E16 - Arrival! His First Popular Phase

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[00:04] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
SIGN    #16 Arrival! His First Popular Phase
[00:16] 7mori
    So, since we have no budget,
[00:17] 7mori
    we end up making shows where we change buses
    along a route or follow people home,
[00:21] 7mori
    but then other stations
    try to mimic our style
[00:23] 7mori
    while using actual money
    and real celebrities!
[00:25] Bibirin
    What the heck? That is super ironic!
[00:27] 7mori
    Tell me about it!
[00:28] Bibirin
    Seriously.
[00:29] 7mori
    Splash, splash!
[00:29] Bibirin
    Hey, stop that!
[00:31] Bibirin
    Here, I'll get you next.
    Splash, splash, splash!
[00:32] 7mori
    Ooh, that's so cold!
[00:33] Bibirin
    Splashy, splashy, splashy!
[00:34] Tsubuyan
    Uh, Nanamon promised to
    go to the mall with me!
[00:36] Tsubuyan
    Stop hogging him.
[00:38] Bibirin
    What's the big deal? I got in the
    pool already, so it's settled.
[00:40] Tsubuyan
    But I made the first move.
[00:42] Bibirin
    You didn't move anything.
[00:44] Bibirin
    What is with you?
[00:45] 7mori
    Huh? Are they fighting over me?
[00:48] 7mori
    This has never happened before.
[00:51] 7mori
    Could this be...
[00:54] 7mori
    one of those "popular
    phases" people talk about?
[00:57] 7mori
    This is great!
[00:58] 7mori
    Maybe I'll end up as a couple
    with one of these ladies,
[01:01] 7mori
    and be able to find out
    the Kraken's secrets, too!
[01:03] 7mori
    Two birds with one stone!
[01:05] 7mori
    But which would be better?
    Which should I choose?
[01:07] 7mori
    Eh, either one would be fine!
[01:09] 7mori
    Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!
[01:14] Tsubuyan
    Who're you?
[01:16] PBS
    I'm going to be joining you all
    today as a new member of the cast.
[01:20] PBS
    It's a pleasure to meet you.
[01:23] Tsubuyan
    He's the new cast member?
[01:24] Bibirin
    Kinda dull-looking.
[01:26] Tsubuyan
    He has an underbite. I bet
    he has bad breath, too.
[01:28] Bibirin
    Ew, scary.
[01:29] PBS
    I happen to be employed
    with public broadcasting.
SIGN    Public Broadcasting
[01:35] Bibirin
    Public broadcasting?
[01:38] Tsubuyan
    Here we go! It's the new big shot!
[01:40] Bibirin
    What kind of shows do you work on?
[01:41] PBS
    Lately, I've been producing morning soap
    operas and singing competitions.
SIGN    Morning Soap Operas
SIGN    Singing Competitions
[01:46] Bibirin
    Wow! That's awesome!
[01:48] Tsubuyan
    This is what I've been waiting for.
[01:50] Bibirin
    Hey, would you like to join me in the pool?
[01:52] Bibirin
    Bet you worked up a sweat getting here.
[01:53] Tsubuyan
    Let's head to the mall and hang out all day.
[01:54] Bibirin
    Get in the pool!
[01:55] Tsubuyan
    Let's go to the mall! The food
    courts are so noisy. Come on!
[01:57] Bibirin
    What's so noisy about the food court?
[01:59] Tsubuyan
    Let's go! Me first!
[02:01] Bibirin
    I asked him first!
[02:01] Tsubuyan
    It was me, I'm telling you.
[02:03] 7mori
    The pool and the mall both
    sound good. Let's enjoy both!
[02:06] 7mori
    We can all have a good time! Right?
[02:08] Tsubuyan
    Whoa, whoa, whoa.
    Buzz off, commercial broadcasting!
[02:12] Tsubuyan
    Go bust your butt working for ratings!
[02:15] 7mori
    Aw, come on!
[02:17] Bibirin
    Things are rough right now with young
    people watching less TV, right?
[02:20] Bibirin
    Nothing beats the stability
    of public broadcasting.
[02:23] Bibirin
    He's obviously the better choice to date.
[02:25] Both
    Right?
[02:27] PBS
    Rest assured.
[02:29] PBS
    We will never go out of business!
[02:33] PBS
    Public broadcasting...
[02:38] Trio
    ...is invincible!
[02:40] 7mori
    Damn it! I can't argue with that!
[02:45] 7mori
    Please, if you could just
    tell me the Kraken's secret!
[02:48] 7mori
    I'm begging you!
[02:49] Bibirin
    You're starting to become an
    eyesore, so could you just go?
[02:52] Bibirin
    Time for you to "graduate"!
[02:54] 7mori
    Aw, come on!