E12 - Eggplant! The Unrivaled Director

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[00:04] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
SIGN    # 12 Eggplant! The Unrivaled Director
[00:16] 7oka
    The fishing boat the
    expedition crew was using
[00:18] 7oka
    has washed up on a small
    island after malfunctioning.
[00:21] 7oka
    "Welcome to Nanagashima,
    the island where the Kraken lurks."
[00:25] 7oka
    Say what?!
[00:27] 7oka
    So the Kraken was hiding on this island?!
[00:31] 7oka
    Let's leave the captain to repair the
    boat and start scouting the island!
[00:35] 7oka
    Hold on tight, boys!
[00:39] 7mori
    Sorry, I'm just so hungry since we haven't
    been catching a lot of squid lately...
[00:43] 7yama
    Should we catch some fish first?
[00:45] 7yama
    There's a bunch over there.
[00:48] 7oka
    Well, they all look tasty!
[00:50] 7oka
    Just leave this to me, the number one
    survival show director in the industry!
[00:54] 7oka
    Huh, I'm not catching any.
[00:56] 7oka
    Feels like I'm about to
    nail it, and then I miss.
[00:58] 7oka
    Kinda like my career in TV.
[01:00] 7yama
    Oh, I got another one.
[01:02] 7yama
    It's like I get one every time I try.
[01:03] 7yama
    Every time I try, I get one.
[01:05] 7yama
    I can even manage with my eyes closed!
[01:06] 7yama
    This is pretty easy.
[01:07] Nasu
    Hey, hold it! What're you guys doing?!
[01:12] Nasu
    Those fish are mine! Get your paws off!
[01:16] Nasu
    Seriously, those aren't for you!
    Give them back.
[01:19] 7oka
    What's your problem?!
    I caught it, so it's mine! Let go!
[01:22] 7yama
    I actually caught it, though.
[01:24] Nasu
    I caught these fish in the ocean,
    and have been breeding them in this pond!
[01:28] 7oka
    You can't do that! Who said you could do that?!
[01:31] Nasu
    Give my fish back!
[01:32] 7oka
    Let go!
[01:33] Nasu
    Fine. I'll just have to resort to force.
[01:36] 7oka
    Yeah, you want some?
[01:38] Nasu
    I'm serious here, man!
[01:39] Nasu
    I'll stab you!
[01:41] 7oka
    Bring it on, then!
[01:42] 7mori
    Hey, Captain!
[01:43] 7oka
    What now?
[01:44] 7mori
    This is a famous director from one of our
    rival networks! They call him Nasubi D!
[01:48] 7oka
    Nasubi D?
SIGN    Nasubi D
[01:51] 7mori
    He's famous for pulling huge
    ratings with survival shows!
[01:55] 7mori
    He put his skills on display during
    filming and caught huge fish with ease!
[01:59] Nasu
    Got 'em!
[02:02] 7mori
    He did stuff like biting into raw snails
[02:04] 7mori
    and eating a bucket full of huge grubs!
[02:06] 7mori
    He's an unrivaled director in the industry
    when it comes to survival shows!
[02:10] Sign
    Survivalist Director
[02:10] 7oka
    Kinda feels like he's copying me...
[02:12] 7mori
    There's no way a normal
    director like you can compare!
[02:17] 7yama
    For one thing, we're both major networks,
    but look at the size of his staff.
[02:21] 7oka
    One, two, three, four... fifteen?!
[02:24] 7oka
    That's too many! It's easier to
    get around with a smaller team!
[02:27] 7mori
    Yuhi TV is a big company.
[02:29] 7mori
    They've got 24 affiliate stations, too!
SIGN    24 Affiliate Stations
[02:32] 7oka
    Are you kidding?!
[02:32] 7yama
    By the way, we've got six.
SIGN    6 Affiliate Stations
[02:35] 7oka
    Do you think they could spare a few?
[02:38] 7oka
    But hang on! We've got our pride to
    uphold as a rival major network!
[02:42] 7oka
    And I am not letting you have this fish!
[02:45] 7oka
    I will not cave to you!
SIGN    This is a battle we cannot afford to lose
[02:50] Sign/7oka
    This is a battle we cannot afford to lose.
[02:55] 7yama
    This is gonna be a pain.