E19 - LUCKY! PRICE ASSESSMENT

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    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV "Nanana"!
SIGN    #19 LUCKY! PRICE ASSESSMENT
SIGN    KEENA MASTER
[00:16] ---
    We interviewed the Keena Master
    and found out where to find the keena.
[00:20] ---
    In the savannah down there.
[00:23] ---
    But, to go there we must go through
    an anti-government rebel checkpoint.
[00:29] ---
    Show me proof of clearance.
[00:32] ---
    I've got nothing like that.
    I didn't know.
[00:35] ---
    Chief, there's no other way
    to get to the savannah.
[00:38] ---
    I know.
    Leave it to me.
[00:47] ---
    Bribe... Bribe...
[00:49] ---
    Bribe. Bribe. Bribe.
[00:53] ---
    What's this?
[00:54] ---
    One, ten, a hundred...
SIGN    $8.77
[00:58] ---
    It's not enough.
    Don't you have anything else?
[01:02] ---
    Huh?
[01:03] ---
    How about this? A luxury Swiss watch!
[01:06] ---
    It's a present from the boss.
[01:08] ---
    It's gotta be valuable!
[01:10] ---
    One, ten...
SIGN    $70
[01:11] ---
    What?!
[01:15] ---
    Give me everything you have!
    Anything. Quick!
[01:19] ---
    That orange peel too.
[01:21] ---
    Huh? Even this?
[01:22] ---
    The shogi knight too.
[01:24] ---
    The rook too.
[01:24] ---
    But the knight is too important.
[01:26] ---
    Shut up and put everything in here.
[01:29] ---
    Please! Get a good price!
SIGN    ¢6
[01:33] ---
    Nanayama, you bastard!
[01:34] ---
    Why blaming me?
[01:36] ---
    What shall we do?
    There's only the video camera left.
[01:39] ---
    We can't shoot without it.
[01:42] ---
    Listen!
    Never give up until the end!
[01:46] ---
    Take your clothes off.
[01:48] ---
    Here?!
[01:48] ---
    Move it! Strip Down!
[01:50] ---
    I'm too shy.
[01:51] ---
    The rebel's waiting.
[01:53] ---
    Oh, my. Strip down?
    All my clothes?
[01:57] ---
    It's never gonna work.
[01:58] ---
    Pray!
[01:59] ---
    Found another knight.
[02:00] ---
    Please! I beg you!
[02:02] ---
    Please! Please!
[02:03] ---
    It'll never work.
[02:06] ---
    Please! Get a good price!
SIGN    $6,262,300
[02:09] ---
    We made it!
[02:12] ---
    No way.
[02:13] ---
    These clothes?
    Can't be.
[02:15] ---
    I'm sure it's because of
    the exquisite weathered effect.
[02:18] ---
    No! No! The evaluation's not
    for those clothes, but for this.
[02:25] ---
    Banana Mesh Night's
    Special See-through Thong!
SIGN    BANANA MESH NIGHT'S SPECIAL SEE-THROUGH THONG
[02:28] ---
    It was inside my pocket.
[02:31] ---
    Banana Mesh Night is the most
    popular TV show here in Ecuana too.
[02:35] ---
    All the boys grow up to be
    healthy adults thanks to it.
[02:38] ---
    This thong's a super-rare treasure.
[02:41] ---
    Give it to me.
[02:44] ---
    Thanks to the thong, we managed
    to get through the checkpoint.
[02:50] ---
    My dear patron.
[02:51] ---
    Great job.