E13 - Arrival! Phantoms of The Banagawa Shogunate

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SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    The Thrilling Land of Caves
[00:05] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    #13 Arrival! Phantoms of The Banagawa Shogunate
[00:17] 7oka
    Hey, we ended up in
    the Edo period somehow!
[00:20] 7oka
    We must've traveled through time...
[00:22] 7yama
    Yeah, right. This is just
    the Edomura theme park.
[00:25] 7oka
    Edomura?
SIGN    Mount Nanashiro
[00:26] 7oka
    Then the buried treasure is in Nikko?
SIGN    Nikko
[00:32] 7oka
    Huh?
[00:33] 7oka
    Y-You know these guys?
[00:35] 7mori
    Wait, look at them!
[00:37] 7mori
    That's the Banananbo Shogun
    along with Oshichi Kuranosuke!
SIGN    Banananbo Shogun
SIGN    Oshichi Kuranosuke
[00:41] 7oka
    You're right!
[00:42] 7mori
    And that's Shichikawa Goemon
    with one of the Shichisengumi!
SIGN    Shichikawa Goemon
SIGN    Shichisengumi
[00:46] 7oka
    I bet the Edomura people are putting
    on a free swordfighting show for us
[00:50] 7oka
    since we showed up to film here!
[00:52] 7oka
    I wanna thank all of you performers!
[00:55] 7yama
    Yeah, thank you.
[00:56] 7oka
    All right, I'll even give you some
    tips on how to make it really good!
[01:01] 7oka
    I'm a director from a major
    television network, after all!
[01:06] 7oka
    For the opening, you've gotta have Abarenbo
    riding by, with Mount Fuji in the background.
SIGN    Banananbo Shogun
[01:11] 7oka
    And a "da-dun!" sound.
[01:12] 7oka
    Could you, like, jump from that
    tower with no safety harness?
SIGN    Directing the Swordfighting Show
[01:17] 7oka
    Don't give me "I can't." You can do it!
[01:18] 7oka
    And as soon as you land, jump straight
    into attacking Abarenbo here.
[01:21] 7oka
    Right, right, right.
[01:22] 7oka
    Kuranosuke, just shut up and bang
    on that taiko drum, all right?
[01:26] 7oka
    Kondo! Don't just stand there!
    You gotta attack, too.
[01:29] 7oka
    What do you think the sword's for?
[01:30] 7oka
    You can actually stab him if you want.
[01:32] 7oka
    And then, when Kondo attacks,
    bang that taiko.
[01:35] 7oka
    The taiko!
[01:36] 7oka
    Come on, you ought to be able to ad-lib
    basic stuff like this, Kuranosuke.
[01:40] 7oka
    How many years have you
    been playing that thing?
[01:42] 7oka
    Abarenbo! Would it kill you to look
    at the camera like you're supposed to?
[01:45] 7oka
    That's the shot we're looking for!
[01:47] 7oka
    Okay, Kondo, you hold on to the taiko,
[01:49] 7oka
    and then, Kuranosuke,
    you swipe it back from him.
[01:52] 7oka
    Right, just like that! You've got it!
[01:54] 7oka
    Now, after you jump down, just...
[01:55] 7oka
    Oh, that's the boss.
[01:56] 7oka
    Boss! It turns out the buried
    treasure is in Nikko.
[01:59] 7oka
    The swordfighting show's about to start,
    so I'll call you back when it's over.
[02:02] Boss
    Hey, idiot! That's not Edomura!
[02:06] Boss
    It's a giant underground chamber
[02:09] Boss
    the Bakufu dug to hide the buried treasure!
[02:13] 7oka
    A chamber?
[02:15] Boss
    In order to keep intruders
    away from the treasure,
[02:17] Boss
    the Banagawa Bakufu built a
    huge castle in that chamber,
[02:20] Boss
    and they hid the buried treasure inside it!
[02:24] 7oka
    So we're still underground?
[02:26] 7yama
    Yet your phone's working.
[02:28] Boss
    You three are going to
    sneak into that castle
[02:31] Boss
    and find that buried treasure,
    no matter what.
[02:34] Boss
    Got it?! I wish you luck.
[02:40] Boss
    And just so you know,
    the mechanical dummies you'll see
[02:43] Boss
    will attack without warning.
[02:47] Boss
    So watch yourselves.
[02:52] 7oka
    This shoot is over! We're pulling out!