E3 - Excavation! The Mountain with Legendary Gold

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SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    The Thrilling Land of Caves
[00:05] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    #3 Excavation! The Mountain with Legendary Gold
[00:16] N
    Here at Mount Nanagi, there is a
    legend that the Banagawa shogunate
SIGN    Mount Nanagi
[00:20] N
    once buried 3,600,000 ryo worth of gold.
[00:23] N
    And now, TV Nanana will be the
    one to unearth that treasure!
SIGN    Sure-Fire Discovery!
[00:28] N
    Sure-Fire Discovery!
SIGN    Sure-Fire Discovery!
SIGN    The Banagawa Buried Treasure Excavation!!
[00:29] N
    The Banagawa Buried Treasure Excavation!
[00:33] N
    Long ago, a major TV network failed
    to discover the buried treasure,
[00:36] N
    despite its vast expenditure
    of money and manpower.
[00:39] N
    Learning from their mistakes,
[00:40] N
    we will be intentionally using
    as small a budget as possible,
SIGN    Captain
    Nanaoka
SIGN    Cameraman
    Nanamori
SIGN    AD
    Nanayama
[00:43] N
    and the smallest team
    possible, in our excavation.
SIGN    Only three staff members!!
[00:49] Nanaoka
    All right, this oughta do.
[00:50] Nanamori
    Right.
[00:51] Nanaoka
    This is good, right?
[00:53] N
    Our initial dig spot was blocked by
    some unexpectedly heavy-duty bedrock.
[00:58] N
    Still, Nanayama's shovel
    struck the earth repeatedly,
[01:00] N
    even as it warped under the effort!
[01:02] Nanayama
    Okay...
[01:06] Nanayama
    Uh, aren't these for gardening?
[01:08] Nanaoka
    Smaller shovels means you
    can do more delicate work.
[01:10] Nanayama
    But this is tiny.
[01:11] Nanayama
    Tiny like what you use to
    bury your dead goldfish.
[01:13] Nanaoka
    Would you get a move on already?
[01:15] Nanaoka
    All ADs do these days is complain.
[01:17] N
    At that moment,
[01:18] N
    we discovered a mysterious hole
    in a totally different location!
[01:21] Nanamori
    Hey, over here! Look at this!
[01:24] N
    It was clearly a tunnel dug out by someone.
[01:27] N
    It's safe to assume that the
    treasure is somewhere down there!
[01:30] Nanayama
    What was I even digging for?
[01:33] N
    After descending into the shaft,
    it became clear
[01:36] N
    that this was a tunnel the other
    network had dug 30 years ago.
[01:44] Nanaoka
    This must be a uniform the
    staff wore while working!
SIGN    Shigesato
[01:47] Nanaoka
    It's gotta suck to die unfulfilled.
[01:49] Nanaoka
    I'll find this treasure,
    and then you can rest in peace.
[01:52] N
    And just then...
[01:54] Shichisaka
    Who is it? Who's there?
[01:57] N
    A strange voice echoed
    from within the darkness.
[02:00] Shichisaka
    Is someone there?
[02:03] N
    The voice seemed to be getting closer.
[02:05] Shichisaka
    Hey! You listening?
[02:07] N
    Could it be a ghost of the Banagawa clan?
[02:10] N
    The crew is struck with tension!
[02:11] Nanamori
    W-W-W-Well...
[02:11] Nanaoka
    This... is bad, right? I'm freaking out.
[02:13] Nanayama
    Let's go home.
[02:14] Shichisaka
    Would you answer me already?
[02:17] N
    Just whose voice is that?
[02:22] Shichisaka
    Is it really that hard to answer someone?
[02:25] Shichisaka
    I'm busy down here.
[02:27] Nanaoka
    Th-That's...
[02:30] Nanaoka
    One of the actors who participated
    in the old excavation show,
[02:33] Nanaoka
    Shichizaka Koji!
SIGN    Actor Shichizaka Koji
[02:36] Shichisaka
    Who the heck are you guys?
[02:37] N
    Shockingly, he has continued
    to dig this entire time!
[02:42] Nanaoka
    Shichizaka-san, you were still digging?
[02:44] Shichisaka
    I sure was.
[02:45] Shichisaka
    You got a problem with my dig,
    huh, Shigesato-kun?
[02:48] Nanaoka
    Uh, th-that's not me.
[02:48] Nanamori
    Wrong guy.
[02:49] Nanayama
    I'm not Shigesato, either.
[02:51] Shichisaka
    Wait, so which one of you is Shigesato?
[02:52] Nanaoka
    Sir, none of us. None of us is him.
[02:53] Shichisaka
    Huh? Shigesato-kun.
[02:55] Nanaoka
    Wrong again, sir.
[02:55] Shichi
    Shigesato—
[02:56] Nanaoka
    Sir, no.
[02:57] Shichisaka
    Huh?