E4 - Obsession! The Actor Who Didn't Know When to Stop

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SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    The Thrilling Land of Caves
[00:05] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    #4 Obsession! The Actor Who Didn't Know When to Stop
[00:16] 7oka
    As we were filming our search for
    the Banagawa buried treasure,
[00:19] 7oka
    we encountered the actor Shichizaka Koji.
SIGN    Actor
    Shichisaka Koji
[00:22] 7saka
    You boys can't just barge in
    here without permission.
[00:24] 7saka
    What station are you from, anyway?
[00:26] 7oka
    TV Nanana, sir.
[00:27] 7saka
    Wow, talk about the minor leagues.
[00:32] 7saka
    Well, just don't get in the way of my dig.
[00:34] 7oka
    I had no idea you were still looking
    for the treasure down here.
[00:38] 7saka
    I bet you didn't!
    It's been thirty years, after all.
[00:41] 7oka
    Thirty years?!
[00:43] 7oka
    How much have you managed
    to dig in all that time?
[00:45] 7saka
    Enough to amount to half the
    volume of the Tokyo Dome, I'd say.
[00:46] Crew
    Really?
[00:47] Crew
    That much?!
[00:47] 7saka
    Well, it's a big mountain, y'know!
[00:49] 7saka
    And I didn't find any gold,
    but I did find a little hot spring.
[00:52] 7oka
    A hot spring, really?!
[00:53] 7saka
    Just a little one, really.
[00:54] Crew
    Wow...
[00:55] 7oka
    I guess I've always had what you
    might call an addictive personality.
[01:00] 7oka
    Even after the show was canceled,
[01:02] 7oka
    I found myself still at it
    down here with my partner.
[01:06] 7oka
    He used to come out here
    just about every day, too.
[01:10] 7oka
    But lately things at his
    company have been picking up,
[01:13] 7oka
    so he's been too busy to come by,
[01:14] 7oka
    even though he was the one
    most excited about the dig!
[01:17] 7oka
    It's a real shame.
[01:20] 7oka
    Not that it matters,
    because I've learned...
SIGN    Burial
    Records
[01:24] 7oka
    that up ahead, there's a secret door
    that leads to the buried treasure.
[01:28] 7oka
    That's awesome!
[01:30] 7saka
    That's the culmination
    of thirty years of effort!
[01:33] 7saka
    And when I find it, I get
    to keep it all for myself!
[01:36] 7saka
    That's 3,600,000 ryo worth of gold, all for me!
[01:39] 7saka
    Kind of a greedy guy, aren't you?
[01:41] 7saka
    That's not sanitary.
[01:42] 7yama
    I wish I hadn't seen that.
[01:43] 7saka
    That's gonna be some sweet cash...
[01:46] 7saka
    What're you doing?
[01:48] 7oka
    Well, let's find it quick,
    and we can split it 50/50!
[01:50] 7saka
    What are you talking about? You trying
    to capitalize on the tunnels that I dug?
[01:53] 7saka
    Your station really must be cheap.
    Just get out of here already!
[01:56] 7saka
    Come on, get a move on. You're in the way.
[01:56] 7oka
    No, no, no, no! No way!
[01:58] 7saka
    Buzz off! I don't need help from
    some no-budget TV network.
[02:02] 7oka
    Okay, how about a 80/20 split, then?
[02:03] 7saka
    I said no! Now get lost! Go away!
[02:04] 7oka
    90/10, then! 90/10!
[02:05] 7saka
    Even that's too much.
[02:07] 7saka
    Nope.
[02:07] 7oka
    100/0, then! How about that?
[02:07] 7mori
    Chief! I found that secret door!
[02:11] Both
    No way!
[02:12] 7saka
    Seriously?
[02:14] 7saka
    It's real!
[02:15] 7yama
    Well, I was just poking
    around, and there it was.
[02:17] 7saka
    Poking?!
[02:18] 7yama
    Yeah, I just blew away some
    dirt, and it was underneath.
[02:20] 7saka
    Blew?!
[02:21] 7oka
    Shichisaka-san, how did you miss that?!
[02:23] 7saka
    I mean, who would think...
[02:25] 7oka
    Look how easy it was to find!
[02:27] 7saka
    What in the hell were those bakufu
    people thinking?! Damn it all!
[02:33] N
    And so, we discovered the secret door
    leading to the buried treasure.
[02:38] 7saka
    So, hey! Let's find it together
    and split it 50/50, okay?
[02:41] 7saka
    Come on, pretty please?
[02:42] 7oka
    Get over it already, would you?!
[02:43] 7saka
    Look, I've been doing this
    for thirty years, y'know!
[02:46] 7oka
    No means no!
[02:46] 7saka
    What about a 60/40 split?
[02:47] 7oka
    Not happening.
[02:48] 7saka
    No? What about 80/80?
[02:49] 7saka
    I'm offering 80/80—
[02:50] 7oka
    What does that even mean?
[02:51] 7oka
    How does an 80/80 split
    work? That's not math!
[02:52] 7saka
    90/90, then.
[02:53] 7oka
    We're not doing 90/90, either.
[02:55] 7saka
    100/100!
[02:56] 7oka
    You get nothing, okay? Sheesh.