E17 - Rebellion! Against the Mechanical Shogun

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SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    The Thrilling Land of Caves
[00:05] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    #17 Rebellion! Against the Mechanical Shogun
[00:17] 7oka
    Having successfully
    infiltrated Banagawa Castle,
[00:19] 7oka
    we finally found the evil machine shogun.
SIGN    Shogun's Chamber
[00:30] Shogun
    I am the fifth machine shogun,
    Banagawa Tsunayoshi!
SIGN    Machine Shogun
    Banagawa Tsunayoshi
[00:37] Shogun
    You amateur kunoichi and
    dirt-poor TV station...
[00:40] Shogun
    I'll make short work of you with my own hands!
[00:43] Shogun
    I will defend this castle!
[00:48] 7oka
    What a cool voice.
[00:50] 7yama
    He sounds like a voice actor.
[00:52] Shogun
    Now, face your judgment!
[00:55] 7ko
    Listen up! If we can find the power
    switch that's hidden somewhere,
[00:58] 7ko
    all of the mechanical
    dummies should shut down.
[01:03] 7ko
    You Three Braves should spread
    out and find the switch.
[01:06] 7ko
    I'll keep the shogun occupied!
[01:10] Shogun
    You there.
[01:12] Shogun
    Even if you're an amateur,
    expect no mercy from me.
[01:14] 7ko
    I was the top pick at my audition!
    I'm not an amateur anymore!
[01:20] Shogun
    Then behold the secret techniques of
    three centuries of the Banagawa clan!
[01:27] Shogun
    Banagawa...
[01:31] Shogun
    Crash!
[01:34] Shogun
    Compassion For All Living Things Spin!
SIGN    Compassion
[01:37] Shogun
    Crisis Rice Riot!
SIGN    Rice
[01:43] Shogun
    Dangerous Uprising!
SIGN    Uprising
[01:48] Shogun
    Black Ships Shock!
SIGN    Open Country
[01:52] 7oka
    Those are some cool moves.
[01:54] 7mori
    Awesome...
[01:55] 7oka
    They're so amazing, you can't help staring.
[01:57] 7oka
    I wanna be like him.
[01:59] 7oka
    And what the heck is this mess?!
[02:02] 7oka
    She's tossing caltrops again!
[02:04] 7ko
    Hey, crap shogun!
[02:06] 7ko
    Gutter punk!
[02:07] 7oka
    And she's just talking trash...
[02:10] 7oka
    Makes it hard to tell who the bad guy is.
[02:12] 7yama
    I kinda don't think anyone is.
[02:16] 7ko
    All right, trash shogun!
    Get ready for some of this!
[02:20] Shogun
    Stop that! No spitting!
[02:22] 7ko
    Here's some more!
[02:24] Shogun
    Then I shall, as well!
[02:27] 7yama
    You think they're trying
    to give each other the flu?
[02:29] 7ko
    Put a sock in it!
    This is how I won that audition!
[02:32] 7ko
    This is what got me the grand prize!
[02:34] 7yama
    I don't know what you
    want me to say to that...
[02:34] 7ko
    Go! Shut up and go!
[02:36] 7oka
    We're not exactly slacking, y'know.
[02:37] 7ko
    I said go!
[02:39] 7oka
    So pushy...
[02:41] 7yama
    No, look...
[02:42] 7oka
    Come on, quit spitting.
[02:43] 7ko
    Now!
[02:44] 7yama
    I'd honestly prefer the caltrops.
[02:46] 7ko
    This is grand prize spit!
[02:48] 7oka
    Shut up! What kind of grand prize is that?
[02:50] 7yama
    She's gone from all caltrops to all spit.
[02:52] 7ko
    It's a grand prize-class...
[02:55] 7ko
    Grand prize-class...