E11 - MISSING! TOP CLASS ROOKIE

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    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV "Nanana"!
SIGN    #11 MISSING! TOP CLASS ROOKIE
SIGN    NEW AD SARU(monkey)OKA
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    Under my guidance, Saruoka
    has become a great AD.
[00:23] ---
    Mike OK! Lights OK!
    Camera rolling!
[00:26] ---
    Ready to shoot.
    3, 2...
[00:28] ---
    Wait! Ambulance passing by.
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    I'm sure we could detect the keena
    if we put sensors in this area.
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    You'll be my successor.
    I have great expectations for you.
[00:39] ---
    You're too kind.
    I'm really honored.
[00:42] ---
    Too great.
    I lost my job because of him.
[00:49] ---
    What the heck!
    He stole my job, that jerk.
[00:53] ---
    I was told "You'll be my successor" too.
    It's not fair, dammit.
[00:58] ---
    I'll bad-mouth him online,
    so he'll be barred from the business.
[01:04] ---
    Let me think.
[01:06] ---
    "Stupid AD." "Jerk."
    "Hypocrite."
[01:09] ---
    Then "Monkey face."
    "Doesn't get along with dogs."
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    "Couldn't become
    a professional golfer."
[01:17] ---
    My elbows hurt.
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    "Monkey..."
[01:20] ---
    Mr. Nanayama.
[01:23] ---
    What?
[01:24] ---
    Do you have a minute?
[01:27] ---
    Why? What's up?
[01:30] ---
    Actually, I'm quitting
    my job today.
[01:35] ---
    Huh? Did you check online?
    Er, no... I mean, why?
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    It's a really fulfilling job.
    I'm happy I've become an AD.
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    But...
[01:45] ---
    But?
[01:46] ---
    I can't control
    my instincts anymore.
[01:48] ---
    Don't tell me...
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    I can't curb my desire
    to eat my colleagues.
[01:54] ---
    I knew it.
[01:55] ---
    I like you all and I don't want to
    eat you, but I can't control myself.
[02:00] ---
    He's saying it so calmly.
[02:01] ---
    I've been agonizing over it,
    and found the only one solution.
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    I'm going to disappear from your lives
    forever. No monkeying around.
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    Was that a pun?
[02:13] ---
    Thank you so much
    for your guidance.
[02:17] ---
    You made me who I am today.
[02:20] ---
    Please find the keena
    at all costs.
[02:23] ---
    OK. We will.
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    See you.
[02:26] ---
    Huh? Really?
[02:29] ---
    No monkey business from me.
[02:30] ---
    That's funny. But your earlier pun
    has muffled the impact.
[02:34] ---
    Goodbye.
[02:39] ---
    He's really gone.
[02:42] ---
    My pupil Saruoka went back
    to the jungle in a flash.
[02:47] ---
    See you later, Saruoka!
    Let's meet again.
[02:52] ---
    Come back whenever you like.
[02:54] ---
    But not as our AD, thanks!