    Five!
[02:40] Expedition team
    Six!
[02:41] Expedition team
    Nanana!
[02:45] 7oka
    Man, I'm so glad I'm a banana!
[02:48] 7mori
    We made it!
[02:48] 7oka
    We're saved!
[02:50] 7mori
    Yay!
[02:52] 7yama
    We do have regular hammers, you know.