E20 - Turbo! Master Takohashi's Adventure Island

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[00:04] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
SIGN    #20 Turbo! Master Takohashi's Adventure Island
SIGN    Master Takohashi's
SIGN    Adventure Island
[00:16] 7oka
    With Master Takohashi joining us,
    we headed for Octopus Pot Bay.
[00:20] Takahashi
    Hey there!
[00:21] 7yama
    Thanks for joining us!
[00:22] ---
    Octopus Pot Bay
[00:25] Takahashi
    You'll need to jump onto the clouds here.
[00:29] Takahashi
    Careful, one of them is going to fall.
[00:32] 7oka
    Whoa, scary!
[00:34] 7oka
    Huh, what's that?
[00:35] 7oka
    A black octopus.
[00:37] 7oka
    This is scary!
[00:39] 7oka
    Aw, man!
[00:40] 7yama
    Can you jump on that octopus?
[00:41] Takahashi
    You can.
[00:42] 7oka
    You could've said something sooner!
[00:43] Takahashi
    Wait, you need that level of help?
[00:45] 7oka
    I told you as much!
[00:46] Takahashi
    Well, you can.
[00:47] Takahashi
    You can jump on it. Next.
[00:49] 7oka
    No, you can't!
[00:50] Takahashi
    Not the octopus, no! But the clouds.
[00:52] 7oka
    You said we could jump on the octopus!
[00:53] Takahashi
    I did not say "the octopus."
[00:54] 7oka
    Pretty sure you said we
    could jump on the octopus!
[00:57] 7oka
    That's why I asked!
[00:57] Takahashi
    I seriously thought you meant the cloud.
[00:59] 7yama
    Are you really a master?
[01:00] 7oka
    You take over, Master. Here.
[01:02] 7oka
    In that case...
[01:03] 7yama
    Whoa, fast!
[01:04] 7oka
    He's already blazing through.
[01:06] 7yama
    What is this? How's he so fast?
[01:08] 7yama
    Is he always holding B to dash?
[01:09] Takohashi
    Okay!
[01:10] 7yama
    You can tell he's done this before.
[01:12] 7oka
    Huh, what's that?
[01:13] 7oka
    Master, what's that stuff you're throwing?
[01:15] Takohashi
    Those would be fireballs.
[01:16] 7oka
    There are fireballs?!
[01:17] Takohashi
    Yep. They can destroy rocks, too.
[01:21] 7oka
    You could've mentioned that, y'know.
[01:23] 7oka
    I had no idea before...
[01:25] Takohashi
    Stop!
[01:26] Takohashi
    Here, you knock the coconut onto the
    coconut crab, and then you can continue.
[01:34] 7oka
    It's 16 Taps-Per-Second!
[01:34] Sign
    16 Per Second!
[01:35] 7mori
    Amazing!
[01:36] 7oka
    Attaboy, Master!
[01:38] Takohashi
    I don't think 16 Taps-Per-Second
    is gonna be enough here!
[01:44] 7oka
    Master!
[01:45] Takohashi
    Yeah?
[01:46] 7oka
    Look at this thong,
    and let it give you strength!
[01:48] Takohashi
    That's kind of exciting,
    but I could use something more!
[01:52] 7oka
    You want more?
[01:55] 7oka
    These thongs!
[01:57] 7oka
    How's that?
[01:59] Master
    I can feel the power surging!
[02:02] Master
    32 Taps-Per-Second!
[02:04] 7oka
    32 Taps-Per-Second!!
[02:04] 7oka
    There it is! 32 Taps-Per-Second!
[02:08] Takohashi
    Okay, we're in the clear.
[02:09] 7oka
    We made it to Octopus Pot Bay!
[02:12] Takohashi
    Now we just input the code here,
    and the Kraken should show up.
[02:15] 7oka
    Code?
[02:15] 7oka
    Code?
[02:17] Takoashi
    Up, up, down, down,
    left, right, left, right, B, A.
[02:20] 7mori
    Hey, that's the same as in Gradius.
[02:22] Takohashi
    Then duck twice, jump once...
[02:25] Takohashi
    And press against the wall three times—
[02:29] 7oka
    Master!
[02:30] 7yama
    Huh? What?
[02:31] 7oka
    Master! Master?!
[02:32] 7mori
    Huh?
[02:32] 7oka
    Wha...?
[02:33] 7yama
    I think he's gone.
[02:34] 7oka
    Whoa...
[02:36] 7oka
    That's a hell of a self-destruct!
[02:38] 7yama
    All this is gonna do is cause another
    rumor that he died. He'll be back.
[02:41] 7oka
    He will?
[02:43] Both
    Master! Master! Master?
[02:45] Takohashi
    Hey, a thong!
[02:47] Takohashi
    I'm back!
[02:53] 7yama
    This is one crazy master...