E22 - Clash! Holy Beast VS Pro Wrestler

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SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    The Thrilling Land of Caves
[00:05] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    #22 Clash! Holy Beast VS Pro Wrestler
[00:16] 7oka
    The battle between Tatsumi
    Fujinami and the holy beasts
SIGN    Buried Treasure
[00:19] 7oka
    over the buried treasure has begun.
SIGN    Live from Banagawa Castle Hall!
    Tatsumi Fujinami VS Cyclops
[00:21] Cyclops
    Hey! Hey, Fujinami!
[00:24] Cyclops
    You're looking pretty gigantic now.
    You're just full of surprises, huh?
[00:28] Cyclops
    I bet you're not even really Fujinami.
[00:30] Fujinami
    Yeah, I am.
[00:31] Cyclops
    Nah, I bet you're Yurioka Super Special Q!
[00:35] 7oka
    Don't just laugh!
[00:36] 7oka
    Mr. Fujinami, say something back!
[00:37] Cycloips
    You're Yurioka Super Special Q!
[00:38] 7oka
    No, he's Mr. Fujinami!
[00:39] 7mori
    Come on, say something back!
[00:41] 7oka
    I'm not Choshu, but I'm about to get mad.
[00:43] 7oka
    Oh, Mr. Fujinami's about to get mad.
[00:45] Cyclops
    Mad? You should go cut
    your hair or something.
[00:49] 7oka
    He's talking about the Flying
    Dragon Revolution, Mr. Fujinami!
[00:51] Fujinami
    Oh, man, I don't know what
    to say after that one...
SIGN    ° Flying Dragon Revolution
     After a match on April 22nd 1988,
     Fujinami cut his own hair.
[00:53] 7oka
    You jerk!
[00:55] 7oka
    That was a big decision
    for Mr. Fujinami, y'know!
[00:58] Cyclops
    Yeah!
[00:59] Fujinami
    Oh, crap!
[01:00] 7oka
    Oh, no! He got behind him
    when he wasn't looking!
SIGN    The Holy Beasts launch a shocking assault!
    The Dragon is in danger!
[01:02] 7oka
    Now he's attacking with
    a weapon! It's a fork!
[01:05] 7mori
    These amateurs are playing dirty.
[01:07] 7mori
    Are they that desperate
    for their own TV special?
[01:09] Cyclops
    How do you like that?
[01:10] 7oka
    Look, Mr. Fujinami's
    wearing the crimson mask!
[01:12] 7oka
    Are you going to be okay, Mr. Fujinami?
    That's a lot of blood!
[01:15] Fujinami
    Wait, really?
[01:16] 7oka
    It's as much blood as when Akira Madea
    kicked you that one time!
[01:19] Fujinami
    Oh, that.
[01:21] Fujinami
    That was a rough spot!
[01:22] Cyclops
    With the kick?
[01:24] Fujinami
    It landed on my right temple.
[01:25] 7oka
    That was at Osaka-jo Hall, right?
[01:27] Fujinami
    Yeah, that was it.
[01:28] 7oka
    That was really...
[01:28] Fujinami
    It was really something.
[01:29] 7oka
    That was a hell of a match.
[01:31] 7oka
    Oh, man, this is bad!
[01:32] 7oka
    Mr. Fujinami, we're running short on airtime,
[01:35] 7oka
    so could you go for the finish soon?
[01:38] Fujinami
    Got it.
[01:40] Fujinami
    Time for something special.
[01:42] Fujinami
    I'll use this to wrap things up today.
SIGN    The Dragon's counterattack
    Can he pull it off? The legendary finishing move!
[01:46] 7oka
    He's absorbing shachihoko power again!
[01:49] Fujinami
    Here we go!
[01:51] 7oka
    He's got him from behind!
[01:52] 7oka
    That position... is the Dragon Suplex?!
[01:55] 7mori
    No, the angle is sharper than usual!
[01:58] 7mori
    The impact is going to be devastating!
    It's a shachihoko version!
[02:01] 7oka
    It's the Shachihoko Suplex.
[02:03] Sign
    Shachihoko Suplex
[02:05] 7oka
    And that's it! He nailed it!
[02:06] 7mori
    Yes!
[02:08] 7oka
    And so, we successfully
    reclaimed the buried treasure.
[02:13] 7oka
    Nice going, Mr. Fujinami! Thank you so much!
[02:15] 7mori
    We really appreciate it.
[02:16] 7oka
    Are you not gonna go for the
    1-2-3 with a pin or anything?
[02:19] Fujinami
    I don't really do that stuff outside the ring.
    It's embarrassing, y'know?
[02:22] 7oka
    Is there any kind of celebration
    you do after a win?
[02:24] Fujinami
    Well, before, I was like, "I did it!"
[02:29] 7oka
    Very normal.
[02:29] 7yama
    That's really... normal.
[02:30] 7mori
    Normal indeed.
[02:32] 7oka
    Shockingly so.
[02:32] 7yama
    I think all athletes do that.
[02:34] Fujinami
    But it's all I've really got...
[02:35] 7oka
    Well, in that case...
[02:36] 7mori
    Fair enough.
[02:37] 7oka
    You wanna go ahead?
[02:38] 7yama
    Really?
[02:39] 7oka
    Let's go ahead and do that.
[02:40] 7yama
    We're just gonna do it right now?
[02:41] 7oka
    Is it too sudden?
[02:42] Fujinami
    It's usually a heat of the moment thing...
[02:43] 7yama
    Well, if you would, please...
[02:44] 7oka
    Go ahead, Mr. Fujinami.
[02:45] Fujinami
    Right.
[02:45] 7oka
    Match the tone of the moment.
[02:46] 7yama
    Yeah.
[02:48] Fujinami
    I did it!
[02:49] 7oka
    He did it!
SIGN    The first time anywhere!
    Buried treasure, unearthed!
[02:50] 7yama/mori
    He did it.
[02:53] 7oka
    He did it!
[02:54] 7yama
    Okay, what was that?
[02:55] 7yama
    Is this really what we're closing with?