E24 - Dismissed! The TV Nanana Expedition Crew

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SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    The Thrilling Land of Caves
[00:05] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    #24 Dismissed! The TV Nanana Expedition Crew
SIGN    TV Nanana
[00:17] Narration
    Here in 1-Chome Giroppon stands TV Nanana.
[00:20] Office sign
    Expedition Crew
[00:21] Narration
    After being purchased by Nanazon Prime Video,
[00:23] Narration
    this station was threatened
    by a wave of layoffs,
[00:26] Narration
    and now the three members of the
    expedition crew have returned.
[00:30] Narrator
    Sadly, they were unable to
    uncover the buried treasure,
SIGN    TV Nanana
    Expedition Crew
[00:33] Narrator
    and now they face the threat
    of losing their jobs.
[00:35] 7oka
    Huh?
SIGN    Producer
    Nanaguchi
[00:37] 7oka
    I thought he was already
    laid off, but there's the boss.
[00:40] 7mori
    Maybe he managed to hang
    on by the skin of his teeth.
[00:42] 7oka
    Boss. Boss!
[00:44] 7guchi
    Oh, if it isn't Nanaoka!
[00:47] 7oka
    What are you doing?
[00:48] 7oka
    Don't you need to pack up and get out of here?
[00:51] 7guchi
    Didn't you hear?
[00:53] 7guchi
    There won't be any layoffs.
[00:57] 7oka
    Huh? What do you mean?
[00:59] 7oka
    No layoffs?
[01:01] 7guchi
    Nanazon shifted in a different direction,
[01:04] 7guchi
    so they're not going to be
    purchasing us after all.
[01:07] 7oka
    For real?
[01:08] 7guchi
    And when I say they shifted,
[01:11] 7guchi
    I mean their office building
    literally did just that.
[01:13] 7mori
    Wow, you're right! It's diagonal now.
SIGN    Nanazon Building Tilting
[01:18] 7guchi
    So they scrapped their plan to purchase us,
[01:22] 7guchi
    and we're back to operating as
    we were before they came along.
[01:28] 7oka
    They've got a proper-looking
    building, unlike ours.
[01:31] 7oka
    I wonder why it suddenly started leaning.
[01:34] 7mori
    I guess nothing is truly stable.
[01:36] Narrator
    In truth, the Nanazon home office was built
[01:38] Narrator
    directly over a massive underground cavern.
[01:42] Narrator
    The very chamber that the
    Banagawa bakufu had occupied,
[01:44] Narrator
    which the expedition crew explored.
[01:47] Fujinami
    Shachihoko Suplex.
[01:50] Narration
    Thanks to Tatsumi Fujinami's
    Shachihoko Suplex,
[01:53] Narration
    the bedrock upon which the
    building stands began to crack.
SIGN    Nanazon Corporation Executive
[01:58] Nanazon Exec
    God damn!
[02:00] Narration
    Well done, expedition crew.
[02:02] Narration
    It seems you've saved your no-budget
    TV station from the threat of layoffs.
[02:07] 7guchi
    That being the case, we can continue
    to make all the programming we want,
[02:12] 7guchi
    or at least as much as our
    tiny production budget allows.
[02:15] 7guchi
    Isn't that great?
[02:18] 7mori
    Um, we didn't find the buried treasure,
[02:20] 7mori
    so what should we do with
    the footage we shot?
[02:22] 7guchi
    I'd hate to waste it, so just
    edit it into something watchable,
[02:25] 7guchi
    and we'll run it in the afternoon
    time slot that's usually for movies.
[02:30] Narration
    And so, TV Nanana manages to defy the odds
[02:32] Narration
    in order to maintain its
    quirky direction, once again.
[02:37] Narration
    In times of chaos, you must seek out hope
SIGN    Emergency Pro-Wrestling Show
[02:40] Narration
    and pursue it into the future.
[02:43] Narration
    Beyond that horizon, a new dawn
    surely waits for TV Nanana.
SIGN    Tatsumi Fujinami's Deathmatch of Destiny!
SIGN    TV Nanana
[02:55] Narration
    The end.