E9 - Streaming! Shipboard Side Hustle Habits

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[00:04] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
SIGN    #9 Streaming! Shipboard Side Hustle Habits
[00:16] 7oka
    The expedition crew are being
    held hostage aboard a pirate ship.
[00:21] 7mori
    All of the crew on this ship
    are doing weird stuff.
[00:24] 7oka
    I bet they've gone nuts from a
    little too much time at sea.
[00:29] Boss
    They ain't actually that crazy.
[00:32] Boss
    Most of them are 7tubers on the side.
[00:34] Oka/Mori
    7tubers?
[00:36] Boss
    They upload their videos to the video sharing
    service "7tube" to earn a bit of extra cash.
[00:42] Boss
    If any of the videos go viral,
    that'll mean more views, and more pay.
[00:47] Boss
    I've got a channel of my own.
[00:50] Boss
    Dun-dun! Hello, 7tube.
[00:53] Boss
    It's me, the Pirate 7tuber, pirate boss!
[00:56] Sign
    Pirate Boss
[00:57] Boss
    These days, all pirates
    are churning out content.
[01:00] Boss
    7tube's too big a source
    of revenue to ignore!
[01:03] 7yama
    Everyone has two jobs nowadays...
[01:06] Boss
    You lot are just sitting
    around being hostages,
[01:09] Boss
    so cook up some decent videos
    and stick them on my channel.
[01:13] Boss
    You're TV pros, so it oughta
    be simple enough, right?
[01:16] Boss
    And if you can boost my subscriber
    count, I'll even lower your ransom.
[01:21] 7mori
    Oh, nice! Captain, let's do it!
[01:24] 7oka
    You're on! Time to show you amateurs
    what professional production looks like.
SIGN    We threw the AD into a fridge
SIGN    * Don't try this at home, kids.
SIGN    We bathed the AD in squid ink
SIGN    *Don't try this at home, kids.
SIGN    We dangled the AD over some sharks
SIGN    *Don't try this at home, kids.
[01:48] 7yama
    Uh, Captain, what the heck is all this?
[01:51] 7yama
    Who wants to watch this kind of stuff?
[01:53] 7oka
    Look, I don't really get it either,
[01:56] 7oka
    but if you do crazy stunts, people
    will watch your videos, right?
[01:59] 7oka
    So we gotta do crazy stunts.
    That oughta do it, right?
[02:02] 7yama
    Yeah, but why am I the one doing them?
[02:05] 7oka
    I mean, you look kinda like Hikakin, right?
[02:08] 7yama
    I'll admit we have a similar
    type of face, but...
[02:10] 7yama
    Whoa, hey, stop lowering me! Stop that!
[02:15] 7oka
    We continued to upload challenge videos.
SIGN    We tried playing Pop-up Pirate for real
SIGN    We tried to feed seagulls
[02:19] 7yama
    Is this seriously good enough?
[02:22] Boss
    Hold it right there!
SIGN    Pirate Boss
SIGN    Channel Subscribers
[02:24] Boss
    My subscriber count capsized after
    you lot started uploading videos!
[02:29] Boss
    What's the meaning of this?!
[02:33] Boss
    And you boys actually
    work at a major network?
[02:35] 7oka
    Well, that's weird! What's up with that?
[02:38] 7mori
    Uh, I think this is going to
    make our ransom price go up.
[02:41] 7oka
    Maybe we needed more extreme challenges?
[02:44] 7yama
    It doesn't have to be all
    meme-y challenges, y'know.
[02:47] 7yama
    There are easier things, like "let's play" videos.
[02:50] 7oka
    We're out of options! I guess
    Nanayama has to be shark food!
[02:53] ---
    Nanayama, go!
[02:54] 7yama
    You already tried that
    in the second episode.