E3 - START! SEARCHING FOR THE RARE BEAST

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[00:05] ---
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV "Nanana"!
SIGN    #3 START! SEARCHING FOR THE RARE BEAST
SIGN    PURSUING THE KEENA!
[00:17] ---
    TV Nanana's keena coverage
    has finally started.
[00:22] ---
    Look at that!
[00:25] ---
    Keena's scratch marks!
[00:28] ---
    Keena's feathers!
[00:32] ---
    Keena's feces!
[00:33] ---
    Chief Nanaoka keeps finding
    more and more clues.
[00:38] ---
    Where's the keena?
[00:42] ---
    There's no doubt
    it's in this jungle.
[00:46] ---
    The search is going well,
    but...
[00:49] ---
    Don't forget that there's always
    danger hidden in the jungle.
[00:54] ---
    Whoa! Whoa!
[00:54] ---
    A sudden huge rockfall.
[00:58] ---
    Hold onto this!
[00:59] ---
    Bottomless swamps.
[01:02] ---
    Scorpions on your legs!
[01:04] ---
    Poisonous snakes on your body!
[01:07] ---
    Huge anacondas
    wrapped around your neck!
[01:10] ---
    The jungle keeps testing
    our TV crew.
[01:16] ---
    I'm choking! Help! Help!
[01:19] ---
    This won't stop me!
    I'll never give up!
[01:23] ---
    Even with an anaconda
    wrapped around my neck...
[01:27] ---
    I'm still burning!
[01:30] ---
    Cut.
[01:31] ---
    Your acting's too
    over the top, Chief.
[01:35] ---
    Why?
[01:35] ---
    It looks fake.
[01:38] ---
    What?
SIGN    YOU'RE OVERACTING
[01:41] ---
    The look at the camera
    is unneeded.
[01:44] ---
    Be more natural.
[01:47] ---
    Look, you gotta go over the top
    in an expedition like this.
[01:50] ---
    It's more exciting.
[01:51] ---
    We can't hire any celebrity,
[01:54] ---
    so we've got to put all
    our passion into this.
[01:56] ---
    We must bring the thrill
    to the audience!
[01:59] ---
    The look at the camera
    is unneeded.
[02:01] ---
    What's your concept of "reality"?
[02:03] ---
    The more you talk,
    the faker it sounds.
[02:06] ---
    It's better if you shut up.
[02:09] ---
    Right. Let's go with that.
[02:11] ---
    That's weird!
SIGN    THE SILENT CHIEF
[02:12] ---
    Who's gonna watch a show about
    a guy wandering around saying nothing?
[02:17] ---
    I'll talk!
[02:18] ---
    Please don't.
[02:19] ---
    Really, don't. Keep quiet.
[02:21] ---
    I'll talk.
[02:23] ---
    I'll talk.
[02:24] ---
    Please don't. Just shut up.
[02:25] ---
    I'm confident in my power of speech.
[02:31] ---
    What's wrong?
[02:35] ---
    That's so realistic!
    Very good.
[02:37] ---
    See? It got much better
    as soon as you stopped talking.
[02:41] ---
    Nice sense of urgency.
    It looks like you're really choking.
[02:46] ---
    Amazing.
[02:47] ---
    So real!
[02:48] ---
    Super real. Nice!
[02:50] ---
    It looks like you're really choking.
    Doesn't look like acting.
[02:55] ---
    Nice.