E17 - SHOWDOWN! BANANA CHAMPION

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    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV "Nanana"!
SIGN    #17 SHOWDOWN! BANANA CHAMPION
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    Today we're bringing you
    the King of TV Crews Championship!
SIGN    KING OF TV CREWS CHAMPIONSHIP
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    The showdown that'll crown
    the best TV crew.
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    Many TV channels came to ask
    the Keena Master about the keena.
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    Good morning!
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    Good morning.
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    They all look
    serious and resolute.
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    Here's TV Nanana. Let's interview them
    and see how passionate they are.
SIGN    TV NANANA
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    Not a major channel, I guess?
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    Er, we're a small company.
    Barely terrestrial, um.
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    Describe your channel
    in one phrase.
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    Huh? One phrase?
    Hey, say something.
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    Low budget.
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    Often on location.
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    We do election coverage.
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    We also show B-movies
    on weekday afternoons.
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    No company building.
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    What else?
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    Anime.
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    Woman announcers.
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    And we've got a low budget.
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    We do.
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    No company building.
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    Now show us your enthusiasm.
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    What shall we do?
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    Let's do that thing.
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    1, 2, 3.
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    We've got a low budget
    but we'll manage somehow.
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    4, 5, 6, Nanana!
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    Let's start the competition.
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    The first match is...
    cameramen competition!
SIGN    FIRST MATCH CAMERAMAN COMPETITION
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    Whoever can shoot wild animals
    for the longest time wins.
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    They all took off in different
    directions. Competition is fierce.
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    Wild animals are very elusive.
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    They're having a hard time.
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    What now? A camera crane.
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    It can shoot a little bird
    with amazing precision.
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    Bubble TV is using a drone
    to get a thorough shot from the sky.
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    Amazing. You can tell
    they have a hefty budget.
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    TV Nanana is shooting a small animal.
    He's moving very swiftly.
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    He doesn't rely on machines but
    on human ability over technology.
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    His movements look bizarre,
    but he's shooting with precision.
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    Next, cue cards competition!
SIGN    2ND MATCH CUE CARDS COMPETITION
SIGN    NEXT, THE WEATHER
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    Whoever can write the most accurate
    instructions the fastest wins.
SIGN    2 SECONDS
SIGN    COMMERCIALS AFTER VIDEO
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    Many of them use hi-tech equipment.
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    The frantic sound of their keyboards
    is filling the air.
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    But, you can hear the sound
    of a single magic marker...
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    TV Nanana is consistently analog!
    Old school sketchbook style.
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    He's writing at amazing speed.
SIGN    SAY SOMETHING SILLY! KEEP AT IT! SILLIER!
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    How far can TV Nanana's
    man-over-machine approach take them?
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    The competition continues.