E20 - ENCOUNTER! LEGENDARY GIANT HOLY BEASTS

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[00:05] ---
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV "Nanana"!
SIGN    #20 ENCOUNTER! LEGENDARY GIANT HOLY BEASTS
[00:18] ---
    That's weird.
    This should be the place.
[00:23] ---
    Excuse me!
[00:25] ---
    There should be a large
    grassy plain, the savannah here.
[00:29] ---
    We want to shoot the rare animal keena
    that lives there.
[00:35] ---
    Huh? Er... Are you TV people?
[00:37] ---
    You wanna shoot
    rare animals, huh?
[00:41] ---
    By the way,
    do you know about us?
SIGN    MINOTAUR CYCLOPS
[00:44] ---
    I guess the keena's rare,
    but we're rather rare too.
[00:50] ---
    If you wanna shoot us,
    we don't mind.
[00:53] ---
    No, thank you.
[00:57] ---
    Oh, thank god!
[00:59] ---
    It's not like we want to go on TV.
[01:02] ---
    If you insisted, we'd have to.
    Since you didn't, then it's fine.
[01:06] ---
    The keena may be a rare animal,
    but we're holy beasts.
SIGN    DIVINE BEASTS
[01:13] ---
    We're pretty rare.
    More than the keena.
[01:16] ---
    We're like a miracle, don't you know?
    Wanna shoot us?
[01:19] ---
    Have you seen the keena?
[01:20] ---
    The keena? Hey, I'm way rarer.
    Super-rare. Wanna shoot me?
[01:26] ---
    No.
    I want to shoot the keena.
[01:28] ---
    What? You're gonna shoot us?
[01:30] ---
    No. Where's the keena?
[01:33] ---
    We're rarer than the keena.
    If you wanna shoot us, it's your chance.
[01:38] ---
    No, thanks.
[01:42] ---
    Thank god! I'm relieved.
[01:44] ---
    We'd rather not go on TV,
    so we're happy you won't shoot us.
[01:48] ---
    It's rare to see us together.
    So, we'd rather not be shot now.
[01:52] ---
    You're just sitting there having a bath.
[01:55] ---
    Where's your "rare holy beast" aura?
[01:58] ---
    I'm keeping it hidden.
[01:59] ---
    Thank god I am.
    Otherwise you'd have filmed me.
[02:02] ---
    I'm so happy I kept it hidden,
    so I don't have to go on TV. Good.
[02:05] ---
    Besides, we just happened to have
    a bath here because of this rock.
[02:10] ---
    It stopped the water,
    and filled up the area.
[02:14] ---
    I usually don't expose myself.
[02:16] ---
    What?
[02:17] ---
    What have you done?!
[02:19] ---
    Why?
[02:19] ---
    You drowned the savannah
    with water.
[02:22] ---
    We can't shoot the keena!
[02:26] ---
    That was uncalled for.
[02:29] ---
    You can shoot me instead.
[02:31] ---
    I'm telling you.
[02:33] ---
    If you make a scoop about
    me, ratings will skyrocket.
SIGN    FURRY FRIENDS: HOLY BEASTS SPECIAL
[02:37] ---
    No, thanks.
[02:38] ---
    Thank god!
[02:40] ---
    I'm relieved. Yeah.
    Fine.
[02:44] ---
    I'd rather not go on TV. Good.
[02:46] ---
    If you see the keena, call me.
[02:48] ---
    OK. Actually, no.
    I was here before the keena.
[02:52] ---
    I was really famous in ancient times.
    And more valuable.
[02:56] ---
    Call me.