E10 - President! A Hard Cash Negotiation

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[00:04] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
SIGN    #10 President! A Hard Cash Negotiation
[00:19] Boss
    Time's up. Your company read the
    ransom demand, but didn't respond.
[00:26] Boss
    Off to the deep with you all, as agreed.
[00:29] 7oka
    Employee lives are on the line,
[00:30] 7oka
    and they cheaped out on the freaking ransom!
[00:33] 7mori
    They shrank the cafeteria menu,
SIGN    TV Nanana
    President
[00:34] Eye sign
    Cheapo
[00:35] 7mori
    banned color printing,
[00:36] 7mori
    stopped comping taxis,
[00:37] 7mori
    and now they won't even pay
    our ransom?! Unbelievable!
[00:40] 7oka
    Doesn't one of you have a
    pocket knife or something?!
[00:42] 7mori
    Not me.
[00:43] Captain
    Hey, I got me one of these!
[00:47] 7oka
    Oh, Captain, you're still here?
    What's the button for?
[00:50] Captain
    Time for this little gizmo to shine!
[00:50] Sign
    Squid Fishing Boat
    Remote Control Button
[00:54] Captain
    It's gonna activate a fancy feature
    I got hooked up on my boat!
[01:00] 7oka
    Y'know, I was wondering what that
    weird arm was supposed to be for.
[01:00] ---
    Charter Fishing Boat
[01:04] 7oka
    You're gonna maneuver that
    thing to save us, huh?
[01:09] 7oka
    Sounds good, Captain! Hit that thing!
[01:11] 7mori
    Quick, please!
[01:12] Captain
    All right, here we go!
[01:13] Captain
    And a boop!
[01:15] 7oka
    Oh, here it comes, here it comes!
[01:17] 7oka
    Our trusted vessel's here to save us!
[01:21] Captain
    That switched on the lights!
[01:25] Captain
    That oughta make being dunked
    a little less gloomy.
[01:28] 7oka
    Who the hell asked for that?!
    Would you look below us?!
[01:31] 7oka
    Now that we stand out more,
    all the sharks are eyeing us!
[01:35] 7oka
    What were you thinking?!
[01:36] 7oka
    Who chartered this useless
    boat in the first place?!
[01:40] 7oka
    Oh, come on, here come the sharks!
[01:43] 7oka
    This is bad, real bad!
[01:44] 7oka
    Prez! Prez, save us! Please!
[01:45] 7mori
    Mr. President, please! Hurry!
[01:45] 7oka
    Prez, you gotta save us!
[01:47] 7mori
    Help!
[01:48] 7yama
    Mommy!
[01:49] 7oka
    Hang on... just wait...
[01:50] 7mori
    We're doomed!
[01:51] 7oka
    Oh, man! Oh, man, this is it! This is it!
[01:56] Boss
    Your president finally replied.
[01:59] Boss
    Ain't you lot lucky?
[02:00] 7mori
    That was a close one...
[02:02] 7mori
    I bet the president sold his stocks in
    the company to raise the ransom money!
[02:06] 7mori
    And in this economy, too!
    Thank you so much, sir!
SIGN    TV Nanana
    President
[02:07] Eye sign
    Love
[02:09] 7oka
    We're going to get that
    scoop for you, I swear!
[02:14] 7yama
    Prez...
[02:15] 7oka
    I love you, Mr. President!
[02:18] 7oka
    So, how much is he willing to pay?
SIGN    TV Nanana President And CEO
SIGN    Hey there!
    I'm the president of TV Nanana.
SIGN    TV Nanana President And CEO
SIGN    Hey there!
    I'm the president of TV Nanana.
SIGN    TV Nanana President And CEO
SIGN    I would love to meet your demands, but...
SIGN    TV Nanana President And CEO
SIGN    Hey there!
    I'm the president of TV Nanana.
SIGN    TV Nanana President And CEO
SIGN    I would love to meet your demands, but...
SIGN    TV Nanana President And CEO
SIGN    Our ratings have been kind of iffy lately,
    and earnings aren't where we'd like!
SIGN    TV Nanana President And CEO
SIGN    I would love to meet your demands, but...
SIGN    TV Nanana President And CEO
SIGN    Our ratings have been kind of iffy lately,
    and earnings aren't where we'd like!
SIGN    TV Nanana President And CEO
SIGN    To be honest, we're in the red this quarter,
    so we can't afford the ransom (＊^o^＊)/

SIGN    I would love to meet your demands, but...
SIGN    TV Nanana President And CEO
SIGN    Our ratings have been kind of iffy lately,
    and earnings aren't where we'd like!
SIGN    TV Nanana President And CEO
SIGN    To be honest, we're in the red this quarter,
    so we can't afford the ransom (＊^o^＊)/

SIGN    TV Nanana President And CEO
SIGN    We'll just write those three off.
[02:35] 7oka
    Is that it?!
SIGN    TV Nanana President And CEO
SIGN    To be honest, we're in the red this quarter,
    so we can't afford the ransom (＊^o^＊)/

SIGN    TV Nanana President And CEO
SIGN    We'll just write those three off.
SIGN    TV Nanana President And CEO
SIGN    P.S.
    
    
    
    We were told to lay some
    people off, so this is a big help!
[02:40] Stamp sign
    Thanks
    a bunch!
SIGN    TV Nanana President And CEO
SIGN    P.S.
    
    
    
    We were told to lay some
    people off, so this is a big help!
SIGN    TV Nanana President And CEO
SIGN    P.S.
    
    
    
    We were told to lay some
    people off, so this is a big help!
SIGN    TV Nanana President And CEO
[02:44] Stamp sign
    Thanks
    a bunch!
SIGN     Pirate Boss
SIGN    How about 2 mil?
[02:44] Boss (dialog)
    I kept trying to negotiate,
    but he just wasn't biting.
SIGN    TV Nanana President And CEO
[02:44] Stamp sign
    Thanks
    a bunch!
SIGN     Pirate Boss
SIGN    How about 2 mil?
SIGN    TV Nanana President And CEO
SIGN    No, thank you!
[02:44] Stamp sign
    Thanks
    a bunch!
SIGN     Pirate Boss
SIGN    How about 2 mil?
SIGN    TV Nanana President And CEO
SIGN    No, thank you!
SIGN     Pirate Boss
SIGN     200,000 then.
[02:45] Stamp sign
    Thanks
    a bunch!
SIGN     Pirate Boss
SIGN    How about 2 mil?
SIGN    TV Nanana President And CEO
SIGN    No, thank you!
SIGN     Pirate Boss
SIGN     200,000 then.
SIGN    TV Nanana President And CEO
SIGN    I'll pass!

[02:46] Boss (dialog)
    You'd think a major network
    would have some pride...
SIGN    TV Nanana President And CEO
SIGN    No, thank you!
SIGN     Pirate Boss
SIGN     200,000, then.
SIGN    TV Nanana President And CEO
SIGN    I'll pass!

SIGN     Pirate Boss
SIGN     20,000, then.
SIGN     Pirate Boss
SIGN     200,000 then.
SIGN    TV Nanana President And CEO
SIGN    I'll pass!

SIGN     Pirate Boss
SIGN     20,000, then.
SIGN    TV Nanana President And CEO
SIGN    Can't do it!

[02:50] Boss (dialog)
    Don't look at me. It's your company's fault.
[02:53] Boss (dialog)
    Got it?
[02:54] 7yama
    Our bosses chose the worst
    time to be consistent...