E21 - Sacrifice! The Siren That Tempts the Monster

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[00:04] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
SIGN    #21 Sacrifice! The Siren That Tempts the Monster
[00:16] Takohashi
    See, the Kraken's a real horndog,
[00:16] Sign
    Octopus Hunter
    (The Late) Master Takohashi
[00:18] Takohashi
    so this trick should allow you to lure it out.
[00:23] 7oka
    It's time to sacrifice a beautiful woman!
SIGN    Beautiful Woman
[00:25] 7oka
    That should lure that horndog Kraken
    out as he tries to kidnap her!
[00:29] 7yama
    I have a hard time believing
    this is gonna work.
[00:29] Sign
    Nanayama
[00:31] 7yama
    For one thing, this is way too much blush.
[00:34] 7oka
    Sing something, Nanayama!
[00:37] 7oka
    Remember how those girls sang
    to summon Mothra? Just try it!
[00:41] 7yama
    That's a lot of pressure...
[00:42] 7oka
    Come on, man, just try it!
[00:46] 7yama
    Octo, octo...
SIGN    "The Octopus Bait Song" by Nanayama
[00:50] 7yama
    Octo, squid, squid, are you squidding me?
[00:54] 7yama
    Do you prefer squid or octopus?
[01:01] 7yama
    Squid's honestly pretty
    tasty, to be honest...
[01:05] 7yama
    Personally, I prefer crab...
[01:05] 7oka
    Hey, what is that?!
[01:08] 7yama
    Some people prefer octopus or squid...
[01:10] 7yama
    Look! It's a huge octopus!
[01:12] 7mori
    Is that the Kraken?
[01:13] 7oka
    It's gotta be, right?!
[01:14] 7oka
    Don't you think?!
[01:15] 7mori
    I think so!
[01:16] 7oka
    Nanayama actually did it...
[01:18] 7yama
    ...their mouths are actually where
    their legs are connected...
[01:20] 7oka
    Do an impression! Come on!
[01:22] 7yama
    An impression?
[01:23] 7oka
    I think that should lure it closer. Probably.
[01:26] 7yama
    An impression of the octopus?
[01:27] 7oka
    Not the octopus! A singer or something!
[01:32] 7yama
    I'm Ayu.
[01:34] 7oka
    Who's that supposed to be?
[01:35] 7yama
    What? I literally said her name!
[01:37] 7yama
    It's me, Ayu. I show up in
    every season of this show.
[01:40] 7oka
    He really loves Ayu, doesn't he?
[01:42] 7oka
    Wait, look! The Kraken's backing away.
[01:45] 7oka
    Do something quick! Hurry!
[01:47] 7oka
    Rola here! Rola here!
[01:48] 7oka
    That's actually pretty close!
[01:50] 7yama
    I am Lupin Sanpei!
[01:53] 7oka
    Sanpei?
[01:54] 7oka
    Who became a chef and then
    came back to showbiz?
[01:58] 7yama
    I wanna eat pancakes! I wanna eat pancakes!
[02:03] 7yama
    On second thought, no, I don't!
[02:06] 7oka
    Do more, Nanayama!
[02:10] 7yama
    Y'know how...
[02:13] 7yama
    sometimes you don't know whether
    to say good evening...
[02:17] 7yama
    or goodnight?
[02:19] 7oka
    Who's that supposed to be?
[02:21] 7yama
    Mori.
[02:23] 7yama
    Masako's Mori.
[02:26] 7oka
    You could've just said Mori Shinichi!
[02:29] 7yama
    Y'know, you can look at the
    forest, but miss the trees...
[02:33] 7oka
    Okay, now you might as well
    do one of Mrs. Mori Masako.
[02:33] 7yama
    And this forest is Mori.
[02:38] 7yama
    Sensei?
[02:41] 7yama
    Sensei, it's me, Mori.
[02:43] 7yama
    I'm going to retire.
[02:45] 7oka
    That's spot-on.
[02:46] 7yama
    I love crab.
[02:49] 7oka
    Uh... what?
[02:51] 7oka
    What the... Huh?
[02:53] 7oka
    His last words before he was
    taken away were "I love crab"!
[02:56] 7mori
    He's just gone!