E22 - SHOOTING! RARE ANIMAL KEENA

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[00:05] ---
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV "Nanana"!
SIGN    #22 SHOOTING! RARE ANIMAL KEENA
[00:17] ---
    The keena has appeared
    in front of our eyes.
SIGN    RARE ANIMAL KEENA
[00:22] ---
    It's the first time in the world
    the keena's been filmed.
[00:27] ---
    TV Nanana has achieved
    an amazing world first.
[00:34] ---
    OK, cut.
[00:36] ---
    Chief, we must go on air soon.
    Let's go back.
[00:41] ---
    OK. It's a wrap!
    Let's go!
[00:43] ---
    Thanks, keena.
    You may go now.
[00:45] ---
    Hey, let's go.
[00:46] ---
    OK.
[00:47] ---
    Come on, move it.
SIGN    "IT'S ALREADY OVER?"
[00:50] ---
    Got everything?
SIGN    "THAT'S A PRETTY DESPERATE TV STATION."
[00:52] ---
    We got it. Let's go.
[00:55] ---
    We're short of time.
    Hurry up.
[00:59] ---
    Oh my god.
[01:00] ---
    There's no time left.
[01:02] ---
    Oh my god.
[01:05] ---
    Oh my god.
    We're short of time.
[01:09] ---
    Charged up! Let's go!
[01:18] ---
    We filmed the keena. Everyone's gonna
    be surprised when they watch this.
SIGN    KEENA FOOTAGE
[01:22] ---
    We've achieved
    an amazing world first.
[01:24] ---
    People from the other TV channels
    won't make light of us anymore.
[01:29] ---
    You got it.
[01:47] ---
    Nanaoka! Nanaoka!
[01:56] ---
    Bubble TV's jerk producer Zakibana.
    What the hell do you want?
SIGN    BUBBLE TV PRODUCER ZAKIBANA
[02:00] ---
    Give me that tape!
[02:03] ---
    In your dreams. Get lost!
[02:06] ---
    Losing to TV Nanana would be
    a lifelong shame for us.
[02:10] ---
    I swear on our pride as a top rating
    channel I won't let you broadcast it.
[02:17] ---
    Stop it!
[02:18] ---
    Wait, Nanaoka!
[02:20] ---
    I'll take the tape by force!
[02:27] ---
    They're coming in swarms.
[02:31] ---
    Oh, no! They've surrounded us.
[02:33] ---
    Give me that tape!
[02:36] ---
    Hand it over!
[02:39] ---
    Give me that tape!
[02:42] ---
    Stop it! Go away!
    Get lost! Ouch.
[02:46] ---
    You should have stayed
    in your niche.
[02:50] ---
    Don't get cocky, TV Nanana.
[02:55] ---
    Don't push your luck!