E23 - Likeness Rights! The Mysterious Giant Organization

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[00:04] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
SIGN    #23 Likeness Rights! The Mysterious Giant Organization
[00:16] 7oka
    We are TV Nanana's Expedition Crew,
[00:18] 7oka
    and we've finally tracked
    down a legendary monster!
[00:21] 7oka
    Those are the massive, and also numerous,
    members of the Kraken family!
[00:25] Cyclops
    Yeah, no!
[00:27] Cyclops
    No filming without permission!
[00:30] 7oka
    You guys again?!
SIGN    Minotaur
SIGN    Cyclops
[00:33] 7oka
    We're trying to film a show here! Butt out!
[00:34] Cyclops
    We're part of an organization that
    was founded last year to protect
[00:39] Cyclops
    the likeness rights of
    supernatural creatures.
[00:41] Cyclops
    It's called the Natural Society for the
    Likeness Rights of Anomalous Creatures,
SIGN    Natural Society for the Likeness Rights of Anomalous Creatures
[00:45] Cyclops
    or for short...
[00:47] Cyclops
    NASLAC.
[00:48] 7oka
    NASLAC?
[00:50] Cyclops
    Kraken here is protected under NASLAC,
SIGN    Contract
[00:54] Cyclops
    so if you want to film him, you've gotta
    fork over the fee for his likeness.
[00:57] 7oka
    You can't just make up rules like that!
    Nobody told us about them!
[01:02] Cyclops
    He's a big name, too,
    so it's not gonna be cheap.
[01:06] Cyclops
    And for the record, the fee only
    covers a single TV appearance.
[01:11] Cyclops
    That means no reruns, no DVD releases,
    and no Internet streaming!
SIGN    Reruns
SIGN    DVD Release
SIGN    Streaming
[01:16] Cyclops
    You can't play it on a TV
    in a restaurant or bar,
SIGN    Restaurants
SIGN    Bars
SIGN    School Lessons
[01:18] Cyclops
    or use it for educational
    purposes in schools, either!
[01:21] Cyclops
    Any of that will come with an additional
    charge, so keep that in mind.
SIGN    Additional Charge
[01:25] Cyclops
    If you want your scoop,
[01:28] Cyclops
    you're gonna have to agree to these terms
    before you get that camera rolling, got it?
[01:33] 7oka
    All right, we're not doing the shoot, then.
[01:35] 7oka
    Thanks anyway!
[01:37] Cyclops
    Wait, you're not?
[01:38] 7oka
    Well, we can't pay for all that.
[01:40] Cyclops
    Wait... hang on a sec.
    You guys are just the crew.
[01:42] Cyclops
    Don't you, like, need to talk to your bosses?
[01:45] 7oka
    Our bosses wouldn't even pay for our ransom!
[01:48] 7oka
    It'd be a waste of breath.
[01:51] Cyclops
    Uh, w-well... in that case, why not film me?
[01:56] Cyclops
    I've waived my likeness rights,
    so it's all-you-can-film, for free!
[01:59] Cyclops
    You can even do reruns and whatnot!
[02:01] 7oka
    You guys aren't gonna get us any ratings!
[02:03] 7oka
    You're boring.
[02:05] Cyclops
    How can you look at me and use that word?!
[02:08] Cyclops
    I'm photogenic as all get out!
[02:09] Cyclops
    I look a lot better on TV than any of those
    one-hit wonder comedians you always see!
[02:14] 7mori
    Captain, I've never even heard
    of this committee of his.
[02:17] 7mori
    I don't think we have to worry
    about this likeness stuff.
[02:18] 7mori
    Let's just get Mr. Fujinami to kick
    their butts, and keep filming!
[02:22] 7oka
    I had the same idea, which is why I've been
    sending out messenger pigeons to him,
[02:26] 7oka
    but I've gotten no response at all!
[02:28] 7mor
    Maybe he's out on tour?
SIGN    Himeji Castle
[02:35] 7oka
    Hey! We'll never agree to respect
    these likeness rights conditions!
[02:38] 7oka
    We're gonna film the Kraken
    whether you like it or not!
[02:41] Cyclops
    Go ahead and try it.
[02:44] Cyclops
    Without Mr. Fujinami, you guys are nothing.
[02:48] Cyclops
    You'll see how scary it can be
    if you go up against NASLAC.