E10 - Onslaught! A Dark, Terrifying Enemy

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[00:05] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    The Thrilling Land of Caves
SIGN    #10 Onslaught! A Dark, Terrifying Enemy
[00:20] Bat
    I am the ruler of this cave,
    the prince of bats!
[00:25] Bat
    The name's Damon!
SIGN    Damon
[00:27] Bat
    TV Nanana!
[00:29] Bat
    You thought you could just turn one
    of my people into bouillabaisse, huh?
[00:32] Bat
    Well, this time we're gonna cook you
    up like plantains and devour you!
[00:37] Bat
    Say your prayers!
[00:38] Bat
    You punks! You clowns! You jerks!
[00:43] 7oka
    What is that tiny thing?
[00:44] 7mori
    He's really not intimidating at all.
[00:46] 7mori
    This is the kind of material that
    gets thrown out in editing.
[00:50] Bat
    Go ahead and do your worst!
[00:52] Bat
    I might be small, but I'm
    as fierce as they come!
[00:56] 7oka
    I'm really not feeling it.
[00:59] 7oka
    Can't we figure a way to fix this?
[01:00] Bat
    Hey! You listening?!
[01:03] 7mori
    Maybe we can use editing to make him scarier?
[01:05] 7mori
    Like this.
SIGN    CG Effects In Progress
[01:07] Bat
    Huh?
[01:08] 7oka
    This might make him look more impressive.
[01:10] 7yama
    Hey, yeah, this could work.
[01:11] Bat
    What is this?!
[01:12] 7oka
    Maybe we can have him breathe fire?
[01:16] 7oka
    Like a giant monster, y'know! That's cool.
[01:20] 7oka
    It's still kinda lacking impact, though.
[01:23] 7yama
    Can't we use CG to make him look bigger, too?
[01:27] 7mori
    We can use copy and paste
    to make more of him.
[01:30] 7oka
    Oh, awesome! Now we're talking!
[01:32] 7oka
    It's starting to look intimidating.
[01:33] Bat
    Y-You can't just make more of me!
[01:36] 7oka
    Y'know, I say we go hog wild!
[01:38] 7oka
    Don't sweat the details,
    just fill the whole screen up!
[01:41] 7oka
    Throw it all on there!
SIGN    We're nearly to the buried treasure!
SIGN    Facing down the giant bat swarm!
SIGN    TV Nanana
    Expedition Team
[01:43] Sign/7oka
    Throw a bunch of text on there, too.
[01:45] Sign/7yama
    Okay...
[01:45] 7oka/sign
    Some cut-ins, too! A whole bunch!
[01:47] 7yama/word balloon
    Isn't this overdoing it?
[01:49] 7mori/WB
    It's getting annoying to look at...
[01:50] Sign/7oka
    You gotta go hard if you
    wanna get ratings nowadays!
[01:53] Sign/Bat
    Hey!
[01:54] Sign/Bat
    Quit throwing so much crap on me!
[01:57] Sign/Bat
    I wish you TV people would just stop
[01:59] Sign/Bat
    throwing so much unnecessary info on the screen!
[02:02] 7yama/WB
    Where'd the bat go?
[02:04] 7oka/WB
    The bat's not important!
[02:06] 7yama/wb
    I thought the bat was the main attraction?
[02:07] 7oka
    It doesn't matter! Forget the bat!
[02:09] 7oka
    We need more text, and more cut-ins!
[02:10] 7yama/wb
    I think the screen's crowded enough...
[02:12] 7oka/sign
    This is exactly what the viewers want!
[02:15] 7mori/WB
    They're gonna change channels...
[02:16] 7oka/sign
    No way!
[02:16] 7oka/sign
    No way!
[02:17] 7oka/sign
    This won't scare them off.
[02:18] 7yama/WB
    It looks like someone pressed the guide button...
[02:20] 7oka/signs
    Y'know what? That's fine!
[02:22] 7oka/signs
    Throw the guide menus on there, too!
[02:23] 7yama/signs
    Like weather forecasts
    and traffic updates?
[02:24] 7oka/signs
    Put it up!
[02:26] 7oka/signs
    Do it!
[02:26] 7yama
    This is crazy.
[02:27] Bat
    Enough already!
[02:29] Bat
    You can't even see me anymore!
[02:34] Bat
    Ah, back to normal. What a relief!
[02:37] Bat
    Now then, we're eating well tonight!
[02:40] Bat
    Time to feast on some ripe bananas!
[02:44] ---
    Huh?
[02:49] 7oka
    You know these guys?
[02:51] 7yama
    Well, that saves us the trouble
    of copying and pasting...