E5 - VILLAGE CONFIDENTIAL! BANANATIC PARADISE

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    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV "Nanana"!
SIGN    #5 VILLAGE CONFIDENTIAL! BANANATIC PARADISE
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    We came to the remote village of
    Momoyama in search of the keena.
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    We found a nice-looking village.
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    You generally find clues
    in places like this.
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    Let's investigate the village.
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    OK.
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    Let’s go. Let's go.
SIGN    VILLAGE CONFIDENTIAL! BANANATIC PARADISE
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    Village Confidential!
    Bananatic Paradise.
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    Today we'll visit
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    Momoyama Village in the Ecuana Republic.
SIGN    MOMOYAMA VILLAGE
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    Nice atmosphere.
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    What will we find in this village
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    hidden in the deep of the jungle,
    wrapped in mystery?
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    Let's check out the top 3 attractions.
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    What will they be?
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    #3 The river.
    The villagers' haven of rest.
SIGN    THE RIVER
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    It's important.
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    Meals, laundry, leisure. All of these
    activities take place here.
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    It's the jungle's entertainment complex,
    enjoying steady popularity.
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    Looks like it.
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    #2 Keena Festival.
    Celebrating the holy beast.
SIGN    THE KEENA FESTIVAL
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    The keena!
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    The keena is a legendary animal
    said to inhabit this area.
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    In ancient times, the head was
    used as food and the fur as clothing.
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    It's always been a priceless treasure
    for the villagers.
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    You can't catch it at all
    nowadays, but
SIGN    KEENA DANCE
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    it's still worshiped as a god
    in the village.
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    It's #2.
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    And finally the top attraction.
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    Better than the keena?
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    But, before that...
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    What?
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    What's this?
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    Useless footage.
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    Give us some info
    about the keena.
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    #1.
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    Better than the keena?
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    They have no mercy
    for suspicious visitors.
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    #1 Headhunting.
SIGN    HEADHUNTING
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    The Momoyamas are
    a headhunting tribe.
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    They make visitors shudder
    in traditional old school style.
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    They lock them up
    in prison. Then...
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    A holy ritual takes place. After that,
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    the prisoners wait to be sacrificed.
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    These were the top 3 attractions
    of Momoyama Village.
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    It's you guys' fault.
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    You wanted to investigate.
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    What did you just say?
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    You should have done
    some research beforehand.
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    No, Chief. It's your fault.
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    You two will be first,
    when they take our heads.