E6 - SHIVERS! THE HEADHUNTERS' VILLAGE

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    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV "Nanana"!
SIGN    #6 SHIVERS! THE HEADHUNTERS' VILLAGE
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    While we were pursuing the keena,
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    we got caught by a headhunting tribe.
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    Jeez. We may really get killed.
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    What's all this food?
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    What's going on?
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    You'll be our sacrificial victims.
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    We'll fill your bellies before we kill you,
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    so you'll make a great sacrifice.
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    Come on, tuck in.
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    "A great sacrifice"?
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    How can you eat
    in this situation?
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    By the way, Village Chief.
    Have you ever seen a real keena?
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    Yes, I have.
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    They're not around anymore, but
    there used to be so many.
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    Their meat is delicious,
    and you can sell their fur.
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    It was a real blessing.
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    I've heard they can still be found
    in the grassland deep inside the jungle.
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    We were joking that
    if we sacrifice you
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    and pray to the gods,
    the keenas might come this way.
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    So, we decided to give it a try.
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    Anyway, why are you filming?
    You can't shoot without authorization.
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    We're a TV crew
    from Roppongi in Tokyo.
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    We're here to cover the keena.
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    No way!
    Just the 3 of you?
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    Yeah, well..
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    We're on a low budget.
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    The director does the reporting,
    and the AD does sound and lighting too.
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    We don't have bodyguards,
    so we must fend for ourselves.
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    We had to take a cheap banged-up plane
    but somehow we made it here.
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    I see. Your company is poor.
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    They're poor. Yuck.
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    They've got no budget.
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    Even though their TV station
    is in a hip area.
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    Why did you come all the way here if
    you're poor? Do something cheaper.
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    Our company is on the brink
    of bankruptcy!
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    We absolutely must do the keena scoop
    in order to save our channel.
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    They'll go bust without the keena.
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    Oh, no.
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    Are they really a terrestrial TV crew?
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    Can't be.
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    They're pitiful.
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    I'm sorry! Really.
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    The villagers got turned off
    because you're too poor.
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    We can't sacrifice you, I'm sorry.
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    "Turned off"?
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    The gods won't be happy if we sacrifice
    a miserable, poor crew like you.
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    You're not worthy to be sacrificed.
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    Can you leave right now, please?
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    We don't want a poor TV crew
    hanging around the village.
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    Please! Go somewhere else.
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    We can go, then?
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    Yeah, yeah.
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    Can I get some food? I haven't eaten.
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    There's nothing left.
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    Come on, even a sandwich will do...
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    Get outta here!
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    We're done with you.
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    A sandwich or a rice ball...
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    Nope.