E21 - Blaze On! Macho Dragon

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SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    The Thrilling Land of Caves
[00:05] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    #21 Blaze On! Macho Dragon
[00:16] 7oka
    The expedition crew has added professional
    wrestler Tatsumi Fujinami as our corner man
[00:20] 7oka
    and are about to battle the amateurs
    who are disrupting our shoot.
SIGN    Amateurs
SIGN    In their corner
    Tatsumi Fujinami
[00:25] 7oka
    What should he start with?
    The textbook way is some grappling.
[00:27] 7oka
    Or maybe he should go on the offense
    to start and nail him with a dropkick.
[00:30] 7yama
    Please decide faster.
[00:31] 7oka
    A strong start would be good,
    but you've got to be careful early on.
[00:34] 7oka
    Make the call, Mr. Fujinami.
[00:36] Fujinami
    You're Hirata, aren't you?
[00:39] Fujinami
    You're Hirata.
[00:41] 7oka
    Hirata?
[00:42] Fujinami
    I know it's you, Hirata.
[00:45] Cyclops
    Excuse me?
[00:46] Fujinami
    You're Hirata.
[00:48] Fujinami
    Hirata...
SIGN    ° Mr. Fujinami has confused him
     with a rival wrestler
[00:49] 7oka
    Oh... Oh!
[00:51] 7oka
    He's... That's Junji Hirata!
[00:54] 7oka
    He must be here to ruin
    Mr. Fujinami's castle tour.
[00:56] 7oka
    Looks like it might be wise to let
    him take care of this personally.
[00:59] 7mori
    Good idea.
[01:00] 7oka
    Let's do that, Mr. Fujinami.
[01:01] Fujinami
    I figured as much.
[01:03] Fujinami
    Let's do this! You'd better be ready.
[01:06] Cyclops
    Look, I'm not the Strong Machine.
[01:09] Cyclops
    I know we've got similar eyes, I'm not him.
[01:12] Cyclops
    The outfit being similar is
    a coincidence, too, I swear.
[01:16] Cyclops
    Ichimasa Wakamatsu's his manager...
    Does this look like Wakamatsu to you?
[01:20] Cyclops
    He doesn't, right?
[01:22] Cyclops
    Because he's not.
[01:22] 7oka
    Quit lying, Hirata!
[01:24] 7oka
    It's too late!
[01:25] 7oka
    Mr. Fujinami's already in combat mode.
    He's totally going to fight you.
[01:30] Cyclops
    Uh, I thought he was a corner man?
[01:32] 7oka
    Check it out. He's already getting warmed up.
[01:35] Cyclops
    Hey, you're right.
[01:36] Cyclops
    He's even doing his Dragon Calisthenics.
SIGN    Dragon Calisthenics
[01:42] 7oka
    Mr. Fujinami!
[01:43] 7oka
    What will you do about
    the weight difference?
[01:45] 7oka
    Maybe a handicap match?
[01:46] Fujinami
    Nah, it's fine.
[01:48] Fujinami
    I can deal with heavyweights.
[01:50] 7yama
    How does that work?
[01:51] 7oka
    He's really fired up.
[01:52] 7oka
    Deal with...
[01:52] 7oka
    He says he can deal with them.
[01:53] 7yama
    How's that even work?
[01:54] 7yama
    They're totally different sizes.
[01:56] 7oka
    Oh, look!
[01:59] 7oka
    It's the castle-loving Fujinami's method
[02:00] 7oka
    of temporarily developing a heavyweight body
[02:02] 7oka
    by borrowing power from the
    shachihoko on a castle's roof!
[02:04] 7yama
    How do you even know about this?
[02:06] 7oka
    You don't see this every day.
[02:08] 7oka
    It's the Shachihoko Muscle Up!
SIGN    Shachihoko Muscle Up
[02:14] Fujinami
    So what do you think about
    the shachihoko on this castle?
[02:17] Fujinami
    Oh, I love these shachihoko.
[02:18] 7oka
    You do?
[02:19] Fujinami
    They're curled up just right.
[02:20] 7oka
    Right.
[02:21] Fujinami
    Just how they should be.
[02:22] 7oka
    Do you usually go to Nagoya Castle
    when you want to look at shachihoko?
[02:26] Fujinami
    Oh, Nagoya, with all the gold brocade...
[02:28] Fujinami
    His plants are done up with gold brocade.
    It works for the shachihoko, though.
[02:29] 7yama
    "His"? Whose? Who's "he"? What the...
[02:31] 7oka
    Right.
[02:34] Fujinami
    All right, heavyweight
    Tatsumi Fujinami is ready to go.
SIGN    Heavyweight
    Tatsumi Fujinami
[02:38] Cyclops
    Uh, you're suddenly giant-sized.
[02:40] Fujinami
    Thanks for the help, little shachihoko!
[02:43] 7oka
    The card has seen a sudden mix-up,
[02:45] 7oka
    but can Mr. Fujinami, heading
    into battle for TV Nanana,
[02:48] 7oka
    defeat these giant amateurs?
[02:52] Fujinami
    Let's do this, Hirata. Say your prayers.
[02:55] Cyclops
    I'm not actually Hirata, though.