E12 - UNDERCOVER! SCARY DUDES BAR

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    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV "Nanana"!
SIGN    #12 UNDERCOVER! SCARY DUDES BAR
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    Our AD Saruoka went back
    to the jungle.
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    The chief was really shocked
    when he found out.
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    Saruoka! Saruoka!
[00:29] ---
    My successor Saruoka.
[00:34] ---
    Saruoka!
[00:38] ---
    Let's go to karaoke.
    I feel like singing.
[00:42] ---
    Look, there's a karaoke bar.
    I'm dying to sing my heart out.
[00:49] ---
    Right, I'll sing.
    What should I pick?
[00:52] ---
    Hey, gimme some booze.
[00:54] ---
    I'm gonna sing, sing, sing.
[00:56] ---
    Let me see.
    What should I sing?
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    Welcome
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    I'm gonna sing a song.
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    What should I sing?
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    Is it your first time here?
[01:07] ---
    Yeah.
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    It seems you love karaoke.
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    I'm in the mood for singing today.
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    Come on, gimme the mike.
    Move it, man.
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    Our karaoke is state-of-the-art.
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    It scores your singing.
    Amazing, isn't it?
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    Don't be stupid.
    That's normal nowadays, dummy.
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    Gimme the mike, quick.
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    There's more.
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    Huh?
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    If you get a high score,
    you'll get tips.
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    We'll get tips? Really?
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    Gimme the mike, then.
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    That's not all.
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    Huh?
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    What happens
    if you get a low score?
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    You've spoilt our night. Come out!
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    I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
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    You'll get kicked out and half killed
    for spoiling the mood.
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    Thrilling, huh?
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    Right. Let's go home.
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    Stop right there.
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    You take the mike, you sing.
    It's the rule.
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    Is there a rule like that?
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    Looking forward to hear
    your sweet-sounding voice.
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    Look at his face.
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    Do you think he can sing?
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    You're next.
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    You look great with that mike.
    Why don't you guys sing?
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    You wanted to sing.
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    I prefer the chorus.
    You like singing, don't you?
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    I don't feel like singing.
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    And your feelings for Saruoka?
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    All right, if you insist.
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    They'll sing.
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    Me?
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    I'm bad at singing. You sing.
[02:47] ---
    I'm worse than bad.
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    No, you sing first.
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    Our life-or-death karaoke
    is about to begin.
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    I'm bad at any song.
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    You must have a repertoire.
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    I can't sing to save my life.