E10 - SCHOOL TIME! NANANA MONKEY ARMY

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    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV "Nanana"!
SIGN    #10 SCHOOL TIME! NANANA MONKEY ARMY
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    To save on HR expenses,
    we hired a monkey as our new AD.
SIGN    NEW AD SARU(monkey)OKA
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    Thanku, thanku. I'm AD Saruoka.
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    Nice to meet ya. Thanku.
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    Come here, please.
SIGN    AD COURSE FOR DUMMIES (AND MONKEYS)
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    People don't say "Thanku, thanku"
    like that, OK?
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    Thanku for what, anyway?
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    Thanku. Yaay.
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    Don't say "Yaay".
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    It's my style.
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    Style doesn't help you work better.
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    Really?
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    Now I'll teach you something.
SIGN    LESSON 1 WRAP IT UP
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    Do you know what
    "Wrap it up" means?
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    If time's running out, we do this
    to signal performers to wrap it up.
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    Even I know that.
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    You're cheeky.
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    For real. Even I know it.
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    Do it, then.
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    OK.
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    Wrap it up.
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    Wrap it. Wrap it, wrap it, wrap it.
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    Stop.
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    You said it out loud.
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    Did I?
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    You kept talking.
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    No, I didn't. It wasn't me.
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    You must use your hands only.
    Or the mike'll pick it up.
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    Don't spin your whole arm.
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    You're not waving the runner home.
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    But I want him to run home.
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    We're not joking, here.
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    I want you to just spin your hand.
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    Is this how it's done?
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    Don't overdo it. Don't use too much
    strength. Look, like this.
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    You can't eat the crew.
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    Didn't you know?
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    Let's do the next lesson.
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    You've got a lot
    to teach me, right?
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    Shall I teach you
    about cue cards, then?
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    Yes, I'd like to learn.
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    But you can't read, right?
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    And you can't write, can you?
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    No, I can't read nor write.
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    How to get food, then.
SIGN    LESSON 2 ORDER FOOD
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    I wanna eat.
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    I won't teach you how to buy bananas.
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    Bananas, please.
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    We need you to order bento boxes.
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    I don't like rice.
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    It's not your food.
    You won't be ordering just for you.
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    Right.
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    It's for the cast.
SIGN    LESSON 3 ARRANGE TRANSPORTATION
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    How to arrange transportation.
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    I don't have a driver's license.
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    I guess.
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    You can't do this, then.
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    I'm going to driving school.
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    Is that possible?
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    Yes, I'm doing it.
    I want a car.
SIGN    LESSON 4 MARK THE SPOT
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    Do you know what's "Marking the spot"?
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    Yes, I do.
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    OK. I'm marking the spot here.
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    You're a pain.
    So, don't move from here.
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    You're marking it for real.
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    You're the immobile monkey.
    Immonkey.
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    What's that?
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    I had enough.
    You'll never be an AD.
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    Yes, Sir.