E22 - Entertainment! The Kraken Family

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[00:04] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
SIGN    #22 Entertainment! The Kraken Family
[00:16] 7oka
    With the sacrificial maiden in
    hand, the Kraken has vanished.
[00:21] 7oka
    Where'd that Kraken go?!
[00:22] 7mori
    Which way did it go?
[00:24] 7oka
    Hey, Kraken!
[00:24] 7mori
    Hey! Where are you?!
[00:27] 7oka
    Look, over there!
SIGN    AD in a Wedding Dress
[00:29] 7oka
    Nanayama's in a wedding dress!
[00:32] 7oka
    What the heck is he doing?!
[00:33] 7yama
    Help!
[00:37] 7mori
    I have a feeling the Kraken is planning
    to have their wedding ceremony here.
[00:41] 7oka
    What? An octopus and an AD getting married?!
[00:46] 7mori
    Well, there's a chapel,
    and there's even a minister!
[00:49] 7oka
    True, it definitely looks like a wedding.
[00:52] 7mori
    Those are probably the Kraken's parents,
    and I bet those five are his kids.
[00:57] 7oka
    A married family of eight?!
[01:00] 7oka
    That's gonna be pretty rough.
[01:02] 7yama
    Hurry up and help me!
[01:04] 7yama
    They're gonna make me get married!
[01:06] 7yama
    I don't wanna get married!
[01:10] 7oka
    This is kinda interesting.
[01:15] 7mori
    An octopus and an AD getting married
    is a pretty fresh premise for a show.
[01:19] 7oka
    We could make it a documentary about a
    newlywed bride marrying into a huge family.
[01:23] 7mori
    Oh, that sounds good!
[01:25] 7oka
    Maybe make it so that the husband
    won't stand up to his wife?
[01:30] Kraken
    "If that's what you think, just do it!"
[01:32] Kraken
    That's what I'll say.
    That's the kinda octopus I am.
[01:34] Kraken
    Oh, I'm so sorry!
[01:36] 7yama
    I feel like I've seen this before.
[01:39] 7mori
    Maybe we should change the
    title from Hunt the Kraken!
[01:43] 7mori
    to The Wacky Kraken Family: A New
    Blushing Bride Joins the Bunch.
[01:43] Sign
    The Wacky!
[01:43] Sign
    Kraken Family:
[01:44] Sign
    A New Blushing Bride Joins the Bunch
[01:48] 7mori
    I bet that will get better ratings.
[01:50] 7yama
    Wait, am I the new blushing bride?
[01:54] 7oka
    Reality shows with big families are
    popular and tend to get good ratings,
SIGN    Big Family
[01:57] 7oka
    on top of being relatively cheap to produce.
SIGN    Production Cost ↓
[01:59] 7mori
    And when you consider it's a family of
    Krakens, that's bound to get extra buzz.
[02:03] 7oka
    If this goes well, forget about
    the ratings triple crown...
[02:05] 7oka
    We might just get...
[02:07] 7oka
    the ratings Octuple Crown!
    Which would be appropriate.
[02:10] Sign
    Ratings Octuple Crown
[02:14] 7mori
    And if we get really good ratings,
    that'll mean a lot of new sponsors,
SIGN    TV Nanana Headquarters
    (Run Down Building)
[02:17] 7mori
    and maybe the company will get to expand.
SIGN    TV Nanana Headquarters
    (New Offices)
[02:19] 7mori
    I bet we end up with
    thirty affiliate stations!
[02:22] 7oka
    We're the perennial runners-up,
[02:24] Sign
    Major Network
[02:24] 7oka
    but this'll make us number one
    among the major networks!
[02:28] 7oka
    I like it!
[02:30] 7oka
    Nanayama, marry that Kraken!
[02:32] 7yama
    Uh, why? Please don't make
    calls like that for me!
[02:35] 7yama
    I haven't even sorted my feelings out yet!
[02:37] 7oka
    No, I'm making the call!
    That's what I'll say.
[02:40] 7oka
    From here on out, you're the
    Big Mommy of a big family!
[02:43] 7yama
    Big Mommy?
[02:44] 7oka
    Get that camera rolling!
[02:46] 7oka
    Our new family reality TV
    show is about to launch!
[02:50] 7oka
    Nanayama, we wish you happiness!
[02:52] 7yama
    Seriously, these things have crazy suction.
[02:55] 7yama
    They're gonna rip my face off.