E14 - CHEAP! SOUTH AMERICAN TRANSPORT

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    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV "Nanana"!
SIGN    #14 CHEAP! SOUTH AMERICAN TRANSPORT
[00:17] ---
    Our TV crew has found some new info
    on the keena at the karaoke bar.
[00:22] ---
    There's an old man called
    the Keena Master.
[00:24] ---
    He knows everything about the keena.
    You should go and meet him.
[00:28] ---
    TV crews from around the world
    are pursuing the keena now.
[00:32] ---
    You'd better act fast.
[00:34] ---
    Just take the little straight road
    and cross the mountain. That's it.
[00:39] ---
    Gracias. Let's go right now!
[00:41] ---
    Let's go.
[00:41] ---
    The straight road.
[00:43] ---
    Sounds close.
[00:43] ---
    Must be.
[00:47] ---
    "The little straight road", huh?
[00:51] ---
    We gave up on walking,
[00:53] ---
    and negotiated transport
    with a hostess at the bar.
SIGN    HOSTESS NANITA
[00:56] ---
    My name Nanita.
[00:59] ---
    Got 5 kids. Low pay.
[01:02] ---
    Other job taxi driver.
    Got problem?
[01:05] ---
    She's kinda scary.
[01:07] ---
    Is that it?
[01:08] ---
    It's our karaoke tips.
[01:10] ---
    Not enough?
[01:13] ---
    That's gross.
[01:16] ---
    Follow me.
[01:17] ---
    Thank you.
[01:22] ---
    I be your driver.
[01:25] ---
    Transport and fuel included
    for this price.
[01:28] ---
    I appreciate it.
[01:31] ---
    I smell a rat.
    She looks anything but trustworthy.
[01:35] ---
    We could take the local bus
    if we don't have money.
[01:38] ---
    You're right.
[01:39] ---
    Have you ever seen a TV crew
    using a local bus?
[01:45] ---
    That my car.
[01:48] ---
    Goes on any road!
[01:50] ---
    That's a good car.
[01:52] ---
    It's awesome. Really good.
[01:53] ---
    4WD.
[01:55] ---
    It's perfect for mountain roads.
    We'll be fine.
[01:58] ---
    We can cross the mountain.
[01:59] ---
    Yeah.
[02:04] ---
    Oh?
[02:06] ---
    It wasn't that car.
[02:08] ---
    Picked up old golf cart
    and fixed it.
[02:11] ---
    So it free.
[02:13] ---
    Electric. So fuel free.
[02:16] ---
    That why all included.
[02:18] ---
    Can this thing cross the mountain?
[02:22] ---
    Got problem? Get off.
[02:24] ---
    No problem, thank you.
[02:26] ---
    No complaining.
[02:27] ---
    Yes, Ma'am.
[02:28] ---
    If got no money,
    use your head to overcome.
[02:32] ---
    Yeah, I know that very well.
[02:39] ---
    This woman's scary.
[02:42] ---
    Nanita!
[02:46] ---
    What's this tremendous power?
[02:51] ---
    Can't move my head
    'cos of G-force.
[02:54] ---
    She isn't just a hostess.