E7 - MORTAL COMBAT! MAN-EATING JUNGLE BEAR

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    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV "Nanana"!
SIGN    #7 MORTAL COMBAT! MAN-EATING JUNGLE BEAR
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    We don't have money
    to hire bodyguards.
SIGN    PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER TATSUMI FUJINAMI
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    In case of danger, we must use
    our knowledge and tricks to escape.
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    Hello, TV Nanana speaking.
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    Oh, the poor TV station?
[00:30] ---
    Yes, Sir.
    Please don't be so hard on us.
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    So, basically...
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    I got caught by a bear
    during the shooting.
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    That's un-bear-able, huh?
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    Was it a pun?
[00:46] ---
    Did you just make a pun?
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    No. You said it was a bear.
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    I'm sure it was a pun.
    But, whatever.
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    I'm fighting it as we speak,
    and I'd like to attack it
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    from behind,
    where it's vulnerable.
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    Can you teach me a special move?
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    Right.
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    Can you?
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    Yeah. I know a few.
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    You do?
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    He said he knows a few.
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    Does he mean he knows
    how to fight a bear?
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    Good! Good!
[01:14] ---
    Hey, I'll tell you how to do
    a Dragon Suplex. You'll do it.
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    Me?
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    That's obvious.
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    You're the only one.
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    There must be some other,
    simpler way to do it.
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    There isn't. We've got
    Mr. Fujinami on the phone.
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    Un-bear-able.
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    Go ahead, Mr. Fujinami.
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    The opponent is huge, though.
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    It is huge.
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    Even bigger than Andre the Giant.
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    Really?
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    What shall I do, then?
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    First of all, go behind it.
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    Go behind. OK.
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    Now you do a Nelson Hold
    from behind.
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    I can't reach.
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    Can't he?
    
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    Can't reach.
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    What can we do?
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    It just fell on the floor for me.
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    If it's on the floor, then...
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    We're lucky.
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    You can grab its arm, right?
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    Um... like this?
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    The Ude-hishigi move?
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    That's it.
    
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    Right. Antonio Inoki used it
    against Andre the Giant.
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    Do you know how to do a Key Lock?
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    Like this?
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    Yeah, that's right.
    Lock its arm between your legs.
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    The bear pulled him up
    during the Key Lock!
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    Oh my god!
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    It's just like watching
    Inoki vs Andre back then.
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    Yeah, it's the same.
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    Ouch! It's beating me up.
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    It's beating me up.
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    Mr. Inoki went through it too.
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    But it hurts.
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    I can't escape.
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    You can't, huh?
    
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    Have you met Mr. Inoki lately?
[02:37] ---
    We always go out for a meal
    once a month.
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    Really?
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    What do you eat together?
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    He's not a fussy eater.
    He can eat anything.
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    Does he use Tabasco sauce?
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    Not lately.
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    He can't eat food
    that's too spicy.
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    He doesn't eat as much nowadays.
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    I poured Tabasco on the bear.
    It went down.