# E22 - SHOOTING! RARE ANIMAL KEENA

Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYXJNZXK6/shooting-rare-animal-keena)<br>
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**[00:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We are Wacky TV Nanana!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wacky TV "Nanana"!
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;#22 SHOOTING! RARE ANIMAL KEENA
<br>**[00:17] ---**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The keena has appeared*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in front of our eyes.*<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;RARE ANIMAL KEENA
<br>**[00:22] ---**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's the first time in the world*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the keena's been filmed.*<br>**[00:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;TV Nanana has achieved<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;an amazing world first.<br>**[00:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;OK, cut.<br>**[00:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Chief, we must go on air soon.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's go back.<br>**[00:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;OK. It's a wrap!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's go!<br>**[00:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thanks, keena.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You may go now.<br>**[00:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, let's go.<br>**[00:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;OK.<br>**[00:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Come on, move it.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"IT'S ALREADY OVER?"
<br>**[00:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Got everything?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"THAT'S A PRETTY DESPERATE TV STATION."
<br>**[00:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We got it. Let's go.<br>**[00:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We're short of time.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hurry up.<br>**[00:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh my god.<br>**[01:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There's no time left.<br>**[01:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh my god.<br>**[01:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh my god.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We're short of time.<br>**[01:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Charged up! Let's go!<br>**[01:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We filmed the keena. Everyone's gonna<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;be surprised when they watch this.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;KEENA FOOTAGE
<br>**[01:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We've achieved<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;an amazing world first.<br>**[01:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;People from the other TV channels<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;won't make light of us anymore.<br>**[01:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You got it.<br>**[01:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nanaoka! Nanaoka!<br>**[01:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Bubble TV's jerk producer Zakibana.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What the hell do you want?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;BUBBLE TV PRODUCER ZAKIBANA
<br>**[02:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Give me that tape!<br>**[02:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In your dreams. Get lost!<br>**[02:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Losing to TV Nanana would be<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a lifelong shame for us.<br>**[02:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I swear on our pride as a top rating<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;channel I won't let you broadcast it.<br>**[02:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Stop it!<br>**[02:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wait, Nanaoka!<br>**[02:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll take the tape by force!<br>**[02:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They're coming in swarms.<br>**[02:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, no! They've surrounded us.<br>**[02:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Give me that tape!<br>**[02:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hand it over!<br>**[02:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Give me that tape!<br>**[02:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Stop it! Go away!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Get lost! Ouch.<br>**[02:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You should have stayed<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in your niche.<br>**[02:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't get cocky, TV Nanana.<br>**[02:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't push your luck!<br>